>>681211197
*you're
> Niggers

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Does my small circumcised penis count?

>>681211784
So Small it can be smoked like a joint

>>681213649
Is he kill?

>>681211784
mine is just like yours..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYYfFBk5J4

>>681213718
This

>>681214096
I think so

>>681211197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01ru18JdTY

>>681213649
Did he died?

>>681213905
kek

>>681214693
File name lol

>>681214663
holy shit his eyes are moving

>>681214230
>>681212239
I'm a grower not a shower.........
>..............
>.......
>...
>..
>.

>>681215354
indeed

>>681215354
Yep. Brain activity can continue for up to 24 hours after the removal of the head from the body.

>>681215719
interesting. Still rekt pretty hard tho

Geez

>>681214096
He wasn't wearing a helmet, so he's most probably dead.

>>681215719
wrong. without oxygen brain dies pretty quikly. on a metter of second or minutes.

>>681216156
always wear a helmet whilst driving, could save you from rekt

>>681213825
Watch carefully. She literally comes out of no where.

God damn ghosts.

>>681213718
Is this a contest or something?

>>681216286
Fucking niggers

>>681216286
not a worthy filename

>>681215719
Fucking bullshit. You would be lucky to get 24 seconds of useful brain function.

>>681216286
Ah... as always black people never defraud me!
A piece of shit race, as always!

>>681215719
highly doubt this. blood pressure's going to be lost pretty quickly

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>>681215719
>>681216320

>>681216727
"Useful"

>>681213649
Wasted

>>681214087
>Benedict Cumberbatch's day off

>>681216522
what

>>681215354
>>681215719
It was noted by french executioners that guillotined heads would still move and show signs of pain for about 10-20 seconds after being cut. That means you're still alive for a while after your head is chopped off.

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>>681217063

>>681216369
she was driving.

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>>681216893

>>681214855
That lefty is black seems to be a pro at cutting heads.

>>681216369
Thanks for proving you're a fucking retard. You can see her standing outside the store and see her even react right before the car hits her

>>681211197
Foot injuries usually don't hurt much, I once stepped with my boots on a large nail on a plank laying around in the woods and it went through my boot into my foot. I just pulled it out and I didn't even went to a doctor for it.

>>681217387
still don't get it

>>681216893
and where's the joke?

>>681214663
is he ded?

>>681217063
They're letting their vehicles go downhill in reverse. Looks like a contest to me.

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Summoning moralfags.

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>>681217721

same here, op is overreacting

>>681215719
>>681217296
I'm from a city where a famous pirate of the hanse was executed. There are rumours that at the execution, where the crew was also aligned, the pirate's body stumbled to the last man in the line. It's "Störtebeker" if anyone is interested.

Anyways, those are just rumours, but it's no big myth that when you chop a living thing the head off, the muscles flex awkwardly (see people getting shot for a referance).

>>681214749
He died later that day from eternal bleeding.

>>681211784
It's a grower not a shower

>>681217965
thanks

>>681218132
Story?

>>681218202
Kek

>>681218038
A good old fashioned chimp out. If only that guy didn't have a conceal carry license with some good ol' hollow rip 9mm rounds.

>>681211432
>implying I can be multiple niggers

>>681217387
lmao nice

>>681218048
the only moral here, is that the mother is an idiotic moron, that didn't look on the road. How truck is suppoused to see them? they're small af!

>>681215805
trying to figure out which was the one that exploded

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>>681211197
That foot reminds me of a mystery being that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means, but alphas will)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k

PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's fluid.

>>681218132
Yeah, what did hurt a lot was when I was wearing swimming trunks, and there was a loose thread loop which managed to go around one of my balls. When I went to change I yanked my trunks down fast.

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>>681218048
Reminds me of my childhood complete disaster then my mom left smh

>>681218048
Retard at a cross walk who thinks she owns the road. People in my local area use cross walks like fuck tards all the time. I surprised shit like this doesn't happen more often were I live.

>>681218048
What happened to the mom? Did she get stuck between the duels?

>>681218859
She is being dragged away from the front right side of the truck. Watch close.

>>681218859
Looks like she's being pushed by the front tire.

>>681214087
i can't tell when these are real i assume this fake because of how stupid

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needs more funny

>>681214350
why is there blood?

>>681218187
When the head is cut off from the heart (and therefore, from oxygen), the brain immediately goes into a coma and begins to die. You'll just have conscious brain activity for 2-5 seconds, with the rest being impulses sent to the nerves and muscles. So, if you do get your head chopped off, the only thing you'll experience is the traumatic shock of having all of your nerves severed - probably won't see much through the pain and shock. All in all, I guess the psychological pain far exceeds the physical one.

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>>681213718
>mfw i drive the same blue truck

>>681218859
Yes, but what's left behind is not the kid. If you look closely, it's a piece of the child lol. That's why the guy in the car goes towards it and stops.

>>681214087
Did he dead?

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this is one of my favorite stories

>>681219223
it's jam

>>681218038
monkeys

>>681218495
None of them, that was a crane that collapsed at Mecca last year I think.

>>681219380
I say yes

>>681219478
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jeez that's creepy

>>681217572
Fucking lost

>>681217583
Oh. Uhmi. Gawd.

>>681218038
Why I'm always carrying a knife or two, guns don't hurt cunts like these enough

>>681215496
>its neither

>>681218665
What is civilian right of way?

Ever take drivers ed?

>>681220504
'merica

>>681220556

no, kids are 10pts.

>ever take drivers ed?

>>681220504
At least they're making an attempt to fix their problems

>>681213649
I think they showed this in DARE he was drunk and kill

>>681219424
I haven't laughed this hard at a greentext in a long time. That was so sweet and funny, thanks for sharing anon.

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>>681219424
some people get beaten or raped by their parents

others... they get this

>>681213558
damn SUV drivers

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listening to the music made it a whole lot funnier

>>681215354
supposedly you live for about 10 seconds after getting your head chopped off, IE your aware and shit.

>>681220739
I was told fifty in my day.

>>681218237
underrated post

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>>681215805
bottom right at 0:18

>>681221147
niggers are worth 50 dumbass

>>681217583
Cartman irl

>>681221082
yeah the nerves in your body don't die straight away so there is still twitching, similar to a chicken when they get their heads cut off

>>681211432
instagram not an essay faggotron, almost no one says you're when posting shit on social media.

>>681220504
gotta give them props for effort

>>681220484
ya know what.
>Fuck You

>>681221333
niggers are bout tree fiddy

>>681217715
Irony at it's finest
>>681217507

>>681220739
School let's out early I guess

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>>681221503
fuck off sea monster

>>681218038
Idubbz?

>>681217897
No, hes fine now.

>>681221718
you don't know nigger memes good enough

>>681220504
Hey, at least they're trying. They'll give up in a few minutes, but at the moment, good for them.

>>681213718
is this a ylyl thread? cause i just lost

>>681218665
Feeling kinda sorry for this guy. Nobody took his weak bait.

>>681213649
nerve gas

>>681221395
This is false. Perhaps putting the correct "you're" is exhausting for a simpleton, for most people it's automatic.

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>>681221934

>>681218048
that's not even that bad, stop trying to be edgy faggot.

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>>681221395
your is plain wrong though
grammar is hard isn't it

>>681218048
kek he didn't even stop dudes

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Post quality rekt and nerve gas, you fags and stop complaining.

>>681216286
why cant those animals put shoes on. Are they not worried about glass or nails?

>>681222221
off by 1 rip

>>681222485
"i'm not cleaning that up"

>>681222516
They cannot afford them. They're brazilians.

>>681222332
this is why you wear actual motorcycle boots

>>681222362
*are
lolfucking pleb ca'nt even spell right xD

>>681222068
Spoke too soon.
>>681220566

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>>681222221

>>681222139
Uhh no. When you're on a smart phone which is how a lot if not most people use social media these days, its much faster to just type the text and not switch while typing to find the apostrophe for example. Only fedora wearing fags brag about "muh cyber grammar".

>>681218048
everyone agrees shes a fucking stupid pedestrian who thought she had the right to cross and guessed the truck would stop and she died being a retard cunt along with her faggot son, right?

>>681222684
they can afford guns. Use the gun to steal shoes would be something I would do

>>681222777
>222777

DOUBLE TRIPS

>>681222332
how did that happen?

>>681222221
>>>681222222

>>681222996
nerve gas

>>681222763
>not knowing the context
>"your" is plain wrong though
there better
now gtfo
>lolfucking pleb ca'nt even spell right xD
...

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This thread looks painful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw

>>681222836
You have to look for the apostrophe? What sort of beta are you? Seriously, correct grammar is just as fast as that lowlife language you're using - and people don't lose respect over you the minute they see your post.

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>>681222990
Too bad I was so busy being a retard that I didn't get my replies right.

TFW wasted trips

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>>681222990
>DOUBLE TRIPS

>>681222687
What am I looking at here? Is it a manhole he was in?

>>681223184
omg u got trolled so hard

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>>681222777

>>681222836
You're arguing that you're lazy and not just an idiot. Need I say more?

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POCKETSAND

>>681223258
This.

>>681223413
yes
nerve gas explosion blew him out

>>681222687
Lost

>>681223258
not that anon but if you're seeking validation and respect from 4chan then i think you have bigger things to worry about than grammar or spelling

>>681223427
hmm yeah you got me good...

>>681223771

God damn best rekt in this thread.

>>681223258
I don't say "your" most of the time, but i also don't care about having perfect grammar on something stupid like Instagram. I'm sorry you must also be the type to also brag about having an IQ a few points above average because it's the only thing you have.
>>681223471
I guess but who really cares in the end, i'm not insecure enough to feel like i have to present myself as having perfect grammar when texting something retarded anyway.

>>681221282
kek'd

>>681215805
that little kid sacrificing himself for his mother

>>681219194
lmao

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>>681224266
Yeah, those little kids are real storm troopers.

>>681211197
bump

>>681222222
>>681222221

Rip

>>681223771
Okay, but the illiterate anon is arguing that everyone should use improper grammar on social media where you're representing yourself.

>>681219380
No he's still on Chaturbate x3 He lives in a 1 floor house.

>>681224506
almost rekt.. kek delivered

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got a laugh

>>681223771
On 4chan it doesn't matter I guess. Especially if you're using the improper use to develop a character as you post dank memes.

>>681221052
Just looked up the theme so I can get some reference with this. This belongs in a YLYL thread.

>>681214232
I WASTED 5 MINUTES WATCHING THIS YOU RETARD... FUCK YOU

>rekt/ylyl

got em both right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA20vxXCZvQ

>>681223580
Would he have died instantly or from the fall?

>>681221052
fucking lost

vvv link for those who are too lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

>>681224124
sorry, but if don't know the difference between "you are" and "your" than you basically have the IQ level of a loaf of bread

>>681219424
So funny that this alleged Brit guy calls it "recess", nice story but total bullshit.

>>681223366
trip dubs checked

>>681214272
Only knows how to kick with his right leg
>fucking pleb

>>681214855
actually some quality camera angles and shots, not bad isis lol

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>>681215805
what the fuck is the red thing?

>>681225220
this thread is ylyl and rekt
check OP

>>681222851
There was a stupid fuck yesterday who argued his fucking life that the truck driver was wrong. We couldn't stop kekking as he bled from the ass.

>>681222777
dub trips, noice

>>681220963
Wtf the motorfag was in the wrong lane? But yeah suv fags are fags.

>>681225315
the explosion probably turned him mushy
before he even landed

>>681225711
This poster is a liar.

>>681213718
Final Destination The Series

>>681211784
What the fuck is that lump near the head?

>>681224524
edgy

>>681225682
A section of the crane that just collapsed and hit those people.

http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2015/09/11/saudi-arabia-mecca-mosque-crane-collapse-video.cnn/video/playlists/mecca-crane-collapse/

>>681223096
>The one who got sixts was a SJW
Wew lad.

>>681225682
might be a segment of the crane which fell
or the true gods holy vengeance

>>681221543
Wtf is irony? Is it a smell now? Cause your use of the word smells like face shoved in steaming pile bullshit.

>>681225682
we call it "the carma crane"

>>681225682
It's the fist of god

>>681225971
the balls?

>>681211197
REKT CANT BE FOR LAUGHING
THIS IS REAL PEOPLE HURTING THEMSELVES HERE DUDE, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>681225971
blood vessel
don't you know shit about penises?

>>681215719

I can't believe all the morons that bothered to retort. I lol'd. /b is hopeless.

>>681225682
I've heard this is a video of like a crane falling or something, but Im not sure

>>681220504
imagine the smell

>>681218038
>sweden

>>681225408
then* not than sorry

>>681225951
savage

>>681226292
newfag

>>681226490
newfag

>>681226292
>????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
please end yourself

>>681211197
>>681211784
>>681212239
>>681215496
wow stfu

>>681226292
more of shock value to me

>>681214855
This looks so fake. I have been watching beheading videos for years, as well as horror movies, and this looks a lot more like a movie.

Watch this shit, and then watch this beheading video, you will see the difference:

>bestgore.com/beheading/dagestan-beheading-russian-soldiers-chechen-mujahideen-terrorists/

>>681225828
>calls dubs a liar
GTFO cancer. Shouldn't you be posting bannanas?

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>>681226596
>[insecurities intensify]

>>681217897
his hed grow bak

>>681220642
Lol they aren't american.

>>681224299
Dubs confirm the story of my life.

>>681214693
Was this a suicide attempt or did he fall

>>681224181
>Googling nerve gas meme

>>681215805
They don't make whatever that thing was like they do in 'merca!!

>>681222119
why do you mention nerve gas as if it was the reason why this man died, when we can clearly see he's getting a car accident?

>>681222942
I'm a white Brazilian guy
I didn't had anything with me
Guy stole my sandals

>>681217865
>you are the joke.

>>681225752
shut the fuck up you damn nigger jew skeleton

>>681225818
Cool, but not so cool for the poor guy.

>>681226292
this bait is 3/10 , just for making 4 replys in total

>>681226841
Jesus... Wish I would have seen that one live.

>>681227043
Damn bro not your chanclas

>>681226895
On Russia the pension you have to pay for ppl who are hitted by you in a car is fucking expensive

>>681213905
Fucking yes, does anyone have more of this shit? People blocking off a road to protest should get run the fuck down. I love how they get in the way thinking they will stop the car or some shit, fucking retards

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>>681227344

https://youtu.be/vdIrKPXCBpo

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>>681227005

>>681227317
and gets a full 4/10 for being original made bait.

>>681221147
nah, they are only ten now

you can thank obama for destroying the dead pedestrian economy

>>681227344
>hitted