>please state the nature of the medical emergency
>>681195821
Computer, deactivate EMH.
Sorry Doc, I accidentally hit the "activate" switch.
>>681196953
>>681196953
>>681197410
/thread?
>>681196953
>>681197410
well..this was short.
No, wait! My boner's lasted more than 4 hours, now what do I do?
Fuck you, Tom.
>>681198868
You can call him yourself... Newfag.
>>681199325
>>681195821
Computer, delete EMH from the system. Permanently.
>>681198868
dude, that wasn't a boner.
you were wanking your right leg.
>>681195821
Got boil on my dick as big around as a quarter doc, can you help me?
>>681195821
I need medical attentiom please report to Astrometrics
>>681195821
Everyone fucking hates me doc
>>681195821
I put arsenic in everyone's Talaxian omlettes you fuckers!
about to enter Pon farr.
>>681195821
All this ship wide socialist healthcare is really making me have to wait months in a queue doc
>>681195821
I'm blind as shit doc.
>>681201675
>>681201645
You can Pon my Farr anyday big boy
>>681201117
me too. group counseling?
>>681195821
Geef latinum plox
>>681202131
They hate you more Wesley, at least they barely care about me.
>>681195821
ya know i have always wondered,klingons faces are so lumpy,how do no what is a normal face lump and what is a zit.
>>681195821
Heath is kill!
>>681202517
You obviously never saw insurrection
I have a recurring dream involving electric sheep.
>>681195821
>>Get sucked into dimensional worm hole
>>Work way up Russian mob
>>Get caught
>>End up working in cafeteria in prison
>>MFW
>>681195821
>>We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile
>>681195821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBTdB5Pj3s
>>681202961
Or he did but forgot about it. Like most people.
Qapla' Nigga
>>681203068
You dreaming about me fagdroid?
>>681204166
>like tears in rain
>calls me a fag
>>681195821
Doctor! Shall I whip you up a photonic snack?
It's a faaaake!
>>681202131
bend over faggot
>>681205274
>>681205246
>>681205519
>>681205522
>>681205519
>>681205511
>>681204778
I've seen things you wouldn't believe. And when you're switched off all those moments, like when the holodeck malfunctioned and you were stuck being a cowboy at the ok corral, will be lost in time....
I prefer Dr. Bashir. But he got stabbed by sand snek :(
>>681205246
>>681195821
Captain's on the rag again doc, you got any midol?
>>681205736
>>681205919
I'm going to SING
SING MR VULCAN
>>681195821
I have a tummy ache.
>>681206083
>Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey, Hello My Ragtime Gal....
>>681195821
I've got a lump growing in my testicle ever since going on /b/...Is it serious doctor?
Computer, activate EMH.
>>681205758
They will all die. All those traitors!
>>681206662
YES WHAT IS IT
>>681206390
Use the Schwartz!!
Computer, activate self destruct sequence.
Authorization Alpha Pi 129
>>681195821
Get that worthless excuse for an isomorphic projection out of here this is a job for the ECH
>>681207330
COMPUTER BELAY THAT ORDER
>>681207604
love those command pips doc!
>>681207804
Now now, Captain Janeway. Don't be so hasty.
>>681207804
Did anyone ever tell you you're angry when you're beautiful?
>>681202131
Wesley turned out to be aright cuck in rl. Beam that little fuck into space.
>>681208237
who ...................you................calling................hasty
>>681208237
THESE LAB RATS ARE FIGHTING BACK
>>681208660
Shut up, Discord
i liek that one voyager episode where someone fucked up the doctors program and he then started to murder and rape crew members mr hyde style.
Can't we all just be happy?
>>681209590
inb4 durr thats the dumbest VOY evar
durr
>>681208810
If you're interested, I'll be glad to help you contact your animal guide.
Voyager was for kids, DS9 was for adults.
>>681209806
Can I have a hit off your trippy tricorder thing mang
>>681209995
>DS9 was for adults
and yet neither Dax nor Kira get naked
ever
Someone ask for a doctor?
>>681206867
Kiss me Garak
>>681195821
my dick isn't thick enough!
>>681209995
man they really fuck up the Seatack and the Majestic at 0:32
utterly rekt
>>681210146
Your psychographic profile is required reading for Vorta field supervisors. I probably know things about you you don't know yourself.
>>681210150
NO NO NO we've been over this, Now fire the damned photonic cannon before they get any closer.
>>681210103
>I need to go on a spiritual journey
Yeah sure you do, you drug smoking terrorist
>>681209995
ds9 was for plebs, babylon 5 was for the intellectual elite
>>681210146
There was that kiss though
>>681210146
>>681195821
>"Ummm"
>pull out cellphone
>hand it to doc
>play the video
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/
>"that's me, it just happened back in my quarters"
>"wat do doc?"
wat do indeed?
>>681210490
yeah man those things we're fucking clunkers by ds9. they were contemporary to enterprise b for fucks sake and they send them against the dominion.
>>681210752
show her in that rubber suit, jizzed every time
>>681210715
K-Kira...
>>681210715
>yfw you turn into a Trill
>>681209806
If you're going to tell me it's a space newt again you can fuck right off.
I thought it was funny enough to save it permanently.
they logged my IP address. what the fuck have i done.
>>681210598
>>681210712
ah thank god a scholar and a gentleman. star trek was always fun to watch but can't hold a fucking candle to Straczynski's master piece. its the difference between episodic writing and sitting down and coming up with a five year story line.
>>681210663
Akootchamora....far from the barrios of our fathers..
>>681195821
Apologies doctor
I am searching for something else, where I have clearly failed, knowing that you are not funny.
>>681211224
Odo has special dick powers, can turn it into a rampant rabbit at will
>>681211444
checked
>>681210712
I'm sorry, the intellectual elite were busy watching a truly patrician show.
>>681210663
well after sisko they needed a diversity hire in a authority position and since they'd already done a mick and a nigger, why not a spic?
>>681211534
>>681211499
>Chakotay, can you do the night shift on the bri...
>I NEED TO GO ON A SPIRTUAL JOURNEY TONIGHT CAPTAIN
>Again? ffs Chakotay we really nee
>NO ONE CONTACT ME FOR THREE HOURS, WHERE ARE MY RUSH ALBUMS
>>681211960
Excuse you, the correct term is 'native space American'.
>>681209995
> Star Trek trying to be something it's not
Another popular series like this is called "Star Wars", just in case you haven't heard it.
DS9 turned into vapid shit with the whole prophecy bs, turned into a secord rate shit show.
>>681211444
dems trips...
"Yes."
>>681211435
>>681211639
I sit here inside your feeble brain, listen to the arguments bounce off the hollow spaces, how could you not choose science above a beast of burden? You disgust me
>>681212075
And Klingons are 'Forehead Challenged African-Americans'
>>681212075
>mick and nigger are ok though.
white friend from argentina detected.
>>681205999
unchecked trips is a crime
considered it checked
>>681212061
Kek
>>681212304
Fuck off space niggers. We're full.
>>681212236
>>681209590
>>681210490
Being assigned to those Miranda-class ships was basically a death sentence.
>>681212599
>>681211534
o rly?
>>681212636
a..are we the centauri?
>>681212785
>>681212777
trips confirm that scene makes me laugh my ass off every time
>>681212764
besides this >>681211087 think paramount had a bunch of these models around cause i seem to remember every major battle at least one of these things getting trashed.
>>681211996
>it's an emotion chip episode
>>681213170
they look so fucking cool though
you could grow a lot of weed on a ship like that
>>681212777
checked vegas trips
DS9, fuckers won't release it on blu ray. But they'll put Enterprise on blu ray.
>>681213323
>>681213323
>It's a Babylon 5 telepath episode
>>681212108
Rick Berman and Brannon Braga ruined everything
>>681212862
Lando the first time we met your people, the first time we met any other sentient race, you told us we we're some lost centauri tribe till we finally god our hands on some centauri dna and appearances aside we're two completely different species.
>best character ever
>aliens guy is in fact an alien
>>681195821
/Sat on a pickle jar and it broke in my ass. I think I'm going to die
>>681213371
>implying you need to grow anything when there's replicators
>>681213510
DS9 was good until THIS FUCKING EPISODE
Even as a kid in the 90's I was sick and tired of the black agenda being injected into fucking everything on TV.
>>681213529
You try and kiss me and I'll break your arm.
>>681213676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo
>>681198296
>>681213510
It would cost more than TNG to remaster the series,which is too bad. They still could just release it on Blu-Ray IDK what that would look like though.
>>681213561
would have rekt with extreme inpunity
>>681213510
I keep hearing conflicting things about the DS9 Bluray, some people say it'll never happen because they'd have to re-do a lot of the cgi effects and they can't justify the cost, others say it will definitely happen.
>>681214043
>>681213826
synthabud sucks
>>681213676
I still can't get over that his name was gariBALDi, surely that was on purpose
>>681214119
Oh hell, I just realised she's a DA from Law and Order SVU.
>>681214043
>>681214119
i do like red heads but preferred this one.
dat voice man, seriously could you imaging the noises she makes with a dick in her?
>>681213857
Yeah that was awful that episode. I think Avery Brooks directed it as well.
>>681209424
I need this so bad, someone make emh murder porn.
>>681213857
What kinda crack are you on?
>>681199519
Computer, ignore that request
>>681214565
I'm up to season 3, does she ever come back? She just disappeared once it was revealed she was some kind of sleeper agent and there was never any closure.
>>681214716
reality my friend.
>>681195821
hey that's the physical education teacher from the Wonder Years.
>>681214565
Lyta's way more intense
Talia would have just murdered you as soon as she fell asleep
>>681214128
I hope it does, I'd buy it. Not that they'd remaster it all just for me. I prefer DS9 over TNG, Voyager and Enterprise.
>>681214893
racism in other words
thanks for shitting on a good thread faggot
>>681214128
the CGI in DS9 is worth putting some money into
>>681214803
nope think her contract was up. bester mentions they dissected her (probably to check out what ironheart did to her) at one point to piss of garibaldi
>>681215141
She quit the show because she had it in her mind she could be a successful reporter on CNN
>>681215013
Look at this nigger.
I wasn't racist until niggers on TV went BOOHOOHOO every five minutes.
>>681195821
I'VE ACCIDENTALLY ALTERED THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM AND NOW THERE ARE TWO OF ME! THE RESULTING IMBALANCE IN MY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD IS CAUSING ME TO DETERIORATE ON A SUBATOMIC LEVEL! WE ONLY HAVE 6 HOURS BEFORE I CAN SAVE MY OWN LIFE BY RIGGING THE ZED-P-M INTO THE ANCIENT DIMENSIONAL_UNFUCKULATER! IF I DON"T SUCCEED MY DOUBLE AND I WILL BOTH EXPLODE, POTENTIALLY DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE OR MAYBE EVEN THE COSMOS AS A WHOLE! GOOD THING THERE ARE TWO OF ME NOW THOUGH TO SOLVE THIS DILEMMA BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING SMART. ALSO THINLY VEILED MESSAGE ABOUT HOW MY SELF ESTEEM IS BAD AND I PUSH THE ONES I LOVE AWAY! THEN MY DOUBLE WILL INEVITABLY SACRIFICE HIMSELF MAKING ME HATE MYSELF EVEN MORE. GOOD THING I HAVE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS!
>>681201747
Kek'd
>>681215260
shut up you racist piece of fucking crap
>>681215013
>thanks for shitting on a good thread faggot
What have you contributed?
I have multiple pro thread posts above. Go shit on your mom faggot.
>>681215284
GATESHIP ONE
ITS WHAT YOU CALL A SHIP THAT GOES THRU THE GATE
>>681215350
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>>681215402
yeah you probably "contributed" a bunch of disturbing shit nobody commented on
gtfo
>>681215488
how's being 12
>>681214936
well character wise yes lyta's a vorlon super-weapon. i mean on purely fuckability status, (cause lyta would burn your mind up if you were to get intimate with her.) and like i said red head is hoter but DAT VOICE MAN.
>>681215417
WE'LL NAME IT LATER
>>681215503
>>681215598
These are the real shit posters. Back to lereddit with you.
>>681195821
That dude reminds me of a mystery being that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means, but alphas will)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's fluid.
>>681195821
My peepee hurts
Anyone else have a thing for Deleen back in the day? No?... Just me? Okay
>>681195821
Thank heavens... You'reheredoc. I......... havesomethingI... Needyou to look at...
>mfw it burns when I pee
>mfw I have a nasty rash
>mfw I committed bioterrorism across the stars with my dick
>>681215628
I loved that 1940s femme fatale look she was sporting
>>681216012
lol yep man. voice of silver fox on the spiderman cartoon.
>>681215850
oh are we attempting to evade the spam filters here /pol/ fag
>>681216138
Were those two a couple? It seemed to be implied but never really mentioned.
I think I have a blocked Jeffries tube
>>681213857
Racism???? In an era of hundreds of species, earth united as "humans", women admirals, and an alien as earths president.
It made no sense for a Starfleet captain in the united federation of planets to care of something that happened about four hundred years in earths history. He didn't seem to care about the third world war or the eugenics war.
>>681216226
Quit shitposting with nigger tier bait and rejoin the thread properly.
>>681215284
He was the only decent character in Atlantis.
>>681215284
>>681216012
I did, she had such a lovely voice
>>681216334
pretty much but didn't fuck till the last episode she was in "i woke up and you were gone." r34 anyone?
I'm an irritating cuntlick
>>681216334
I'm sure they fucked when Ivanova invited her over
goddamm family friend TV networks
>>681216153
Why is that gay jap flirting with an app?
>>681216211
>>681216633
Good. I'm not alone in thinking that!
>>681216378
cause it already happend. first episode with kahn, space seeds or something, mentions the eugenics wars of the 1990s.
>>681216810
>>681216749
hngg
>>681216810
It was hinted at I think when Talia is talking to Ivanova after being discovered.
>>681216012
pretty fappable in Lost too
if you can excuse the fact she hasn't had a shower for years
>>681217166
they could have at least showed a good fuck scene before the betrayal
oh wait it was the 1990s
>>681216753
Yes you are. I laughed and laughed and was so happy when you died cuntbag.
Computer point to point beaming: troys bedroom closet, engage.
>>681217289
I forgot she was in that. Yeah I'd still fuck her. Dirty Deleen.