You are a closet faggot, embrace your faggot self. Basically when you are drunk your brain drops the social barriers that stop you from doing things, thats why shy guys start being all crazy in parties, in your case you just like dick.

>>681184795
It's not when I'm drunk though, only when I'm hung over.

>>681185092
In order to balance your liquid household, you need salt and water.
You are a semendemon.

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>>681184169
Wanna come drink some jäger?

>>681185388
Please explain

>>681185463
Fuck, don't show me that. I want to munch on that plump bag

>>681185546
It was a joke, you are simply slightly gay.
Also, are you bumping this thread with porn?
Because if you are, you actually have gay porn on your PC.
You are a faggot son.

>>681185819
I am bumping. I'm hung over looking at guy porn again. So even if I am slightly gay, which I'm willing to accept. Why when I'm hung over? It's like clockwork

>>681186275
maybe because you are mostly alone when you are hungover.
Maybe if you would be drunk, alone with a qt in your room you would already feel otherwise.

>>681186371
Stop it guys, your going to make me go out and lick some stranger

Nigga, you gay

>>681186275
I get gay when high, it's just a turnoff when I'm not. Have gay sex see if it's for you. If not you will find out pretty quick if it's a fetish or something else. Won't make you a faggot but being in the closet will.

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how about some feet too?

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And now what the fuck with this shit? U out can cum from getting fucked. I'm so fucked

>>681186804
not bad/10

moar

>>681187168
Same here. I'll gotten close to trying it out but always flake or chicken out. The only reason I don't try now is because I feel like shit.

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>>681187748

>>681187745
>>681187592
>>681186665
And also, why does everyone on b have a bigger cock than me?

Kik or snap anybody ?

I don't understand my fixation with licking the balls either. There isn't much porn online of that so I feel like it's unusual. Any insight on tgay?

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Reading this thread made me laugh like a loon oh my god.

OP, you are a funny guy when hungover. Perhaps unintentionally.

Anyway I recommend what the other guys are saying: go out and find a dude, have a fling. See if it's for you.

Godspeed you mad bastard.

>>681188282
<3

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Just give in OP, become a fag like me ;)

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>>681188275
ObtainedCDH2

>>681187940
My tongue. Your lower colon. NAOW PLOX

>>681188915
yum! moar?

>>681188371
I totally would. I bet I'll start looking for someone as soon as this thread goes 404. But I will definitely flake tomorrow. I'll probably bust my nut as soon as it starts to get real then laugh at myself for having a such a stupid idea.

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>>681187290
If you are asking whether you can or not, yeah you can. You can achieve a prostate orgasm through anal.

>>681189551
WTF man that's insane

>>681189784
Your prostate gland is right up next to your anus. Getting fucked in the ass stimulates that gland directly, and so you cum. And it feels amazing.

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>>681188852
Jeepers...

What a gorgeous cock.

>>681184169
Your organs are weakend by alcohol.
They can't detox properly.
Homosexuality is a direct consequence of a contaminated organism.
Crucial: In this society, we are so close to being overwhelmed by toxins all the time, it takes little to push us over.

>>681189216
Well whatever happens, happens.

At least you went out and tried right?

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Anybody got some big ball pics? Been needing them as of recently.

>>681190079
Now butt fucking suddenly makes sense. I thought the bottom just takes it and only the top cums.

>>681189784
It's so much better than a standard orgasm it's hilarious.

It's like your entire body is cumming. Sounds dumb but I can't really describe it another way.

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my face

>>681187168
>Have gay sex see if it's for you
>Won't make you a faggot

Pretty sure that's one of the defining characteristics of being a faggot

>>681190136
I want to hear this but it sounds too crazy.

>>681190788
>one of the defining characteristics of being a faggot

The other one is OP

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>>681190788
Kek

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>>681190611
I'm already kind of sold now. Is getting fucked the best way is is it better with a dido or something

>>681190788
Faggotry isn't about sexuality imo. It's about flaunting that sexuality; bringing it up whenever you can, hitting on every male you see, attending pride parades that stretch public nudity laws to their absolute limits. It's like how a lot of stormfags draw a distinction between black people and niggers.
Basically, it's cool to be gay, but don't be gay about it.

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>>681191212
Either is good.

It takes a while though. Like, it took me several tries to get it right, and even then it was minor the first time.

There are a tonne of guides online about it. Good luck.

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>>681191198
Yummy ;) got any more?

>>681190865
I never did anything like that. I always hear about experimenting as kids, playing doctor and shit. Where the fuck was i?

>>681191264
>Basically, it's cool to be gay, but don't be gay about it.
this.

>>681190977
>hello captain obvious

That's a given

>>681187168
Yeah, this happened to me and a friend of mine when we were high. He started out by joking around, and we decided to watch a porn (straight porn) and began jerking off together. Eventually it ended up with us exchanging hand jobs. Nothing happened after that, and we really never talked about it afterward.

>>681191264
As a gay person, I hate the people you described as "faggots" so fucking much. They're literally counterproductive and give normal gays a bad rep.

>>681191910
15/10
<3

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>>681191762
oh i remember you from the other thread

nice body

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I hate being a gay virgin

>>681191461
I'm looking it up now. For some reason it seems like a good skill to have

>>681190451
You're too manly to be a twink. Now you only need to exercise and you'll easily become movie-star material.

>>681192115
where are you bby

>>681191461
Would love to suck and swallow that...balls and all

ITT: closeted homosexuals

In the words of Andrew 'dice' Clay... "There's no middle ground here, you either suck dick, or you do not suck dick."

>>681191264
Couldn't agree more.

Had a fling with a dude who was faggot. He strongly believed that being gay was central to his personality.

And we went to a gay bar one night, and it turns out this is a pretty widespread notion.

It made him a boring as fuck person to be around since his entire personality was "IM GAY, WORLD!!!"

Tl;dr, fuck faggots, I agree.

>>681191052
who let the air out of his balls

>>681192520
yummmy

>>681192404
Probably the same guy who spilt all that milk on his bum.

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>>681192112
Thank you! Nice cock ;)
>>681192115
Right there with you sexy ;(

Why do I turn gay every time I open 4chan?

>>681192520
moar?

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>>681192741
thanks, can you show anus plz?

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>>681193019
ok :)

Every time I try prostate massaging I get a feeling that I have to pee really bad and it kills my boner, I just want to cum from pure anal stimulation but it seems too hard

>>681186275
I'm pretty sure it is chemical. Being horny when hungover is pretty common. I want to say it's something to do with cortisol levels. But that might not be the right word.

Obviously you're already somewhat gay and that just comes out when you're hornier than usual, like when hungover.

>>681187592
That is the ugliest cock ive ever seen holy shit

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>>681193215
With pleasure <3

>>681187745
Fuck me that's a hot dick.

>>681184169
Drinking does raise estrogen levels... Maybe you are feeling this?

>>681193367
I dunno. I think it has a glowing red charm.

>>681193215
God damn more please. Those cock and balls look amazing.

cuties post your kik so daddy can chat

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>>681193347

>>681190136
Coherence =/= truth

>>681193357
That's fine.I wonder if I took some kind of supplement if it would make a difference. Don't get me wrong, I kind of enjoy my gay hungover days. Just for the sake of science

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>>681193368
very nice, would smash that

>>681193979
ok, and ty

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>>681194067
ObtainedCDH2

>>681194286
God damn that big dome is the best. Just wanna wrap my lips around it.

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>>681194179
My dick hurts from straining against my jeans right now.