>>681182585
Do you live in Sweden?

>>681182585

Will you an hero on cam?

>>681183310

Nope. UK.

>>681183361

If you ask nicely.

>>681182585
Get a fucking hooker. That's not a question it's a statement, do it

>>681183596

That wouldn't change the root problem - my inability to get women.

When did you give up?

>>681183963

Never. But I have bigger problems at the moment.

>>681182585
How did that happen?
Is it you are really ugly, fat or facial defomity?
or maybe you have such an awfull personality that drive people away?
Or a mix o all those things?

>>681183959
True but at least you would stop being this pathetic

>>681182585
Why do you care so much?

Why didn't you start HRT when you had a chance?

you might find a decent paying job first

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>>681182585
!!! A level three wizard ?!?!?!

>>681184390
fag

>>681184241
>Is it you are really ugly, fat or facial defomity?

I'm quite okay looking.

>or maybe you have such an awfull personality that drive people away?

Maybe. Mostly, I am just a bundle of awkwardness,

>>681184375

Because despite all the antisocial attitude, I like to be desired.

>>681184390

No dysphoria?

>>681182585

How the fuck can you get to 33 without even being kissed? What sort of sad sack of shit are you?

>>681182585
DId you get your wizard coat for free?

>>681184566

This is the problem atm.

>>681182585
sounds like a good idea. Ive got some wine in the fridge, no classes tomorrow, thank you for the inspiration to get drunk

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>Since everyone knows you automatically become a member of The Illuminati when you turn 33 (common knowledge)

What is The Illuminati like?
>plz no lie,

>>681184709

A very sad sack of shit.

>>681184920

>I put on my robe and wizard hat.

>>681184970
at the same situation :)
also for me its the race,
i know hoes love money

>>681184215

Such as???

>>681185327

Good luck bro.

>>681185895

Possible unemployment.

>>681186064

You should've had better career aspirations than working for BHS then.

>>681186570

Ironically, I have a shitload of education. Just in an overrun field.

>>681182585
Well, you should at least watch the news, then you'd remember to put the clocks forward and not scary all these nice people with your heathen time.

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Why is op the saddest faggot ive never known?

>>681188542

Because you don't know that many faggots?

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>>681188771
True thx man

>>681189062

np

This is a legit question, do you regret it? Im a 19 kissless virgin but since about last year ive stopped caring, i dont look for it anymore and feel genuinely satisfied without a relationship with another human being, js it the same for you?

>>681189561
>This is a legit question, do you regret it?

Yes. I think that there are experiences which I cannot gain anymore. When I was in HS, I was looking forward to university so much. Only later, I realised that I peaked in HS.

>>681182585
Did you gain any supernatural powers when you turned 30?

;OP post face

>>681184709
I'm 24 and in the same boat. Its very easy: you just dont try.

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>>681182585
Whats the closest you've ever gotten to gettin any, OP?

For me, its probably cybering with hopefully girls on the internet.

How did you manage to get to the age of 33 without kissing a single girl? A friend of mine looks like a fucking horse only uglier and still fucked about 3 girls at the age of 24

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>>681190039

No.

>>681190220

See attached.

>>681191117

Same.

>>681191442
Wait I've seen you before, don't you have a PhD

>>681191642

Y.

>>681191931
God you're still a virgin. Fuck

>>681192382

Duh.

>>681193025
Seriously get a fucking hooker

>>681191931
>>681193025
Now I see why you are still a virgin.

>>681193177

Elaborate.

>>681191442

why not just hang out at a few bars. some drunk bitch would be happy to not go home alone.

>>681193449
Either your lack of social skills or you being a cunt for reacting so poorly and disinterested.

>>681193776
>your lack of social skills
Not OP seen him around before, it's that

>>681193559

I've never met this magical single drunk bitch. In most bars (especially student bars), there are very closed groups (which you don't find e.g. at parties or in clubs).

>>681193776

I didn't see it as abnormal in any way.

>>681194210
Aren't you also a teacher or something just fuck some dumb undergrad for a better grade

if you have some money to spend, hire a pickup artist to show you the moves. The worst thing about you current state is your loneliness and lack of social circle (I assume). You might do well to get someone to kick your butt and force you to interact with women. Your 33 already and probably so set in your ways, that it's just gonna be too much to handle on your own at this point.

btw, drinking alone at home is fucking stupid. It will worsen your depression and not help you solve your problems.

>>681194472

I hold some lectures now and then. But since I don't give grades, nobody was interested in sleeping up.

>>681195049
If you get to teach again offer some hot, young, dumb slut private tutorship

>>681194834
>The worst thing about you current state is your loneliness and lack of social circle (I assume).

Correct.

>btw, drinking alone at home is fucking stupid. It will worsen your depression and not help you solve your problems.

Nothings beats getting drunk on cheap red wine and listening to Elliott Smith.

>>681194210

Just go after the fat & ugly chicks. they will be happy anybody is paying attention to them. go to bars you've never been to. stop in really shitty looking bars.

I'm not smooth at all but at 2:00 am when they are kicking you out of the bars there are some desperate females looking for somebody to be with.

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>>681195378
>listening to Elliott Smith

>>681194210

You didn't wait enough untill desperation and drunkness sank in.

Are you picky? Would you fuck anything or are you expecting a playgirl?

>>681195579

Might be worth a try. Never really stayed till closing time. But again, at least in student bars, it's groups groups groups.

>>681195870
>Are you picky?

have literally no idea how attractive I am so no idea.

>>681195973

at 33 you will have trouble at student bars. go to a different bar & go after a chick in her 40s. tell her you are a virgin & she will be thrilled to be your 1st.

>>681196279
>at 33 you will have trouble at student bars.

Look at my pic. Babyface to the max.

you just need to go out of your comfort zone.

if you were desperate enough to get laid you could find a way.

why not go to a strip club & pay for something extra. at least to gain confidence

>>681196227
dude, you are either picky or not, would you fuck a whale?

what kinda porn are you into?

>>681182585
How bad is the drinking habit? A handle a day?

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>>681196227
Would you fuck pic related

>>681196742

Softcore stuff. I don't like to see other guys junks.

>>681196826

Two - three beers.

I don't mean to be an asshole I'm so fucking glad I'm not like you OP. I would say your day will come but sadly I believe it will not. You need to clean up your fucking act if you dont wanna be that guy who died a lonely virgin death.

>>681196692

No. Luckily, there aren't too many whales around.

>>681197603

I know that I need to clean up my act.

2 - 3 beers?

softcore stuff?

are you fucking with me?

>>681197599
I suspect OP has bigger problems than not getting laid.

Are you bait?

>>681198224

For example?