singles are truth

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Toast is new diety!

in 2016, on the 2nd Wednesday of the 4th 30 day month, Russia will invade the US

OP is a fag.

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Ummm 2nd try for toast is the greatest food!

>>681171803
TRUMP 2016

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Well shucks, i r fag

Jews are the cancer of the world

US is fucked.
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>>681172055
CHECK THESE DUBSSSS

>>681172177
Dubs have spoken

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>>681171803
Teller of Untruths, your pants have combusted!

I'm lying

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>>681172177
HAHAHAHA

I just want to be loved thats all I want and that makes me a bitch

Poland will invande Germany hence causing the 3rd World War.

Satan rules the earth.

>>681172055
Mark your calendars Nov. 9 guys

>>681172746
its going to happen

>>681172833
HOLY FUCK

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>>681171803
Dane Cook is new meme

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dont eat too much grass

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Milhouse gets to be a meme from now on

Trump will be the next president.

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meme magic is real

Confucius is wrong

>>681171803
so confucius was a liar

>>681174128
>>681173908
apparently not

>>681172055
There's no way this will not happen

>>681174265
well, you just proved he is

>>681174327
Really now

>>681174327
are you completely sure mr. no dubz?

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If this post is doubles, I say Confucius is lying. Paradox, kids.

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>>681174434
looks like he was, thanks for the proof

>>681174583
yeah great ''proof'' liar

>>681174657
said the liar

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There's nothing wrong with being black.

>>681174705
said the liar

>>681174757
said the liar

>>681174722
You're right..

Boys are gross; they attack their siblings with sticks, are obsessed with toilets, casually murder local wildlife and turn into disgusting teenage boys and then boring, selfish men.

I'm gay.

>>681174827
yeah, great liar moves bro

Hitler was right

>>681174889
just stop lying bro, you're wrong

She'll marry me.

>>681174960
yeah sure, liar

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>>681174722

I'm a balding, beardless guy in his 30's who wears normal jeans and t-shirts and runs a small business. I'm married and have a baby on the way. We have two dogs, though I also love cats. I drive a Hyundai. I listen to classical, classic rock, upbeat jazz, prog rock, prog metal. Roughly once a month I still get together with guys who've been friends since high school and do tabletop gaming. I went through a serious anime-nerd phase in my late teens. Most of what I eat is red meat, starch, and bread. I suck at every team sport you can name and was always picked near-last in gym class. My favorite authors are Robert Heinlein, Joe Haldeman, and Spider Robinson. I don't like going to bars or pubs. I jerk off to POV and lesbian porn. Also those "porn music videos". I buy clothes from department stores like Kohl's or J.C. Penney. I have no tattoos or piercings. Several of my friends have recently gotten tattoos, and I can't even think of what I'd get if I were to get one.

You are all faggots

>>681175020
He never lied

>>681175020
dude, you've literally lied 20 times in a row, just stop cause im telling the full truth

>>681175020
Stop fucking replying to yourself, newfag

>>681175122
looks like that dude was replying to himself, you busted him fellow oldfag

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he's lying fools

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This post doesn't say the truth.

>>681175372
yeah, nice lie

Trump will mass murder all Mexicans when he becomes president

I am a faggot

To hell with dubs.

>>681175478
ok, you caught me

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>>681171803
silver is good investment long term

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Loos are for poos

Jews are intelligent, industrious people with forward looking and democratic values.
Nazis and Moslems are envious inbred low-IQ hicks

>>681174722
That's a lie

Israel is America's greatest ally

In the third day of the twelfth month, the stocks will suffer one of the greatest economic depressions of all time, to which the USA will ask Portugal for money.

Bush did 911

Poland will become the dominant military force in Europe starting April 10th, 2017

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

>>681172177
u wasted the dubbs on somthing we allready know

>>681173283
>>681173671
I see you, you fucking quad-getting bastard. Don't think I don't know it's you. I'm watching you.

all dubs are now lies

God is dead

>>681171803
ass is gut

All dubs are liars.

Ricardo says shit's gonna go down on the 26th.

>>681176571
reroll

>>681176588
First roll. Fuck yeah!

black master race

>>681176655
double dubs is double true

>>681176655
Double Fucking dubs after my first dubs. What the fuck is going on.

>>681176712
off by one

>>681171803
Hitler would have watched Pewdiepie

>>681172177
o rly

I will get back with my ex one day

>>681171803
Yer a fagit

im god

South "Korea" is False Korea, and the land belongs to the Kim Dynasty

Mohammad was under the influence when he flew to the moon by horse

>>681176759
TRIPPPLE DOUBBBLELESS

Trump will come out as a homosexual who browses tumblr on a daily basis.

/x/ is full of people with mental disorders

im god again

Hitler did nothing wrong

You infact CAN flim-flam the zim-zam

Isis completes it's goal of killing everyone except Donald Trump who defeats the false prophet Mohammed the Goat Fucker, which in turn makes all Muslim's kill themselves. Then Trump uses the Dragon Balls to being every American back from death, starting a better, more free world. It's new name is the United Planet of America.

Bernie Sanders will murder anti-feminists on the streets

>>681176994
That's true regardless, don't waste precious dubs.

this doesnt work

This post will be singles

Trump is a faggot leftist kike-lover. True fascists should ignore him

god doesnt exist

>>681177099
Kek

4chan is full of autistic retards who push their past experiences on others in forms of insult

>>681177099
I can't wait for Bernie to decuckify him self

im trying hard to be god

Trump will make America great again

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>truth
>>681171803
OP didn't check the catalog.

everyone is this thread is faggot except me because im god

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

The fall of reddit will occur sometime this year

Op is a faggot

Enema is hot

>>681177244
Well I guess it's a fact that you can't wait for Bernie to decuckify himself

>>681177240

what's funny is that I'm the stereotypical NEET /pol/ster, watch animu, play vidya all day, fap to korean popstars, and yet I get all the 3D pussy I want, effortlessly.

Virtually every girl I hit on will fuck the very same day, often without even needing to be taken out. It's usually straight back to my place to smash.

Could be because I'm objectively naturally handsome, and have plenty of confidence, regardless the 'loser virgin weaboo' meme is false.

Do you want to know the number one reaction I get as I'm pumping sweet 18 year old pussy?

>y-you're not a p-player are you? *orgasm*


top kek, my friends.

t. white man

>>681177244
Apparently that wasn't a lie

>>681171803
Bush did 9/11

>>681177099
We already know he's going to be the next Mao

9gag is the funniest site on the internent

Donald Trump is the best candidate ever

/pol/ is for nazi retards

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we CAN fuck the bunny

I will become king of /b/, and shall be remembered by the name Fagmanius Trapniggannabannana.

LeafyIsHere is a good comedian

I will fuck this year.

Death is near.

>>681177758
Reroll

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God is real

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>>681177832
Damn beta.

If there was a world without Jews, there wouldn't be nobody on planet earth! We are the original people on earth! The parents of humanity! Even though we are the oppressed people, we are the chosen people! We are very intelligent and unique people!

Everybody in this thread is now apart of a real Final Destination Situation, we are all going to die horrible deaths.

>>681177846
Satan is real.

>>681177758
You will fuck, but it'll be the family dog

>>681177733
Still not true

Confucius is a lying Ching Chong

>>681171803
lies, i said lies

God is fucking dead.

Bernie Sanders 2016

>>681178055
kek

>>681171803
I fucked my mom while my dad watched

>>681177912
Okay well how about a real Saw situation?
It's got to be true, everybody needs to die horrible deaths in this thread and it's happening tomorrow when all of us /b/tards wake up in a fucked up real saw death house.

men have pussies

>>681174722
Speaks truth.

Wrong to be a Nigger though