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I want some moar epic greentext stories
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I want some moar epic greentext stories
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Anyone got that green text story of a guy fingering his 12 yo sister after playing video games?
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BUUUMMMPPPP
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>>681170487
Hello there, friendo! You can find posts similar to that one at the following web address :^)
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan
Hope yo enjoy them!
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>>681172465
I didn't come here to feel
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>>681170487
My all time favorite for you OP
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Witness neal
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>>681174980
this.
Where is the rest of it?
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>>681178071
Sorry anon it's all I've got on my phone
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>>681170487
yea, like they just wouldn´t shoot him.
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>>681178595
kek
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>>681171605
Look for a incest thread late at night and find a guy named twitch. He is the incest book keeper.
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>>681182981
https://drive.googlecom/folderview?id=0B32C0dU-sZYVUlBEZVFINGk4Nk0&usp=sharing
Idk if the column story is in there but here's the last thing I saw him link. Add a dot between Google and com
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haHAA
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>>681174980
MY FUCKING GOD, THE KEKS ARE KILLING ME. PURE GOLD, COKE, LSD, W/EVS.40 KEKS.
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>>681184003
Best shit ever :D
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>>681180225
Oh my fucking god, 5/5 story anon
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Guess I'll post a tard story:

>5th grade
>in a program called MIERIT
>Honestly look at that acronym
>Managing intellectual and educational resources for the intellectually talented
>basic smart kid program
>also I'm in Mississippi
>to get enough funding for the smart kids they let "creative" kids in
>It's just slightly better than normal class
>one day we all go and help our local tards
>most are inbreds
>We all get paired up
>I get a kid named tyrone
>now tyrone was in the tard class
>but he is easily the biggest role model of my life
>me and tyrone were told to pick up trash on campus
>I was told about tyrones tardism
>basicly didn't talk and had a super low IQ
>We walk away from the other kids and start picking up trash
>I tried to talk to him but it was a one way street
>as we got farther away from the main group he starts looking over his shoulders
>eventually he stopped being paranoid and relaxed
>I decided to try talking again
>"you like your class mates tyrone?"
>Tyrone does a double take over his shoulders
>he looks me dead in the eyes
>"this is the best fucking class I've ever been in"
>No tardism heard in his voice
>wtf
>"I just act stupid so I can sit with the mental kids and draw pictures all fay"
>Fucking kid had life figured out more than I have
>After getting over the shock I start talking to him some more
>"why do you stay in the special classes? Don't you get board"
>"No fucking way man, it's the funniest class of all time, I can do whatever I want"
>"how so?"
>"this one chick took all of my drawing stuff, so when the teachers left and all the mentals were busy I shit in her shoes"
>"no way"
>"Teachers blamed braydon, he isn't potty trained"
>I'm dying at this point
>teachers call us up
>"snitches get stitches"
>Don't tell a soul

Anyone want more tyrone stories? (Not pretyped)
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>>681185915
yes anon but be quick about it
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