>>681168247
:(

>>681168247
>Message the 20th female in your phone contacts
>the 20th female in your phone contact
>20th female contact
>female contact

This is fucking 4chan.

Who the hell has 20 females in their phone.

>>681168247
"are you lesbian?"

>>681168247
>20 females
Yeah because here on /b/ we're babe magnets, fucking moron.

lol 20 female contacts lmao im dead im dead cremate me guys

I'm not texting your mum again.

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>>681169166
Kekarooni

>>681169166
Checkd my nigga.

>>681168247
Fuck no.. she is in her 60s and is hideous

>>681168247
"20th" hahahahahah nice bait

The 20th one is my twin brother's ex, should I do it anyway?

>>681168247
Sauce on the grill in the pic?

>20 females
What the fuck? Who the hell has that many girls on their phone except 13 year old girls?

plz

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Mmmm

>>681168459
this

I have 14 and only talk to one of them

All these antisocial virgins

>K
>E
>K

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mfw I only have 10 contacts and still talk to none of them

>>681168247

I don't even have ten woman on my phone, and three of them are my mother and two sisters

>>681168247
I have no female contacts in my phone book fag.

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>>681168247
> 20th female

lol I'm a loser

I don't even have a phone

>>681168247
>implying any of us have female contact

tfw 20th female contact and still in A's

I... I think you should change it to 5 OP

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>>681168247
>female in your phone contacts
lmao where do you think you are?
fucking normies

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This fucking thread, kek

I don't even think femanons have 20 women contacts on their phone

>>681168247
>"Message the 20th female in your phone contacts"
>implying I have a female contacts other than my mom

>>681172986

Your sister maybe

>>681168459
/thread
Welcome to /b/

>>681172454
ofc

>>681173096
Nope, I'm an only child.

>>681173295

oh, sorry man

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>>681168247
>20th
>my face when

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>>681169340
Hahaha loleddo hardingo.
I have 18 female contacts, and after turning to 18th I started from the top again.
But there is a problem - 20th, or 2th one whatever, is 17yrs old and I'm 22. Would go to jail for this.

>>681168247
>Implying i know 20 females

>>681168247
>Message the 20th female in your phone contacts

Nigga, I don't even have 5 phone contacts in total, male or female.

tfw i have only my grandmother, my mother and my stepfather in contacts

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>>681173571
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I don't have that many cousins and aunts dude

>>681173486
newfag

>>681168247
I have 9 female contacts

>>681173801
freshfag

>>681170485
is that even a question?

do it faggot.

>>681168459
/thread

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>message 20th female in your contacts
>tfw dont even have one female on my contact list

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>>681174172
>he has a contact list

contracts have genders?
is this some spanish thing?

I only have 5 contacts

>>681168247
LOL if you have 20 female contacts then you wouldn't have any issues doing this without being told.

>>681168459
>>Message the 20th female in your phone contacts
>the 20th female in your phone contacts
>20th female contacts
>female contacts
>contacts

>>681175046
Cállate maricón

>>681168247
that would be my cousin OP. already banged her and it's semi awkward now. no thanks mate.

>>681168459
This

>>681175638
no you didn't.

Nope. Dyke lesbian college professor i have done work with. Not a cute one either. Like a 60's leftover

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>>681168459
I was gonna say ">implying the average anon has 20 female contacts", but this guy summed it up pretty well already.

>>681171749
I'm also in San Antonio

>>681173571
kek
I can legally fuck a 15 year old in my country

>>681175820
sorry mate, you're wrong.

>>681176141
>not that I would ever have the opportunity

(I am 22 btw)

>>681172653
Traps don't count fag

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>>681168459

>>681176237
again, no you didn't,

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The 20th blocked me lol but for real guys you should check out /r9k

>>681168459
/thread

>>681173571
sauce

>>681172409
kek

>>681176720
/r9k is for losers

>>681177458
Unlike /b/ eh?

>>681178008
unlike 4chan eh?

>>681178125
unlike reddit eh?

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>>681176708
don't go down this path mate.

i did.

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underrated thread

>>681178384
but the thing is, you didn't.

>>681178567
>67 ▶
>File: 1448464452774.jpg (19 KB, 499x470)
>19 KB
> underrated thread
underrated post

>>681178576
i think i did

>>681178904
overrated post

>>681168247
Am I the only adult here who would nail that girl without worrying about the cops? Holy shit.

>>681179114
>think

I know you didn't.

>>681169166
Dubs for confirmed loal

>>681179129
>>>
>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)21:46:19 No.681175942 ▶
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>75 KB
> >>681168459
> I was gonna say ">implying the average anon has 20 female contacts", but this guy summed it up pretty well already.
>>>
>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)21:47:13 No.681176060 ▶
> >>681171749
> I'm also in San Antonio
>>>
>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)21:47:48 No.681176141 ▶>>681176287
> >>681173571
> kek
> I can legally fuck a 15 year old in my country
>>>
>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)21:48:29 No.681176237 ▶>>681176708
> >>681175820
> sorry mate, you're wrong.
>>>
>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)21:48:50 No.681176287 ▶
> >>681176141
> >not that I would ever have the opportunity
> (I am 22 btw)
>>>
>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)21:50:05 No.681176459 ▶
> >>681172653
> Traps don't count fag
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>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)21:50:31 No.681176535 ▶
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>185 KB
> >>681168459
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>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)21:51:45 No.681176708 ▶>>681178384
> >>68
> >File: 1448464452774.jpg (19 KB, 499x470)
> >19 KB
> > underrated thread
> underrated post
>>>
>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)22:09:37 No.681179114 ▶>>681179243
> >>681178576
> i think i did
>>>
>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)22:09:46 No.681179129 ▶
> >>681178904 (You)
> overrated post

rated post

>>681168247
I don't even have 20 contacts, let alone 20 female ones. Get off my Taiwanese Sockpuppetry Forum, normie scum.

>>681176535
Fucking lol

>>681179554
Weird post, smells like tuna

>>681179554
wut

>1 female contact
Should i ask her why did she leave me?

damn OP, did you have to pick such a high number? don't even think hurr durr "I'm alpha" fags have that many.

>>681180151
yeah, why did your mom leave anon?

>>681180151

kek

i know the feel
and it was my mother

>>681180283
Mom died before cellphones were a thing

>>681180383
may she rest in piece

>>681168247
"you got me the wrong burrito dummy"

>>681168459
Kek, I've got 21 just in "A".

>>681180283
>>681180378
>>681180383
>>681180502
Momjokes
Fuck this shit I'm outtahere

>>681180880
But really, mom died in 89
That cunt.

>>681181070
implying you're not 12

>tfw have 150 contacts
>plenty of them are female
>don't talk to 95% of the people in my phone anymore, the last time I talked to any of them was years ago
>tfw don't want to delete contacts because i'll feel like a loser for only having 15 phone numbers

Sure OP, I'll text that to my cousin.

>>681168483
I do , but I'm a newfag

>>681181284
Having 15 phone numbers don't make you a loser, browsing this place does. And also a faggot, just like the rest of 'people' here

>>681181757
Welcome to 4chan, where people call themselves losers

>>681168247
Is this really what /b/ has come to?? Get off underage b&

>>681182625
newfag

>>681180837
Doesn't count your mommy with different names faggot.

>>681180837
congratulations, you are a hero

I have 9 girls in my phone. 5 of them family members

>>681173724
Fuck off retard

I don't even have a phone

>>681168247
I dont even know 20 people combined, let alone 20 girls that I know well enough to have their numbers saved

>>681180837
backpage escorts dont count

My girlfriends best friend. So i did not do it, the result was quite clear

>>681174468
too bad for you i'm coming back in heheheheheehehehe

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>>681168247

>Grandma Lizzie
>mfw 81 y.o., wheelchair, parkinson

Hey, grandma, you're really cute, wanna hang out?

>DAFUKKKK

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20 females? More like 6 or 8 if you include my mom and sister.

>>681180837

>Standards
>You