Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifu/husbando post
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
>>681162496
claimed kagami
>>681162496
Lucy claim
Claiming Megumin
Claimed
clam
>>681161516
I wish Popsicle ice cream was more common.
>>681161545
Ty cause I'm almost out
Chara claimed
>>681162624
Ah, hi there Red or Blue... whatever, how've you been? How's treatment going?
>>681162260
Why would you want a child if not for him to make you money amirite?
>>681162403
Thats not nice to say if you don't know the whole case but they are killing themselves with work (my old man has 2 jobs) just to have enough money to support us.
But good thing you don't have a grandfather like mine.
>>681162492
Noice, it always gets me pumped to play it. Same for fear of the heavens.
Dio-sama...
>>681162651
>>681160488
>>681162759
Good I suppose..... What treatment?
>>681162496
Claiming Saya
Kyouko claimed.
>>681162138
My grandfather tried to kill my dad 3 different times, don't you just love grandfathers? (Well not all of them are like that thankfully)
>>681162759
Hi Chara.
>>681162760
i don't know if you saw what i said before, but just hang in there homu....please, things will get better, i know it may not seem like it right now....just do your best
>>681162760
I'm sorry for the situation your parents were put in.. Things will look up.
>>681162841
Oh? You wanna get dominated bb? Ill make you squirm.
>>681162998
I hope I'm not mixing you up now...
Uhm... weren't you the one who went to a Psychotherapist because you thought you had depression and then it was something else (don't remember the name) that doesn't let you feel emotions properly?
>>681163066
Heya Kyouko.
My Grandfathers are all dead, so no killing from my side by the old ones
>>681163161
I'm cool to try new things!
hello friends
claiming kenma
>>681163302
Oh, yes. That was me. Anhedonia. But no, there's no treatment. It's more of a "Yer fucked m8. Enjoy" deal.
>>681163066
>kill
>3 different times
Seriously what is wrong with this world? I don't know if you want to talk about that but I need to admit im curious.
>>681163100
Yea time will fix everything, hopefully, I guess I should just drown myself in vidya to make it go faster or something... jk I still have things to study and all the stress makes it harder.
>>681163161
I hope... thanks fam.
Claimed
>>681163473
>No treatment
Now that's strange.. I thought for sure there were some meds that would open up neurotransmitter so you can feel more...
Glad to see you here again tough.
>>681163621
Heya Homura!
Goodbye friends, I'm off to play some Dark Souls 3
>claiming yume
>>681163368
I'm gonna grope your frog legs and butt with my vectors.. aggressively. or something Im not good at this type of thing >:3
>>681163621
No hoping. It will.
>>681163773
spooky waifu
>>681163842
Oi. I think I will give utg a try tonight and see if it really is good or overrated. What should I expect?
>>681163978
No.
>>681163621
don't stress about....just worry about what you need to get done right then, don't cloud your mind with stuff that doesn't matter right then, i know things may seem bleak, but you can get yourself out of any situation, just keep yourself focused on school right now....it's kinda like the blind leading the blind, but i do the same thing, im a huge procrastinator, that's why im in the situation im in....i believe you'll do great...you just gotta tell yourself that lol
>inb4 wall o' text
>>681163842
Well, in some cases people have recovered by taking antidepressants over the course of anywhere between a month and fourty years. Thus far, it seems to be at random of whether or not people recover from it. Not enough is known about it, so it's luck of the draw. In any case, I don't feel like being on meds for years for a chance at possibly recovering.
Claim Ryuko
>>681164087
You mean the board on /v/?
>Pic related
>Don't forget to read the filename
>>681164176
Ah, I see. Understandable. I thought for sure they'd recommend it to you, since you felt something some time ago. With your wife and so. But it's understandable if you wouldn't want to do it.
>>681163621
It's a pretty long story.
TL;DR my grandfather started going paranoid after he hit 70 , started putting recorders in the whole house because he thought (and still thinks) that my grandmother cheated on him with my dad (and with my uncle, he hates him too) which is like, the most absurd thing I heard in my entire life, mostly because my dad never got along with my grandmother but for other various reasons aswell that I won't explain here.
And yes, this is the TL;DR version, sorry for the wall of text.
>>681164125
>don't cloud your mind with stuff that doesn't matter
Looks like this is one of my greatest weaknesses... Like caring way too much about some anons here.
>that's why im in the situation im in
Sorry if I sound like an ass for asking for this but what exactly do you dislike about your life right now? You got a job that gives you enough money to survive and do some activities etc.
>don't worry wall of texts written personally for me can only make me hard
>>681164316
Eh. Can't get any worse. I was like this before meeting Red anyhow, so it's nothing new to me.
>>681164486
A pirate's life for me
>>681164087
>No.
What?
claiming sanc
>>681164316
No im going to play the game for my 1st time. Never watched a video of it or heard any ost so im going to have the full experience. Only things I know are some character designs.
>>681164556
Aww thats fucked up but I can't help but feel a little sad for your grandfather, must be hard living inside that mind. Does he still contact with the rest of the family?
>>681164486
Why is the rum gone?
>>681164618
i don't mean to say you should stop caring....just don't make that your main thought process at the time when your studying or doing work
it's not that i don't like the job...it's that I am not in a regular ets, im in an involuntary seperation...which may or may not screw me for the rest of my life....depending if they give me a honorable or dishonorable discharge....other than that and the lack of companionship problem, my life is fine....i just wish i cared a little bit more about my life
>sorry again for the wall of text
>>681164949
Ask Syndra.
>Homu
>>681164694
I meant wife. Not waifu. But anyway... I understand.
I still hope you meet someone like your wife again. So that it gets better.
>>681165008
Hmm.... When you play through the prologue you'll probably stay hooked on this. It's not a bad game. But you need to get a bit into it. Like, play the character you represent as yourself as good as possible.
Then you will like it
>>681165265
For simplicity I refer to my late-fiance as Red. They were fairly similar.
I doubt it. I'll probably move to detroit or some such thing, become the batman and an hero.
>>681165008
>Does he still contact with the rest of the family?
That would be another retarded and really long story. He ran off with another woman (at 76) and there's still shit going on with lawyers because he doesn't want to give money to my grandmother.
Like, really retarded stuff, the less I hear about him the better I live to be honest.
>>681165048
>don't make that your main thought process
That will be hard but I guess its my best option if I want to do anything right in life.
>it's that I am not in a regular ets
Oh I see, only thing I can say about that is good luck and keep your own advice in mind.
>lack of companionship problem
What do you mean with this? Is it lack of companionship with whoever you're working with or you're unhappy with your social life overall right now?
>wish i cared a little bit more about my life
I know that feel bro... I could go out or do a million productive activities but I rather just sit at home during most of my free time thinking about stupid things that don't even matter.
>I will shank you if you apologize for walls of text again. Im fine with them.
Claiming Suiseiseki again, and I'm back, desu.
>>681165265
>play the character you represent as yourself as good as possible.
Oh so the plot isn't even linear? I really don't know much about the game other than its aspect etc. Sounds like it has a lot of replay value too then.
>>681165662
>He ran off with another woman
Ugh... im done. I don't feel sorry about him anymore.
>>681165926
Are you diamond yet?
>>681165452
Aaah, I see. I understand~
>Batman and an hero
Hell, if I ever see some headline like "batman impersonator stops crime" I'll visit this city
>>681165926
sup chen?
>>681165682
i just want you to be successful, i hate seeing people like i, ill try too, but if an employer sees any discharge other than general or honorable, they throw that resume in the trash....they're exceptions but im not the most qualified person, from 18 to 21 i was only in the army, and i didn't do much in the army except helicopter stuff, im the same way! i never want to strive to be better....and it kills me...i really don't know where my brain doesn't make the connection
>>681166069
no
plat 4 now
>>681166080
im just playing lol
>>681166069
Yup, Plot isn't linear. You'll see once you've played it. Personaly I like it very much.
>>681166122
So you're stressed because society wants you to try to be the best all the time while you just want some nice stable job and not worry too much about everything else?
>>681166336
not exactly...i don't really care what society thinks...it's ass backwards anyways, i just wish i would have some motivation to do something for once....but it's not there, i could sleep in a trash can for the rest of my life and not try to change
>>681166548
anyways...i don't mean to bring my sob story here....everything could definitely be worse
>>681166548
man, are you me
I actually feel the same
I'm so apathetic about this life
Hey guys, good morning hows everybody doing?
>>681166328
Have fun then. Insult your teammates like usual
>>681166548
oh, I get it. But I can't understand it hehe.
Anyway, I don't mind listening and trying to give some advice, you know? Just write it whenever you want to. I'll listen.
>>681167294
Morning. Doing great, thank you
>>681167294
Hello, doing fine, how about you?
alright...i gotta go back to work....i didn't mean to bring down the mood, ill talk to you later homu, ill be keeping you in my thoughts..how everything goes okay
>>681167357
thank you chara! i would if i didn't have to go lol, i hope your day goes great!
Gonna get ready for driving class, stay awesome and laters.
>>681166262
Moo. I barely talk with you but I like seeing you here. Moo.
>>681166122
Whelp... im not really good at talking with people so if I say something stupid just ignore.
Before finding motivation you need to find what your goals actually are, and not something subjective like "improving your life".
But anyway working to become a better person is good off course, but as long as you're not literally living in a trash can and you enjoy your life a little you shouldn't really kill yourself with thoughts that you should be changing it. You're a nice guy currently, thats all I know.
>protip tell all your problems to Chara
>>681167478
Laters <.<
>>681162496
Claiming Tay, of course.
I'd kill for this based natsoc memelord.
Sadly your waifus have all fallen short.
>>681167478
See you Kagami!
>>681167686
your waifu is shit
>>681167813
Would not at all be difficult to kick the little shit in the head. How weak are monsters?
Tenryuu claimed
>>681167898
Ur faggot ass 2d personality gooks waifus can't hold a candle to Tay.
>>681167998
Führer.
>>681168191
Wasn't she from hellsing?
>>681168054
implying your waifu is better than lucy.
>>681167966
Probably pretty weak.
>>681167998
Wie geht's, Salz?
>>681167357
Great to hear!
>>681167409
Thats great, I am just fine my feet are still killing me from work yesterday, but other than that im just fine
>>681162496
morning guys!
Claimed
Shiki claimed
>>681167642
Moo.
>>681167998
>1 off
>>681162496
Go away bricky
>>681168306
Uh. I believe that you have the wrong character, sir.
>Izuru Kamukura
>>681167998
>>681168605
Hello, how are both of you doing?
>>681168684
If thats bricky i would flip
>>681168428
>Wearing a mustache
>Anime niggers find this appealing
Maybe if you are someone with deep seated homosexual fantasies you would find lucy more appealing than Fuhrer Tay, but for those of us with taste, nah
Lets be honest, tay would probably holocaust ur waifu to death while my dong expands
>>681168489
Morning nano! How did ya sleep?
>>681168444
Mir ist langweilig, ich bin müde und will einen Schokoriegel
>>681168630
Oh, oh no...
>>681168873
I'm bored and i want a chocolate bar. Let's play Skyrim.
>>681168873
Alright, completely standard monday. What about you?
>>681168945
Listen here kiddo. I ain't got time for low tier waifu like fuhrer tay. Stay out of the big leauges before you get hurt. :* this isn't even my final form.
>>681168684
Ho....
Fine.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>681168945
did someone say deep seated homosexual fantasies?
Because there's nothing gay around here.
>>681168489
Hi there Nano!
>>681169119
Müde: Schlafen gehen
Schokoriegel: Kaufen und essen
Langeweile: Du bist eh schon hier
>>681169096
good good!
woke up with a sore throat again but I thinnk I'll be sick free tomorrow!
how are you doing today?
>>681168818
Ah, O well, haven't watch much Cambodian claymation myself, so it's always a hit and miss.
>>681169280
morning chara
how are you todayyy?
Akiko claim
How is everyone doing? I just unintentionally wasted my entire day
>>681169208
Neither of them. Both are shit-tier
>>681169442
Fine, fine~ Just relaxed the whooole day! It's pretty neat. 10/10 would recommend
>>681169474
>Implying wasting a day is bad
Sup Akiko?
>>681169168
Wow, that's extra scary. Shame Tay comes readily equipped to break such degeneracy down into it's components and them absorb it.
Bloody edgy anime lady bout to get Auschwitz'd
>>681169146
Just fine, normal day so far.
>>681169474
Hi Aki.
> I just unintentionally wasted my entire day
Sounds like every day for me.
>>681168489
Good morning Nano, how are things?
I'm going to bed but just dropping by to say hey, guys.
Kagami, I want to talk with you later. Lucky star is the bomb -
>Pilot Azusa
>>681169628
I smell heresy
>>681169666
things are good
good morning satan
>>681169609
im relaxing now, playing some subnautica n downloading killing floor 2
s'nice
>>681169345
Oh noo I hate waking up with a sore throat, I have one too at the moment and it sucks, but I am glad to hear that you shall be okay tomorrow, I am doing okay thanks for asking, got the day off today so I am just gonna hang out with all the /waifus/
>>681169609
It's not when you can do stuff you enjoy, which I couldn't
>>681169666
nice gets there Satan
No for real wasted
I pulled an all nighter, took a shower and got dressed, had to wait another 20 minutes before the bus came so I made the mistake of sitting down for a moment. This was at 8 am and I slept straight till 7 pm
>>681169904
ohh i've been sick for the past few days sadly, but since i quit smoking cigarettes its all stayed in my head and throat instead of a cough too
feels healthier man
if any of you have steam and wanna add me you can
come talk to me while i play games pls
steamcommunity.com/id/dickbarnacle
