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I have approximately 200 paper boats. Trips decide what I do
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I have approximately 200 paper boats. Trips decide what I do with them.
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Fire!!!
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>>681161160
Roll
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shove em up your ass
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>>681160982
How did you obtain them? In case of trips set them free on the sea/river/lake
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>>681160982
Let them pollute the public parks.
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>>681161273
Long story short: at the end of a school year our class decided it was a good idea to make paper boats out of old worksheets and stuff them into my backpack. They all were in a pocket of my backpack I rarely use, so I noticed them in the middle of our holidays.
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draw cute faces on them
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>>681161341
rolling for this
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>>681161341

roll for this shit
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release in river. Grant freedom!
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Clog the town's wager supply for a small amount of time with them. It's up to you to think of where to put them.
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>>681161341
rolling for this
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eat them
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>>681161341
roll
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take a bath with them
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>>681162124
roll
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Naval battle against the local ducks.
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give them a good home, pet them and love them forever, you sadistic fuck
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>>681160982
>I have approximately 200 paper boats
...and autism
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>>681160982

fuck them to shreads with your pencil dick, you fag
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Take them to your local recycling center and litter them around on the ground

>check em
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Shove them up your ass
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shove 10 up ass, light the rest on fire. Snort ashes.
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>>681162483
do this
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Use them to give small insects burials at sea.
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go to a river and let them free
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>>681160982
poop

collect your poop

divide the poop evenly between 10 of the boats

drive around town and place the poop boats in random mailboxes, taking pictures as you go

do this until you have used all of the boats
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this is why i still browse /b/ occaisionally thanks OP
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>>681162655
reroll
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pee on all of them. then eat one fully soaked boat. pics or didnt happen, duh.
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>>681160982
Make a tiny bow so you can fire lit matches at them
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>>681162655
this
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Take a shit on them
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Write "hopes and dreams" on them and burn them
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>>681162779
Rolling for that shit
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Drive into town with them all being dragged by vehicle
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>>681162655
this
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>>681162655
off by one
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>>681162655
So close.....
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>>681162655
rolling for this
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>>681161341
Fuck you
>>681160982
Recycle them yourself and make a diary with them you faggot
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Try balancing them on your head, record and upload on youtube. Post result.

Hard mode: Set the top on fire before trying to balance them.
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>>681160982
throw them at a hobo
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>>681162895
>>681162897
How much newer can you get?
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>>681162655
i'd love to see this
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>>681160982
eat them
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in the pooper they go
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>>681162254
Rolling
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throw them at a hobo
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>>681162655
Rolling for perfect lulz
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>>681163053
only option op
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>>681162655
roll for this
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>>681162655
ROLL
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>>681161263
rolling ^
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>>681162655
rolling
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>>681162655
gotta do this
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Give yourself paper cuts on your dick while wanking.

I want to see blood and sperm mixed together.

Alternatively, your balls.
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>>681163053
you should do this.. then this
>>681162655
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>>681162655
ROLL
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>>681162655
This. Roll
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>>681160982
>first one goes up the anus
>second one is lit on fire in a pond with a bug in it.
>set the rest free in a fountain
>post pics
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put a hole in them and fuck each one
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throw all but one at a hobo
throw the last one at a different hobo
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half in your ass half in your mouth then film your self playing the cat in the hat like that
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>>681162655
>>>681160982 (OP)
poop
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throw at hobo
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Fucking roll
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>>681162655
rerolling
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>>681163212
I remember when I first ventured on to /b/ as well :).
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>>681163332
damn missed the quads.. re roll
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>>681163333
YES!!!!
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Write the lyrics to the iCarly theme on each one.
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>>681160982
Throw them away
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>>681163333
quats gg
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>>681163333
QUADS
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>>681163333
Win
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>>681163333
quads alert
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>>681163333
>>681163333

damn he got em
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>>681163333
WINRAR
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>>681163333
get
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>>681163333
YESSSS
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soak them and then insert them in your anus
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op where you at??
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>>681163333
LET"S SEE THE POOP
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>>681163332
close but no cigar fag!
>>681163333
hail captain poop boats!
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>>681163333
>>681160982
>>681162655
OP YOU BETTER DELIVER
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>>681160982
take over russia
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>>681160982
Write condescending shit in them and let them all go at the nearest public pond/lake/whatever
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>>681160982

Put it in a near lake or something like that.
Make a flash moob with it
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>>681161160
this
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>>681161160

Fire.
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Roll for this
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>>681163807

Roll for what you fucking faggot
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>>681163333
quads won
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Butt stuff
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>>681161160
yes
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poo in every single one of them

if not enough poo, spread it out

post pics
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>>681163859
For this
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>>681163333
OP WE ARE WAITING
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>>681163392
ROLL
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Put them one by one into your bathtub.
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>>681160982
Start a restraunt and sell food on them
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>>681163333
these are not trips tho
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>>681160982
Throw them away in the trash. Do not retrieve them later.
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>>681164578
Nice bait
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Unfold all of them and post a picture of what's on them
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>>681160982
treasure them
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