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Get me laid /b/ dubs decide
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>>681146718
Listen im really tired. Can you pretend i said a really smooth n smart pickup line?
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>>681146718
I have aids and I don't wear condoms
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>>681146718
just do ur job and get fcking nudes
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dubs decide lets get me some wins /b/
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I have a vote fetish and I want you to eat me
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>>681147290
Fucking autocorrect
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>>681146718
Come over here and lick my asshole
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U want to cry? Ok.

U a cunt. Kill urself
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I have a vore fetish and I want you to eat me
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Your so full of shit kid
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I don't like you
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>>681147042
this is decent
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"FYI I'm a jew... the poor kind"
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Penis
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*Dips fedora* Let me get laid, mlady
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Nigger
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>>681147511
rip
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You'll cry when I rape your sister in front of you and use your tears as lube for round 2
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>>681147511
WINRAR
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>>681147511
winner boys
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Ay babe listen

You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment is what I'm thinking of, you wouldnt get this from any other guy.

Seriously, come over and lets get naked and explore eachother.
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>>681147511
Not this
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>>681147511
Oh yes, OP
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>>681147511
Deliver, OP.
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>>681147042
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>>681147485
This
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Sharpie in the pooper?
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>>681147511
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>>681147661
>posting screenshot without a reply
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kill yourself
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>>681147661
Nigger
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>>681147661
???????????????? fucking newfag he didnt have dubs dipshit gtfo
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>>681147744
But why?
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>>681147511
Let's go boys
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>>681147744
Not bad. Dubs dubs
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>>681147744
winRAR
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OP is a faggot

what a shocker
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>>681147744
DELIVER
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>>681147744
Lmao
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ayy bby wunt sum fuk?
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she's also into hentai and shit and am waiting for reply
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>>681147511
RIP in Peperoni
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>>681147661
The fuck is this shit. Wasn't even dubs.
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>>681147874
This
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>>681147891
no you wont you will deliver you faggot
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You ever butt chug some duck butter?
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>>681146718
She texts like she is retarded.
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>>681147874
rolling for this
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Just send this picture
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>>681147874
this, if OP even delivers
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>>681147661
THAT WASN'T DUBS, OP, WHAT THE FUCK!
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>>681148005
Reroll
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>>681147874
this
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>>681148005
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>>681147511
>>681147744
>>681147933
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>>681148036
OP is clearly mentally challenged
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>>681148036
Stfu fagget, op is trying to get laid
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roll dubs
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Deliver OP
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>>681148115
these are the rules of 4chan fgt OP has nothing to say the dubs decide
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rooooolll
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say: i hate jews, muslims and niggers
and btw im a nazi
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>>681148222
trips
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>>681148222
what a waste
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>>681148222
Praise trips
Op is a fag
Btw check em
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if you were a dude and if i would be gay, i would totally fuck you
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>>681148247
roll
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>>681148222
FOR WHAT wasted trips
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>>681148115
Look, if the fucker says "dubs decide" THEN DUBS FUCKING DECIDE, CUNT!
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>>681148299
WINRAR
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>inb4 singles decide
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>>681148309
I DECIDE THAT YOU'RE A FAGGET NIGGER
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OP got cold shouldered by the look of it.
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>>681148222
Youre retarded m8
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are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
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>>681148299
this
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>>681148377
Check em fagget
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dubs are falling from the sky
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>>681147965
Roll
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Dubs what do i say next also thsi some other girl coz still waiting reply from other
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>>681148400
>>681148377
nice dubs
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>>681148416
roll
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>>681148544
Same
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>>681148527
I just want to say now that i'm autistic
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>>681148566
winrar!
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>>681148527
eyyy bby giirrl, show daddy som puss
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>>681148527
continue incredible faggot there were more dubs
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>>681148527
this
>>681148299
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>>681148544
nice dubs
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>>681148544
>>681148566
more dubs
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>>681148527
Please end your own misery op
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>>681147874
Rollerino
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Op is a fag but
-will you have a threesome with me and my sister?-
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>>681148527
Stop asking for dubs because youll just say whatever you want
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>>681148741
this
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i said i want to get laid i didnt say to roll some autism shit tell me what to say am waiting to deliver
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wanna see my amiibo collection?
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>>681148677
this
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>>681148527
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Today,op was a homosexual.
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i have to go eat brb
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we continue and try get wins after im back from eating 30 min or so im post nudes if we get
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>>681148822
FUCK YES WINRAR OP NOW
"are you feeling it now mr Krabs?"
"*Dips fedora* Let me get laid, mlady"
"wanna see my amiibo collection?"
NOWNOWNOW OP NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>681149053
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>>681149053
op pls
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>>681148299
Deliver faggot
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>>681149053
op a faggot he won't do it
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>>681149053
OP, you must. Don't be a faggot, OP. Don't do it.
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>>681149053
rolling for those three tbh
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>>681149053
OP do it faggot
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>>681149442
FUCKING NUMBER 2
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>>681149053 (You)
lol wyaht a fegit opp0p won delvbr cuxz he fegit xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lel me mes
it's not my first day on 4chan i swear
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OP you are a faggot. If you don't kill yourself now, the rest of your life will be a disappointment.
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>>681149621 (You)
I have a feeling that you replied to yourself.
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New thread
>>681149605
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>>681148299
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get cancer
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>>681148527
MOOODSSSSSS
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Im eating pls wait
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>>681150029
Hello New friend
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>>681150172
Nigga hurry the fuck up
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OP HERE AM BACK TELL ME WHAT TO SAY FAST ROLL!!!
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>>681150172
/b/ is hungry too! Please feed us!

In the meantime let's all post Cheese Pizza.
I'll start...
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Ffs
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>>681151165
some1 roll dubs or some shit lets get him wins bump!!
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>>681151165

try this op, this is a great funny pick up line

>>681148299
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are u virgin
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Tell me what to say am delivering get me wins
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>>681151493
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>>681151165
"Do you like to sniff butts with that dog nose of yours? Maybe we could get together and sniff each other's butts!"
>send dog pic
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>>681151611
Winrar!
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she;s not even responding coz of ur dumbasses pick up lines
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Bumping for interest.
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the more u keep being faggots the more i wont deliver
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Omfg dubs tell me what next
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you are handsome :) and even in the right color. I could never touch a mexican girl, this is why i voted for trump
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ur are cute and in the right color too :) i like you
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dubs tell me what to respond next hurry yo asses
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what is you hobby, i like watching necrophiliac vids
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Wanna listen to music and make out?
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>>681152050
That's rich!
>ITT OP attempts to NOT be a faggot by NOT Delivering!
Wonders why everyone has bailed.
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Show me some titties
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i am shizophreniac and i love you already <3
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bump we need a good one dubs decide over anything and roll for me to pick one
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who is your idol, i like ted bundy
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Just send a pic of your dick and ask if she wants to slobber on it, dude.
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>>681152155
You were already told, here:
>>681151611
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>>681152542
this
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>>681152429
Roll
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where are the dubs? (double D´s)
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We need to get nudes
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DUB GOD PRAISE THIS THREAD AND TAKE THIS SACREFICE TO GET PLEASED

rip eric and dylan
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girl, u make me crazy like the columbine highschool made eric and dylan crazy <3
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>>681152895
reroll dubs god please
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>>681152770
Noice!
That might work!
She already knows you're a dog!
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OP you are so fucking boring. And gay
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>>681152429
Rolling
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listen here boy faggots leave this topic if you not gonna deliver anything good to say im tryna get nudes around here if u got gay autism shit then just commit suicide
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>>681153040
>get decides thread
>"what OP is saying is boring"
>blaming OP for shit replies getting dubs
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Sodium
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>>681152050
The reason these threads exist is because OP is always a pathetic little bitch who knows he can't talk to grills so he asks the internet "D-d-doubles decides what I say, pls get me l-laid" and then uses his powers of autism to decide what the best 'gets' are.

Here's a better thread idea, faggot: skip this dubs bullshit, get creative, and post an interesting conversation that isn't just like "I tongue nigger anuses" and her going "lol, k, that's weird :/" --end of conversation.
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>>681152969
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Well played, dog butt sniffers!

Rolling for, "We could lick each other too!"
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So sweetheart. How about you let those sweater puppies breathe for a min and send em my way?
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>>681153226
listen am not skipping dubs dubs decides and rolls decides i wont be faggot be fair to me pls
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send her cp (Cheese pizza, Chinese porn)
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>>681153115
Send her this
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>>681153318
fk off with that shit
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>>681153318
roll for pizza
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Tell here you just want to get laid
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>>681153400
Winrar
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>>681153400
deliver
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>>681153400
Kek!
Poor OP!
Autism levels going off the charts now
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>>681153369
WTF IS THAT?
THATS SOME NIGHTMARE SHIT
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>>681153318
El newfago
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>>681153828
at least i got dubs
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ITT:
>op trying to be a funny cunt by sending stupid shit that wasn't even posted
>faggots actually falling for it
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>>681153910
El Bait
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>>681153877
>bump
Good one faggot!
Ask if she wants to "bump" uglies!
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>>681154093
BUMP DUBS DECIDE AND ROLL AND I DELIVERED YOU FAGGOT
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>>681154131
El autismo
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Tell what to say
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>>681154362
Damn right you fat cow
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>>681154362
u should just fuck her she wants it already
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>>681154362
bump
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dubs decide and roll
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>>681154211
More wasted dubs.
More autism.
Guess I'll roll for this then:
>>681154186
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send this to her
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>>681154131
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>>681154362
Show me those big fat udders
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>>681154362
i wanna fuck you so hard u bleed then ill cut ur throat and fuck that
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>>681154362
No, YOU are in luck because I'm gonna fuck you and I'll make my cat watch us I don't even care what he thinks. He's gonna watch it all
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>>681154362
Show tits, whore
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>>681154362
Let's fuck
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>>681154550
i cant send pics with tinder
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>>681154546
Lol u can't get dubs
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>>681153318
>>681153400
DO IT AND BLAME IT ON A FRIEND
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CMON ROLL DUBS
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>>681154717
rollingggg
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No, YOU are in luck because I'm gonna fuck you
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>>681154362
Can I cum on your fat ugly face?
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some1 roll dubs ffs
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>>681154833
kek
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>>681154833
quit being faggot op said he trying to get wins nothings tupid
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>>681154901
super funny indeed
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>>681146718
I love you
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>>681154833
Chekd.. Deliver OP
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>>681154362
You mean I'm in luck cuz I'm gonna get lucky?
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deliver cp
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>>681154981
Reroll
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>>681154981
Rerollerino
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>>681154981
Rollin
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>>681155002
Can't tell if typo
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>>681154911
9/11 confirmed
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>>681154833
Fucking deliver, OP. You fucking fuck
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Roll more
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>>681154981
I'll roll for this too!
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>>681154911
Then he shouldn't be on /b/ you dumb cunt
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Holy fk tell me next movmenent
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>>681155250
U doing naything tonight babe ;)
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>>681155184
Well played.
I think we may have gotten OP laid!
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U wanna fuck?
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>>681155250
I'm already lucky enough not to have to look at your fat face while i fuck you.
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>>681155184
Fuck you. Those weren't dubs
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>>681155250
Ey bby u wan sum fuk
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>>681155250
if i am, i need a sample picture
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>>681155250
Ay bby wan sum fuk?
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>>681155402
people rolled for them
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>>681155250
Lucky wants to fucky
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>>681155412
Reroll
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>>681155474
Kek. Roll for this
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who is you idol? my idol is ted bundy
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>>681155250
Are you into pee games ?
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>>681155434
There were no dubs faggot
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Is it true that chubby girls give the best head?
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>>681155542
roll for scroll
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>>681155250
what do you think about wearing diapers at work?
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>>681155250
If you don't know how to proceed, we cannot help you!
Say this, with confidence:
"I'll take that as a YES."
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Yo
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>>681155644
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>>681155644
lets hope we get wins
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>>681155474
Go
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>>681155412
rolling for this
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I'm gonna fuck the shut out of all your holes. Then I'll squeeze your fat rolls together and fuck that too before glazing you like a Krispy Kreme you fat sexy mess.
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>>681155585
KEK'D
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>>681155250
Lets cut to chase then. Give me your number. Ill call you.
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>>681155644
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u w0t i think op gonna get laid
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>>681155945
holy fuck
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>>681155945
omfg praise to op
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>>681155945
Wat
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>>681152155
>multiple shitty emojis
She's a hoe. You should be ashamed of putting your dick in her.
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