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Ask a Satanist and devil worshipper anything

> no fucking christians allowed
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>>681136413
When did you realize that you identified as Skrillex?
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why are all satanists ugly? I'm being serious, really
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>>681136413
Where do you see yourself in five years?
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Are there more satanists here on /b/?
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are you living by your own or still living with your parents?
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>>681136413
Fuck off tandy
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There is still time,son. God is always good and can forget you but only if you go on the right path.I will pray for you!
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how can you even exist in this dimension with so many edges
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Does your mother know you're using the computer right now?
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>>681136691
Yep, and we hate cringlords like this.
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>>681136413

You're no different than a fucking Christian. Can't you see that?
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So.. Let us realize if you are being serious about this...
Explain difference between lucifer and Satan...
999
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>>681136413
Kek
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When were you first diagnosed with pervasive developmental disabilities?
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do you believe in hell?
if so, do you look forward to all the ass raping?
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>>681136413
Why are you a satanist. i.e. why are you a fuckin faggot
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>>681136413
Are you retarded or just an idiot?
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Not satanic. But I do love yelling "hail Satan" in public.
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>>681136535
This. Also: it's not even you on those pictures. Stop posting them and stop pretending to be a Satanist.
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>>681136413
Sup Skrillex
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Do you masturbate in the name of Satan?
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>>681136413

Why do you have to have those cow rings in your nose, do you also identify as a grass eater?
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>>681136413
>satanist
>devil worshipper
Pick one.

Only faggots with no concept of theology or basic philosophy are Theistic Satanists.
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>>681137458
That's so true bro!!
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>>681136691
I'm a Satanist.

I'm not a devil worshiper though... They're fucking retarded. You can't be a devil worshiper without believing in the christian "God", and those who do are gullible morons.

Real Satanists are anti-theistic, militant atheists. They believe in self-worship and indulgence. Devil worshipers are edgy, pseudo-christian fucklords.
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>>681136413
Christians and satanists are no different from each other both believe in invisible friends
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>>681136413
What are the core values in satanism?
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>>681136854
This.

Satanists are NOT devil worshipers.

Satanists group devil worshipers right alongside christians in the "retard" category.
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>>681137705
Y r u still calling it Satanism. Maybe find a new name.
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>Satanist

Grow the fuck up, you sound ridiculous.
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>>681137705
>Real Satanists are anti-theistic, militant atheists

THIS.
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>>681136413
Are you aware of how blissfully ignorant you are to the nature of reality?

If you truly worshipped the devil you would be worshipping the same figure that christians, jews and muslims worship.

And it's not a half goat. Humans are such gullible little dickwads.
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>>681138063
It annoys Christians. That's always fun.
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>>681136413
Brus, im not atheist

Story of enki and enlil
Story of lucifer falling from heaven
Story of prometheus and zeus

Two brothers wage war for our collective soul, one demanded faith, the other asked only to try n use free will, the story of whos evil in this world has been obfuscated, and we are manipulated by this "good god".

Read the stories, make up your own choice

free will isnt the cause of evil, it merely can coexist. The absense of free will do cause evil, everytime
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When did you realize that being one of the cool kids in middle school wasn't worth it and you're in too deep.
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claiming yourself as a satanist is one big pose...your pic is a pose your life is a pose you are not as smart or hip as you may think you are.
give it some thought and think how endlessly null and void it is.
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>>681136413
>Ask a flaming faggot in arrested development anything
FTFY
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What does it feel like to be a faggot?
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>>681137889
Real Laveyan Satanist here, not that faggy edgelord OP.

Satanic Rules of the Earth:

>Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
>Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
>When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
>If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
>Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
>Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
>Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
>Do not harm little children.
>Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
>When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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Actual Satanist here, fuck it I'll answer your questions. I am doing this from a LaVeyan (Atheistic) standpoint

>>681136624
My guess is that ugliness breeds low self esteem, which causes people to deviate outside the norm into more gothic fashion, and a lot of these people (Not all) are edgy and start to identify as Satanists because they hate the world.

>>681136652
University or Welding, have not decided which route yet.

>>681136974
Satan is the tempter, the sinner, the one who leads us to satisfaction through worldly pleasures. Lucifer (The light-bringer) brings us spiritual, intellectual pleasures. Luciferianism and Satanism are two different religions, but there is some cross over.

>>681137193
No, most Satanists do not. Hell is just a concept that Christians created to make people fear their god, and them.

>>681137234
It's a form of ideology I agree with, It is not the only thing I incorporate. Huge faggot by the way.

>>681137289
A small mix of both

>>681137299
Bait

>>681137380
No, but there is ritualized sex between two or more consenting adults sometimes. It is supposed to represent empowerment of our own sexuality, instead of having religion decide that for us.

>>681137458
I don't mind devil worshippers as long as they aren't hurting anybody or shoving their religion in others faces.

>>681137767
The most common form of Satanism is Atheistic.

>>681137889
I guess you could refer to the 9 Satanic statements. (I'll post it after)

>>681138063
Because we use Satan as a symbol.

>>681138080
Nah.

>>681138259
You don't have to be militant, but you can be.

>>681138773
Got into after highschool to be honest, it wasn't about being cool, it was about finding an ideology I value.

>>681138857
Fucking wonderful.
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>>681136413
uhmm, so aren't you like spooked to shit by all the demons and other bitches from hell?
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>>681139055
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Also see
>>681138944
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>>681136413
> no fucking christians allowed
does that mean I can't fuck my wife? are you forcing rules upon me now? that's pretty un-Satinist fam
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>>681136413
why you look like some1 who is mad with himself and tries to make the most ridiculous looks so everybody can look at him and laugh?
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i do like some of the satanic philosophy and always have but in the end of the day it is another religion to live by. It is a religion.
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http://www.churchofsatan.com/faq-selling-souls.php

>BRILLIANT SHIT
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>>681138674
Me

>>681138944
>>681139055

I ask the laveyans to post your opinion, im not iniated
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>>681138944
>>681139055
How's 8th grade going?
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> saved OP from a cringe thread
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>>681139207
It's not a religion, it's a way of life.
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>>681136413
Neat religion but your hair looks stupid.
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there is bleach in that cup correct? fag
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>>681139250
I don't care what you believe. I just don't tolerate when it causes damage to people (including the practitioner).
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>>681139391
so is religion no different
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>>681139268
Timmy stole my pentagram yesterday...
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being a christian is a way of life your comment makes no sense at all see how stupid it is.
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Why?
Couldn't you do something better with your life?
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>>681136413
sad'analist?
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>>681136413
Do you have a pentagram drawn on your basement floor, faggot?
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>>681139520
Satanism is a bit different, however, It does give you the choice to choose what you agree with and what you don't. You don't have to believe in the ideology, but if you happen to, then you can call yourself a Satanist. I think that is the main difference between it and most other religions, though many pagan/eastern religions are good for this too.
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>>681136413
agnostic is the only honest stance to take.. satanist is just code for "bible believer".. You have accepted the dogma.. But want to appear edgy.. understand that sumerians encountered humans with tech from a lost civilization and adopted myths and you will soon be agnostic too..
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>>681136413
Wow! What a special, unique snowflake you are!
>Still desperate for attention like a teenage girl that constantly takes selfies and tells everyone how weird they are.
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>>681139268
How's that edge? All LaVeyans are legal adults and/or are children of members (who's parents feel they're capable of making the decision).

Don't confuse us with teens trying to be edgy.
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>>681137705
>what is spiritual satanism

also

>Satanism
>atheism

Pick one.
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So many christian haters

fuck off and die
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Why the fuck would you dye your hair black when you have blonde eyebrows?
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>>681139391
Away of seeking attention because your life's so fucking boring you do your best to be an edge lord.
Why can't you just wear skinny pants and wear a Fedora like the other kids?
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>>681139503
That saddens me, i'm torn between being a good person to others or being a good to myself, the individualstic mindset of a laveyan seems to be isolation.

Not good for those who dont try to learn.
The tenant about not taking from other people unless they cry out - Should reread that one.
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>>681139884

your face and hair and life are all bad and blaming Satan is the quitter's way out
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>>681136413

I prefer Gary Oldman to you.
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>>681139520
Religion is a belief structure. This is not.

Satanism is far closer to being secular humanism with an extra middle finger pointed towards organized religion.
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>>681139785
Sure it gives you choices that sound appealing and some lets be honest are just god damn common sense. However it started out as a cult and became a religion thus the church of Satan. It is in fact a religion.
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>>681139696
We do many things with our lives. This is just one aspect of it. It is by no way inhibiting my life, so why stop?

>>681139700
That was terrible.

>>681139858
You do realize that Atheism is a term, not a religion right? That there are countless Atheistic religions?

>>681139884
I find it humorous that people don't realize that this is a guy that was posted in a cringe thread and people are just trolling.
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>>681140113
And CoS isn't organized religion? Fucking kek. Pantsdown LaGay died in a catholic hospital.
The archetype of stupid
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>>681140285
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/TRADITIONAL.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBvm6dkinGE

>>681139858
educate yourself.
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>>681140113
Yes is closer to secular humanism but is that really any surprise? It is easy to digest one of the most accessible religions because it has mass appeal once one can look past the title. But really it is a bunch of guidelines to live by created by a person and persons you even have a bible....religion.
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>>681136413
Which order?
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>>681137070
underrated post
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>>681140460
See >>681140449
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>>681140177
I never said it wasn't a religion, and to be fair they barely ever do anything, and most Satanists aren't members of the CoS. They just read the book and agreed with it. Like any other philosophical work.
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>>681136413
BEGONE FOUL HERETIC!!!

DEUS VULT!
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>>681140113
The CoS is NOT an organized religion.
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>>681136413

You sound and look like a real fuckhead, I have to be honest with you. You could be a 'satanist' or whatever you refer to as inward gratification and worship without looking like a pedophilic lout clinging to his adolescence and pathetic ideals to evade your mental health and social shortcomings. Whatever happened to your parents or to you at school should not define who you are now. Stop being a complete coward and grow up to be someone strong, masculine that someone can rely upon.
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>>681140460
>LaVey
Faggot.
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>>681140486
The Temple of The Asexual Self Contradicting Idiots. Agay Sultanas
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OP why do you do meth? do you really think no one notices your huge pupils and bags under your eyes?

how many dicks have been in your ass since you started your meth habit - or is that your way or worshipping satan, you edgy faggot?
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>>681136413
so from what i hear satanist are actually cool people who believe Satan to be the one true god and don't go out to hurt people.

but with Christians just like with every other religion are made out to be the bad guy like witches and paganism.

is this true for satanist and that that Christians are actually the assholes in today's world?
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>>681136413
What a fucking loser
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c'mon christians, you want to fuck with me?

i'll beat your fucking asses
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>>681140590
you said it was not a religion but now you see clearly it is you back peddle. your life is based on someone else philosophy which comes from a church which has its leaders. It is full of flaws i hope you see that.
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>>681141041
Satan is just a symbol. 90% of Satanists do not believe in a literal being. They are strictly Atheistic.

>is this true for satanist and that that Christians are actually the assholes in today's world?

Christians can be assholes, yes. Anti-gays and the protesters outside abortion clinics for instance. I really do not agree with any of their faith, and I see hope for the tolerant ones.
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>>681136413
isnt satanism just an offshoot of christianism? like mormons?
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>>681136413
why do you look like such a freak? do you enjoy being a loser?
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>>681139369
Looks like daddy's little bitch. Did daddy touch you in bad places??
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>>681141332
Really want to rip those fucking piercings out of his nose..

What a homo!
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>>681136413
can you believe it's not butter?
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>>681141381
The anon that posted the first comment was not me. I am the one who posted >>681140590

>your life is based on someone else philosophy which comes from a church which has its leaders. It is full of flaws i hope you see that.

Most Satanists don't read the Satanic Bible and start to agree with it. They agree with it and then read the Satanic Bible and see that they do. This is actually covered in the Satanic Bible itself. Just because it is a shared philosophy doesn't mean it is bad.

I really don't think you understand what the CoS hierarchy actually does. You should read their website or something, they are not all powerful figures who dictate, they just talk to the public for us, and organize meetings.
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>>681141381
that was the other guy. There's at least 3 Satanists in this thread replying. One theistic cuck, one wannabe "laveyan" and one actual Church of Satan member.
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>>6811364134
i can see y u hate god and pray for his enemy
not a big fan of him either but u clearly have a reason judging from ur face
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>>681136413
This is the same faggot from before, you never answered my question
>If you hate Christians so much then why do you believe in the same things they do?
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>>681142033
>>681142131
OK, make that 4.
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>>681142131
Which one is which, I am kind of curious.
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You need christ. May god help this child
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>>681140595
Hi /pol/
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ok i dont know who i'm talking to here but what i do know is that real satanists are actually polite and don't buy into slagging so i know you are for real or else you would have slagged me off by now.
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>>681142140
We don't hate Christians, we only hate assholes, and a lot of Christians are assholes because of their religion. Most Satanism is Atheistic by the way, so we really do not.
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>>681136413
Why can't i stop jerking off, I prefer wanking to sex.
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>>681142554
Whatever makes you feel happy.
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>>681142494
You're not OP faggot, question wasn't for you.
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>>681142610
But its wrecking my relationships and I'm a fat cunt. Can Satan worship help me ?>>681142610
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Stopped reading at "Satan represents kindness"
If you want REAL satanism, read this:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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>>681142734
OP isn't real faggot.

>>681142748
Talk to a therapist, lose weight, and probably not.
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>>681136413
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>>681142843
the ole beep test
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>>681142956
It gives a feeling in your lungs nothing else can give you. It's like a drug, except nobody likes it.
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>>681136413
Are you a ritual satanist or just a rebellious type of individual - or - are you practicing "a [faith] of self indulgence and elitism"? I'm a ritual magician myself and it always bothered me that Satanists use "Satan" and all the anti-christian symbolism, but vehemently deny any connections between the biblical Satan and the practices they are doing.
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>>681142281
I'm a card carrying member of the Church of Satan. A LaVeyan Satanist, and a militant atheist. Also a fully functioning adult.

ALL LAVEYAN SATANISTS ARE ATHEISTS, not "devil worshipers".

>>681137705
>>681138032
>>681138944
>>681139829
>>681140113
>>681140460
>>681142131
>>681142261
These (and only these) are my posts
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Dafuq does Satan worship have to do with painting your nails? Or are you just massive faggot?
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>Also a fully functioning adult.

Aka receiving welfare
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>>681143141
Militant atheists are worse than christians.
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>>681143141
"All [Laveyan] Satanists are Athiests, not "devil worshippers"" - and I know this to be true, despite not being a Satanist (ritual magician here from other post) - but again, if they are atheists, why do they champion a figure that has such a dogmatic and often pejorative, misunderstood understanding thereof in these practices which often create misunderstanding about what "Satanists" actually are?
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>>681136413
How is middle school going for you?
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>>681143541
http://www.churchofsatan.com/faq-fundamental-beliefs.php
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>>681143833
Still doesnt answer my question.
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>>681143692
Nope, you'd be the 4th.

See:
>>681142261

You're way too accepting and tolerant of others' harmful dogma, but otherwise mostly spot on,
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>>681143908
Satan is viewed as a positive archetype who represents pride, carnality, and enlightenment.

from the Wiki.
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>>681144113
Neat. I guess I am too accepting because I see not point in fighting militant Christians with militant Atheism. It just makes a circle-jerk.
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>>681143908
>>681144285
Moreover, Satan is embraced as a symbol of defiance against Christianity, a religion which LaVey criticised for what he saw as the suppression of humanity's natural instincts.
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>>681136413
K, ill ask m8.
Why do you believe in fictive characters?
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I'm confused about something.
You're telling the one guy he's shit because he's theist and not a militant athiest like the rest of you, which is an attribute of being an actual satanist.
But if you're atheist then you don't believe in God and if there's no god then there's no satan who was created by god?
Now if you're talking about the principle of it all which is the whole do whatever you want idea then aren't you just basing your beliefs off of someone you don't believe actually exists? Why not call it something else? pls clarify.
And yes I do understand some of you are going according to what la vey said but why didn't he just name it something else?
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>>681144285
Okay so I can understand that; but to the lay-people who understand "Satanism" as being that stereotypical "blood sacrifice, eat babies" whole ordeal, in having the figure of Satan as the "mascot", to most people just keeps perpetuating the wrong image that most Satanists are trying to tout, because of such the dogmatic use of symbolism and stuff. I mean, why is that? btw do you have the wiki link? :P
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>>681144445
That sounds fair~
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>>681136691
More of a Luciferian here
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>>681136413
How is the 8th grade going
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CRAAAAAAAAAWLINGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>681144381
Acceptance is fine but apathy can be a bad thing. It leads to allowing others' beliefs to infringe upon your freedoms.

You don't have to take up arms sir, but don't allow yourself to be bowled over in the name of tolerance. Especially when laws that could harm you (or someone you love) are being set to appease those you're apathetic towards.
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>>681138944
I'm reading these, and in certain ones it says to destroy the other person if they cause you some sort of grief. What exactly does that mean? It's not telling you to kill them, it sounds a bit more like to destroy them either mentally, verbally, or emotionally. Can you elaborate?

Real question by the way, I'm genuinely curious.
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>>681144954
Probably spellworks
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>>681136691
More of a Luciferian here>>681138674
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>>681138674
Ah ha someone can read a bit I see. Try explaining the epic of Atrahasis to a bible thumping hillbilly though
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>>681136413
Are you a Capricorn?
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>>681144661
Because it was first conceived after years of LaVey seeing the redundancy of Christianity, so who better to take up than the villain of the story?

>>681144674
If somone is going to treat us like shit because of our religion we would rather find that out first before we invest any time into them. Satanism has the benefit of that just because of the name alone.

>>681144920
Oh, that is a whole different ball game. I would not any religion stand in the way of my rights and freedoms. That is when I discard apathy.

>>681144954
Socially, in most cases, discard then from your life if they are no worth your time, they are not worth your time. This also can refer to revenge though, If someone were to go out of their way to harm you, do not turn the other cheek.
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>>681145429
In response to the "If someone is going to treat us like shit..." - that's a good point, I guess~ I get bigots the same way, so it makes sense.
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>>681136413

did you know that nowhere in the bible does it say that satan rules hell?
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>>681144991
Greater magic is ritualized therapy, for instance, poking a voodoo doll is seen as stress relief so you don't bottle up your hate for someone.

Lesser magic is using someone mental weaknesses to do what you want, Christian wont leave you alone because you are a Satanist? Pretend to curse them with bad luck, they will be so worried that they have a curse that they will start to be more careless, then a circle effect happens.
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