I've always wanted to move to Russia. We can trade identities if you don't mind California.

>>681129664
Why do you want to go to Russia. There is bad?

>>681129813
Well, I would probably only stay for a few years. I like your music. Bi-2, Kino, Nautilus Pompilius, Melnitsa, Grigory Leps, Aquarium, DDT, etc.
That concert Nashe Radio puts on every year sounds awesome.

>>681129475
Are you female?

>>681129475
Tits and we'll discuss terms.

>>681130117
The people here fucked. Artwork is not. Education no. Everything is bad. There are no prospects.

>>681129475
Just apply for british citizenship or just hide ina lorry.

>>681130179
im ur mom, kid.

>>681130208
My impression of post-soviet Russia comes from Брат and Брат 2.

>>681130325
I have not watched the movie. Russian creativity, as a rule - shit.

>>681130247
Did I stutter?

>>681130325

It's not quite like that any more.

Dude or chick, either way I can marry you so you get Canadian citizenship

if woman I want sex, if dud i want you to labor my pot lands till debts are paid

>>681129475
But where to man. the white mens world is fucked these days. in the US youre hunted by BLM apes, in europe youre hunted by rapey afghans.

maybe australia?

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Russians can fuck off from Finland, also "refugee"sandniggers

>>681130649
im not woman.

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>>681130852
._.

At least russian women are all attractive. That's what selective breeding gets you

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>>681130914
Thats what you get by fucking with us big brother

>>681130991
lol. nope.

There's a ton of Russians in Los Angeles if you want to move here. Used to work with a bunch of them.

They would always tell stories that made me really appreciate my life. Bless you slavs.

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Do not worry... Transportation can be arranged.

>>681131096
How did they do it? They've gone.

They loved their country?

>>681131362
One of them went through a company in russia that specializes in getting people to the US. I assume it's through a work visa, but I don't know how it all works.

No, they absolutely hated their country, and the stories they told were so depressing that even my worst days would have been good days for them.

>>681131625
Now they better? They like in your country?

>>681131751
No. I think they are probably better here than in Russia (access to healthcare, government financial aid, etc), but I don't think they were ever actually happy.

The problem is that nobody wants to hire them. And when they do find work, it's for very low pay. So you have all of the Russians in one part of town we call Little Moscow, and they support each other. But without good paying jobs, many turn to crime, drugs, prostitution, etc to survive. If you can come to the US and get a job, you'd be doing great. But hell, I can't even find a job here.

>>681132055
In Russia, too, there is no work, believe me. And prospects as well. Everything rots. A terrible country.

And you, as a citizen, can easily get a good vacant seat with a decent wage?

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>>681129475
Who are you and why should I?

>>681132218
I've been without work for about 5 years now. Mainly because I moved from a city to a barren desert for family reasons. If I moved back to the city, I could probably find work.

The thing is, I worked as a system administrator, so most of the work I did from my house. I think I could do well in Russia with that. If you lived in Russia and worked for a company in the US from your house, you would be paid in US dollars. The US dollar is worth a lot more than the Russian ruble right now, so even a low paying job with a US company would be great compared to jobs in Russia.

>>681132572
In order to eat your food and see ur television.

>>681130731
yeah straya's alright for the white man. We got a bit of SJW cancer but nothing that actually matters.

>>681132792
You're right. Receiving the American salary then you can afford more.

>>681129475
I'm not saying I will, but if I do, will you follow me around quoting nikoli from der rise on the call of duty zombie maps?

>>681133129
im not undestand u, man :(

>>681132218
stop whining like a bitch you loser
it's not the country you live it's just you being a fucking pussy
ugh people like you make me sick

>>681130870
well can you shovel dirt and kill lobster?

we got gay marriage here, i'm not fag so no worries but you'll need to help me build my drug empire with manual labour

>>681133520
DUDE IM NOT OP BUT IM SO IN!!!
srsly building a drug empire was like my fucking dream since I'm 16

>>681132534
Yeah, but she old.

I'm talking about after the cold war. Only the most attractive women were allowed to have children.

>>681133520
im ready

>>681133836
gib dem fake emails or shit then?

>>681129475
whats wrong with russia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5uSDIdCWxk

>>681133828
its true. its well known that Russian women and eastern european women are really really pretty in general.

>>681134010
I'm lazy.

>>681130419
Sounds like you contribute nothing and complain that there is nothing.

Stop whining on /b/ and study something you like, get some qualifications and quit dreamin' of a better place when you can't make the one you're in work

>>681134241
no

>>681134331
yup! but only intil their 40's then they be like a blob

>>681134266
show some goddamn commitment!
we're on the verge of building a drug empire here

>>681134331
Solid argument, you clearly haven't been around any Eastern European women that have been into you

Stop being a close minded beta

>>681134330
In this country you can not qualify. No normal schools. There can not be quiet stroll in the evening, for example. Here you can not just live.

>>681134010
lol I didn't think you'd take me up on it. I'm willing but I'm unemployed atm, living on money people owe me. in early may the lobster plant opens so I'll have a job. That's pretty much the same time we put plants in the ground.

So well have unemployment checks come winter and we'll sell the pot to buy grow gear for winter growing

can you get yourself here?

>>681134464
Keep throwing excuses at me man, enjoy your shit life

>>681133828
After the cold war it was possible for a westerner to go to Russia and get a beautiful girl really easily. There were even businesses selling 'mail order brides' from russia. Women there were so desperate to marry a foreigner and get out of russia. Such beautiful girls, and they didnt have the same beauty standards as people in the west, so they didnt even see or care that the guy was ugly. To them, he was just fine. Plus, the problem was that most Russian men were jobless drunks. But now, those great days are over, the opportunity has past. Living standards have caught up to the west, and the beauty standards have been homogenized thanks to western style media and entertainment. Plus. Russian men have now improved and become more western, fashion conscious, health conscious. Russian girls no longer want to leave.

>>681134578
There is no life.

>>681134464
oh god OP you sound like a total faggot!
I live in a fucking Russia, on the most northern part of it, I got a job and my own apartment, a girl and a car so what is your fucking problem with this counrty?
I'm not saying it's perfect or even good, but your whining os just annoying. You think you'll do better abroad? I don't think so, considering your shitty faggot attitude

>>681134331
its true. There has been an immigration wave of Polish people to the UK from Poland in recent years. around half a million have left to the UK. In British schools, British girls have been causing a lot of problems and conflict because the new arrivals from Poland are so much prettier than them, that the boys are no-longer interested in British girls. related: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/156429

>>681134789
lier

>>681129475

I'll be in eastern Europe from November... With money, travel with me? I've got about £10k a fuck on nothing. Just eat at good restaurants, and fuck american girls.

>>681134549
It might take some time to arrage errything but yeah I got dem rubles to get to canada
I passed a fucking IELTS for like 8 outta 9 so language won't be a problem, the only thing is wether or not we're capable of living together like a bunch of fags hahaha, I mean your gov's probably have some regulations and tests for people who are getting citizenship through marriage right?

>>681135139
You'll be in Eastern Europe, why would you want to fuck American girls?

>>681135139
It sounds good.

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>>681135056
well just look at this fucking gay, good gentleman
calling me a liar for having a life

>>681135163
Naw I think they let people come over fairly easy. I don't think we'll have to make out for them or anything

>>681129475
Russians have more freedom than any other country on earth

why would you want to leave?

>>681135361
Расскажи, как ты добился своего в этой стране? У тебя хорошая семья, связи? Элементарно как ты заработал на квартиру?

>>681135448
Hahahahaha!....youre joking, right?

>>681135448
No education. No work. No prospects. There is no security for life.

>>681135406
so leave me some fake email then?
I'll do some digging on that topic and hit you up later, after all I might just come to canada for educations and shit, and I'll be glad to contribute in something as glorious and beautiful as drug-cartel

>>681135448
if by freedom you mean lawlessness, then yes. Its kinda like India or Pakistan: anything goes, no one gives a shit. Which is not a good thing at all. And if youre talking about freedom of expression and freeedom of the press and media, then....try saying something bad about Putin and see where that gets you. i'll stay in the US or the EU thank you very much.

>>681135667
no. I am very lazy.

>>681135586
free education, a job placement, learning a craft for later in life

lazy bastard, you would be better off in the weak west then

>>681135297

Never had a US girl, pure curiosity. Bitches on holiday that can't handle drink, seems easy.

>>681135320
I hope it will be, Eastern block is so over looked, £1.50 for 20 fags, £30 for a 9 course tasting menu that includes foie gras, fresh black truffles, octopus, WITH wine... this shit would cost £300+ in western Europe.

>>681135695
You're right.

>>681135818
okay. wait.im creating fake email.

>>681135473
продали бабкину трешку я получил долю, вступил в программу поддержки семей с нехваткой жиличного пространства, ЕБУЧЕЕ ГОСУДАРТСВО выделило мне 600 кусков
я накинул что оставалось с бабкиного наследства и взял себе двушку в спальном районе, тем временем отучился в местной шараге и нашел работу по специальности, завести тян вообще не проблема ящитаю, с машиной пришлось туговато но в итоге мне удалось пригнать с владика ебучую тойоту 2000 гв
так что завали ка ты свое ебало шакал
я знаю что пидорашка это дно но ты пидрила только ноешь и валяешься в говне

>>681135818
>e email.
[email protected]

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>>681135766
dude?! WTF
I AM WILLING to help you make this world a better place and you just be like "boo hoo I'm lazy and too scared to leave a fake email on 4chan"

>>681135950
Лолблять.
Все начинается с дефолтного наличия бабкиной трешки, смекаешь? Это не твоя охуенная страна, а твоя охуенная мертвая бабка помогла тебе подвылезти.

>>681136094
>[email protected]
aigh cool I'll hit you up later
I really hope that you're not stoned af right now and just bragging
this is serious shit dude

>>681136260
ну хватит уже быть пидорашкой такой, начни хоть барыжить гариком блять и вкидывать бабос в форекс ебучий, хули разнылся то
в других странах и без тебя лузеров хватает

>>681136266
I can forget. :(

>>681136441
Ты смешной.

Может еще ставки на спорт начать делать?

Хули разнылся? А почему я не могу этого делать, если я не имею шансов заработать даже на то, что позволила тебе твоя мертвая бабка? Меня заебало въебывать официантом, да оператором колл-центра. Это не комильфо за зарплаты тут ещё и за то, что могут выпереть в миг с работы, пушто страна разваливается к хуям.

>>681136470
Well make note then
If it's not me then maybe my crazy buddy will marry you, the guy is growing shrooms in his basement and you know, shit's illegal in Russia

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>>681129475
Comrade, you are in violation of Order 242 -Never speak ill of motherland
SEIZE HIM

>>681136709
maybe u send ur message now?

>>681136661
так хули ж ты образование не получил?
думаешь тебе заебись будет на minimum wage вьебывать в штатах?

>>681135667
[email protected]

>>681136842
Так получаю это ебучее образование. Походил в вуз, понял, что там нехуй делать, знаний не дают и учебу надо как-то оплачивать. Работаю, не хожу в вуз, каждую сессию увольняюсь, чтобы затащить все долги. Особо охуенно. Что я получу с диплома, расскажешь? Нихуя, кроме возможности трудоустраиваться в гос. учреждения.

>>681137140
ну вообще ты сможешь с любой вышкой устроиться в любой офис и ебошить как сука за 50к в месяц

после повышения, если ты пиздец ебошишь, мб все и будет норм, ты шанс проебываешь

>>681137140
на бюджетку мозгов не хватило?
на кого учишься?
Ну мой тебе совет, получи диплом и ебашь на грант по обучению в магистратуре за рубежом
если не ленивое хуйло то все получится
я так в китае отучился два года, собираюсь возвращаться туда как сдам/продам хату

>>681137058
wait what?
who tf was on that other email before?
goddammit 4chan you did it again

>>681137295
Ахахах. Какой смешной. Теперь расскажи, сколько я должен буду впахивать десятилетий, чтобы заработать на квартиру? При этом отними стоимость съема хаты, как минимум. С десяток так лет.