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Hey /b/ if you get a 56 I'll tell you a secret that 5 people
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Hey /b/ if you get a 56 I'll tell you a secret that 5 people in the world know. It bugs me sometimes but I think I'm over it. Pic is rough plans for a homemade crossbow
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Rolle
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>>681126097
>a secret that 5 people in the world know.
You should be more open with your homosexuality OP.
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Y
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Rollin'
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Quds
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Gett
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>>681126097
56 ez
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>>681126097
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Niggers with the lips
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>>681126775
Rulling
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Rawlin
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Check emm
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Is your secret that you like it up the arse?
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>OP sucks 4 dicks
>now wants to tell /b/
Good try OP but we already know you're a faggot
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>>681126856
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My post will end in 56, for it is Keks will.
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Autism rouling
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>>681126956
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Posting
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Op here. Fuck it I'll just say it I want to get some input at all. So when I was 16 I was going through a hard time and I found out that my dad wasn't my dad because my drunk cousin told me my parents had cheated on eachother. I have 5 people who are supposedly my siblings but I look different. Broader and taller with different hair they are all similar in size and what not. It's been a few years since I found out and verified it with my mom. So my dad could be my dad or either of my uncles or my dad's friend. The friends kid lives in the hospital due to an auto immune disease that is genetic and my dad refuses to get tested. What do I do or make of it?
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>>681126928
Check
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Just tell us u know u want too
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>>681126951
Emm
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a;sldkfja;sldkfja;sldkfj
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rollling
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>>681127056
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ayy lemme get dem secrets.
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>>681127021
Kk
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>>681126948
tell your mom she's a slut
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secrets bby?!
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>>681127048
Dubs!
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>>681126948
Anticlimax.
Nobody gives a fuck about your inbred family
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Has anyone figured out the odds for getting a 56, or a post with a specific last two digits? Is it a factorial?
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>>681127088
>Dubs of truth
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>>681126948
You're an inbred incest retard baby, how's that for some input.
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timings the key my boy.
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>>681127053
It's been a few years since then and I still don't know what to do. Talking to them more I found out they were swingers and shit and one of my uncles was a drug dealer. Also that my mom did drugs while pregnant with me. She also took some kind of steroid when she was pregnant with me so that could make a difference in my size from my brothers?
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>>681127141
Less likely than dubs, dubs are a 1/10 chance
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like so
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OPs been fucked by 4 nig nogs at once?
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>>681126948
Get yourself tested. Your dad's genes are irrelevant.
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id say try commenting 1 minute and 15 seconds after the last number nearest 56 gets posted if we all do it then the ods that one of us slamming it in its hole is pretty good,
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>>681127286
The test would be to see if he is my dad. They got divorced when I was like 3 or 4
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>>681127141
>>681127251
100 different ways to get last 2 digits, the odds of getting a certain amount you have in mind is a 1/100 while dubs are 1/10 because there are 10 different dubs, 11 22 33 44 55 etc
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>>681127381
dgaf going for the 56 regardless.
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>>681127381
Ah, there's no test for the disease?
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>>681127420
Chances of getting a 420 are 1/1000, good job anon
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>>681126948

Your moms a greasy hoebag OP. I hope she gets hiv and deads
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>>681127457
I have no idea when it develops he started having issues at 15 and I've not had any issues so I don't know
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check muh 56
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pick me
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>>681127420

ayy blaze it
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>>681127516
Chances of getting a 516 are 1/1000, good job anon
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>>681127516
Chances of getting a 516 are 1/1000, good job anon
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56
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>>681127597
>>681127601
Fucking hivemind.
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r09ll
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rolll for 56
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>>681127555
Aww fuck, trips and off by 1.
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Dear OP,

I am you're father...59
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Rollo my ballo
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rollin for dat 56 using timing.
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but is it important?
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56 bby
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>>681126948
Get tested woth your mom and uncle and dad's friend. If it turns out positive, you won't need a dad
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>>681127955
re rolll
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56
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Fitty sick
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56 get. Look ay my otherworldly powers fam.
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alright playtimes over.
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This better be good, OP.
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566 rolling
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>>681127420
Arent chances of getting dubs 1/90?
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Whats up?
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>>681128395
No, we want 56
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>>681126097
righto rolling
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chances of getting 56 is way higher bb
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Got it 2 hot
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>>681128455
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God is great!
rolling
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>>681128455
one off.

>also rolling
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NOW DID ON MY 556
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Sch fifty schix
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>>681128540
roll
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I'm the get god reporting in to assist
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>>681128573
Go to hell, god
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ONE MO AGAIN
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lets go boys
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roll niggas
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>>681127231
well, break your drunk cousins nose for telling you this. you didnt need to know
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ALL PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND! ONLY THROUGH BELIEF IN THE EMPEROR MAY WE ACHEIVE GREATNESS!
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does my time stamp say 4:55:57?
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56 is a really retarded get.
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>>681128757
No
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Gonna get u 56
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>>681128757
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Here I cum
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Rollllllllllllllllll
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>>681128757
timings a bit off.... now i have to release my full autistic rage.
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>>681128848
I support u, brother
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>>681126097
Go on.
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>>681128735
Praise the emperor
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and were done.
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Fuck that. 17 and 86 OP fucked us over. Not playing your games this OP.
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Fiftysixual
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>>681128911
Nice get
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>>681128401
10/100 reduces to 1/10 retard
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>>681128848
reeeeeeroll.
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suck me 56
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That secret better be worth it.
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56 sounds like farty sex
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Thats a ballista, not a crossbow, dumbass
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Here you go
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>>681129057
these 57s are bumming me out doge.
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U guys checkin?
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57
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>>681129111
Nice
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Rollin'
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>>681129188
trips
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>>681129153
Oh we checking.
Checkem!
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56 boys
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here
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What's the secret?!?!?!?!
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I mean check 'M
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droppin loads
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56
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Now!
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56 getting close
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56 right on cue baby.
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Ill give you 55, 56 is too much for me
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We need 56.
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cmon
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here up
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Rollo the Viking Warrior
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>watching, anticipating delivery failure
>pre-fuck op
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this secrets probably not even worth it. 56 tho
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dude!!!!!
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Rolly polly
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easy 56
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we are gonna die not knowing
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>>681129458
>>681129454
Fuse and average out to 56, get.
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>>681129505
No we're not
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KKK here is 56 hurray
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Where is our 56?
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56 game now
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>crossed swords
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>>681129577
Get your filth out of here
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יאללה
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Get get get geeeetttttt
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>>681129505
just you friend, heres my golden ticket number 56
5:08:18
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I'm calculate this shit right!><!><!>
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באמפ
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>>681129674
Nooooooo
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>>681129652
nope,its here
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>>681126097
Yeah, grandpa, grandma, mom and dad all know that you're gay
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56 is not now
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op its.... finished.>>681129652
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Fuuuuck
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56?
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>>681129708
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wait for it
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>>681129755
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>>681129755
Destroye
D
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>>681129755
So fucking close
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>>681129856

Winrar!!!!
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Rope me up
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The secret is i have a big dick... trust me
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46
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>>681129773
You're beyond unsavable, kill yourself, do it for the rest if us.
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these numbers are giving me the hurt butt.
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>>681129856
WINZIP !@!!
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>>681129856
present thy penis for worship!
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>>681129856
I DID IT. AGAIN. I WIN AGAIN. GET GET. 17 AND 56. SUCK MY DICK OPS
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I stayed awake 10 more minutes just for this. FML.
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>>681129856
<3. I'll blow you later silly.
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>>681129993
Still kill yourself
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56
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OP better deliver
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>>681130039
Your being mean :c
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alright lets pack it up, we were not here for the secret anyways. He probably got a knuckle busted b-hole from his mom
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Op what is it?
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56 pls
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are we still rolling?
56?
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Roooool
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>>681130128
Furries and animal hentai shit is cancer
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>>681126948
So your mom cheated on your dad with
>His best friend
>His brother
>His other brother

1. Everyone hates your dad. Alot.
2. Your mother is a whore
3. Your mother is vindictive
4. Dont trust her
5. GTFO OF THAT HOUSE
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>>681129856
>>681130207
nah thats been stretched out brother.
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>>681130280
A sexy cancer
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>>681130274
>>681130207
>>681130190
>>681130091
Already winrar
>>681129856
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OP here. Secret isn't really a secret because u all already know I'm a huge faggot.
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Check that 56 right on up there
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56 wizard here
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>>681130326
There is nothing sexy about that, it's autistic and disgusting
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>>681130361
/thread
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>>681130397
Aw someone's a grumpy butt
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my sick rolling talents are going to waste. 54 btw
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op here
here is the secret
there is nothing better then having a shaman stick deep in ur asshole
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>>681129836
please respect causality
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>>681130494
Are you 6, what the fuck?
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OP here. I have a feminine penis. There I said it.
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OP here.
No secret.
Keep rolling for 56.
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>>681126097
>scrolling /b/
>see roll thread
Why not? Hope I get 56 for u fags, bye!
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>>681130614
No, I'm 56!
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>>681130614
You don't have to pretend anon I'll post as many cubs as you want ;)
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>>681130775
Have fun living a shitty life full of naked personified animal drawings
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If 56 gets OP keeps it to himself and an heros.
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>>681130903
Feel free to join me anytime silly
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>>681130980
Feel free to kill yourself
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>>681131016
Not yet honey bun
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56
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>>681131092
You disgust everyone
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fiddy
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nic3 m33m3
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ban this thread allready
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meme
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cunt
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>>681131092I hope ur aware ur a total freak and will never amount to anything in life. Ur disgusting fetish will prevent u from ever touching a real woman.
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>>681131421
This thread is eternal
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>>681131665
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>>681128700
This definitely, ignorance is bliss.
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Eternal bump
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>>681126911
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Eternal bump
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Eternal bump
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Ok final bump because fuck it, ending it
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>>681126097
>plans for a homemade crossbow
from a onearmed two years old retard?!
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>>681126775
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>>681135370
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