ITT we come up with the most evil animal possible.
If you could combine any two animals to genetically engineer the worst, most horrible creature ever, what would you do?
>>681122093
two humans
oh no wait we already do that.
arachnid/spider head and fangs
shark body
/thread
>>681122093
>body of a sweat fat feminist
>head of a feminist
>legs and arms of a feminist
>personality of a feminist and weeb
>>681122093
what does the crocodile even add to a bear?
>>681122324
that would literally be the most useless piece of shit ever ahahaha
whale mixed with rhino would run fucking train on that shit
>>681122093
I will now combine the most evil DNA of the most animals of the world to make the most evil animal possible
>>681122324
Could do better. The only point of a spider head would be to look terrifying, and maybe inject venom. Since it's restricted to deep water, it would be a pretty ineffective hunter.
>>681122415
Nothing.
>>681122415
Stronger jaws and armored head. It would have the stealth ability of a crocodile and more land mobility from the bear portion.
Grizzly bear and an elephant, giant bears are pretty scary
>>681122580
imagine a fucking sharkrantula swimming towards you and tell me you haven't shat your pants already
fucking furry metre wide fangs creeping up on you from underwater
whales are slow as fuck and not even carnivorous
>>681122093
The most evil animal already exists.
Canada goose.
Vicious fucks.
Crocodile head
Gorrira body
Croc Tail
or
Sperm whale size
wasp everything else
>>681122196
/thread
>>681122093
Praying mantis+camel spider(pic related)
a human and a blue whale
>>681122850
Jesus option 2
>>681122093
1.a wolverine.
2. My fucking ex-wife
An asshole and a bitch rolled up in one.
>>681122835
Okay, but consider this... breed it with a MOSQUITO...
>>681122093
Lion and tiger. Liger
>>681123002
>exoskeleton collapse under it's own weight
>okthenbye.png
a jew and a nigger
>>681122943
fuck that, pray mantis+scorpian would be the best insect
I would create a violent human, strange but not odd enough not to breed with the rest of humanity. Then breed them into society with all means possible and watch the world burn.
>>681123120
...Drake?
>>681122093
Surely this is just as dangerous as a normal bear?
Blue whale/shark
>>681123050
We have those, they're cool as fuck
>>681122789
I guarantee you bears have better head protection than crocodiles. Their skulls are much, much thicker.
>>681123112
NO FUN ALLOWED!
>>681123050
Why not balance out a lion's weaknesses? Mixing a lion with a tiger doesn't add anything that the lion doesn't already have.
Now, for example, give it wings... anything with wings is immediately more OP by default.
>>681123050
but its a real thing fuckwit, and its bloody awesome.
Kodiak Bear crossed with a Giant Squid.
>>681123188
Basically a megalodon shark, fuck those things
Rhino and Tarantula, Those damned poachers will shit themselves
>>681122093
A nigger and a centipede. A centinigger. Just imagine that shit pickpocketing 10 people at the same time.
Bigfoot mixed with an polar bear
>>681122827
I'd shit my pants from a regular shark no need to increase the fear
>>681123191
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Just joined, tl;dr I'm going with a Bear/Elephant.
You'd have to bring it down with artillery..
pic unrel
>>681122196
done in 1
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>>681123395
Now we're talking.
Hyperagressive Flying spiders crossed with rats (To be able to breed to massive numbers) and just a hint of snake to make their poison dissolve your intestines so you can shit your guts out.
>>681122827
whales arent carnivorous? since when? im gonna need a fucking source nigger
Ostrich body
Scorpion Tail and pincers
Stupid bird can't fly, but it can run fast as fuck and when it catches you...
I know Killer Whales Are carnivorous, or else they'd be called Pussy Whales or Vegan Whales or something
>>681123759
If the end goal is to wipe out humanity, I think this idea wins.
>>681122827
>great white shark top speed 25 mph
>killer whale top speed 30 mph
whales are slow my fucking ass
>>681123745
.......fuck.
>>681123813
That's pretty good
>>681123943
>>681122827
>just get out of the ocean and you're fine
A centipede and an anaconda.
A huge centipede that strangles it's food.
And it also is spooky as fuck
>>681123457
Or polar Bear with spider, to give it better climbing abilities. Can't believe more people haven't said polar bear yet
-Biggest land predator
-sees humans as food (few animals actually do)
-faster than humans
-can smell you miles away
-can climb and swim
-can kill you in one jab
>>681124199
dying out because the suns hot
polar bears are cucks
>>681122827
Spider fangs wouldn't be able to take down a boat. Hell, they couldn't even pierce the weakest diving cage. A diving suit, maybe.
Bombardier Beatle insides and exoskeleton
Fish eagle wings and size
You thought a pigeon shitting on your head was bad?
>>681122196
humans are not natural born murderers. animals are.
>>681123745
This one is far more unrealistic and kinda overkill but damn that's awesome
MOTHER FUCKING KOMODO DRAGON + CHEETAH
>>681124272
That's why you cross it with bigfoot.
>>681122093
>Hyperagressive Flying spiders crossed with rats (To be able to breed to massive numbers) and just a hint of snake to make their poison dissolve your intestines so you can shit your guts out.
That is the most retarded shit I've ever heard
>>681124272
Polar Bear + tropical spider
>>681124339
Got that backwards friend. Animals kill for food or to defend themselves, plenty of humans kill just because they can.
Whatever the fuck pic attached is
Rottweiler head (not neck) and temperament
Bites people over walls
>>681124392
>>681124480
sun mixed with chillin on the beach on california beats this
come on niggers, try
>>681124419
Flying spiders is the only correct answers.
Swarms of flying spiders.
>>681124485
Except cats. They kill because they're assholes
Too many people posting obvious answers like great white sharks, lions, polar bears, elephants and blue whales.
If you want to create a truly evil creature, get creative. How about mantis shrimp? Bot flies? Octopi?
>>681124485
birds babies kill all the time, throwing siblings out of the nest and such
>>681124544
That's a giraffe weevil! Bonus points for creativity.
>>681124635
>hides in trees in the day
>flies down at night to sit outside your window and bark all night
What is this hell
>>681122093
Wasp
A leopards legs and a rhino horn on a salt water crocodile, thing can climb trees and ram its prey
>>681124757
obongo mixed with an elephant
topkek
>Trapdoor Spider - Body
>Gorilla - Arms and Size
Enjoy your walk in the park
>>681124635
How about something completely useless? Like starfish+pug
Most bugs can become an instant winner if you just add size.
Ant - hive mind, body type and structure
Elephant - tusks, size
Enjoy being torn apart by worker elephants for the hive
Camel spider tapeworms
It could kill you if it felt threatened, but until that happened it would steal your nutrition and bite with just enough venom to make you feel dizzy or paralyzed.
Huge flying mantis. Fast as fuck and will slowly eat your face.
>>681123919
Nah, no big animal can be a threat to humanity. We can just shoot them with guns. We need to mix jellyfish with rats and sparrows. Imagine a small deadly animal that is transparent, flies and breeds like a chinese in heat.
>>681125129
Depends, do we go for realism? In which case an elephant sized ant would just collapse under its own weight and die?
Or hypothetical IF it could be that big and be scaled up correctly? Cause if so I vote elephant hornets
Turtle - Body
Blue Whale - Size
They just cruise around the world knocking shit down, good news is if you kill one you get an insta house
>>681123242
Lions can not stand on their backfeet, tigers can
>>681125263
I would fucking ride it
>>681125129
Bugs are only effective when they small. If they were the size of an elephant they'd collapse under their own weight.
Getting bigger requires exponentially greater structural support.
>>681122093
nigger x praying mantis
>>681123745
This is definitely clearly evil.
>>681122093
your mom and dad already ended this thread before it began
>>681124684
I dont think animals at that age understand death. I imagine it is more just trying to get more room.
>>681122093
anything that fucking implants its young inside you while you are still alive expecting you to eat you. Literally just a large spider dude.
>>681122324
A sharks head is more dangerous than a spiders. Also non threat to humans in the ocean only.
Don't ever /thread your own post with this useless shit
A nigger with a whitey brain
Spiders
Ravens
Big fucking webs everywhere, social animals, smart
>>681125402
Nigging mantis? Giant insect that just steals and murders?
Combine a Silverback gorilla and ten Brock Lesnars. Then we can finally end those retarded threads.
>>681123745
Oh now that's just silly!
>>681122093
Chimps (cause theyre aggressive as fuck, strong and social)
Mixed with ants, breed like fuck, hivemind, exoskeleton, giant queen chimp ant
>>681124339
>>681124684
you might be retarded
>>681122789
They dont need stronger jaws. They can already bite your fucking head off. I would say it would add more back protection with the spikes, but that is it.
>>681125237
If wiping out humanity is the goal, only x+mosquito can be the answer. Mosquitoes are responsible for roughly 50% of all human deaths throughout the history of mankind.
>>681125470
Na dude, they know what they're doing.
The cuckoo lays its eggs in other nests, so when those hatch, they know to chuck out the other eggs to have all the food for itself
cat with my waifu (catgirl) =catfu
>>681124684
That qualifies into survival too. They fight for the survival of the fittest.
>>681125641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1WccH2_YM
>>681122093
Piranhas mixed with house flies.
Piranha mentality of attacking pray in groups as well as piranha head. Flie size, body and ability to spread diseases and breed in swarms.
>>681125639
The disease they carry is responsible.
I think a virus hybrid would be the worst.
>>681123395
What game?
Pic related gave me nightmares when I was a kid. I could imagine myself running into a wall to kill myself like that other guy in the movie did when one got under his skin.
Wasp+hummingbird. If these existed i would fucking kill myself. Not enough damage to kill, but enough stings to hurt like a bitch all the fucking time. Also, fast as fuck.
>>681125263
Mix a blue whale with a leatherback turtle
Those fuckers have scary throats
A giant human size spider with a human brain/intelligence and human hands on its front two legs
mosquito and pidgeon
>>681122093
Feminist Pubic Lice
what is this fucking thread, nightmare's for furries???
Songbird body with Howler Monkey head
For those who work night-shifts and don't get to bed until 5am
>>681125658
I had a fight with a fucking egg once.
>>681125791
Impossible creatures
>>681124777
I would have to move if one came arounds. Just dogs barking all fucking night.
piranha head on cheetah body, and a scorpion tail and make them swarm like fire ants.
>>681125788
That's like saying a snake is not what's dangerous, it's the venom.
It's not wrong, but at the end of the day, the snake did kill you.
I think if something could give the mosquito more survivability, or generally let it spread all over the world, it would kill all humans.
a flying spider, barn owl with a tarantula, size of rottweiler..
>>681125776
The whole idea of pirrahna being as vicious as they're portrayed is a myth; they normally only eat animals that have already died.
Mantis Shrimp and roach.
/Thread
Spider Wasps... and i'm outta here
>>681126448
But the mosquito isn't deadly by itself.
>>681122093
>shark jellyfish
>WOLF RHINO
>>681126608
pistol shrimp and a chihuahua, those little fuckers are gona be shooting at everything.
>>681126664
No. Just like a venomous snake is not deadly without its venom.
But the mosquitoes have diseases and snakes have venom, so it doesn't matter.
>>681123745
That's awesome/horrific on a cartoony level.
Peregrine falcon and a islamist suicide bomber.
>>681126937
Snakes produce their own venom.
>>681127125
So what?
Bam. Game over.
>>681127173
a mosquito can't kill on its own but a snake can
>>681127173
Mosquitoes don't produce the virus. Are you this dumb?
>>681127173
So the venom is part of the snake. Mosquitoes spread disease they don't produce it.
Like fleas being responsible for the plague but as carriers.
>>681122790
>>681127289
Depends on your definition of "on your own", but i don't see how that matters. If you cross breeds, a mosquito wont simply lose its ability to carry diseases.
>>681123242
Maybe add shit to a tigger, they dont look as cool but they are a lot stronger
Realistically a threat to humanity:
Hummingbird body +
Venom glands/fangs of inland taipan snake
Helpful in a war against humanity:
Armadillo body +
Giant wings/eyes of an eagle +
Tail of a stego or alligator with scorpion pincers
Cheetah/Leopard body +
Tiger shark head +
Alligator scale mail
Rediculous:
Tusked Elephant body +
Brown snake instead of trunk +
Eagle eyes
>>681127428
Pretty cool, but it wouldn't be able to eat anything wider than the space between the tusks.
>>681127354
I know they don't.
Are you this dumb?
Cheetah with a wasps stinger. That fucking evil venom that you cant outrun.
>>681123396
What we should do is crossbreed niggers with watermelons and let the problem solve itself.
>>681123396
underrated
cobra and an elephant
>>681127365
And?
If you cross breeds, you think a mosquito won't carry diseases anymore?
Seriously, this discussion...
Rhino and killer bee
>>681122596
Oh no. It was man the whole time.
The scary door.
KANGAROOS CROSSED WITH BEARS
shit would crash through your window at 1 am and maul you to death
>>681127497
You'd still need a deadly enough disease and diseases generally peter out to a stable deadliness or disappear completely as nature reaches a balance.
>>681122415
ability to swim
stealth
>>681127513
What about a creature with the purpose of being generally annoying but not a threat?
A Tazmanian Devil and a Honey Badger!
>>681127027
What if instead we fuse the suicide bomber with the Kool Aid man? He'd bust into bunkers and blow up armies.
>>681127812
If you could spread malaria all over the world at once, humanity would die
>>681127497
This is not really related to the thread and im not denying that a mosquito can carry diseases but I was just saying that a mosquito needs to get the disease somewhere.
If you breed mosquitoes in a closed enviroment where they can't get diseases they wont be able to kill where as the snakes produce their own venom
tl;dr snakes are lethal, mosquitos need assistance to be lethal
>>681125535
preying nigger
>>681122093
you mean a mosquito that spreads lethal diseases isnt the most horrible creature ever?
I win.
/thread
>>681127679
That would be the equivalent of putting a thumbtack on a bee body. Or do you mean a rhino sized bed?
>>681128276
I kek'd.
>>681128086
But why would you breed them in a closed environment?
>>681128105
Inspired by this thread post your answer
>>681122093
ITT: people who dont know about pic related
>>681128393
just an example dont actually do it it creates mustard gas
>>681122093
Elephant and a scorpion
>>681128525
Out of all the combos, that's what the creators decided to go with on the cover?
Cheeta bee, beeta? Weird cat honey. Sky Death by meow face.
Honey badger and bear. Just like a much bigger honey badger. Sure there are tougher animals but they have no retreat function. They are 100% fuck you up.
>>681127769
Like an regular bare?
>>681128651
>>681128651
ikr, not the only reason rare got bought out, but a big one lol
>>681122093
Anyone who eats unnecessary meat
>>681128575
Yeah ok. I agree, don't breed mosquitoes in a closed environment if you wanna make the most lethal animal.
Elephant slug.
>>681122093
How is mosquito bedbug not the obvious choice here?
>>681122093
Half fish-half mermaid.
Bottom have of a mermaid spliced with the top have of a fish. 2spoopy
>>681128953
Oh that is good actually
>>681125623
The gator tail is a very powerful muscle, so that give it a new weapon
Also I'd wager that a gator skull with scales is tougher than a bear head.
anaconda + centipede
lets just add a hundred legs to a big healthy anaconda yo
>>681122093
Cat + cat
>>681122611
>deep water
topkek
>>681127513
>Rediculous:
Tusked Elephant body +
Brown snake instead of trunk +
Eagle eyes
tardigrade combined with feminazi
bassicly immortal+ can almost destroy all life on earth by removing the male part of all living things
>>681122093
Harold would fuck that thing up faggit
>>681128030
Honey Badger dudn't give a shit
nigger + pigeon
best beggar ever
It would be some kind of human, but dark or something like this.
It would attack women at night and steal your bike when you don´t watch.
>>681128086
>>681128235
Give them the snakes venom gland so they can create their own venom and every time they feed they also poison their target. Also splice in the Bottlefly that lay their eggs in the flesh of dead organisms that feed the new larvae. Mankind would be fucked.
sea lamprey + lungfish lungs + stonefish barbs + blue crab legs/carapace
Good luck escaping via boat with fachuggers errywhere
>>681128040
If a snake could bite everyone we'd die even quicker.
>>681128525
genuinely fun game, great concept for rts. it had similar problems to spore in the customization dept tho. unlimited choice aint always good
>made bumblebee gorillas erry time
>>681129533
ayy my neger
wish >>681129533
there were still online communities, its actually pretty well balanced since everyone is equally broken
>not zergrushing straight up hornets/bees
>>681122093
Sharks in a sharknado are more evil and capable of killing than this.
>>681129397
EESH that's creepy. What about those wasps that insert nodes into the brains of dead insects and control them like zombies? Walking maggot incubators riddled with venom.
Jew and a nigger
Oh wait...
>>681128525
They played that on steam train actually. Rather entertaining.
Sorry to keep you waiting cunts
I present to you, the TARDI-HUMAN (Tardigrade + Human)
imagine a human being that can survive the Vaccum of space, past the boiling point of water, a toxic environment full of poisonous gasses such as sulfur, arsenic and mercury and even being able to withstand the radiation of a nuclear meltdown. this being will be able to survive at absolute zero and be able to hibernate in a cryosporatic state that keeps them suspended for over 120 years or more.
this creature will utterly and completely destroy and conquer everything. it cannot be stopped
>>681129457
Time has proven mosquitoes most efficient at spreading its shit, so that would be my first pick, but if you could make snakes more efficient somehow, then go for it. Though it's easier to defend yourself against snakes, and they're more detectable.
>>681129723
Someone call George Romero
A hippopotamus with a great white sharks head.
>>681129723
>those wasps that insert nodes into the brains of dead insects and control them like zombies
Say what?! That's a real thing?!
>>681124485
you should say MOST animals, there are still a fuckton that are just vicious pricks or kill for really horrible reasons (male lions will kill cubs if their mothers arent putting out then go ream her out with chunks of her dead child still between his teeth, alpha as fuck)
>>681129824
Instead, it will kill itself from depression or from eating too much cake and white bread
>>681122093
A nigger and the brain of a white person
>>681129397
>>681129723
This idea so far seems like the most effective not only physically but on a terror response/psychological level. Walking undead hives containing a venomous swarm.
>>681122093
bird + snake
/thread
>>681126100
>>681129824
if only it weren't microscopic
>>68112209
This is coming from a place full of dangerous shit
cheetah cross funnel web spider
>I win
>>681130232
>inb4 Michael Grant 'Gone' series
>>681129824
Seems more like the method by which humans would use genetics to survive an apocalypse rather than its engineer.
>>681129933
not croenenberg
your shit taste is showing
>>681130236
thats the point of crossing them with a human, to make them as big as us
>>681122093
Flying tick. Checkmate.
Rhino Cheetah. Rhino hide covering something that runs at 60 MPH....goodluck
>>681130296
I'm an old school horror fan bro.
>>681130290
pretty much, these little bastards can take on anything really
cockroach mixed with chiuahua
>>681130290
Seems more like you need to get in to icelandic politics you upset little twelve year old
>>681130236
at best it'd be a geometric mean. so, like, 1.5in tall
Ooh, let me try too!
Carnivorous hippo.
>>681130410
chihuahua or whatever
>>681130448
if it were 1.5 inches tall it would be virtually indestructible, could probably survive a nuke
>>681130482
I'd keep one as a pet.
>>681122093
Jew nigger
>>681130393
romero aint old school, he just invented his own shit genre of horror. my niggas hitchcock, lugosi and price were old school
>>681130411
Lolwut? I mean when we start fucking with our own genes to the point where we're splicing in genes from other species, the tardigrade would be a valid choice to survive what the distant future has in store.
>>681130611
Dario Argento FTW
>>681130624
Splicing tardigrade species in future store genefucking pointy species
>>681130579
>not understanding how mass scales or why the tardigrades are so durable
>their size is necessary to retain toughness
>useless blob when scaled up
Angler Fish+Giant furry moth.
>>681130756
Laci greene + chimpanzee
>>681123120
>>681125518
>>681123120
>>681129736
>>681130146
>>681130585
Can someone please explain why this is funny?
>>681122093
dolphin and duck for the ultimate rape machine
>>681130833
it apparently is, if you're 12 and racial slurs haven't lot their novelty
Sword Fish + Peregrine Falcon. Imagine a 15ft saber with wings flying at you at 240 mph from above the clouds.
>>681129848
But why concentrate on the mosquito if it's not the deadly bit. It goes back to my original point that a hybrid virus would be worse than a hybrid mosquito.
>>681130217
Second; and not so hard to see actually occurring via genetic manipulation without being silly.
Can't remember it's name but there is a spider that lives in bananas and when it bites you it gives you a 4 hour long painfull erection mix it with mosquito holy shit
>>681130863
>not dolphin/african land snail for indestructible rape tank with poison tipped sperm harpoons
arthropod penises be fucked up
>>681130906
Imagine how quickly it would die after landing its first shot? Or for that matter if it missed its target and hit a tree or the ground or something.
Venus Fly Trap (the kind with pitchers with acid that slowly de solve prey) mixed with a giant squid.
>>681130894
>Reddit cuck detected
>>681131037
most hilarious random encounter event
>>681125639
How about a cold-climate mosquito that carries HIV? That would fuck things up.
>>681130833
I think it's the cross of white collar and blue collar crime.
>>681130938
Mosquitos that produce a psychotropic neurotoxin that make targets trip balls. Slower breakdown of society but fun to watch.
>>681124339
>>681125641
>>681124684
You're an absolute fucking idiot
The definition of murder is literally a human being ending the life of another human being on purpose
>>681131102
nope. I'm not afraid to say nigger. I just don't find the word by itself humorous. Because I'm not 12.
>>681126054
if it involves animals its about furries, right, you projecting fucking faggot??