Be honest, would you do me?
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Be honest, would you do me?
You have an asshole, don't you?
>>681119187
As long as you have a vigina, and are breathing, yes, I'd fuck you silly.
post nudes
>>681119187
I'd do you a favour and end your life.
Come on guys, don't be so rude!
>>681119187
give you a cheeseburger
>>681119526
nice cosplay but you being so thin cant be healthy
>>681119187
>>681119527
agreed. A couple of pies a day and you'd be good to go
I'll fuck you all day bby.
>>681119305
> breathing
Some people are just too picky
>>681119272
OOOOH KILLEM OOH KILLEM OOOOH
>>681119602
Actually make you eat the cheeseburger, not pretend to for a selfie.
And the eggs. All of them.
>>681119187
as long as you're a girl and identify as such, yes.
Also nice Pearl cosplay, tbh I'd do you in that too.
>>681119602
nice contacts and the food looks good too
do you do any more characters?
>>681120237
holy shit thats badass
I'll fuck you in those costumes
>>681119187
You need to eat a pan of brownies, put on a few pounds, and learn to love yourself.
>>681119187
sorry not gay
>>681119187
>>681119187
i would "do" you a favor and kill you
>>681119187
Let me rephrase the question:
Would I stick my dick in salt?
No.
>>681120320
I'd bang her like a drunken whore in this, but damn that lanky ass of hers freaks me out.
>>681119526
>>681119526
Stab yourself in the throat with a screwdriver and die choking on your own blood faggot.
That's totally you and not a picture that's been around for almost a year now lmao fuck off mate
Id lay you down by the fire after a romantic dinner, and kiss you on the cheek
This thread is pure cancer, i will an hero now
>>681120509
How about this one honey?
Lillith? If so I already did.
found her name, anyone care to know?
Also if you're wondering, female confirmed
or at least no presence of dick in any pics I've found
>>681120799
oh wait newest picture makes it an obvious no
>>681120473
pretty accurate
alright just show us your dick and move on.
>>681120770
id marry you, you look really cute
dont see a dick here peeps, what do you think?
Lmao found her twitter and looking at the photos it seams like she doesn't understand how to properly stand.
>>681121195
Retard legs is the new duck lips
honestly the more I find the cuter she is
i feel creepy for searching but to answer the question:
I would take her out on a date and be good to her THEN fuck her
>>681121283
It's like she's in a constant state of trying to regain balance.
Show us your dick
she's Tattobot btw
>>681121403
And dont forget to timestamp
Would you do me /b/?
>>681121440
But what about her sister?
>>681121563
Yes
>>681121586
Oh are you shitting me? I actually like that cosplayer, i didn't know she was related to that long faced thing.
>>681121366
worst girl
>>681120770
Why the long face?
I'd take you out to get Thai, then if you have a personality I'll think about going to Crown Candy with you..
>>681121817
Yep, they're related.
>>681119187
I don't do gays.
If you were a biologically certified natural woman, well, I'd happily do you.
ITS A FUCKING MAN YOU IDIOTS
>>681122353
prove it
>>681119187
provided you're not an underage b&, I would totally fuck you in the ass and then finish by giving you a piss enema.
>>681122353
>implying we didn't know that already
post dick
>>681119187
I'd hold your hand.
>>681120473
david, you are so gaysick that I'm ready to vomit
>>681119187
i would do pretty much anything that can look like that anyway so if you have a dick its actually kind of a plus.
>>681119187
swipe left
>>681121586
don't know who she is, but def would do too. Still would have first girl tho, she's just p darn cute to me, seems cool, and her light weight could make for lots of different positions n whatnot.
>>681119187
if by "do you" you mean stick my dick into your pussy ... then yes. Don't have pussy? well nope sorry ...
>>681122840
Her sister "zal"
>>681122669
a plus for your anus
>>681123118
what no that would be homosexual
>>681121563
Hey penis head. And no sorry.
>>681122969
thanks for the info friend, I'm putting this into the research folder. Your contribution is appreciated
I'd totally rape her on that Pearl costume while I was dressed as Steven.
>>681123349
Oh boy, wait until you find her nudes.
>>681123322
that fucking nipple
>>681120398
i am, still a pass tho
>>681123446
If I could shake your hand now I fucking would, the kindness of strangers never ceases to amaze me
>>681123802
No prob bob.
