Waifu Claiming thread
>Waifu Repossession edition
The rules are simple
>Drink alcohol
>Choose your 2d waifu
>Post your waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Do drugs
>Spike waifu is best waifu
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Most important: Have Fun!
Spike Spiegel
Shinoa claim
>>681117100
And dubs to cap it off.
You're on a roll
still here
>>681117069
Damn your fast
>smug claim
>>681112650
One baby is already enough for me
July 1st
But by that time we wont be doing anything important.
>>681113115
Its a job in a company that makes Websites.
and only reason that its because the guy who owns it owes me a thing or 2.
Net is being a real bitch right now.
Hello to everyone who i missed.
Claimed.
>>681116563
Could only imagine what would happen
>>681115891
Ooooo shit, that was sick haha
>>681116008
True haha, is it really? I looked kinda strange, isn't it supposed to mostly take place out at sea or somethin?
>>681116155
Hey! Im doing pretty good, how bout you?
>>681116404
Ah I see, well at least your feeling good now yeah? :)
>>681116409
A wine and cheese license? I didn't even know they made those haha, do you have any stories about obnoxious customers?
>>681116528
It kinda is, but thats probably because the ones who go to my stadium are gangsters so they act hardcore heh
>>681116563
Not down for the spidey
>>681116592
I got one more haha, Im actually running out though, need more pics
>>681116664
Imagination? But I get ya with the surrounded by dudes thing, nothing kills a boner like hearing other people around
>>681117310
Sounds like a kickass opportunity! When do you think youll take it?
Also caliming
>>681116777
Did you give her the chocolate?
>>681117294
Gotta be quick if you want to be the best.
>>681117456
I recall a certain picture.. and it was a bit like your cucumber.
But that's just what comes to mind.
What's your imagination say?
>>681117497
Yeah, big ones creep me the fuck out
eugh
>>681117497
Yeah just hungry and not sure if I should try to eat something
>>681117497
You said you don't listen to Hip Hop often, what do you usually listen to?
>>681117663
Same, the only ones I'm cool with are a pair of daddy long legs that have a system of webs throughout my room. They keep the other bugs out and I kill the bigger more threatening spideys that would hurt them
>>681117672
Well if you're hungry then eat something homie! Gotta keep yourself alive somehow heh
>>681117709
Heya! Hows it goin man?
>>681117672
I'll take your word for the comic.
>>681117497
I perfer a soviet theme. Heck I have USSR era dogtags. Jaja
>>681117709
Ayy!
>>681117497
Not really. I work at an winery, so the people who go there usual pay to be there. Most of them are presumptuous snobs, who automatically consider themselves more knowledgeable about the wine than me, the actual hostess.
>>681117709
Heyo! You just stopping by or are you here for now?
>>681117939
I like all kinda stuff, I listen to metal mostly because it gets me pumped but I like some hip hop, some more bay area/hyphy stuff
>>681117976
For real? Thats kickass! I like the USSR style as well but I gotta rep the German haha
time for class, goodbye friends.
>>681117663
cucumber as in penis right? And I imagine a nice relaxed evening
>>681117963
Yeah I guess. Ill go whip something up
>>681117976
I didnt know my word carried so much weight
>>681117963
And yes, well it's more of a certification than a license. I'm enjoying the chat, but I can barely stay awake. Have a good night, Koko.
>>681117497
That and you could get kicked out for sexual harresment or so other stupid reason
>>681117663
>tfw spike wasnt fast enough
>>681118055
>most of them are presumptuous snobs
Thats what I figured haha, I swear something about wine makes people think they're not alcoholics when they down bottles of it a night lol, have you had someone get too drunk before?
>>681117963
Just hanging around, what about yourself dude?
>>681118048
Yoo
>>681118109
I was posting a bit before, now I'm just kinda lurking around, playing some games and music.
How you going?
Haruhi claimed nigs
>>681118322
Hasta luego!
>>681118274
No problem. Here's a pic.
>>681117963
I could not live in austrailia with their planet sized spiders
They would all get shot, idc if they were on my tv
get
shot
>>681118336
Relaxed, huh? I suppose. Bring some beers, cigs and go out on the river. Show you some of the gorgeous spots around here
Make you feel uncmfortable a little by hitting on you
>>681118369
Wait, what? I was fast enough! What are you talking about?
>>681118600
Erm, thanks for changing my pic I guess.
>>681118693
wrong karen
>>681118336
Tons.....
>>681118600
Ayy lamo
>>681118322
Later Karen! Have a great day :)
>>681118336
Do it friend
>Didn't know my word carried so much weight
of course it does! Your a fekin legend m8
>>681118351
No worries man! Have a good sleep :)
>>681118369
True, Im actually kinda scared of stuff like that. I mean one wrong thing said and it could be my job, especially with my autistic ass haha
>>681118820
>could not live in austrailia
>austrailia
Don't know that place kek.
Nah, come down have a good time.
>Don't go to the cities
They are shithouse
>>681118600
>dub check
Just finishing a quiz while listening to some of the Souls OSTs. I'm doing it longer than I should
>>681118847
No, it's you Lebo Karen! I can tell now.
It's the tit monster!
Only dubs can kill it.
Quick, someone roll dubs!
>>681118600
Daayyuumm are those all your tinder chicks? When I was on Tinder all I got was bots haha
>>681118677
Hows it goin nig?
>>681118693
Those are badass! Whered you get em?
>>681118820
Oh fuck I feel you with that one. 12ga to every bug that came in my house if I lived in AUS
>>681118847
Well shit now Im confused haha
>>681119193
What the hell?....
>>681119193
>>681117497
I'm glad to hear it! I'm doing good n_n was kinda busy today though...
>>681117233
Let's go for it again!!
Kongou claimed!
>>681119193
What the fuck is that. sauce?
>roll
>>681118820
THEN WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND SPIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
>>681118899
Ya and it gets real hard to hold your tonuge for 2 months
My dog tags
Really kills me that I couldn't make it through basic
>>681119240
From the Ukraine. Couldn't pass up the offer.
>>681119193
Too much titty!
>>681119373
We need those dubs
Where are they?!
>>681119389
>Space Dandy
>>681119193
Dear God
>>681119428
>Not ready for these feels
Wew
don't worry guys, I got it.
>>681118820
I dislike rivers. Just something about them
>>681118899
what nah
Kinu/Selkie claim. Also, I'm drunk enough to be posting here.
>>681119571
Thank you!
>>681119373
Nice! Busy days can be pretty nice, any annoying customers?
>>681119428
I didn't know they put religious preference on dog tags?
>>681119446
Do you collect em or something? Got anything else USSR?
>>681119466
U KILLED IT
>>681119598
Jesus, what? There are gorgeous spots around here
I guarantee you wouldnt hate it
>>681119643
>>681119691
I got you covered, my waifu's
>>681119691
Neither did i until we all got ours
Probably has something to do for when we die in battle
I wanted mine changed to no religious preference
>>681119509
Its the feels no one wants but everyone needs
>>681119598
Psh, as if, after the pics you made for me and others? Definitely solidified your status here
>>681119642
>drunk enough to be posting here
What you drinkin on friend?
>>681119466
I'm sorry let me try again! We can't always get dubs like you!!
>>681119691
Annoying? Not really.. some kid came in and put black ops 3 on the table all nonchalantly and i said "I need your parent or guardian in here to buy this for you buddy" and so he was like "Oh.. okay..." and called his mom in who then proceeded to yell at him for trying to buy "that damn game again"
>>681119691
No, only those. I'm planning to get a USSR fur hat. Got anything German related? Besides pics.
>>681116260
yeah but my way is better
>>681116664
<3 thanks bbi
>>681117497
the first season they were in a fenced off area of LA being guarded by an army unit. but they did like this soft intro to the apocalypse by showing people getting rekt and everyone thinking it was like meth heads robbing people.
>>681119925
Yeah, it took me a second to get it after you capspammed me
....
I couldn't let my waifu's down with th titty monster.
I'm not losing another one
>>681119963
Like me? Hah! I'm usually one off. Once you got here, I started gettin lucky
You're my charm, darlin'
>>681117069
op is a faggot. literally.
(cowboy bebop is god tier tho)
I have returned from the world of shitty net.
What's going on?
>>681119947
Just a little bourbon... I think I've had 3/4 of the bottle. Cheers!
>>681119870
Fa sholey boboley
>>681119925
That makes sense
>Feels no one wants but everyone needs
The batman of feels?
>>681119963
>That damn game again
Hahaha, I can imagine it now. I remember when a friend and I wanted to get MW3 he was just underage so we had to call his mom, then the guy started to say to his mom "They cuss like marines..LIKE ME" (he wasn't anything like anyone who was in the military, let alone a marine) So my friend gave the typical, "I don't even play single player!" haha
>>681120051
I would love one of those fur hats haha, I don't really have much, other then a couple shot glasses and a book on my german sides family history
>>681120291
Oh shit, that sounds pretty raw actually
Also kek at the pic
>>681120407
>>681120407
Literally not even a faggot
Mostly retarded, but thanks for noticing me.
And you are?
>>681119870
As long as there isnt any mountains
>>681119947
Dont make me laugh those were so bad. I cringe evertime i see one knowing I could have done so much better
>>681120451
Other than killing a breast monster, it's the norm.
>>681120387
>usually one off
>is actually one off
Tru
>>681120451
Heya! Nothin much, just a cozy thread. Spike just got called out for being a feg though
>>681120454
Nice! The only times I get bourban is when my brother in law breaks it out. Other then that its rum for me. Cheers friend! How are you feelin?
>>681120387
>usually one off
I'm sorry hun i'll try to help you out more next time >~<
>>681120489
Haha I mean don't get me wrong I try not to judge and whatnot but sometimes there's kids not even in highschool trying to buy these hella violent games and there parents just don't care. it makes me sad.
>>681120489
Not bad. Nothing Nazi related I assume.
>>681117069
>waifu claimer
>posts a pic of a straight male husubandu
gay und queer
>>681120778
Eh, I've been better. But without alcohol, I could've been a lot worse. What about you?
>>681118894
Yoo
>>681119003
What kinda quiz?
>>681119240
Heh.
Don't worry about it famery
All chill
>>681120655
No mountains, but there are bluffs around here. We can avoid those.
You're still hittin up the rivers. No sign that humans have set foot there. Too relaxing
>>681120778
>mentions being one off
>is one off
Such is the way of gets.. fickle fuckers
>>681120830
Such a doll. I dont need the gets, though. Waifu's are enough for me
On bbi where the deer are.. theyre literally prancing circles around me.
>>681120667
Breast monster?
>>681120778
Seems normal.
>>681120830
Hey Carbou
How are you doing today?
Think im gonna go watch anime and try to stay up 36 hours
>>681120489
i have a bunch of operator chan pictures. i even have a patch.
>>681120655
That pic always makes me laugh haha. and everybody cringes at what they make, its just human nature, but its the fact that you actually did it that counts. Not many anons that are down to do that and your one of em :D
>>681120830
True, I know when I was growing up my parents only really cared about nudity type stuff. But then again back then games weren't as violent heh
>>681120853
Sadly no, I really like Nazi stuff, not because Im a hardcore racist or anything. Just find it fascinating, Hitler definitely had style haha
>>681120970
>Without alcohol I could've been alot worse
Fuck friend, don't get too close to how I feel haha. But your right, things could always be worse. Im doing pretty good. What were you up too today?
>>681121128
Here >>681119193 >>681119466
>>681120830
Carbou?
Wait, your name's Carbou?
>>681121049
Yay n_n I hate the feeling of letting people down..
>>681121128
I would play this game with you but there's like nothing to change syndra to that I can think of....
>>681121359
Idk I think games were more violent.. like for example CoD WaW you got a LOT more violence in that then you would in a CoD game now..
>>681121359
Not too much. I do customer service, so you can imagine how shitty my days can be. At least tonight I have my faithful bourbon to keep me company. Glad to hear (read) you're doing alright!
Forever my waifu, if Western animation counts in this
Alright i'm off to bed, goodnight friends.
>>681121603
No my name is not Carbou =~= Im Kongou! KONGOU.
>>681121702
Goodnight! sleep well
>>681121040
>famery
A rare mix of black and jap! haha, so who is your most likely bet on that Tinder conquest of yours?
>>681121049
FUCK, WHY DO THE GET GODS HATE ME
>>681121128
True, but is it ever any different?
>>681121183
36 hours? Whats the occasion?
>>681121328
>porn crate
Thats classic man, I think I've seen your patch before, it was pretty badass haha,
I guess her because she isn't a nutcase like Anna
>>681121717
Carbon?
>>681121183
Thats a good plan
>>681121604
Well that disappointing
But im sure you can think of something Kangaroo.
>>681121359
Can agree as well. It's just some people gave it a bad meaning.
>>681121654
i didn't really watch ben10 but there is more r34 of her then like any other character.
>>681121824
idk if i posted the operator chan one. i posted the night 9 one.
>>681121834
>>681121871
NOO. K O N G O U
>>681121040
Just a biology quiz. Failed a good number of my classes early on in high school because I did jack shit so I'm redoing em. Just finished it too. Now I get to relax and do threads.
>>681121717
Heyo Pongo
>>681121654
>crops image
>doesnt bother to erase other bullshit
That's an awful crop chop, just sayin
>>681121717
Oh.. well, then my comic doesnt fit as well
Oh well. Still got your gorgeous ass around
>>681121702
See you later, cowgirl
sweet nightmares
>>681121824
They envy your tits and snow white eyebrows!
>>681121918
Ok, well.. keep it clean
>>681121910
Do you, uh... want out of those ropes?
>>681121830
That pic though.....
>>681121049
Sounds alright I guess
>>681121359
Im sure you could find someone thats more bored than me
>>681121824
Its 5am and i cant become a robot so i have to take control of my life
>>681121959
Spango?
>>681122051
fuck you i do as i want.
>>681122051
I'm fine. Thanks though!
>>681121959
Calm down Rango
>>681122032
Something wrong Dongo?
>>681122057
That's why Ayame is my waifu dawg
>>681122191
>>681122051
or should i put you on blast?
>>681121604
Oh shit that's true, I actually never realized that, why is that? What happened?
>>681121627
Oh really? You get any bitchy customers today?
>>681121654
You are welcome friend
>>681121702
Goodnight Red! Sleep well :)
Lucina claimed forever, fuck you all.
>>681122051
Hehe and it isn't going anywhere!
>>681122176
>>681122258
>>681122309
YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN
>>681122398
I think because they realized most of their audience was below the actual age of 18 so they toned it down. less graphic things = more parents buying their kids the game which = more $
>>681122311
Understandable. So how are ya?
>>681122398
Yeah... As always. I hate my job, but it pays the bills, y'know?
>>681122560
Sowry Kaskou
>>681122355
On blast?
>>681122560
It's goin somewhere!
Right in the immediate vicinity of myself
>>681122522
Got moar Lucina pics?
>>681121830
Thats true, even if Anna is hotter
>>681121910
Thats true, I actually learned once that Hitler chose a uniform that was really shitty at dealing with Russian winters when he decided to turn on Russia simply because they looked nicer. Contributing to them losing for sure haha
>>681121918
Shit I don't know if i've seen either of those actually haha
>>681121959
Kongo?
>>681122051
Tru, they are pretty nice
>>681122096
Well shit IM more bored then you Im sure haha
>>681122170
Psh, puss
>>681122560
Many apologizes Bongos
>>681122170
That sounds like you need some GLORIOUS EVOLUTION
>>681122636
I have class in an hour and a half. I should be sleeping but I'm shitposting. Plz help
>>681122522
Well dubs confirm, its forever. Hows it goin?
>>681122560
That makes sense, but then why keep the M rating?
>>681122668
I feel that, gotta get that money as always haha, You got any stories of the bitchiest people?
>>681122883
Jaja The more you know.
>>681122883
>>681122981
Cant be a robot if im not allowed to live at home
>>681122757
Fufufu you'd have to move it there yourself then!
>>681122883
Don't encourage them!
>>681122981
>>681122723
you aren't even close anymore T_T
>>681123071
I don't think the fans woulds take it very well if they changed it to T. Have a lot of grown men irrationally upset.
So I'm starting to watch more and more anime and my gf hates it. Should I just kill her and go 2D?
>>681123337
>Should I just kill her and go 2D?
you make it seem like an actual question
>if it isn't obvious just kill her
Lain? Gimme
>>681122995
Posting over sleeping, have you even got any sleep? I suggest some strong coffee, or an energy drink.
>>681123224
Then again fapping would end so robot it out.
>>681123237
I'm sorry Kongou I was Wrongou about your name
>>681123337
Do it quick. 2D is best D
Went to bed around 11:30pm and here I am fully awake at 4:53am unable to sleep and I don't know know why. But I will say good morning! :D
>>681123518
I got like 6 hours. Not bad, I just gotta make it through class and work and I'm off tomorrow. Wish me luck
>>681123008
>sneeky breeki
lost
>>681123479
>>681123667
Your wish is my command
>>681123733
Heyo Shinoabro.
>>681122883
how can you be sure
>>681123008
Oh shit, I only saw the "Night time is the right time one" I loke all those though!
>Sneaki Breeki
You meme loving fuck haha
>>681123237
Whatcha gon do bout it? and thats true, can't please everyone so best to keep it in the middle haha
>>681123337
Kill her
>>681123733
Dubs confirm, your up for life
>>681123746
Good luck!
>>681123862
Morning shinoa anon what's up?
>>681123957
Oh shit! :O lol what's up koko?
kyo-chan is the only waifu i need
>>681123667
I... I don't know if that's better..
>>681123957
I'll fight you! 1v1 me..!
>>681123237
Close enogh Knoguo
>>681121824
All of them
>>681124146
Got my day done and just chatting here. Might sleep in an hour or so.
>>681124159
>I actually know this one fuck
I'll post this here.
I find it comical.
>Sanae
>>681123894
I can't, but I feel it. In my bones
>>681124146
Nothin much, haha, just chillin before bed, What you got planned for today?
>>681124159
If ya like dudes ye
>>681124164
Skrub, Ill let you pick time and place!
>>681124219
SLAYER OF PUSS haha
>>681124490
>L
>O
>S
>T
Morning mates
>>681124174
I guess I can deal with that
>>681124531
Uh.. let's go. 4pm. after school.
>>681124490
The kek is undeniable.
>>681124164
I at least told you I was wrong. Even if I did do a shit tier pun
>>681124677
Hows it goin crazy eyes?
>>681124683
Dood! You know that's when my mom picks me up...jerk
>>681124677
Ayyyy
>>681124743
But puns are almost as bad in themselves =~=
>>681124841
It's because you're a chicken! What's next gonna tell on me?? hmm?
>>681124888
>tripz
>>681124531
anyways got any plans
>>681124888
Chek'd
>>681124934
NO Im not scared a no girl >:c
>>681124346
Lol you should since it's like 3 am over there. Is this everyone around this time?
>>681124490
Fucked up but funny
>>681124531
Usual school, work, come back home and get some more sleep because being fully energized this early is not a good sign right?
>>681124592
I love this gif and the caption. It flows so well together
>>681124934
Burning love
>shinoa bro