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Sup /b/. I got a 14 year old pregnant. Wat do?
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Sup /b/. I got a 14 year old pregnant. Wat do?
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Is it legal for you to continue having sexuals with that young girl?
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Sounds like something my brother would do. Lmao
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Abortion pill, your fault for being a shithead and not buying the plan B pill.

Also, pics.
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>>681116016
do not pass go
do not collect $200
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>>681116100
If it were, would I be on 4chan asking for advice?
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>>681116016
how old are you?
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>>681116182
Lmao
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>>681116016
are you even legally allowed to sleep with her bro?
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>>681116182
Lmao
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I believe a clean, solid Falcon punch is in order.
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>>681116182
Lmao
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>>681116232
under normal circumstances I'd say preg sex. Does she think she's in love with you
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if this is what I think it is, you fucked up
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let her drink bleach, post the results
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>>681116417
Yes, she does.
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>>681116295
This
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>>681116238
19
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>>681116524
I mean she got no choice, more pics
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Quit your bitchin Ricky and take care of Amy before Ben hits on her.
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>>681116615
Well either go for abortion, or do research on abortion pill. Next time, have a plan b pill when you're not planning on pulling out
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>>681116524
Do her parents know/ like you? If they don't then you might be going away for a while, unless they want you to raise the brat
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>>681116016
Well might as well post her nudes too, what do u got to lose.
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>>681116825
Her parents don't know I've been fucking their daughter.
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>>681116016
wait 6 months
>fuck prego pussy
>suck prego tities
>cum on prego belly
>baby comes out nigger anyway
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lol you're fucked OP, have fun in the pokey faggot
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post her nudes
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>>681116016
Prepare for prison life.
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>>681116972
See
>>681116969
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>>681116016
A swift punch to the womb. Or just ask to have sex again and when she spreads those legs smack a coat hanger in there.
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kick a broken beer bottle up her cervix
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>>681116016
Keep fucking it while it's tight. Dump it after the third trimester.
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>>681116972
You're royally fucked. Sorry man
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>>681117112
>>681117187
seems like solid advice.
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>>681117226
Fuck.
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try to be there for the child, and treat the mother like a princess. maybe some bottle mineral water, a footrub, one of those foot baths. a cute idea would be to make her a little goodie bag or gift basket with hand crafted construction paper animals and roses. maybe some candy if shes got a sweet tooth and some bibs and onsies for the baby. or you could make a group SMS chat on your cell phone with her girlfriends/friends/family and ask what she likes. can't go wrong with licorice though, just dont eat too much! cavities and what not you know?
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>>681116993
Kek
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>>681116972
Yikes. Enjoy prison.
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kys
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>>681117364
Top kek
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>>681116182
Lmao
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>>681117319
I was in your shoes once too man, but she was faking the pregnancy because she actually wanted to get pregnant and where I am the age was legal. I didn't stand for it, you gotta be proactive about this.
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>>681117364
i'm out
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Guess I should've stuck to cumming in her ass like she likes.
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blame it on the dog

no matter what happens, stick to your story:

the dog did it
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>>681116016
>kill her
>remove head & hands
>burn the rest
>???
>profit
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>>681117364
Optimism won't help here. America's shit laws would fuck both of them over. Might as well shoot up a preschool and a double homicide since there's nothing else left to do.
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Have you ever seen the film Fast Times At Ridgemont High?
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>>681117834

a little optimism goes a long way! even in sticky situations.
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>>681118288
stickyness is how OP got into his situation in the first place
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>>681116016
Nice! I've always secretly wanted to knock up a teenager. 13-16 would be ideal imho.
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>>681117834
>>681118288

e.g when my wife passed away from leukemia (god bless you Chery) I planted a garden in her memorial and sure enough within just a few months to a year it was growing like crazy. and I know what you're thinking, you'll all goof on me for not having a green thumb (cheryl said the same thing!) but the fact that these clumsy claws could grow squat let alone squash is a modern day miracle!
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The bitch is 14. You should be able to easily pressure her into an abortion, then ditch that shit. Just get her to believe a baby will make her parents hate her and kick her out. She has a idiot brain, use that to your advantage
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>>681118462
is this a new form of troll emerging?
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>>681118574
I wish I didn't have to. Truth be told, if I wasn't going to get legally fucked in the ass for it, I'd be fine with her having my kid.
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>>681116016
give her the pill then fucking ghost. cause youre going to jail otherwise dude :/ better hope you got enough money to leave your home and job
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>>681118884
Man, it's not an ass fucking heading your way, it's an ass rending. If you don't fix this shit, you might as well kill yourself, because life will be over for you by the time the long arm of the law is through with you. Once your on that list, you ain't coming off. You've fucked up, the question is, who suffers for it. You, or her? Either fuck up her head, or kys
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>>681116016
an hero. preferable to what'll happen to you if you go to prison.
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>>681119426
Guess I'll force her to get an abortion. Too bad, really. I've only been fucking her for a few months, since a little while before her birthday.
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>>681118462
Rip Chery. You will be missed.
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>>681117756
this. also dump head and hands out of state
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>>681119649
I mean i dont wanna judge if you wanna fuck a 14yo and she wants that too... hell fuck da shit outta her...
But u were fucking for months and didnt think about a pill or a condom or even better anal...?
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>>681118338
lol'd
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>>681118884
She's not ready for a baby, anon.

Real talk here; no memery. She needs Plan B or an abortion. She isn't going to want it, unless she's smart. Her head is filled up right now with all sorts of lovely romantic ideas and fantasies about you two running away together or some shit.

If you love her, and if she loves you, she CAN NOT have this child.
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Next time try anal
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>>681120020
I usually fucked her in the ass. Used a condom most of the time when I fucked her pussy too. Only takes once though I guess.

>>681120095
I fucked her in the ass a lot, actually.

>>681120049
Good point
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>>681116016
Next time don't fuck a person underage
you done goofed nigger
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>>681116392
A little late there m8?
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>>681116016
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>681120324
underage chicks are hot
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Might as well post nudes since you are fucked
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>>681120380
huh?
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>>681120497
this
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>>681120497
My penis can only get so erect
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>>681120547
>She allready looks like she's on her 8th month
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>>681117364
Hahahahahaha you made me laugh on monday, faggot
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Only one solution to this problem you must join the nights watch
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>>681120933
>can't even into Knights
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>>681116016
>> 14 year old pregnant
>>Only takes once though I guess.

This reminds me of something that happened recently

>Be me at a clients house as an exterminator
>They've had some nasty roach problems in the past and insane spider infestation
>How this is possible is beyond me but the previous owners of the house were hoarders so go figure
>Anyways its a big family of Puerto Ricans
>Get relatively close to them because they're regulars and I have other services for them and I got them hooked up with a sweet 5 star hotel deal when we tented their house
>Be one beautiful sunny day about 11:00am
>Taking a quick break and playing with one of the little muchkins and bullshitting with her mother (sexy fucking milf)
>When out of nowhere the little sister who just turned 15 comes crying down stairs
>"WHY AREN'T YOU AT SCHOOL??"
>Then comes this other guy who looks about 24 chases after her
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! HOW DID YOU GET IN THIS HOUSE!?"
>She has me tackle the dude who isn't much older than me but I'm bigger
>"WHO ARE YOU AND YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW BEFORE I CALL MY DAD AND BROTHERS TO COME KICK YOUR ASS"
>"NO MAYA DON'T HURT HIM HES MY BABY DADDY"
>Silence
>Cue my milf yelling and talking shit and slapping the shit out of her sister and the guy in spanish
>"I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE YOU FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER"
>"WAIT WAIT WAIT PLEASE"

Cont'd ending
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>>681120843
She's not that far along yet. Just an odd picture angle.
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>>681116016
Can't do shit now that you told the fbi.
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>>681120477
As soon as I find out they are underage I drop then like a burnt out smoke.
I dont want to go to prison.
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>>681121206
so you've fucked some underage chicks before?
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>>681116016

be a man and make an honest woman of her.

marry her and provide for her and the baby.

raise the kid to be useful to the society that he grows up in and share good, strong, manly, and good moral values with him if he's a boy.

but if you have a girl you need to fuck her as soon as she's old to take your dick. fuck that shit hard before some fucking faggot kid comes along and gives you a grand kid with faggy genes and fucks up your gene pool.

godspeed anon. godspeed.
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>>681116016
fall down some stairs
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Heh, I'm pretty sure I knocked up a few underage sluts when I was out of the country for a few weeks a couple years ago. A 13 year old and two 14 year olds. Feels good m8.
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Can somebody please explain to me what the appeal of a underage girl is? I would much rather fuck a hot milf, (apart from obvious reasons) they are experienced and can make it more pleasurable.
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>>681121137

>They start arguing with eachother in spanish
>"NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL JUST TELL MY DAD I WON'T CALL THE POLICE"
>"MAYA PLEASE NOOO"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP ELISA YOU THINK JUST CAUSE YOU HAD A BIG ASS QUINCE YOU THE SHIT NOW?? FUCK UP BITCH"
>Turns out the guy was talking to her since she was 14 and hes somewhat connected to the family because he knows one of the aunts and they met at a party
>Guy is trying to bargain his life and says he'll kill himself etc
>I'm just restraining the guy as all this is happening
>"MAYA WE'RE GOING TO ABORT IT I'M ONLY 2 MONTHS ANYWAYS"
>Silence again
>"OK YOU'VE GOT 4 WEEKS TO GET RID OF IT OR I'M GOING TO TELL PAPI"
>Guy argues saying he wants to keep it and its a sin to abort
>"WELL TOO BAD CREEP PRO-CHOICE IN THIS HOUSE"
>"I'd rather go to jail then than you abort my baby, I LOVE HER AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER"
>They go into another argument because Maya was a teen mother as well
>To extent Elisa wants to keep it too
>"OK FINE WE'LL JUST GET DADDY INVOLVED THEN"
>MFW the brothers and dad including the uncles and nephews fucked that guy up so bad they broke ribs and snapped all his left hand fingers one at a time and gave him two choices either go to jail or submit to the families will and needs until the child is born and that he go back to Puerto Rico after the baby is born and never come back

but he will get the chance to see the kid.
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>>681121701
Did the same thing when I was in Thailand. Russians love to vacation in Thailand.
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>>681121978
I can't really put it into words. There's just something hot about fucking a girl so young. The fact that it's illegal helps too.
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>>681121978

can someone explain to me what the appeal of an apple is? i would much rather eat an orange. they are citrusy and leave a nice fresh acidic taste on your tongue.

>same shit nigger.
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>>681122133
I've been thinking a lot about it lately. I kind of want to do it again, though I don't know exactly where I'd go this time. I want to go and try to do it to as many chicks around that age as I can.
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>>681122133

i heard that was an urban myth. that it happened before, but now it doesnt.
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Happened to me... Sucks with no way out.. You are so fucked.
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>>681121491
No I make sure before I get serious with anybody that they are of age. I aint a fucking idiot like OP
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>>681122343
Go to central america. lots of cumming inside the girl. Give a fake name and move on within a week.

>>681122368
Are talking about child prostitutes? They're still there, but I was talking about the Russian tourists. Thailand is a family vacation spot for Russians.
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>>681122292
What I'm trying to get at is why is fucking an underage girl so hot?
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>>681116195
>UNDERRATED POST
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>>681116016
build a nursery extension to the rape dungeon
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>>681122674
Oooh, good call. Could probably find a lot of underage chicks there. I really want to find another couple 13 year olds to fuck/knock up.
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>>681122688

who the fuck knows. but its probably because the illicitness of the act enhances sexual pleasure for the older person. likewise, if you're into older women, the fact that the woman is older provides the same kind of sexual euphoria for the younger person.

stripping all morality and social conditioning away, it appears that the only normal things about sex is that everyone likes and gets off to different things.

but thats just my humble opinion.
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>>681122688
Just guessing but first there or close to first
If you're the first yoy get that virginity hold on a chick
Less chance of stds
Raging hormones so lots of sex
Tight as hell and more willing to experiment under pressure
Thrill from fucking illegally
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>>681116182
Oaml
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>>681123127
They're definitely more willing to experiment. Every underage girl I've fucked has let me put it in her ass with a little bit of pressure, among other things.
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Well to each to their own. I guess I could be called a freak by people for liking latex and shit
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>>681116016
an hero pedofag
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>>681116016
Get her an abortion. Pay her off. Leave the state and start over. Hope she forgets all about you.
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>>681116016
Anything can be forgiven through our lord and saviour.
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>>681124993

explains about them priests eh?
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