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NZ THREAD ANZAC DAY EDITION
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NZ THREAD

ANZAC DAY EDITION
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HEY FUCKERS, I SEE 8 PEOPLE. SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
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Happy anzac day.
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>Christchurch

Still here
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East auckland reporting in. Howdy fuckers
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The GoT premiere was pretty boring.
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>>681112974
Name/city?
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havn't seen any kiwi tits in a while, anyone willing to fix that?
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R I T A N O N
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Dunners reporting, bruh
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Northshore aka China town reporting in
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Thinking about joining the Territorial Force, what do you guys think?

Also, I'm 32 but in good shape
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Yes. Happy Being Britain's Bitch day
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>>681113391
Not being an asshole but why is everybody I know from east auckland a a fucking pretentious-whiteboy-wannabe-richparent-having-pretend-ghetto-oddfuture-listening bitch boy?

West Aucks reporting for duty. Ask me anything.
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>>681111314
>ANZAC
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>>681114814

How far west? Whenuapai here
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>>681114614
Where on the shore?
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>>681114746
Isn't the territorial force just a way for disaffected men to cope with their own uselessness?
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Thinkin pretty seriously about killing myself.

So thats nice. Day off is nice however
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I was at an ANZAC parade today and they were gonna play the NZ anthem but they couldnt find the song so they skipped it
i kekd
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someone want to meet up for ANZAC day, prefer a chickybabe. I live near parra, want to smoke with someone.
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>>681114938

Birkdale, m80.

>>681115013

Don't know but, I have a good career, house and mrs. I just would've liked to join the army at 18 and my Grandad was a Para so I'd quite like to join as a way to keep fit and learn some new skills.

Will I get that and find it's a load of old, bald, far men?
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>>681115019
I'm sure it's not that bad. Heaps of people manage to live long, unfulfilling lives and then die of natural causes. Make that a long term goal.
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>>681115200
I imagined it being full of guys like Gareth from the british version of The Office. He was in the territorials.
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Fuck nz u bunch of sheep rootin tootin fgtz
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>>681115200
Oh nice, i'm from Birkenhead!
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>>681115341
Haha, well that's a charming way of looking at it for sure.

It's just the day to day man.

And the logic, at least to me, is that whilst a few people may be sad for a bit if I did it, in the long term there'd be better off without me in their life. And I don't have the money to be a hermit or anything so that's really what I have to go on.
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>>681114922
ranui, now laugh.
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West Auck aka BESTAUCK, reporting in.
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Dunners reporting.

What's the go?
>>681114344
H E Y !
>>681114518
Hey, mate. You 'right?
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Opotiki here you fucking faggots
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>>681115937
Hey Dunners. Cool cigarette cars man! What's up?
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>>681115826

nah my cousin lives in Ranui. It's all good.
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auckland trips, in the city now, 2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com
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>>681115722

Oh nice, if I could afford Birkenhead that's where I'd live. Unless I could commute from Titirangi
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>>681116564

How much?
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>>681115019
Welcome to the club there champ. Suicide is a wonderful thing to behold.
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>>681116564
Cat Mac?
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>>681116674
20 ea brudda email for more info
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>>681116689
I think it would be.
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>>681116197
Cool Russian gymnast, man!
Nothing much. Been another quiet day.
How about you?
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>>681114756
How is being a gigantic faggot working for you?
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>>681116858
It is man you should try it sometime. Its like all your Christmas presents rolled into one great event.
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>>681116891
Lol calm down there big guy your not impressing anyone.
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>>681116605
What high school did you attend?

>>681116890
Yeah, same. I was just looking at clothes i'm too poor to afford online man. And yeah, Rita is super cool! Unfortunately they don't have girls like her in NZ.

>:(
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>>681112974
MOAR
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>>681117073
Not trying to impress anyone bro, just curious?
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>>681112974
thanks mr skeltal
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>>681113159
Its been nearly some 5 and a half years and you are still here? Shieeet
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Hello, NZ. Tell me about your great country. I would like to visit some day. I found you guys very fascinating. Tell me, what's a JAFA and why does it exist?
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>>681117468
Fuck off cunt we are full.
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>>681117468
r u meant to be a beaner or a currymuncher or some sort of hybrid countryjumping transformer
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>>681117468
Want to know nz? Visit canada, then nz, then live in one of those
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>>681117581
How the fuck can you not recognize Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite?
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>>681117535
i will cuck you
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>>681117753
My question is still valid
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Anyone go to the Dawn Raids this morning ?
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>>681117953
Nope
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>>681117985
You unpatriotic cunt..
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>>681117535
Visiting not immigrating.

>>681117581
Mexifag

>>681117719
Canada is America lite.

So what's NZ like? Where do you recommend to visit? Where should I avoid?
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>>681118054
Cool
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>>681118292
NZ is Australia lite
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>>681118292
All the more reason to fuck off and never come back taco
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Dunedin reporting in, Gigatown Fiber installation all booked in for 3rd of May, fucking excited!
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>>681118292
Australia is the cock and balls, follow the bifkin down and around until you get to the asshole, that's NZ.
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>>681118380
I spoke to some, what you call, JAFA cunt a while ago and described Auckland to me. Sounds like San Francisco on my side. Replace Niggers with Islanders/Maori, keep Asians, keep the fags, keep homeless and drug addicts. Lots of liberal cunts and shit. Told to once get off the airport get out immediately.

Pic kind of related. I even watch your shows to get ready to go visit and fit in. Assuming people can get passed the obvious spic.
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>>681118640
Screw that, Aussies are stupid cunts, never met one with brains worth bragging about.
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>>681118760
First of all you're watching the wrong shows. You need to watch 'Police 10/7' and 'Once were Warriors' to get a true representation of NZ
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>>681118451
Why do you Kiwis always tell everyone to fuck off? I'm not staying there. It's one thing to visit, it's another to live there. I've heard living in NZ is shit and miserable. Why? I don't know yet.

>>681118640
>>681118640
Sounds like NZ's favorite pass time, Rugby. I have to learn about Rugby if I am to fit in. Which I sure as hell won't. Your team is what again? The All Blacks? Did you know that in America every team is All Black?
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>>681118948
Ok, Edit : Australia is the cunt and NZ is the asshole. Both get fucked buy USA and China
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>>681119025
>>681119025
Thanx for the heads up. Will take a look. What else should I know?
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>>681119120
Can't be any worse then nacholand friend besides we don't need anymore of your kind down here shitting up the place. Its bad enough dealing with maoris and boongas, beaners need not apply.
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>>681119025
>Police 10/7 and OwW
>true representation of NZ
Thats not Hyandai's Country Calendar faggot.
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>>681119312
>>681119312
What part of I'm visiting and not living there did you not understand? You got the reading skills of an Australian.
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>>681119419
And what part of fuck off and don't come down here do you not seem to understand there friend? I'd say you got the literacy skills of Argentinian but then thats pretty fine since you are all the same anyways. No actual differences between any of you.
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>>681118604
Evening, other Dunners!
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tinychat com/nzcam
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>>681119120
I'm really curious about that two headed girl's sex life.
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>>681119872
Lol that shit is still going on?
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>>681117535
That is a New Zealand flag not a dingo one you dumb cunt
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>>681119974
Jump in and find out
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>>681119588
HOw come you don't like people to come visit you guys? Is there something I should know? I heard that prostitution is legal there. Tell me more. I like putas.
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>>681115112
Slice of heaven by dave dobbin isn't it?
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>>681119726
What you up to man, this weather is nuts at the moment, was worse last night however!
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>>681119991
Like anyone gives a shit about either one of your underpopulated piece of shit countries.

Fuck off both you cunts.
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>>681111314
>ANZAC
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>>681120088
Just in the tinychat, nothing else really
Dunedin weather is always shit. If it's not shit, is it really Dunedin weather?
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>>681119902
Just imagine the blowjobs
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>>681120274
tinychat is for cucks and faggots
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>>681119902
>>681119902
In America, we do everything "Two for the price of one." How do you do it in NZ?
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so, wheres the guy who posts tanks?
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>>681120549
one for the price of two
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>>681120543
Get in there then, fool
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>>681120628 heres a tank
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>>681115826
Ranui here too. Wassup. You ball at starling??
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>>681120780
cheers
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>>681120780
Here's a Skyline
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>>681120640
>>681120640
Now you see why your country is going to shit. That's why you're all pricing yourselves out of your own country. You backwards ass cheeky cunt, you!
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>>681120849
I do love Skyline
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>>681120640
This faggot speaks the truth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaRoV8TYWvU
happy anzac day strayans and sheep fucker.
Glove Rabbit
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>>681121047
Do you love Brucecars?
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>>681120780
Not a tank fucktard
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>>681121407
I love everything with a nice engine.

Even a fucking tank >>681121444
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>>681121611
It's an APC dickhead.
This is a tank.
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>>681121835
Thank you for making the distinction.
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>>681121835
again with the people not knowing what a tank is RIGHT?!?!
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THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY DAILY REMINDER THAT TANKFAGS ARE CANCER
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>>681122142
>he says this as he posts in an NZ thread
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>>681121835
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how easy is it to find weeds/shrooms in auckland now?
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>>681122266
Can't call yourself a tank fag if you don't post real tanks.
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>>681121835
>LAV
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>>681122516
Well well
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>>681122590
No it was a BTR series APC.
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>>681122619
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Remuera reporting in

RIP dead soldiers that fought for our right to party.

also, RIP ID's
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Doot doot, thank mr skeletal
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>>681122925
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>>681122928
ID's being gone lets us shitpost more efficiently though
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hey who dunedin here
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Any Hamilton fags here?
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>>681123664
Dunners is your man
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>>681123664
Yep. What's happening in your world?
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>>681123752
>Hamilton
lol
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Post some Christchurch nudes or close to it!
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>>681123664
come to the TC. heaps of dunedin there
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>>681123861
Absolutely nothing, u


>>681123752
'lol'
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>>681123961
Na post Dunedin nudes
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Nudes from any part of the country are good
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>>681123981
Nothing also, just lurking here and >>681123964.
How's things out there?
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What's good bros?

Who /drinkingeventhoughearlyclassestomorrow/ here?
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someone dump palmy nudes
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>>681123964
What's TC
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>>681124378
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>681124367
>4367 â–¶
>someone dump palmy nudes
r8 this
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>>681124424
Fuck off with that gay shit
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>>681124555
555/10
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>>681124675
tinychat com/nzcam
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Spread the aids
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>>681124424
seems kind of lame desu
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>>681124680
555? Hey, what?
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CHECK EM
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Tell me, why is New Zealand so shit?
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>>681125194
Fuck
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>>681125321
At least have good bait
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Check em, nigga
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>>681125015
I got nothing clever to say in accompaniment to my shitposting. Sorry.
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>>681125409
Its not bait if its the truth anon.
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>>681126360
>thing is not false if it's not false
The kind of logic I would expect from a people who could only invent a stick
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>>681125321
It's small and full of natives

white genocide wasn't successful because a bunch of cucks decided to be sympathetic or something
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>>681126523
Big words for a small bird there friend. We all know nz isn't really worth anything outside of its sheep and LoTR movies.
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DEAD THREAD
DEAD ME
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>>681127634
Rip in pip.
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>>681127634
me too
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>>681127634
Is that you?
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>>681127634
>>681127695
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>>681127742
Nope it's actually a common meme

>>681127788
hey it's AOAslut :^)
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>>681127863
CURSE YOU
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>>681128059
If I had to pick a Kpal...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJAJ_OzJR3w

Good night thread
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this threads going down the poo poo pipes innit?
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>>681128634
G'night, slothmang. G'night, kiwis.
>>681128688
Yeah, mate.
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>>681128634
Night dude, I'm going to go cuddle my anime pillow and sleep against her
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>>681128936
You mean it.
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>>681129116
no my waifu is real!!!!!
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>>681128936
now I have to fap before bed
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>>681112974
you got more from hb?
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hawkes bay nudes
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>>681118948
Hey I'm full straya and much respect to you guys for keeping the spirit alive, there are fuctards in any society, kia ora bro.
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lower hutt reporting in. anyone want to get stoned
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shit thread
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>>681130305
Then let it die, fool.
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>>681115112
We invaded turkey and we act like we are the victims
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>>681117309
Yeah, of course, why wouldn't I be
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anyone in tauranga know where i can get a tinny? the normal guys are out
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>>681132258
WEED IS ILLEGAL SIR
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anyone in welly wana get stoned
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Where is every body
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>>681133781
sitting here in mychair considering how to tell my boss im gonna quit tomorrow, how about u famalam
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>>681134163
Hit him with the classic "Hey, I quit"
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>>681135414
Can't see that one backfiring, thanks for the input though lol
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>>681135036
you from hb?
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>>681136125
Was
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>>681137743
you have anymore thats not been on here?
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>>681137916
They will be on here oneday
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