Waifu Claiming threadTaking control of thisThe rules are simpleDrink alcoholChoose
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Waifu Claiming thread
>Taking control of this
The rules are simple
>Drink alcohol
>Choose your 2d waifu
>Post your waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>No waifu is the best waifu
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Stop shipping me
>Most important: Have Fun!
Syndra claimed
syndra worst girl
Look I'm aware that it says in the OP "insult other waifu's" but cmon dude
>Hearthstone has started an update.
ITS HAPPENING
ohayo all karen claimo
Alright guys, I have video evidence that snake and goo pussy are both good pussy
Allright I thought about it
I'll go with snake puss
unlike the rest of /b/ I prefer my girls not to have balls
>>681108696
Whatever lets you sleep at night
>>681108806
Hello Karen
>>681108813
No you fucking idiot
goo pussy means nothing, goo suction is the real thing
except it's not real
but you know
Claimed
Umaru claimed
>>681108933
Goo is malleable.
The REAL question is what KIND of goo is it and how much control does it have over its own body?
>>681108298
I will not, dudes can't be waifus
>>681108461
You think the snek doesn't have a nice suction?
>>681108576
That makes sense, whats Kiznaiver and whats it about?
>>681108624
Programming huh? what are you planning on doing with it?
>>681108790
Heya CC! Hows it goin?
Also claiming
>>681108972
Umaru is pure shit.
Who the fuck would date a disgusting ass midget
god I fucking hate midgets
Hey guys, how have you been?
>>681109168
The goo's suction is equal at every angles and is more powerful, that's why it's so much special compared to snake suction
but snake still has tailjob and tongue
>>681109168
Y-you're a dude...
>>681109179
>midget
Did you even watched the show?
Claimed.
Still writing down the notes.
>>681109350
THAT'S NOT A DUDE YOU BLIND MONKEY
SPIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO INCOMPETENT JESUS CHRIST
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THIS GOO SNAKE PUSSY BUSINESS AND YOUR DUMB ASS KEEPS DISTRACTING ME
>>681108806
Heya Karen! How goes it?
>>681108898
True, mine doesn't have ballios tho
>>681108953
Hows it goin?
>>681108972
Cutie
>>681108813
goo pussy just for that unf on muh dick
>>681108933
this man gets it, hello holy diver
>>681109168
heyo koko, how are you?
>>681109299
your waifu looks cool, where is she from?
>>681108919
heyo how've you been?
>>681109395
ohayo
lag is gone, can't use pic related anymore
I haven't forgotten about you, my friend! Sanae, this is for you.
Here's the first couple:
Whiskey is good for burn, but bourbon is hella. Schnapps is a good sweet, and comes in all varieties of flavors. Cheerwine is actually a great mixer. It goes with ALL major liquors. Just don't add it to black rum.
1. Buttery Crown
over ice, schnapps first, then whiskey
(If no ice, chill schnapps)
-1 part butterscotch schnapps
-3 part Canadian Crown Royal Whiskey
2. Cpt. Cheerwine
if no ice, serve neat with chilled Cheerwine, Cheerwine over rum over ice
-1 part Captain Morgan Spiced (100 proof if you wanna stronger heat; I prefer)
- 3 parts Cheerwine
Be advised, the first drink will taste great, but it will destroy you without you knowing it, so go easy. Any spiced or white rum can be substituted for the second. Bacardi, Sailor Jerry, and Sugar Island are good ones. There really isn't a limit to a cherry drink when it comes to mixing.
>>681109179
Thank you for the threads, Syndra.
Goodnight people, have a nice night everyone.
>You too, lurking Kirino.
>>681109370
No I didn't, her hat shirt thing looks ugly as fuck so I just said "god damn retard cuck show I ain't watching that shit, pass me the jojo"
>>681108806
Sorry about the last time, I passed out. Glad you're here though!
>>681109168
Seven people are suddenly connected through science to share schoolteacher's physical pain so they all need to work together to protect each other kind of. It's only had 3 episodes so far and I'm not 100% sure where it's going.
>>681109450
Syndra does, which was my joke.
>>681109529
Looks like my glorious presence distracted you so hard that you made one giant misclick
>>681109529
Awh, I replied to lord Dio for no reason.
Sorry.
>>681109529
Goodnight beautiful.
Sleep well
>Please?
>>681109168
At this point i have no idea
Maybe ill make a shitty kickstarter scam and get rich.
But who knows.
I do have a job lined up already in a company that makes websites, so we will see.
>>681109479
Just working here and there, not paying any attention.
But its monday, so its forgivable.
What about you?
>>681109529
Goodnight
>>681109686
>schoolteacher
share
wow that autocorrect
>>681109479
Ruby Rose from the show RWBY
>also claiming because I forgot to
Claimed.
Shinoa, are you here by chance? If you are, I'm really sorry about not replying. Work called me in, suddenly.
>>681109536
She's not a midget asshole, that's her chibi form when she's lazing around. Don't talk about shows you didn't watch.
wait it was supposed to be each other's not schoolteachers
>>681109299
Heya! Hows it goin man?
>>681109345
Well yeah if suction is all your accounting for, snek still not only has taljob and tounge, shes got movement of both
>>681109350
Koko's not a dude!
>>681109395
How are you doing comrade? besides the writing down of our notes?
>>681109686
>for no reason
every reply is a reply to lord holy diver
>>681109773
what do you work? I'm just getting ready for classes, finals coming up soon
>>681109573
what happened last time desu
how are you?
>>681109808
I always wanted to watch that show but the animation style looked... off? Is it a cheap 3d or do they actually do it right?
>>681109835
chibi forms are fucking stupid, why would you give up on an amazing sexy physique for a useless midget form.
>>681109855
Yeah I know that
but what I'm trying to say is that snek has more
but goo's only thing is very powerful
the thing that makes this so mind wrecking is that I always pierceved goo girl as worst girl
>>681109855
Doing pretty good, thanks. How have you been?
>>681110092
>why would you give up on an amazing sexy physique for a useless midget form.
Because not every anime is trying to sell bodypillows to cum stained virgins, ass clown.
>>681109479
Doing pretty good, how are you?
>>681109575
Syndra has balls! What the fuck?
>>681109773
>make a shitty kickstarter scam
Sounds like a plane, people are pretty predictable haha, where do you have a job at?
>>681109823
Hey! How goes it man?
>>681110387
I mean I said sexy but I didn't actually mean it, I was mostly just thinking about Dio for a moment.
>>681110387
KEK here take this
>>681110622
Are you a girl or a gay guy?
>>681110716
Thanks senpai
>>681110837
Neither
I'm a straight man that loves pussy and titties.
but I love Dio, such as everyone.
>>681110092
I feel that, but I think thats like a specialist vs. a jack of all trades. The specialist is what you call if you have a specific problem and you get a good service, but the jack of all trades you can call for anything and you get a good service ja feel?
>>681110362
Good to hear! Im doing pretty good, how was your day?
>>681110052
We were talking about what I do at work, then I didn't realize how worn out I was, and passed out. I'm alright, you?
>>681109522
Thank you so much!
>>681109686
>>681109855
And thanks for the advice!
Can't wait for next Monday night! Jaja
my sexy wifu
>>681110990
>best men come in threes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM&ab_channel=Hound313
>video related
>>681109573
Straight stuff, if you're willing and wanting:
Bourbon - Gentleman Jack
Rye - Angels Envy
Scotch - The Famous Grouse
Gin - dont...
Irish Whiskey - Jameson (12 year lol)
Canadian Whiskey - Crown Royal
Rum - Sailor Jerry
Black Rum - Kraken
Tequila - hmm...
Vodka - Crystal Skull ($$$) New Amsterdam ($$)
Wine, Red - 19 Crimes, Australian Red Blend 2013
>>681111172
What's the fucking appeal of plasters on the face?
Shinoa claim
>>681111180
A W A K E N M Y M A S T E R S
>>681110583
garbage as usual, kek
at least hearthstone update is out, pretty happy about that.
>>681110837
>implying you can't appreciate a man's physique and want to suck his dick a little without being gay
smh tbh fam
>>681110990
holy diver how is your wow progress
>>681111159
oh, remind me what you do at work again lol
hope you're less tired now
>>681111295
ITS FUCKIN S H I N O A B O Y S
>>681110990
>I'm a straight man that loves pussy and titties.
Then why are you watching a show for faggot fuckbois with loose boypuccis?
>>681109855
I'm alright. Just here sitting here and posting. Drinking Sambazon too.
>>681111077
then I suppose it realy is about taste, althought I believe snek wins
Goo's suction's is more powerful, but snek's suction is nothing normal either, the tongue is a great addition, althought now I'm concerned about goo girl being what position in girl
Spider girl is nasty ass spider so she's the new worst girl.
>>681108488
>>6811100524
Im not working in that meaning.
I'm in ''class'' now.
But instead of the normal classes we need to make some stuff alone.
Thankfully we could do this at home, so im already done with everything, just some finishing touches.
>>681110583
I dont have a job yet.
I said that i will have one as soon as im ready.
>>681111295
Hello Shinoa
.
I should probably be more clear when i say things.
>>681111382
>Spider girl is nasty ass spider so she's the new worst girl.
And for a moment I thought you were a cool guy.
>>681111348
Because before my love for pussy and titties
I AM ALSO A MAN
that loves Dio
>>681110866
SPIKE SPIEGAL
P
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>>681111159
No problem! But Im sure Mirai has better advice then I so I'd listen to him haha
>>681111172
Nice waifu, who is she?
>>681111551
>2016
>not wanting to fuck taihei's bony ass
>>681111338
HEYOOOOOO whats up.
>>681111455
Howdy! How's it goin?
>>681110583
Hello there, Koko. It's good to see you again.
>>681108488
Best waifu claimed
good night y'all
>>681111487
Allright, truth is I didn't think about the other girls there, I just went with the first one that came to mind
worst girl is either horse or fish
horse is a fucking horse and I fucking hate horses, fuck her giant titties, it ain,t worth it
Fish smells like fish, I don't want that.
>>681111338
lvl 52 undead warlock,took a ride on some goblin's magic missile and then I stopped playing for the night.
>>681111455
>doesn't even give me a (You)
you fucking monster how could you do this
What "class" and what are you making?
>>681111726
not much but I think green hair girl was looking for you >>681111780
>>681111077
It was pretty good, lazy but overall pretty great.
>>681111780
Assuming I'm the one you were looking for whatcha need buddy?
>>681111726
Everything is going just right.
What about you?
>>681111839
Hey Fran
Bye Fran
>>681111906
That shit can get you pregnant
>according to Tat
Programming class.
And a simple program that randomly generates numbers, writes them down and saves it.
(there is more to it but lets just leave it at that)
>>681111295
Hows it goin homie?
>>681111338
Well at least the threads not garbage haha
>>681111371
Nice! what are you gonna do on your birthday? besides drink heh
>>681111382
True, Im not sure what spider puss brings to the table that goo and snek don't
>>681111436
Jimmy?
>>681111455
Ah I see, well whats it for then?
>>681111233
I'm an idiot, on mobile and can actually screenshot the posts.....Jaja
Screenshot it, will come in handy!
>>681111295
Hallo!
>>681111338
I'm hanging in there. Work at a food plant.
>>681111615
YES SNOWFLAKE MY DARLING?
>>681112091
Everything is going as plannedish. So well.
>>681112134
Pretty great. If not perfect. How about you?
>>681112144
Heyo! What's up friendo
>>681108488
>No waifu is the best waifu
Opinion discarded
>>681111780
Good to see you too friend, hows it goin with you?
>>681111839
Heya fran! how goes it?
>>681111951
Same here, lazy as usual. What are you up too?
>>681112134
Eat out somewhere fancy, it's not my thing to go out to those type of restaurants. It's only once, and probably just stay home after that. I'll start drinking on Monday night with y'all.
>>681112134
The job or the program?
>>681112091
lol alright then, I don't mind having a (You) baby though, shit huh, when does your semester end? Mine's close to done
>>681112134
yup, literally the only thing making my morning not shit besides this update. I have to go to geology class to listen to some girl bitch about how I'm not good enough for her and her silver friends in league.
>tfw I used to be P L A T I N U M
>>681112144
oh yeah, then I asked if the hours and pay were alright. are they? And how do you spend your time when not working, normie stuff? when's your birfday?
>>681112324
One of the best waifu's right there
>>681112426
WHAAAAAAAT
>>681112144
I'm arguing with my roommate about which of the other drinks to give you. I wrote down ten on a piece of paper. Sorry, I'm pretty far gone, heh. I'll make sure to give you a few more sonetime soon.
>>681111780
Aaaaahhhh!!! Someone chose Eureka?! When did that happen?!! Your waifu a freakin' cute!
Ayy lmao
>>681112316
Gathered info about what to drink next Monday, since it's going to be my birthday. You?
>>681112180
What's your stance on the goo/snek/spider puss my dude?
>also koko's not a dude, as you tried to say
>>681112316
Sounds awesome! What makes it so great?
>>681112324
>opinion discarded
I like that, I like everything about it
>>681112554
Sounds nice! I thought you were gonna go to a bar and drink. Drinking at home will make it much more manageable haha
>>681112592
The job silly, if they're giving you a secure position it must be badass
>>681112650
Wait wait wait what? A girl in your class bitches about league? Wtf?
>>681112950
Hows it goin lewdo? You fap yet?
Allright it's 4 am, I'm just going to leave now.
I could stay longer, but Its not like I'm going to do anything anyways
>>681108972
is that you Eva? Jac here
>>681112426
Just listening to music and lurking basically. You?
>>681113223
Later Dio! Sweet dreams of the snek puss
>>681113412
Don't be absurd, you know I only dream about Dio.
>>681112963
Just finishing up my day.
>>681113115
Got my plan for the week sorted out and it will be ezpz.
>>681112084
I'm actually not sure. Is this scenario familiar?
>>681109823
>>681112426
I'm doing well, thank you for asking. How are you? It's been an eventful Sunday, for sure. Sleep and then a sudden need to go out and taste wine, haha. I probably won't be in the thread long. I'm insanely tired.
>>681112922
Thank you, haha. I think she is, too. I'm not a regular.
>>681113115
If they're hot, I'll fuck em!
>You're the dudeliest dude around
>>681113223
True story, so stick around since you're going to do nothing anyways
certainly not affect the man rating or anything
>>681112650
$10.50 an hour. Just here, or go out walking around the town, sometimes draw too. May 6.
>>681112922
It's alright take your time, anymore info would be wonderful! Thanks for the information again!
>>681113394
Pretty much the same, what music you listening too?
>>681113528
True, how could I think otherwise
>>681113562
Ooohhh, whats your plan bb?
>>681113594
Im doing great thanks! What made your sunday so eventful if I may ask?
>>681112950
Why is that from tumblr wtf
>>681113115
Thanks for reminding me now i have another chore to do
here
>>681113562
What did you do?
>>681113799
Because i search google for my waifu
>>681113799
>tombling tumblr tombles
>>681113115
Definitely! Hopefully I won't mess up. Jaja
>>681113755
I like Hip-hop, Listening to Kendrick Lamar right now. What about you?
sup weebs.
>>681113594
>not a regular
I don't think you know how this place works.
>>681113704
But of course!
.
It's 3 am and I'm pretty gone. Not much left of the bottle, either. Vodka wasn't strong enough. Have a good night, /waifu/s.
>>681113755
Basically nothing. I got so much time freed it makes me so happy.
>>681113899
Just did games and just finishing some quizzes online.
>>681113630
That's very true! But which would you prefer?
>dudeliest dude around
I am, but Koko ain't
>>681113811
Pshh, acting as if its a chore, cmon man
>>681114050
Im sure you won't, just take it slow and you'll be fine, don't forget to eat as well! The breadier the better
>>681108488
>>681108777
>>681108933
>>681109299
>>681109522
>>681109855
>>681110622
>>681110866
>>681111077
>>681111288
>>681111455
>>681112144
>>681112922
>>681113755
>>681113799
>>681113811
>>681113899
>>681113911
Get check
>>681114175
Probably snake, because goo is just real messy
unless goo can control its mess and make one, or clean up real easy, then goo
because goo could be a snake, too
all of these dubs
>>681113594
Forgot to answer but someone just told me you were looking for a Shinoa whether it be or bro. But no this doesn't seem familiar
>>681114175
koko pls
>>681113885
beer*
fixt
>>681113885
Hey Mrs. Mug! How are ya?
>>681114072
Nice, I can appreciate Kendrick, definitely better than alot of the other rappers now haha
>>681114095
Heya weebus, how goes it?
>>681114131
Goodnight Rum friend! Sleep cozy :)
>>681114135
>Basically nothing
Sounds like my perfect day haha, what did you do?
>>681114334
LOOK AT THAT
IT'S HOL HORSE KICKING A WOMAN IN THE BACK OF THE NECK
YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
FUCK YOU
>Good night, I'm going in an eternal slumber that is not actually eternal for real this time
>Dio
>>681108488
Back with a extra spicy claim
>>681114175
Your right im justing making up for the 2 months i wasnt able to fap
>>681114334
I didnt even check myself
>>681114455
not much i just woke up. i'm gonna have some food and watch fear the walking dead and game of thrones then probably fap vigorously to futas or something.
>>681114131
Have a wonderful rest comrade! And take care!
>>681114135
Sounds nice. Quizzes? For fun, or something important.
>>681114175
I will! Nice pic by the way!
>>681113223
1 off trips, it's ok holy diver goodnight
>>681113115
yeah its like she plays with me and consistently says "I don't care about winning" and "I just wanna have fun" and then gets bitchy and angry when we lose because I'm fucking around. Like if you want to play seriously just tell me nigga
>>681113704
Do you draw well or just a way to pass time?
>>681114095
hello /k/ guy
>>681114496
welcome back desu
>>681114334
thanks for the checks mr spiegel
>>681114496
why doesn't your bacon waifu have any scars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usxrnYRZf_g
did you ever post on ks/b/?
>>681113755
The other hostess at my workplace wasn't able to get to work, so I had to go in her place. I don't mind, though. I hardly ever host wine-tastings anymore.
>>681114455
Found answers for my homework so I just do it for one day and I don't have to do anything for the week.
>>681114643
For school. Haven't found a quiz for fun that interested me in a while
>>681114455
Oh yeah, untitled 02 from untitled unmastered is one of my favorite songs ever right now.
