>>681108302
Let the argument commence.

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>681108302
I mean those containers are hella thick, there's basically zero chance of them igniting from that. It's just kinda the premise of shooting sparks at it that feels wrong. Overall though it's fine.

>>681108523
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a mechanic or anything but couldn't those sparks melt those containers?

>>681108523
I really, really, really like this image

>Be me, watching the newest episode of game of thrones.
>05:30 in the morning
>Dad wakes upp 05:35
>Getting close to the end of the episode
>The hot red hair milf starts undressing
> *Has a huge obssession with red hair*
>Gets a Boner
>Starts beating it harder then ever as she undress
>About to cum
>She pulls of necklace
>Reveals that she is an ugly bitch!
>Gona finish anyway
>Dad walks in to wake me upp
>I cum at the very moment dad opens the door
>mfw
>He says nothing and closes the door
>I now afraid of comming home from school
Kill me.

>>681108302
those sparks barely hurt human skin let alone thick iron

I don't understand these threads. Since 2014 all they've been is a haven for banana shitposters. Every once in a while a new, shitty meme will try and out-cancer the banana, but God forbid anything new or funny actually gets posted. I've see everything from Asian pop stars to Looney Toons to rage comics getting posted to death. Desu spam is the current trend, replacing the recent influx of Islam shitposting and even some jackass posting about garlic bread. Yet, the banana remains, and YLYL threads continue to be unfunny. When is somebody going to post something original?

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>>681108519
holy shit is that one of the monsters from I am legend?

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>>681108956
lol no

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>>681109599
IT'S THE /POL/MOBILE!

>>681108519
damn the green goblin changed sex and now he went full buffalo bill.

>>681108591
Dude I would love that.

>>681108519
ONE-PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH---

>>681108803
I´ve made the mistake of watching the first one, I´m not gonna open the other webms if I wish to sleep tonight.

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

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>>681108519
Aww so brave. She keeps a stiff lower-lip.

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>>681108519
Ayyy lmao

>>681108826
Kek I haven't seen this pic in five years

>>681111356 DESU. OR DIE
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I shall acknowledge your strange but dedicated posting.

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>>681108302
oh my god those sparks are gonna eat right through the gas cylinder and ignite the oxygen, blowing up and entire city block my god that man is a fool etc

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>>681111356
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

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Prepare yourselves for this is the precursor for granny porn!

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>>681108302
My life.....

>>681110537
>attack on titan live action.webm

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faggots

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>>681112323
kek

>>681111654
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>>681108590

Ever heard of a leak? Morons

>>681109727
Sauce

>>681112643
>How it feels to chew 5gum

>>681110359
lmmaoo why did i lose to this

>>681109140
Hahahahaha FUCK!!!!

That goosebump on my back