took a shit on my chest

>>681102325
Consensual Sex In The Missionary Position For The Sole Purpose Of Procreating

>>681102325
Put her pinky in my puss hole. I loved it. She also would piss on my face while deep throating me and fingering my ass

>>681102701

God damn you, you fucking 1984 living motherfucker. Fuck you. And your girl's unresponsive twat.

>>681103060
At least I'm not going to Hell you pervert

licked my ass like she was born to do it

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Have a 3some with me the gf and my buddy. Or maybe the 4some with my buddy and his gf. My gf is pretty slutty and a lot of fun.

>>681104075
if she gets prego demand DNA testing

Suck my dick

>>681104127
Lol already been established. But she's on some serious birth control. Iud or something. Good for 5 years. So far I've blown every load in her and still no baby.

Let me shove ice cubes in her ass and pussy. Got her super horny.

she fucked another guy or maybe many other guys

I sometimes get blowjobs while playing games or surfing the internet at my computer table.

My ex let a friends dog fuck her

>>681102325
Fisted her ass

>>681102325
Slid a finger "down there" , it was on the first date ;)

Came over the night before her wedding, sucked my cock and had me fuck her in the ass.

>fingered one ex at a park
>teased/rubbed another ex's vaguber in a movie theater
>later on that day finger her in the back of our friend's mom's car

>>681104633
Lucky bastard. Im sick of stressing over whether the condom worked

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>>681102325
more of OP

Let me throat fuck her until she threw up.

sucked and fucked in a laundry room at a party

Nothing my GF doesn't do shit i've been asking her to pee on me for 5 years now and not once.
I'm the first guy to make her cum, because i'm good with my tongue and put A LOT of effort into it. She barely tries with my BJs and thank fuck she stopped scraping it with her teeth I'll give her that.

>>681102325
didnt jerk me off because we were dating because doing something sexual with your partner is slutty
all the while she probably sleezed around with her stockholm syndrome guy friend and sucked face with him

>>681105792
Your gf sucks.
I hope she makes up for it in looks and personality.

Dressed up like a little girl (school girl skirt, disney underwear, frilly socks, pigtails), let me tie her to my bed and fuck her in the ass/use a vibrator on her clit while she held a teddy bear and called me daddy. came all over her face after. it was christmas eve.

>>681105501
Must be nice still being in middle school

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>>681105573
those nips tho

I bet she moans into high heaven when somebody sucks on them.

>>681105249
Also just general ridiculous anal stuff ie double anal with a dildo huge toys shits cash

>>681104996

Pics?

>>681105991

Not looks, butterface, but nice body and def good personality.
She's great, she plays MTG with me, we get along, laugh and all that.
Conversation isn't the best and she's not very bright, at all. My friends/family noticed too lol.
I don't know, there's alot of positives with the negatives and I'm not sure what to do. Everyone loves her.

>>681102504
I want someone to do that to me so bad

>>681105995
>thatsmyfetish.jpeg

tbh, she'd do whatever I ask her to

She's submissive af, it's both great and some what boring at the same time

Feels bad man

>>681105995
Isnt it fucked up that so many men have this kind of fetish?

>>681106399
But do you really love her.
If you want to be with her you should have a serious convo with her and tell her about the whole sex thing. You making an effort while she isnt.
good luck

>>681106399
Brandon? From indiana?

>>681106750
In my experience most girls share it with them. I do this with pretty much every girl I fuck.

>>681106359
I have 3 videos from different angles, not worth the risk posting though

>>681105995
That sounds like a comfy Christmas

>>681106991
I am not sure how my gf would react if I told her that...

>>681106767
>>681106788


No not Brandon from Indiana.

Unsure about real love, how do you tell?

I should have the convo, I have had a couple with her already, she usually just cries throughout the whole thing and we don't get anywhere.
She cries very easily, 2nd or 3rd episode of GoT when the guy killed the wolf, she left the room crying.
I've told her what I want and am able to give her what she wants usually, she likes a dominant man and I'm very submissive. BUT If she revs my engine though, I can turn dominant, hair pulling, hard fucking and all that, like she said she likes, mostly just rough physical fucking. I gotta get turned on first though, with her being dominant. She knows that's what I like and every time she is dominant we have the good sex she enjoys.

But that's not enough for me, I crave submission, and it gets worse and worse as time goes by.

She did TRY to pee on me twice, with nothing happening as a result, but she doesn't seem to want to try anymore.

I bought her a bottle today and hinted at it, she knows what I mean. I was serving her drinks all night in hopes she would let loose. To no avail. That's why I ended up browsing and bitching on here, talkin shit.

>>681107752
i'm always nervous to bring it up, but whenever i do they're always totally into it.

Let her nieces watch us having sex, has happened several times

Mine gf likes to fall asleep with my cock in her mouth, like buried. Sleeps with it like a pacifier.

She smoked weed before bed tonight. Got blazed. Is passed out now with it.

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>>681108288
Nice! Share stories. How old are they?

>>681108288
How old were they? Did they say anything?

>>681108506
pics

Let me hit and rape her. It was nice.

>>681102325
Fucked me on her moms bed.

>>681108509
>>681108561

4 of them ages 5-11. they never say anything to me but im sure my gf has talked to them about it probably. She also lets them shower with us

Had an ex give me a handjob in a forested area near a park once.

Had another ex/coworker that gave me a few handjobs and blowjobs at work.

>>681109062
That is fucking awesome.

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>>681107094
>>681106359
>>681104996
>>681104904
white people smh
fuckin dogs nd shit !?

>>681109482
There's white people who fuck black people. Basically the same thing.

>>681109622
>defending dog-raping
Lmao yall pasty ass mayo monkeys be rly horny for some animal pussy, shits sick bruh bruh

>>681109838
I'm not defending it. Both are pretty sick, bruh.

>>681109482
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Most awesomely arousing thing seeing your girl take a dogs cock for you... to submit to being his bitch all for you.

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>>681108586
Ok.

>>681109451
at first i wasnt keen on the idea, im more conservative/shy when it comes to sex/nudity, gf not so much. first couple times it was very awkward for me, and probably them, but the times after then i enjoyed it.

>>681109944
AAYYOOO imma get my homie lmao this can't be real. Damn 4chans fuuucked up

Got gangbanged at a party her senior year in high school

Sex in closed bar, parked car and moving car in same night

Agreed to let me fuck if she passed out

Letting me finger her in the crowd in a middle of a concert. Also fucked her while my mother was asleep in the next room with the door opened.

>>681107752
I dunno... I would rather bring up pegging than this...

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>>681109482
vv THIS vv
>>681109622
And to add onto anons statment, at least white people can.......
1. Keep a job
2. Raise a family
3. Stay out of jail (for the majority)
4. Not blame the government for every single one of their problems.
GG m8.

>>681110189
cute

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>>681110256
this is more common than youd think.

>>681110486
Shit wanted to reply to this >>681108189

>>681110189
Kek...cum plz

>>681110971
Oddly arousing when she snores at times. Like a little vibration on the penis.

Granted it's not slutty, but she is easily moldable.

It's best when she has a few mixed drinks too, a bit deeper sleep where I can stiffen up and inch it deeper in slowly. Glad she's just into cock worshipping.

kept my dick in her mouth indefinitely. i went about my day, reading a book, doing work from pc, took a nap, and she followed me around and kept my dick in her mouth or on her face all day. i was strangely numb about 6 hours in

>>681111308
I haven't been that much of a dick yet, maybe sometime. I'd hate to choke/gag on a load being pumped down her throat. She'd probably have to be drugged...

Although she does swallow on BJs.

>>681104075
>3some with your girl and another guy
How does it feel to be a cuck?

>>681102325
shat in her hands
pissed in her pussy and ass

She let me piss on her face in the shower. It was hot.

>>681111617
do you have any more pics, she looks adorable worshipping your cock

>>6811120
Took nudes in hotel starewell

Not my gf but had sex in a bar bathroom

My current gf has dropped hints to wanting to be peed on as well as wanting to fuck me with a strapon, to both of which I say no way because I'm a respectable classy gentleman who mainly does it in the missionary position and sometimes for procreation

>>681103060
newfag detected

Sometimes she'll let me put her little sisters underwear in her mouth while I fuck her. Definitely some deep seeded mental issues going on their but I'm all for it.

>>681112506
nice

>>681104773
That sweet anon :(

>>681103060
>>681102701
Fuck this is my 1984 life too

>>681112365
Also accidental nips at Preakness

>>681102325

Eats my asshole.

>>681104773
Ditto..likely most slutty..not w me>>681112582
+ sucked pizza guys dick for free late delivery because no one had cash

One time in Colona California we took a tour of Sutter's Mill or some crap and she got bored so she started flirting with other men around her to see if she could spur me into leaving. I let get herself into whatever trouble she thought she could handle. She did end up getting some guy all worked up and his girlfriend was about ready to kick her head in. She thought I was being a jerk for not pulling her out of there, I was just letting her be her. The guy ended up getting her and his girlfriend.

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>>681109838
>mayo monkeys

>>681112322
I don't. I only snapped a few tonight since I had the lamp on next to our bed. I do have about 12 minutes of footage from a few months back where she passed out with more light in the room. But that stuff is to big to upload and I'm tapping this shit out on my phone. Plus I just turned off the light. I also don't want to put too many pics on the web. That was the first and probably only one. I got a good thing going, don't feel like fucking up if I can help it.

In order to get some good ones, I'd have to wait until another night where she smokes herself stupid, has about 5-6 shots of rum in her mixed drinks and takes 2-3 unisom.

came on her face in public, had her walk around the store with it

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Passes out w rock hard nips all the time

>>681113191
so she got mad at you for not stopping her from getting herself fucked by another guy?

my gf is really slutty in bed. We have a serious relationship. She lets me fuck her from every hole, dresses up how ever I want her to, pig tails, loves to be tied up, slapped on the ass until its red, lets me slap her and scratch her back, we fucked in public, likes to get face fucked and but fucked. About the only thing Im not willing to do is a three some.

>>681105582
Hohoh shit man are you me? Same thing happened to me super recently. Shit was fucking great

>>681113787
Just buy a toy if she wants dp. Soraya is a good one.

>>681102325
>be me
>break up with gf
>move away
>4 months later start messaging
>go back to my home town for a weekend
>go to cinema with her
>drive to car park
>fuck

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>>681106019
not really, too used to having em sucked on i guess. she is mega tiny

>>681105995
Ryan?

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>>681102325
current gf:
gave me a blowjob while I smoked weed and watched deadpool.
she tongues my ass while I'm fapping.
Yesterday she gave me a bj in the shower and told me, she could imagine to like it, if I pissed in her mouth next time.

>>681115084
o.O
That's a keeper. I mean if you don't have any fucked up fetishes now, you can certainly kink it up a notch later.

>>681112365
>>681112826
>>681110308
>>681114721
And sucked a 'friends' dick tobsat say it was bigger yet maintance innocense when ex roommate spreads a slut rumer

>>681115302
we share lots of fetishes together. we are both into bdsm and like switching, latex, gasmasks all this kind of stuff. it's really nice. we are in a relationship for 1,5 years now and there's no end in sight until now.

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>>681102325
Just the other night wife boned me the whole night with a strapon and called me her little bitch. Got really exited about it and just kept on going and going untill finally passed out.

Pic related.

>>681102891
Sounds like my kind of woman!

>>681110237
Do you look at them at all when you and your gf have sex? Or do they just watch from a distance?

>>681115779
how much pain and bondage is involved? whats the harshest punishment she took so far?

>>681116796
I dont rly look at them much during sex, but i enjoy seeing them naked in the shower . how distant varies, but they are usually in the same room as us.

>>681116974
bondage (shibari style) is more an aspect of art and creativity in our relationship, as I like to tie her up a lot.
For BDSM play we use leather cuffs, collars, and straightjackets. A few months ago we had an outstanding caning session. Her ass could still tell tales two weeks after that.

>>681105792
your not alone my /b/ro

>>681106399
so she plays monored?

>>681117733
how long do sessions usually last, and whats a rough game plan for the "average" session?

Fucked another guy while we skyped from afar, then posted the vid of it online.

>>681102701
thats fucking sick bro..

>>681102701
so did u knock her up or did you fail like you always do in life?

>>681118133
these aspects differ a lot. we are both quite busy in our jobs so we usually lack the time to have long sessions on a regular basis.
Sometimes there are long (several hours) sessions every few days, sometimes there are weeks without any real session (although there is always a bit of BDSM, even if we're just fucking)
We don't have any standardized sessions yet, which is good. I've been a switcher for years, but she just found out about her dominant side so there is still a lot to discover which takes us away from any averages and standards luckily.

>>681118739
are there any sessions you had that stand out in your mind? what did you do?

Not exist

>>681118050

Lmfao oh damn. Good one.
She actually plays the decks I make cause she won't buy cards.
I've been into mtg for just over a year now, and I think if she didn't play it with me it would be the nail in the coffin.

Ima get some ho's off the internet to pee on me. Who wants to dominate / pee on me? I'll pay.

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Full-on pet play, naked and crawling on the floor while doing whatever she could to be a "good girl". Ended in a blowjob with her hands tied until I finished, for the right to sleep on the bed. She was a total crazy bitch but god damn she was a freak. She always begged me to choke her and hit her and shit but it eventually ended with her bitching that I "hurt her too much". You don't beg someone to hurt you for hours on end then bitch that your ass is half-bruised five minutes later when they finally give in jesus fucking christ. She also liked to bitch about how I wasn't some tiny twinkboy like her first dom.

Really I'm just butthurt that she always wanted "something else". I convinced her to leave me for a girl eventually. As that relationship was falling apart, she contacted me again asking me to "hurt her like I used to".

How to find normal well-adjusted female who enjoys humiliating herself for my pleasure?

>>681117987
Also feelsgood to not be alone /b/ro

She likes girls, and she banded together with my friends on my birthday to pay for a high priced escorts to have a threesome with me and her while we were rekt on coke. The escort ended up being 10/10 blonde, tanned, fake tits, her accent was something similar to Russian? Not sure, haven't spoken with many people from that neck of the world. She looked like she belonged in a braziers film

>>681104668
Does that work? Wouldn't that have the opposite effect.. gotta try..

>>681105991
Judging by his story I can tell you that she doesn't suck

nmp

Bumping only interesting thread on /b/

We were at my best friend's house. His roommate was having a party.

Naked, she walks into the room where all the guests are and asks him if she and I can fuck in his bed. She then refuses to put her clothes back on until she has to go home.

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Current gf straddled me from the front and grinded on me while holding on to my shoulders as I made out with her and rubbed her pussy. in front of a mall. she also likes to be choked hard and likes me leaving nail marks on her, especially her ass and she loves it when I make her ass hurt alot. Assplay is fun.

Last gf had her pants half down and grinded on me in a movie. Nothing to freaky since we were both still in high school

>>681121076
lol k

>>681121076
anything she does not do?

>>681121538

Oral. Literally the only thing she doesn't do. Says she wants to but can't bring herself to start.

blew me in a theatre

>>681121659
cop-out af

>>681105573
Hory sheeit her nip are like JCB starter buttons

>>681109062
You get peepee touches from them? Maybe she makes them blow you/jack you off in shower?

16 year old girl once asked me to fuck her in the ass

>>681122339
greenext please?

>>681122305
negative

>>681122404
>be 25 years old
>meet 15 year old on the internet
>didnt know her age for months
>we really get along
>finally the chips are out and i dont care, agree to visit her
>her parents are ok with it
>fast forward
>doing her doggystyle one day
>"do you want to try anal"
>uh, yeah
>blow load in her ass

>>681122339
how did you get a 16 y/o to talk to you

>>681122621
where did you meet online

>>681122621
how did you talk to her. i need data i can analyse to replicate this.

>>681122705
>>681122753
Internet Relay Chat. Used the program called MIRC. The chatrooms are called "channels"

>>681122582
You ever think about fucking them? Have they ever watched you cum from bj?

>>681113787
Are you me?

Deepthroating me out of nowhere and going ontop and putting it in her ass without asking is all I can think of

>>681117658
Maybe you should start having the get closer and closer and then one day have them right next to you and cum on her face and "accidentally" cum on them

>>681122938
im not rly into younger girls but yes ive thought about it, but never would actually do anything. They are all very cute. the 11yo is starting puberty, would love to suck her little tits. have seen bj a couple times

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Threesome with one of her female friend and me.
Hardcore BDSM.
Willing to expose herself.

Pic related, it's her.

>>681123859
You should fuck your gf in the shower right in front of her

>>681122836
do you have any pics of her

>>681123830
Fucking peado

Had a huge shit while she sucked me off

>>681124101
So?

>>681124036
Yes. Willing to upload them to 4chan? Fuck no.

>>681124168
You should kill yourself

>>681124218
clothed pics?, im not a pedo im under 18 soo i like people my age

>>681102325
>Turned me into a sissy for a while
>I was a submissive
>sucked off her strap on
>made me choke on it
>shoved things like chop sticks and make up brushes up my dick
>dressed me up in jewelry and womens clothes
>fingered my ass
You get the idea.

>>681102325
>sluttiest thing your gf/ex has done with you?


Fucked in playground during the summer right in front of a buidling in a ghetto neighborhood, and took it to a bathroom ina restaraunt later on leading to a alley way where she sucked me off dry

>>681124278
Soo you're underage & b&

>>681124278
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjH2_W_xKnMAhUQ6GMKHRbbC1MQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.garbagediscobox.com%2Fthe-band%2Fshirley-manson%2F&psig=AFQjCNHZRejOaBJc3DewJK7VtIWUvfTsQA&ust=1461664966070010

she looks a lot like shirley manson of garbage

protip: redheads have pink assholes and nipples

>>681123830
lol not going to happen

>>681123944
surprisingly we rarely fuck in the shower even when its just us 2. i might try it sometime though.

>>681124289
Chop sticks up the fucking dick? That gotta hurt

I had sex with my ex and i got her pregnant because i tore my condom blamed it on my friend who tagged teamed her and came in her as well

>>681124416
really?, i was wondering why some girls have really pink pussys and assholes, i gotta date a redhead then i love that

"Please come inside me daddyyy. Pleeease"

I pleased her. She's the best and I don't ask for nothing more.

>>681123896
how does forced oral work? i mean, does she try to bite you once youre in, or is the deal if you get your dick in her mouth, then she has to submit?

done a lot of shit,
fucked outdoors,
fucked her in the ass with a dildo inside her pussy
had her finger my asshole while sucking me off
cum on her food and she'll eat it

>>681124701
She's totally into it so...when she wears her collar I can remove her hands if I want to, when she tries to get off. When she doesn't wear it, I just go more gently when I see she has difficulties to take it.

>>681102325
>sluttiest thing your gf/ex has done with you?

Ate my ASS

>Fucking my gf in the ass
>Fell myself getting ready to cum
>Start going faster
>Dick accidentally slips out
>She thinks I pulled out on purpose
>Spins around and grabs my dick
>Stares at my dick for a second
>There's piece of corn stuck to the head
>She giggles and eats the kernal of my dick
>Then sucks me off until I cum
>And immediately spits jizz into napkin
>Wont swallow cum but will eat corn that came out of her ass
>I dont even
>
>
>

>>681125039
fuck off, idiot. i knew that was fake from the 4th line

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This

>>681102325

She often just laps my tongue with a really sloppy kiss and give me handjobs. Funny enough, she has a massive foreplay fetish, cumming right away even though I haven't slid it in yet.

The most intense moment she had with me was when she had already came from me just rubbing my cock on her snatch and I still fucked her. After that, I shoved three of those vibrating beads into her cunt. Fucked her again with those inside. Shoved a vibrating dildo up her ass too.

I swear, she was sweating like mad, drooling like she was having a seizure, tears flowing like a broken faucet. What cracked me up was that she couldn't think straight, begging me to stop at the same time begging for more.

After that, we stopped having sex for a while since she was all sore. Then we went back to our usual teasing and foreplay. Mostly just sloppy kissing accompanied with a handjob from her. Often in a back alley, restroom, etc, etc.

>>681110758
Once you go black, you're a single mom. Don't judge me, I only speak the truth.

Exgf
>ate my ass many times once i was in a chair so would pull her by the hair up look her in the eye call her a nasty slut and then made her suck my cock before forcing her to lick my asshole again
>ATM WOW just fucking WOW
>pissed in her mouth
>friend of her watched her get assfucked
>swallowed a few times
Current gf
>loves licking ass
>pegged me and she enjoyed it more than me
>swallowed looked at me asked for more

>Be skinny 16 yo white boy with long hair
>Girlfriend is tall and curvy
>She convinces me to let her make me up
>Spends 45 minutes doing my hair & makeup
>Tells me I look so hotlt
>Makes me wear her bra and panties
>Stuffs bra with socks
>We make out and she plays with my "tits"
>Slips her hands in my panties
>Reaches down past my balls
>Starts fingering my asshole
>Tell her it kinda hurts but she doesnt stop
>She makes me roll over and eats my ass
>Then grinds against me
>Fingering my ass hard as fuck
>Felt like it was her whole hand
>Later said it was only 3 fingers
>Whole time she was pulling my hair and biting my neck
>Talking all kinds of nasty shit
>We both came

>>681126772
any pics of you all dressed up?

Fucked her pussy, came in her ass.

Surprise blowjob in the shower while I was washing my hair.

Turned a good little Catholic girl into a cocklover.
Shit is cash

>>681114293

more (as in everything you've got)

>Date girl for almost a year
>She LOVES my dog "Sam"
>I get idea
>Ask her to let him fuck her but she refuses
>Pressure her for months
>She finally gives in
>He fucks her while she cries
>Came in her then pulled out with a "Splop!"
>Doggy cum everywhere
>She cried for like and hour
>Finally cleaned up, dressed and left
>Never spoke a word
>Broke up with her by text that night
>Nasty bitch

Let me cum in her ass while her father was in the other room. There were glass doors but we thought he was sleeping. Stood up with pajamas and a massive boner, somehow escaped alive.

>>681128132
Savage.

Should have gotten pics

>>681129235
what makes you think he didnt have at least 3 cameras in that room?

>>681129404
Please annon....