Waifu Claiming thread
>Late Night Crew edition
The rules are simple
>Drink alcohol
>Choose your 2d waifu
>Post your waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Do drugs
>Spike waifu is best waifu
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Most important: Have Fun!
Spike Spiegel
>>681099071
The cutest? You really think so? I love nine inch nails <3 I could listen to this all night long as long as ya keep me warm
hello!
Claim. I'd like to make it known that I'm on mobile. It is such an effort to post, jeez.
>>681099439
Googled and keked
Althought he said pussy not pansy
Milinda claim
>>681098476
Honestly teamwork almost matters more than skills in that game.
>>681098557
But I was interested! Maybe we should play together sometime?
>>681099018
Sounds like a plan friend! kek
I will go easy on you now. :)
>>681099439
Because silvers are plebs... kek
Akiko claim
>>681099233
>>681099244
>checked and appreciated
>>681099439
That was kinda what I was going for. If you want you're free to save it though I doubt it's good enough to be anyone's wallpaper
Vivian James claimed. I'm going to bed. I hope to have more science discussion with you guys later. Good night.
quints get
Makise claimed!
>>681099439
Lurking here, besides on these threads. Drawing, vidya. The main ones I guess. I also dabble in firearms and computer building.
>>681099772
Absolutely. The power hidden behind innocence. The short, dark hair. The eyepatch.
Exuding sexual aura.
>Not you, Dio
I got a life time for you, darlin
>>681100051
Nope
>>681098921
Sorry to hear that :( Im here if your down to talk about it, if you don't I understand
>>681099018
Oooohhh my god the people who don't know math are the worst, I hope you gave her a shitty experience on purpose haha
>>681099071
Will do, I don't play super often but if we got the same game im down
>>681099514
Depends on the type of shell
Also claiming
Claimed.
>>681097940
I'm alright, just browsing the internet. You?
>>681098557
Why was shitty?
TELEVISION
RULES THE NATION
Claimed as always.
>>681099883
Don't feel bad, I'm actually on my laptop at the moment and even then I'm slow to post.
>>681099935
I'm not gonna be able to play any kind of anything for a while if what I think is about to happen does happen...
>>681099982
Goodnight.
I need to sleep, I'll be back soon!
>>681100388
Welcome to the thread. Are you new or too old for me?
>>681100470
Hello snek
>>681100333
>fukken checked
Salt rounds.
It won't kill her, but it'll hurt
a lot
and sting
she'll probably cry
By the way, got a lot of favorites up in here.
What's up, waifu's?
>>681100563
Except you, because you actually sleep
Goodnight anyway. Sweet nightmares
>>681100333
Thanks but nothing wrong is happening, I'm just feeling down..
>>681099806
Heya baseball! Hope your doing well
>>681099899
True haha, I like that whole bit about dudes just being dudes in general
>>681099935
Im not even ranked in comp and I know silvers are plebs haha
>>681099972
Well you accomplished it! I could see it as a wallpaper, its really good!
>>681099982
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>681100139
>dabble in firearms
You got any guns?
>>681100649
ey
Claimed.
>>681099883
>>681100333
Next Monday is my birthday(going to be 21), that being said. Can you two suggest any type of alcoholic beverages I can mix up, or to try. I don't drink alcohol at all, but since it's my birthday, why the heck not? (Only this one time.)
>>681099935
I could believe that, but then there's those people who just Juan Deag everyone and get an ace.
>>681100563
Night m8.
>>681099439
Ah, such a sullen state to be in.
>Best idol claimed.
>>681099935
Th...thank you...
>chibi glasses
>>681099972
Oh and hello, Akiko. I thouht I had replied to you, but it didn't come out. Doing well?
>>681099982
Great discussion and great waifu. See you later Vivian.
>>681100333
I took out my calculator and punched in every single number as slowly as I could without saying anything. When she looked from the calculator to me, I frowned hard, and she cursed me out again hahaha.
>>681100559
Canaan, did you miss my wonderful pun, or did you choose to ignore it?
>>681100563
Night!
>>681099806
Hello, again. Finding /waifu/ to taste?
>>681100563
Sleep is for the weak
Drink more tea
>>681100924
Hello Ruri
>>681100863
A few. Always been a pro gun guy. Will be purchasing my first handgun next year sometime. Yourself?
>>681100807
With those tits, Idont blame you for feeling weighed down. Need someone to hold those up for you
>>681101101
>1101101
That's because you're a robot and that's cheating
>>681100388
Welcome friend! Hows it goin?
>>681100470
Same here, shitposting and browsing. The kings afternoon haha, how was your day?
>>681100563
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>681100660
>Salt rounds
>against syndra
Kek, Something tells me shed be fairly resistant to those
>>681100807
I feel ya, sometimes its just that kind a day. Are you at least feeling better at least now that your with us? <3
>>681100924
>>681101032
I'm actually tearing up right now. Of course I can think of some mixers for you, Sanae! Here's some questions so I can suggest your perfect mixer
(Also, you should drink with Koko and I, just good 'ol rum and coke)
>>681100559
Oh? Is something wrong friend?
>>681100863
You should get ranked sometime. Just for fun. I will help if you want
>>681101035
I honestly dont know how that happens... I got a 4k as last man with a deag today though. Never been so lucky in my life... kek
>>681101064
What state do you live in friend? If you are in the US that is... kek
>>681101270
Nah I'm alright
>>681101345
Yeah, its helping. Sadly I was in a feels thread not too long ago an the feeling came back a little harder. I even shed a few tears
>those dog posts always get me
got to drink that love nectar.
>>681101101
Hello, Syndra.
I'm guessing you've got severe insomnia.
That sucks.
>>681101462
>N-not in front of everyone..
Food time. Need that deliciousness
>>681101345
To the face
repeatedly
It'd still be fun!
>>681101032
Avoid vodka!
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey
rum and coke, yes, good.
Mixers are dangerous, though. BUT, if you really want to get fucked up, my favorite for dangerous drinking is vodka slushies.
I get gatorade, pour in half a pint and put it in the freezer. Shake after the and second hour, then keep checking often.
>>681101672
(replying to self) oh almost forgot. anna nishikinomiya claimed
>>681101032
>>681101477
Have any color preferences?
Do you prefer sweet(candy) or dry (coffee)?
Do you have a fear of fire?
Do you want to drink moderately or get wasted, and if the latter, how fast?
About where do you live in (for availability of certain liquors)
>>681100863
Thanks, that's reassuring. After all a background just has to be pleasant to look at
>>681100970
You just woke up? It's pretty early here
>>681101064
Hello, I'm doing ok. Made some backgrounds as requested by /waifu/ earlier yesterday and it turned out pretty okay
>>681101015
>cute nervous
How do you make her even cuter? Didn't think that was possible
>>681101032
Happy pre-emptive birthday! Id say you can't go wrong with a good rum and coke, but Im not very good with the names of mixed drinks, Mirai is better at that haha
>>681101064
I bet you had a look of pure smug haha, its always great when you get that look from a customer of like "oh shit...I was wrong"
>>681101194
Same, Im not 21 yet so I can't buy a handgun but I've been shopping around for shotguns, what you got in mind?
>>681101872
Great claim, but RIP. We'll never see a second season...
>>681100470
Lots of reasons. The biggest being that my father is being granted parole for good behavior and might get his sentencing reduced as a result. Unfortunately, that's gonna mean he's going to be stuck in my apartment. Neither me or my girlfriend want that, seeing as how much of a dick he was to both of us when we were still in high school.
Is it really safe to be using namesync on here?
>>681101064
I chose to ignore it. I've never found puns to be funny unless they're extremely well executed.
>>681101565
Read above.
>>681101672
Lewd.
>>681101685
I have it every night so its nothing unusual.
How are you doing?
I'm gonna put this here and see what happens
>>681101916
Thats almost as much nectar as the one I make when I think about Dio a bit too hard.
>>681102020
I decided a long time ago my first handgun would be the Springfield Armory XD 9mm Service Model. You?
>>681102029
my hopes, dreams, and ambitions killed when her voice actress was.
>>681102116
I don't know man, I think skeletons are cooler demons.
>>681102116
That's lewd
Claimed.
>>681102050
That sounds complicated... I wish you the best of luck with that... I will pray for you.
>>681102394
Not realy, it's just ugly.
>>681101565
>4k as last man with a deag
Ooh, that is lucky. It's the powers that be.
>Good morning everyone :3
>hugss
>>681102658
Welcome back Chen
>>681101565
Im trying, I think I got like 6 games left to win before I get my rank? So far I've only lost one comp match. For some reason I actually give a shit about the ration whereas I usually don't care
>>681101633
>those dog posts always get me
Same here. feels threads don't usually get me, but the old people talking about their spouses getting dementia/alzheimers I tear up a bit. Then the animal ones come in for the kill. The one I remember most was the one with the lion mother who tries to ditch the kid who can't move his legs :(
>>681101672
>love nectar
>acting like I wouldn't drink that shit like water
>>681101739
It would be fun! but I don't think the afterwards would be fun...when shes pissed
>>681101966
And yours is very pleasant! It evokes alot of thought and I feel like it could inspire some sort of short film haha
>>681102658
god damn catgirls I'll tell ya whuat
>>681101565
>accent engaged
gid' ol' Texas
for now. Plan to move out more west. You?
>>681101966
Ooh, can I see?
>>681102020
I love answering customers "No ma'am that's not correct, you see..." God this job has made me loathe people.
>>681102050
Canaaan, so cruel~
Taking notes.
>>681101739
>>681102020
Got Rum and Coke checked for sure!
>>681101894
1. Any color really.
2. Both. Though sweet a little more.
3. Nope.
4. I perfer a slow climb. But not too slow. I want to get somewhat wasted.
5. Northeast AL.
>>681102103
Are you a NEET right now? I wouldn't want to think you'd endure being restless while working/studying.
I'm doing fine, just trying to pass out since I've got uni tomorrow, not up to much either.
>Yourself?
>>681102658
Hey, Chen.
Are you the one who used to dislike Chara anon?
>>681101685
>Mm? You don't want it?
>>681102658
Xdd i missed u so mutch
>hug
>>681102753
Oh and i almoust forgot
I usualy go to sleep at 3am
>>681102870
In class
Working on a programm right now, but its monday and noone is doing anything.
>>681101345
My day was....interesting, let's just put it that way lol
>>681101966
oh no I've been awake for quite some time. I'd be a little concerned if I were to have just woken up at 11:30pm.
>>681102050
Idk why it wouldn't be. Well, aside from the fact that one person in particular from my time in other threads noticed I was here and followed me in trying to deface me. But I and everyone else just ignored the twat so yeah.
>>681102526
Exactly
>Swimsuit? I approve
>>681102753
Your win/loss ratio when getting ranked is actually not very important. Its mostly decided by performance in game (score/kills)
>>681102813
>activating accent
Minnesota eh.
kek
>>681102753
>See's no steam friend invite
>salt rounds Koko in the tits
This might be just as fun...
>>681102961
I incest you continue.
>>681102116
Do it, fgt
>>681102162
Nice choice, I think my brother in law has that one. Right now I'm thinking a mossburg 500 for the shotgun, maybe a Glock for the handgun but I'm not really sure
>>681102658
Don't act like that, how are you doing fgt?
>>681102753
You think so? I kinda already had it in my head when I started it so I didn't think about further meaning
>>681102813
I let the guys choose between a flower in thorns and a nomad riding a scorpion
Obvious winner and pic related is the result
I also have a version with more peaches
>>681102870
I dislike eveyone who whines, to be honest.
And yeah, that's me.
>>681102705
same
>>681102766
nya
>>681103136
MHMMMMM HEELLO HOW ARE YOU~
>If anything happend, you can talk to me..............
>hug
>>681103327
Same as always, drinking some cola. how are you, mate?
>>681102488
Thanks.
>>681102813
I know, I'm terrible.
>>681103165
I'm gonna have to generate a new trip then...
I'm struggling to keep my eyes open right now, gonna get some sleep. Goodnight everyone.
>>681103327
Not bad choices. If you want a nice, cheap, reliable shotty. Go for the Mossburg Maverick.
>>681102961
I didn't said that, I'd actually prefer if you continued.
>I honestly don't dislike it, thanks for the display of affection.
>>681103460
Heh, I see.
I remember you, dude. Glad to see you around.
>>681103462
Nini!
Claiming Mii Konori
>>681103460
I b guud
Working and checking this once in a while
How about u?
>>681103224
May the CS:GO gods bless you.
>Nice swimsuit.
>>681103462
>struggling to keep my eyes
Right there with ya m8. Anyways sleep tight.
>>681102830
Processing.
Also, favorite soda or soda flavor?
Do you like the taste of alcohol or the heat?
In the meantime:
1. Never drink beer then liquor.
2. Don't mix alcohols (like vodka/whiskey, rum/tequila.) It will kill you and your friends.
3. Getting drunk on wine will give you headaches like you've never had before.
4. Sugary liquors in rapid succession make you sick. Take it easy with schnapps.
5. Martinis aren't manly. They're fucking bad. Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.
6. Scotch is NOT a higher class of whiskey. Tell those old men "piss off". All scotch is, is Scottish whiskey.
>>681103831
>>681103713
I'm glad you don't mind it
>Really
>>681102813
haha, telling self righteous customers they're wrong is the best, have you ever had to call security at all?
>>681102830
I'd say avoid vodka too. also stick to one kind of liquor, dont do a lil this lil that. Stick to one kind and it'll help alot. Also stay hydrated, for every shot you take drink some water. Staying fed is always good as well. What I like to do is throughout the night do a little check. Close your eyes and if you start to get the spins you know to slow down
>>681103136
Well thats not too bad, I do the same thing. What time do you have to get up and start your day?
>>681103165
>interesting
Do tell!
>>681103224
Tell that to the game
>6 more wins until you are given a rank
Or some shit like that
>>681103243
Pipe down fgt im adding you now, ive been busy with all these replies
How can anime be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>681103462
No problem. Sleep well friend. I hope to hear from you soon
>>681104143
Thanks friend. May the mail delivery system gods bless you too... kek
>likewise
>>681104273
Thats just to make sure they get enough data to rank you. Win loss is still important but the majority of the decision is from performance.
>>681104273
5 to 6 am
>>681104578
How can eyes be real if we arent real
>>681104171
Why would I?
C'mere, dude.
>Hugs
There's plenty of non-lewd artwork, that's quite helpful, actually.