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Celeb Fap Thread
>>681099096
One last Gillian to wrap up this chain
>>681098820
Then I'll start up with another Gentile lady
>>681099614
I like pale legs. So here's a little Ellie Kemper. I don't have much of her.
>>681099614
>>681099872
I love you
>>681099948
>>681099934
Love you, too, anon.
>>681100041
Take some Kstew and make sure to fap to her legs too.
>>681100122
Last Ellie. Maybe I should post one Jewess tonight?
>>681100338
Do it...
>>681100338
>>681100397
I'll make a compromise. Raised Catholic, assimilated into Judaism.
Anne Hathaway.
Her legs are pretty pale, too.
>>681100717
I can't handle all this paleness
>>681100717
>>681100160
Thanks for the KStew, by the way. I actually really like her. She can act sometimes, like in Adventureland.
>>681100990
>>681100930
Pale is love
>>681099096
>>681100990
Glad I could give something back <3
The beautiful Catherine Zeta-Jones...
>>681101094
Literally too much
>>681101169
>Anne Hathaway will never call you a forward young man
Anyone have non-white celebs to share?
>>681101410
>>681101191
Cheers, anon
>>681101292
Naw. We haven't even begun to pale.
>>681101425
Ew. Fuckin' wat?
>>681101548
Easy to say when you ain't fapping
>>681101643
Dem pants
WHITE
PEOPLE
ARE
BORING
>>681101737
>>681101714
True. I wonder if I'll end up going all the way back to Karen or Emma when it's finally time. Anne is pretty great, too, though. It's so hard to choose sometimes!
>>681101787
You should go experience some true excitement in Zimbabwe.
>>681101970
Do it and post: efficiency.
>>681100514
How can you be attracted to her? Blech.
>>681102010
I'm just saying my eyes are tired of watching these pasty ass whites and Asians posted here every day.
>>681102166
>>681102124
Post, drink, AND fap?
Sounds hard.
>>681102314
Try. You know you want to anon.
>>681102592
Steven Wright did a sex scene?
>>681102582
>>681102517
Might as well. Seems like this'll be the last thread, anyway.
>>681102776
Why does this Catherine Zeta-Jones anon keep responding to me?
>>681102529
Uggo. And not just because she's black
>>681102935
I'm not a racist, but that's disgusting
>>681102776
Enjoyyy
>>681103078
>>681103052
>>681103078
Takes a bit for the pale legs to show up in this one.
>>681103279
Everybody wants some of Anne.
>>681103180
She's Welsh and Irish, white as enriched white bread.
anyone want all
http://link.dabebook.com/3
>>681103420
You too?
>>681103479
Fuck you, anon
>>681100627
oh fuck how have i missed this
>>681103420
Penultimate pic of Anne Hathaway and her beautiful pale legs.
>>681101213
Moar!!!
>>681103662
Moar
>>681103662
End of Anne.
>>681103514
Fuck yeah, I do. Why else would I have all these pictures.
I would probably pair her with a redhead. Red hair looks good next to pale skin. Maybe Isla Fischer, since Karen is busy with Emma Roberts.
>>681103662
>Penultimate
I hope you get raped by Donald Trump
/thread
>>681103844
Would you have them kissing over your dick maybe?
>>681103844
Up next is two webms of one of my favorite gals, Dreama Walker. She needs to be in more things.
>>681103998
>>681103981
>>681104154
>>681103998
Hell yes. Anne would take the load, and probably be a little bit grumpy about it. Then Isla would giggle and lick it off of her face. She's always in a good mood.
>>681103889
Are you the same anon who thought I used it incorrectly last thread?
>>681104542
>Are you the same anon who thought I used it incorrectly last thread?
No you retard. But, I don't even blame the guy. It is stupid usage.
>>681104542
Next is Krysten Ritter. She's the original reason I watched Don't Trust the B*tch in Apt 23, but I ended up staying for the previous girl, Dreama.
>>681103968
sauce?
>>681104542
Make sure there's lots for two girls
>>681104843
>>681104778
It is correct usage. Maybe you just don't like words.
Now hush and enjoy pale women.
>>681104980
>>681104939
Don't worry; they'll both get their fill.
>>681104980
Go rape yourself.
>>681104980
Fapping a success?
>>681105169
Minus the chick, this looks like my elementary yearbook from 1992.
>>681105196
>>681105169
>>681105066
>>681105196
Penultimate pic of Krysten.
>>681105315
Stop trying to make this a thing. It won't become a thing.
>>681105196
Multitask anon, multitask
>>681105315
End of the KRitter dump. She's got some fine legs.
Now which Gentile lady is next? Or has it been long enough since I posted Jewesses, I wonder?
I'll just try to find someone pale.
>>681105537
got any scarjo?
>>681105662
shit faek
here's her ass
for real
>>681105537
Keira Knightley is pretty pale.
>>681105398
I'm not trying to make anything a thing. I'm just letting people know when I'm running out of pictures.
>>681105406
I'm already multitasking. I'm watching New Girl, dumping pale celebs and drinking. If I added in fapping it would take me even longer to post, and nobody wants that! I'm not fapping for the good of us all.
>>681105761
Were are we. in Japan?!?
>>681105761
thanks for nothing
faggot
>>681105813
>>681105698
I do, but she's Jewish. I posted a ton of Jewesses last night, so I'm taking a little break. At least until like, three drinks from now. Then the Jewesses will come flowing.
>>681105813
>I'm just letting people know when I'm running out of pictures.
That's a gay way to put it.
>>681105813
Do it, you deserve some pleasure
>>681105813
>>681106016
Just fucking use normal words and don't make yourself feel superior and just say, "I am running to of pics" you pretentious asshole.
>>681106108
thanks british skeltal
>>681106016
Well, sorry I'm providing you with information.
>>681106086
Later. When I've accumulated enough tabs.
>>681106268
>Well, sorry I'm providing you with information.
Just tip your fedora and leave.
>>681106268
>>681106206
Penultimate is faster.
Why are you getting so mad about words?
>>681099096
who is she?
>>681106206
>angry_neckbeard.jpg
>>681106268
>>681106361
>>681106206
>>681106450
It is your smug intention that pisses me off.
>>681106518
I can't even grow a beard you know-it-all.
>>681106268
>i ate last month
you need to eat every day!
>>681106697
>>681106661
I'm glad she's fattened up a little bit. A very, very little bit.
This was years back. The best years of my life, when I nailed a 8/10. She was funny and witty and tiny bit chubby. Perfect. Don't even get me started on how great the sex was. It was mind fucking amazing. She was a beast. Wild as fuck. Was into all kinds of roleplays and shit. One night she would cover herself in blue bodypaint and the next night it would be latex.
So anyway we broke up . She wanted to pursue acting. I was against it. I didn't want her to get with other men even if it was just for a movie and didn't mean nothing.They eventually become giant whores. I mean thats why women are still even in the business. She was adamant and I had to let her go.
It's unfair right. I mean I'm the man and how dare she go on her own ways without thinking about me or our future together. We don't talk anymore not only because we ended on bad terms but because I did something so cruel after. I wanted to hurt her and put her in her place. I wanted her to know the pain I went through. I needed closure more like I wanted the last laugh.
Fast forward 2014
She went on to become an actress. A successful one. I mean this bitch was getting movie deals one after the another. So I got to thinking what would be the best way to bring down a well know personality. By ruining their reputation or publicly shaming them, exposing them. You might have already guessed what I did. Yes. I leaked her nudes. It went big. I fucking love it now when people see her the first thing that comes to their mind is her banging tits and shaved cunt. Fucking win. I have all the closure I need. I'm over her now and can carry on happily knowing the world has a whole other perception about her. A dirty slut one. Win. Anyway her names Jennifer Lawrence. You might have heard of her. Lots of mindless sheep look up to her.
>>681106570
Then learn when to shut the fuck up and walk away instead of acting like a mouthy fat fuck on the internet. no one cares, cock stain
>>681106649
grow the fuck up then
>>681106851
>>681106835
>>681106832
>>681106964
Keira is a great pale legfu, but her eyebrows are kinda funky.
>>681106835
cool story /b/ro
but JLaw is NO 8/10
& you never even met her
>>681107082
I'm gonna let loose to her now. Feels too good
>>681107082
Keira's been bad lately. Do you employ corporal punishment?
>>681107083
>>681107082
Before all you ugly desperate b/worms were alive Rita Hayworth was the queen...
>>681107258
>>681107238
Do it, anon. She's wants it. She NEEDS it.
>>681099096
WHO IS SHE CARALHO
>>681107443
Penultimate Keira pic
>>681107443
Where anon?
>>681107546
And this is it for Keira. Stockings over her pale legs.
I think it's been long enough that I can post a Jewess. So Scarjo is next like that one anon wanted. Is that one anon here still?
>>681107653
why are you quoting my post?
don't drag me down to your level!
>>681107748
I amm, no cum yet either.
>>681107748
>>681107687
She wants to feel it inside her. All hot and warm inside her pussy.
More legs pls ugh
>>681107363
>>681107653
I see your Rita
And I raise you some Grace
>>681106851
/kills self
Good bye..... cruel world.....
>>681107919
Would you be okay with taking her mouth then :)
>>681107919
>>681107834
Then enjoy the ScarJo.
>>681107824
There's some anon who just responds to random people.
>>681101609
is this brittany from tipsy bartender?
>>681106954
Are you an autist? I mean, my mom might be, but are you?
>>681108061
...let me assist you
>>681107677
Any more Julie Bowen? Damn fine
>>681108097
>>681107996
I could do Bella next. She has damn good legs.
>>681108080
Hell yes. Keira is good at swallowing down loads. So she can feel both of our loads going into her at the same time.
I wanted the mouth, anyway.
>>681108223
Thank you, may I have another?
>>681108167
>trying_this_hard.jpg
>>681108306
You're fucking bad anon after all
>>681108306
Please do anon
>>681108534
>>681108432
Nah, Keira's fucking bad. Now let's unload into her!
>>681108613
A vintage qt. noice.
>>681108658
You need to stroke it first.
>>681108658
>>681108585
Righto, up next will be Bella Thorne. Except we'll probably hit image limit afore then.
Odds fap pls
>>681108889
Hey, there's a pale leg in this one! Right on theme.
>>681108755
No need, she's been suckin' me
>>681108889
>>681108755
>>681108733
Stay away from your neighbor's dog you perverts...
