I stay asleep
Roll

>>681089214
need minimum of 20 to stay asleep

wake up faggot

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>>681088940
Ma'name is Nigro i am 30 year old fat man from south africa i like wielding glocks and 2 handed weapons like my penis and steel pipes

My class is barbarian/wild animal and im 6.7ft tall

My skillset is

1- Last hope KFC: When below 10% health automatically eat chicken and regain 30% hp

2- Nigger experience: can easily lockpick and break into buildings

3- Loud nigra: Can shout really loud once a day stunning enemies except white policemen

>>681090055
Kek
What shall Nigro do?

>>681090313
Following my animalistic instincts I will approach the nearest village looking for watermelons to eat as im hungry from my travels

>>681090583
You find a nearby settlement of bandits. One is wielding a police baton, putting you at a disadvantage. They do not know of your presence. What do you do?

I get a cardboard sign and write "clack lives matter" on it

>>681090933
I unzip my pants and pull out my 20 inch flaccid penis, then proceed to charge at them while using my loud nigra yell and waving it around, ready to attack

black*

ok. I'll play a generic spellsword. Warrior with medium armour and a sword and shield who can cast fire magic.
-fireball
-light weapon on fire spell
-chance to counter attack on block
-a large outward explosion comes out of him in all directions when he takes serious damage. the explosion does not damage him.

-Riftis

>>681088940
Fuck off

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I am PedoMc Stealyoshit I have the ability to carefully watch over homes and pick victims to rob. my only weakness is little kids who grow up to be meth addicts and shitty traps made from tinker toys.

My skillsets:

1-Wilhelm Scream- when attacked, i activate this and take 20% less damage

2-Boarderline Pedo- I activate this and all families within 20 miles of me are alerted of my living in the area. not really a skill, but just the law.

>>681091231
Most of the bandits are intimidated by your massive dark shaft and scamper off, dropping several items such as watermelons, chicken drumsticks, and brass knuckles for you to scavenge. However, the baton-wielding bandit is revealed to be a retired cop, rendering your nigra yell useless. What do you do?

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Kremgor the Barbarian. short sword each 2 attack, battle axe-2, doof warrior guitar -6
abilities: body armor, stealth, immune to poison, on dubs insta kill.

*80's synth rock playing*
vaaalllhalllaa!

I make my way towards the light

-Riftis

>>681091416
>>681091624
>>681091909
OK. Keep in mind you'll have to keep track of these traits. What do you do?

>>681091711
As any other nigro would do I try to quickly grab the items on the ground and sprint like a coward, hoping that the cop doesn't shoot me in the nuts

>>681092014
Pedo here. I wish to enter the backdoor by lockpicking it

>>681091991
You come across a mostly abandoned bandit settlement, inhabitted by only a baton-wielding bandit and a fleeing Nigra. What do you do?

>>681092250
I light my sword on fire with my magic and approach the bandit. I try to bait out an attack so I can block and counter.

>>681092093
You successfully pick the lock due to your 93 roll and keep the lockpick. You find a room full of treasure. Wat do?

>>681092014
light? fuck light. kremgor like darkness. kremgor go deeper into cave.

>>681092381
The bandit attacks but you successfully counter, hitting him in the jugular. He is badly wounded. Wat do?

>>681092449
I skip the room because it is a obvious trap, those coins arent gold, theyre obviously chocolate coins. I go to open the next door.

I am a normal farmer named Mitch

>>681092022
You get away successfully but you drop the drumstick due to your 22 roll, glancing back to see the cop get sliced in the jugular. You slip into the darkness of the hallway, contemplating whether to go back. Wat do?

>>681092626
Finish him.

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I'm a human
Abilities include barter, endurance, influence (possibly magic?), and luck
Weapons include iron dagger and special herbs.
I own nothing but an inventory of food.

My name is Zekintro

>>681092470
Kremgor find room full of gold along with a strangely Pedophilic looking man. Wat do?

>>681092848
You decapitate the bandit, finding gold and his baton on him, along with two healing potions, but you see Nigra watching from afar. Wat do?

>>681092969
>>681092810
K. Wat do?

>>681092831
mmm i remain hidden in the dark while equipping the brass knuckles and eating 1/4 of watermelon, and also rapping about being homeless and jesus. Can you tell me about my surroundings a little better?

>>681093157
I collect the items and fireball Nigra.

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>>681093203
Zekintro wishes to aid and protect those he escapes with. We should like to seek civilization for rest and supplies.

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>>681088940
I am Franz, the finest Aryan to walk the face of the Earth.

My class is jew cleansing and I am a perfect 6'6''

Skillset:
1. Zyklon B grenades. Use when hp is lower than 50%

2. Might of Germany: Call upon other Aryans in the vicinity, causes jews to be stunned for a minute

3. Schwanz: Proceeds to rape anything that moves causing anal distress and violent thrashing/screaming

Weapons:

1. MP40 for killin jews
2. Zyklon B
3. Swastika of Jew killin

>>681093239
You are just far enough from the settlement to see the cop get his mofuggin head get chopped awf nigga. Yall have three doors around you, a wood one, a steel one, and a titanium barred one. You see a fast approaching fireball from the settlement. Wat do?

>>681093203
i start to follow the strongest looking one in the group

>>681093436
You wander around your surroundings to find a settlement up ahead. You see a strange man with a sword firing fireballs down a hallway. A decapitated corpse is next to you. The man does not know you are there. Wat do?

>>681093436
should those around me wish to attack but roll a number lesser than this posts', I will escape with those who stand with me and proceed towards the tunnel with caution

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>>681093007
gold? kremgor dont need gold. make kremgor slow. strange man? kremgor approach. sniff man. man smell of sweat and fear....plus pollen. *sneeze* man get scared. pictures of little boys fall out of mans pocket.....KREMGOR HITS MAN WITH AX

>>681093571
Aw shit nigga he out to kill me, I sprint towards the wooden door (holding the watermelons tightly) and try to pick the lock with a piece of my fingernail

>>681093953
>Implying there is a group
No one has even been introduced to one another yet. Try again.

>>681094024
>>681094024
Rolling odd - obtain head as evidence of crimes to nature, even - will take head for mummification magical rituals.
avoiding conflict with above 50

>>681094082
You pick the lock just in time to dodge the fireball and go into the safety of the room and lock the door behind you, but his fire sets the door ablaze. Around you is a heavy bookshelf, 2 dumbells, and a glock. Wat do?

>>681094514
You take the head in intent to mumify it, but the man notices you. Wait for man to react.

>>681094031
Attack misses due to roll of 31. Man is distracted trying to pick up his pictures. He is open. Wat do?

>>681094870
KREMGOR STOMP ON WICKED MAN.

>>681094870
what do i need to roll for attacks to hit?

>>681095123
>>681092698
Your stomp crashes the man to the ground, crippling him

>>681093439
Wat do?

>>681094532
(spellsword riftis here)

After missing the nigger with my fireball I run after him in pursuit, and cast another fireball (if/when) I see him.

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>>681094532
Now we talkin boi, i grab the muhfuggin gun and check how many bullez i got, while aiming at the door ready to gun down this fuccboy

Farmer here ,i fuck my pig and my wife at the same time while my 11 year old daughter is watching

OP here. If another anon wants to help judge the rolls, be my guest.

>>681095284
I Pray to almighty Jared from subway one last time before i am ended. I start to go to the light at the end of the tunnel

>>681095320
Franz wakes up after cleansing a few villages and proceeds to head to another in search for supplies. Franz is running out of items to kill jews with.

>>681095341
>>681095366
The warrior bursts through the ablaze door, scattering ashes on the ground, but is immediately shot in the shoulder by Nigra, causing the warrior to drop his sword. The warrior casts a fireball at Nigra but only grazes his leg, but this slightly cripples him. Wat do?

>>681095966
(I had an ability that causes fire to explode outwards from me in all directions when I take critical damage)

- Riftis

>>681088940
Rimbo, halfing ranger
Weapons:
Bow - 7
dagger - 3
Skills:
Sharpshooter - good with bows and shit
extra attack - attacks twice
Beast companion - tamed a dire wolf
Trap expert - good at making traps

>>681095966
Ayo i ain't no fuggin fried chicken, i try and shoot the fuccboi in the head, and if it fails i kiss my watermelon goodbye, ready to die

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>>681095284
Kremgor leave pedo man on ground. something for the rats. kremgor leave room. go back into darkness.

>>681095540
Kremgor walks away thinking Pedo is dead. But Pedo is alive if only by a thread, making his way to a bandit settlement. His praying pays off if only a little as he finds an amulet of child rape, causing him to have an apparition child-slave minion. Wat do?

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Oh shit, I've been begging for a thread like this for such a long time, We used to call these - "Story progressive threads" they were amazing. Sadly I can't get anyone to play anymore because /b/ is nothing but porn.

>>681096122
K. Use it.

>>681096431
On getting shot, my defensive last resort spell triggers, causing an explosion in all directions. I also cast another fireball at the damn nigger

>>681096122
Zekintro evades conflict with Nigra and escapes Riftis' attention.

Along comes Rimbo

>>681095845
Franz comes across a bandit settlement and finds a bloodbath with a decapitated body and a bleeding out Pedo. Nothing is left to scavenge. There are trails of a battle going down one hallway. Wat do?

>>681096394
I like the concept, I'll probably try to make a few threads in the future
>PS: I'm not OP

>>681096377
I release the child for my near death experience has showed me the true way of life. I move to the midwest, and find a girl. We bond, and eventully i pop the question. she says yes. they ceromony was good, but her mom was a bit tough on me. we eventully decide to have a kid, and name her edith. one is good for us though, and we dont have any more. We raise edith to be a good person, and she grows up to be a strong, independant woman. we are proud of her. we grow old together and deiced to retire to flordia. one day i wake up do downstairs, and cant decide what i want for breakfast. roll for what i eat.

>>681096770
(K but only one action at a time) The last resort attack pays off as Nigra is badly wounded and burnt, but not at all dead. Wait for Nigra to move.

>>681097063
See
>>681096220

>>681097063
(he did, tried to shoot me in the head)

Name-Theodore Holstein
Class -Jewish survivor of holocost
Ability
1.penny pincher
Whenever money is spotted dmg reduced 50% as I rush to pick it up
2.wounds of the Jewish
causes 30% of all Jewish injury in the area to be added to my next attack
3.accounting
Am extremely good with numbers and can always make deals with traders/merchants etc.
Items include Jewish garbs
Throwing star of David
Satchel full of change

>>681097196
>>681097230
(Shit my bad) Nigra does shoot the warrior but misses his head, instead hitting his other arm, disabling him for the time being. Warrior is defenseless. Wait for Riftis to move.

>>681097493
K. Wat do?

>>681097533
(define defenseless)

>>681097727
(Unable to attack)

>>681096797
Franz slowly follows the bloodtrail to see what is all the commotion

>>681097787
I hobble around the corner of the doorway, bested by the niggers foul sorcery

>>681097052
kremgor here. holy shit that made me laugh.

>>681096797
Rimbo and Franz and Zekintro have yet to find conflict.
Two battles have concluded.
One head has been collected.
Nigra and Kremgor seem to be inactive

Shit son, all my life i been fantasizing bout eatin fried chicken till i die from a heart attack, but now, i become the fried chicken, i close my eyes in bliss knowing ill forever dream of kfc buckets filled with delicious nuggets, and on my last breath i shout:

> I DINDUNUFFIN!!1!

>>681097885
Franz comes across a badly wounded warrior, unable to attack, shambling down the hallway past you, away from a charred wooden door. Wat do?

>>681098066
i just want to know what im going to eat for god damn breakfast

>>681098176
Franz uses Schwanz to take down the wounded warrior. Franz then starts to observe the area

>>681098157
BUT HARK! Nigra is not yet dead! Nigra still has his watermelon, saved from the fire by its water essence, and his fried chicken, which was thrown out of the way of the fire blast. Nigra still has a bit of health left and enough strength to stand and bull the trigger of his glock. Wat do?

>>681097052
>>681098375
You eat some Topkek. Congratz.

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>>681098069
kremgor searching in darkness. hear footsteps. stop. kremgor blends in....kremgor waits...

>>681098688
this thread gives so much giggles

>>681096774
(Enter Rimbo?)

I travel along river banks searching for some sort of civilization

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>>681098688
i enjoy topkek and live out my days until i die of dysentary

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>>681098571
HELL BOI IM BOUT TO DO EET

i activate my primal instincts, get on all fours and sprint towards the nazi kunt and fireball spamming faggot, i bite the faggot's balls and try to shoot the nazi somewhere

>>681098395
>>681098000
Wounded warrior is filled with poisonous Nazi semen, killing him. Riftis is on the brink of death. (You still have those potions, Riftis)

>>681099137
(Attack one or the other boi)

>>681099273
Correction: Didnt kill Riftis.

>>681099070
/Pedo

>>681099511
Aight my bad, i sprint as i said and get close to the nazi, recognizing he's a bigger threat i try to shoot him through the throat

>>681099273
(yeah I realized that after I made my last turn).

On the brink of death, I take one of my healing potions and chug like it's Saturday night at the tavern.

My bad I head toward the light looking for the exit of the tunnel

>>681099709
Roll of 09 determines that you miss your shot completely. Wait for Franz to respond.

>>681099831
Who the fuck are you? Use reference tags, newfag

>>681098859
Zekintro smells blood. With dagger in hand I try to sneak past you. If roll is higher than 60, I pass - if lower, I engage in offensive stance

>OP HERE

I have to go take a shit. Someone cover for me while I'm gone. Thanks.

>>681097493
Walks towards light looking for an exit

>>681100149
>>681098859
Kremgor is under attack, what'cha gonna do bro?

>>681100149
Kremgor spotted. kremgor leap into air and bring down ax upon stranger. above 50 hit, below miss, impaling ax into ground.

>>681100761
You exit through a cave near a bandit settlement, extremely loud roars of combat can be heard, it's daytime and you can see an alley through your left where the sounds seem to be coming from, wat do?

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>>681101336
I move slowly forward while watching the alley

>>681101090
Your roll of 90 lands a big hit on Zekintro's head, cutting off one of his ears and leaving him with an open wound and severe bleeding, he loses his grip for a second but is enraged and back in position, wait for his move.

>>681101594
You hear a very loud scream of agony, care to investigate, head into town or go elsewhere?

>>681099752
K so wat do?

>>681101920
I cautiously walk towards the cries

>>681102018
Nigra here, is the nazi out? Waiting for him to make his move, he's in the mess too

>>681102132
Give him like 5 more minutes, then hes DQ

>>681102018
Healed by the potion I retreat, bumping into >>681102047 in a frightened hurry. "You there! Halt! Retreat! there is a dangerous black wizard and an incubus demon yonder!" I pause, and draw my sword. "You aren't one of them, are you?"