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>>681084731
>I just learned the military probably isn't going to accept me
God so you're not going to die for Zorg.

>>681084923
Fuck you this was a dream of mine

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Who would ever willingly sign up to the military? I avoided it by saying that I would rape someone in the showers if they forced me to join.

>>681084731


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>>681084731
Cover them up with tattoos of more scars! No one will be able to tell the difference.

>>681084731
>>681085005
what a shitty dream you have

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>>681085005
We know Op, we know...

>>681085458
I want to. That's besides the point. I made this thread because I'm extremely upset that my edginess has fucked up my future. Post encouraging things or funny dogs or rekt

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>>681084731

Sounds about right, why would they want a mentally-frail pussy who scars themselves as a cry for help?

You'd probably make for a shitty solider who's fall apart in combat scenarios where lives are on the line. They're doing you and everyone in your potential unit a favor really.

Should have just killed yourself faggot

>>681085770
I'm planning on it. Have to do it quick. I probably have to go to MEPS in 2 weeks

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>>681084731
who would wanna go into the military under this shitbag of a president?

that's fucked up that proves that you can get through anything I hope you get accepted

>>681085826
I know this is b8 but I'll respond anyway. It was 6 years ago I cut myself. I was a kid. I know I'd make a great soldier. Just fucked up that my past has hindered my future

>>681086025
Thanks bro. If I do get accepted, I'll make you proud.

>>681085776
What's your dream?

>self harm scars

>>681085830
go fuck ur self fag

>>681086292
That's clearly what it says

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>>681086538
You're a pussy

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>>681086088

No, it wasn't bait.

>Just fucked up that my past has hindered my future.

Yeah that's how reality works, time is a linear scale and things you do previously inherently influence things that come later. You fucked up, here's the consequence.

are you the guy that burned off his tattoos

>>681084731
>military
>self harm scars
>multiple tatoos
how do you fail this hard at life

Kind of in the same boat. I just got disqualified from every branch for having a disease that I was totally unaware of until I went to MEPS.

>>681086088
It's not bait, this shits real. You couldn't hack your problems as a kid I'd hate to see you on the battlefield by my side. Besides they probably wont take you if you get tats. Hard enough for guys with old tats to get in with a waiver. I can only imagine what they'd say about brand new tats covering your arms.

>>681086646
This is true. It's a shame really. If I would have known as a child....I probably still would have done it bc edgy. I know I'd make a great soldier though. You can say all the shit you want but I'd make my family proud

>>681086682
No

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>>681086956
Tats are fine as long as they aren't neck wrist or gang related. How the Fuck do you compare a child's mentality to a matured adults mentality? I was 12. How does that reflect me as a person now?

>>681087058

Making family proud =/= Being a good soldier.

Those two things are really not related. I'm sure plenty have done the former and are not the latter, and many are the latter and never managed the former.

>>681087409
I'm well aware but I'm confident I could do both. Why is there so much negativity in this thread? I know this is /b/ but shit

>>681085005
your dream was to become cannon fodder.

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>>681086830
Sorry to hear that man. What disease?

Tell them these are not self-mutilation scars. Make up a story, use your imagination

>>681087894
I want to fodder your cannon

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>>681087567

>Why is there so much negativity in this thread?
>I know this is /b/

That is literally the only reason. /b/ is inherently hateful, and heavily influenced by self-loathing, therefore they lash out at and belittle others. Your perceived weakness, both in having inflicted self harm, and now asking for sympathy only incur wrath from a place such as this.

>>681087390
Mentality is constant motherfucker. It is scientifically proven that fucked up kids become fucked up adults. I've seen too many guys crack under the pressure to tell you that this is a good idea. If you are completely certain this is what you want, come up with a convincing lie to tell MEPS. That may get you in a fuck ton of trouble.

>military
>self harm

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>>681084731
>>681088004
Just tell them that you got into an accident when you tried to hop a fence and scratched your arms.

>>681087982
some type of eye disease

>>681088062
Not asking for sympathy. I'm well aware know one cares about my life. Just thought there would be someone who's interested in talking about the situation or anything for that matter. Once again, I was 12 when I cut myself. Now if you or anyone else would like to believe it reflects on the person I am today be my guest but I know that I'm a completely different person. I know I'm strong and am capable of becoming a soldier. Suck a dick gayboi

>>681088244
Thats unfortunate. What are your plans now?

>>681088204
Too obvious. The scars are parrallel and from what I heard the guys at MEPS consider every scar to be self inflicted

>>681088587
College maybe? That's what I've been trying to figure out lately. What about you?

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>>681088061
that sounds painful...

>>681088875
Not a school kinda guy. If they end up not accepting me I have an in with ATT. My dad has worked for the company for 25 years so he could get me in. I'd make 30 bucks an hour once I'm there long enough. Not a bad gig. Just really wanted to join the army. What would you major?

>>681088890
Nah it'll be great

>>681088454
The way you copw with feelings as a kid/teen can tell you a lot of how you cope as an adult. Self-mutilation is not a sign of ''being edgy'', it's a sign that one has a very hard time coping with hard emotions and therefore use acting-out as a way defense mecanism. It is certainly possible to change, but without psychotherapy, changes are limitted. I know you want it very strongly, but if you have emotion-coping problems, you will put your life and the ones of your teammates at risk.

Today, how do you cope with negative emotions? Tell us more about it.

>>681088454

I didn't post before that, I was explaining why the reaction to this thread was so negative, it's just the nature of /b/. Thanks for callin' me a gay boi though, makes me feel pretty.

Can't say for certain about your mentality since I don't know you. You may have hardened up since your youth, but MEPs is just concerned that you may not have the mental stability to handle a life-or-death scenario. Would you still follow orders, would you willingly enter scenarios with a high risk of death, could you handle watching brothers-in-arms/friends die around you?

They make some quick instantaneous judgement s about you simply because they don't have the resources to give you a far-reaching psychological exam to ensure that you're viable. It's just quicker to move on to the next candidate.

>>681089302
I would not have even tried to go in the military if I had connections like you say you do. 30 bucks an hour! Screw the military! And I have no idea what I would major in to be honest.

>>681088081
I'm 100% sure that you are wrong. I'm a lot of cases yes. But I wasn't a fucked up child. It was a phase as a child. I've held down the same job for a year and play sports with friends on my days off. I love a normal life. Don't see how my past choices have affected me negatively other than carrying visible scars

the military is for hard men. not emotional self-harming hysterical little faggots

>>681084731
first of all they really hate tattoos. Seriously. Also, we dont need another Bowe Bergdahl so say home please or how about coast guard

>>681084731
I'm pretty sure you can't have tattoos either. I'm sorry OP.

>>681089929
I'll probably do that when I got out of the military. You learn lessons and gain characteristic that youd take throughout life though so that's 1 reason I want to join. What's your interests?

>>681089878
My bad. With all the hostility I'm just assuming everyone is being a dick. You probably are pretty. Yeah I understand why they would assume and can't argue it at all. It sucks that there is no way to prove that I'm stable now.

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Cut your arms. No arms, no scars.

>Bonus points for legs cut

>>681089809
Honestly I'm very rarely upset. When I am it's anger not sadness. I listen to pink floyd and good ol zeppelin when I'm feeling down. I'll workout and play basketball. That's what no one hear knows about me because I'm anonymous. I'm a genuine positive person. I just had a weird couple months in my childhood.

>>681090289
Not too much stuff that I'm passionate about these days. That's part of the problem.

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>>681090268
Wrong. I've talked to my recruiter

:(

>>681090901
You don't have hobbies?

>>681091041
Yeah, but that's all they are...hobbies.

>>681090844
I hope you don't disconect from your sadness as it won't help either.

>>681091279
Not necessarily. One of my hobbies is catching reptiles for example. So if I wanted to I could be a herpetologist or work in a national park. You have to branch off from your hobbies and think of jobs that might be similar to said hobbies

>>681091472
I get sad. Just rarily. I have a good life with supportive people so it's easy for me to look at the positive side

>>681091525
God that shit sounds so cliche

>>681089961
>100% wrong
>Lot of cases yes
Pick one. Self harm is a very obvious clue you were fucked up. It is a destructive coping mechanism for emotions that you cannot express outwardly. Maybe it was a phase, but the precedent has already been set. Holding a job and having friends to hang out with says nothing about your ability to deal with stress under fire. You, your buddies, your unit, cannot afford to have you crack. It may not happen during a firefight, it may not even happen on deployment, but when it does you will become another statistic. PTSD is a fucking nightmare on its own, and add in self-destructive behavior? 22 veterans a day kill themselves. It may seem like I'm being a prick, but I don't want to see another kid blow his brains out.

>>681091787
But it's true is it not?

Can you show us pictures of the scars?

Sorry that you're disappointed. :(

>>681084731
how would you be denied enlistment over scars? they're more likely to not let you join because of tattoos

They don't do psychological evaluations? That would help them to get a better idea of the psychological state of candidates.

>>681092191
Self inflicted wounds are a sign of mental illness.

>>681091880
Buddy what the Fuck are you saying? Nobody knows if they can handle gunfire or comrades dying untill it actually happens. That's the point of basic. They break you down and build you in a way where you're able to handle stress. You can't go in the army thinking "yeah I'd be cool if Sgt brain got blown out in front of me". You're assuming I can't handle stress because I cut myself as a child. There's no logic behind that. I did that 7 years ago. You can't fathom how much change a person goes through in 7 years. Even 1 year at that. You're going off of something I did as a child and are assuming it makes me incompetent to deal with stress. Not a fair assumption at all

>>681092133
Cant. The image says it's too big and I'm not tech savvy

>>681091906
I'm gonna go jerk off to some chick getting her poop chute stuffed like a turkey. Find me a career for that hobby.

>>681092658
Porn industry. Strip club owner/bouncer. Professional rapist.

>>681092310
are they all across the wrist or just scattered on the arm?

>>681092656
Upper left bicep. Had some on my forearm but recently got a tat to cover those. One or two on my left thigh as well but they're not as noticeable

>>681093058
you should have just said you got them from falling out of a tree or some dumb shit

>>681092551
Open in paint and under the home tab, hit resize. Or you can just google 'image resizer' and find something that'll do it for you.

>>681093284
I'm on my mobile

>>681093274
They are obviously self inflicted. My only hope is tattooing over them

>>681093524
you're probably a retarded white trash faggot that knows you're too worthless to make a living on your own so you'll suck cock in the military until you snap and kill yourself

>>681093707
Maybe. Looks like I won't find out because THEY WONT FUCKING ACCEPT ME

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Get the cat from Alice in Wonderland or Jack Skeleton and then kill yourself you emo fuck

>>681092431
Not the one who wrote the post, but there IS a logic. One's psychologcial structure (including defense mechanisms) are very stable over one's life. Yes, they can change, but usually through psychotherapy. Maybe you changed, MAYBE, but if i had 10$ to bet i would say there remains a fragility inside of you. It is VERY logic and rational and every psychologist and psychiatrist will tell you

You are 19 (or close to that), it is normal to overlook your limits. and that is why they do evaluations. We are not telling you this to upset you, we say that for your own sake and the one of your unit.

>>681093941
Suck my scarred emo dick you eat fuck

>>681093524

This is terrible advice, but:

If most of them are in a concentrated area, you could do more self-harm and burn over them. The story could be that you tripped while walking with a pot of pasta water and it sloshed out of the pot and hit your bicep.

>>681093875
sorry to hear the won't accept you anon. its hard to get in now. i was prior service and they won't even take me back because i have a DUI on my record

>>681092431
>They break you down and build you in a way where you're able to handle stress
No they don't. They traumatize you and see if you can handle it.
They do no building of you.
They don't give a fuck about you. That's why it's called the service, not the free college guns and funs time.
>bmt was really creepy from a psychological standpoint
>was 2/10 don't recommend

>>681092431
Not fair? Guy, that's life. They are judging you for this exact reason. This is the conversation going on about your potential acceptance or denial into the military. Is he mentally capable of handling stress. Is he capable of performing under stressful situations. Those scars, from 7 years or 17 years are a clear indicator that you are not. There's a saying, "Your past comes back to haunt you." Like it or not you fucked yourself over. Look for a new career, or stay where you are. Unless you can convince a board of psychologists that you are mentally sound and will be, look elsewhere. Your recruiter is lying to you if he says you won't have any issues. Their job is to meet quotas, not look out for you.

>>681094148
I'm aware that I probably do have fragility inside of me. But I'm confident enough in myself that I know the proper way to deal with stress. I've went through therapy. I went on meds for a little while. I haven't had either of those things in over 5 years. I understand why you might have doubts. Bit I guarantee that of you knew me in real life, you would have no doubts on my mental stability. You have to understand that things we do as a child teach us in the long run. You think I cut myself and mentally got worse over the years? No I sucked it up and learned life is cruel and you have to make the best of what you got. That's how I reached to where I am today. I learned from my mistakes. I went through trials and tribulations and I conquered them

>>681094673
bmt or bct?

>>681094673
Tramutize you? Just from that statement I learned you in fact have 0 knowledge I'm the military. If you do then your probably were dishonorable discharged for being a fucking cracked out anti government hippie. Don't talk about something you know absolutely nothing about.

>>681095264
>I learned you in fact have 0 knowledge I'm the military
lolk
>>681094976
bmt

>>681095264
You sound brainwashed because of the fact you instantly got mad when I expressed an opinion slightly adverse to yours regarding the subject in question.
Now this time instead of saying I don't know what I'm talking about, explain rationally what you feel I don't know what I'm talking about.

>>681094759
I'm not disagreeing with any of this. It is completely fair for someone at MEPS to declare me not suitable. That's there job. I'm saying you as a civilian. Someone who is just like me, has no right to declare me unstable due to the fact that you don't know me at all. You can't say that I'm not stable or that I'm still fragile because you don't know me. You're not a psych major. You're not a doctor. Your a random person on 4Chan. If you want to believe I'm not mentally competent. Fine. But don't try and convince me that I'm not.

>>681095429
tf is bmt?

>>681084731
Kek, you are on about this shit, and here I am secretly happy to be bipolar since I get to sit out WW3 when putin fucks up the wrong sandniggers

>>681084731
Nope. You have to go to a civilian doctor and have them write a note saying it isn't self harm. I convinced the Navy mine were burns from a fryer across my thigh. :) MEPS will hurry your shit buddy just go get a job at a gas station to kill time.

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>>681095699
Basic Military Training you literal idiot.

>I say you're literally an idiot because you chose MREs in a tent instead of concrete barracks with internet and a DFAC

you're weak if you self hurt, I would't want some pussy emo fag in my unit.

>>681095644
I'm not upset. I'm just stating that if you think that the military's goal is to "traumitize" you, you have no clue what you're talking about. Why would they try to traumatize you? How does that benefit in making a soldier? Does it prepare them to be traumitized more when they go to war? How do they attempt to traumatize you? What's your military background? Do you enjoy learning about the military? Have you had first or second hand experience when it comes to the military? Answer these questions because you're simply coming off as someone who has no idea what the United States military is and you seem as if you simply just want to troll me by saying I'm mentally unstable.

>>681096022
it was called bct when i went through
>tfw i didn't even get the tent

>>681084731
Cut deeper next time. And longitudinally, not across.

>>681094897
Let's say they refuse you because of the scars. Is there any plan B? Could you like undergo a real psychological evaluation that will more objectively testify of your mental stability? If you are not sure, you should search for info on this


>I sucked it up
Not a good way to deal with emotions!

>>681095678
Exactly, you don't know what I am. I could have first hand experience with all this shit, I could have spent time dealing with fucktards who thought that they were bigger than their problems, I could've buried brothers, sent them home before the rest, but you wouldn't know that. Don't know you at all? You have already given enough evidence to convince a panel of psychs. you are unfit for service. I may not have influence, but I already see the outcome.

Why would you possibly want to enter a place where the word patriot is a synonym for the word murderer?

Or you could just go through with it, after all, veterans have some of the highest suicide success rates in the country. Finish what you started with the cutting.

>>681084731
Go away evil dogger

Op I went to ftsam Houston a while ago to do my physical and I have burn marks that look like cutter scars on my bicep and wrists from hot pizza pans at my job. I told the doc they were pizza pan burns and he believed me I was kinda scared because they look like I cut myself lol but I assume if u say that he will believe you.

>>681096470
If they see my scars and they believe they were self inflicted there is no chance for me. No psych eval. They kick my ass out of there and I live my life as a civy. I do have back up plans when it comes to choosing a different career path

>>681096274
>if you think that the military's goal is to "traumitize" you, you have no clue what you're talking about.
They basically say that in BMT. We're placing you in a stressful situation, probably more stressful than most of you have ever experienced before to test your iron
It's not about benefiting making a soldier, that's what they do after basic training. If you can't handle BMT which is arduous and stressful you definitely can't handle war.
And that's what it's for.
I'm in the Air Force.
You're obviously in one of the more empty headed branches.

>>681096728
what branch were you trying for?

>>681096514
You didn't answer any of my questions. I'm convinced you're just trying to be a troll. I appreciate your thoughts and concerns but I can't take you seriously because you just come off as someone who likes to start internet arguments

>>681096429
>BCT
Then you were in the army you halfwit.
who was it who said it? "don't put your smartest men on the front line", or something like that.

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>>681096993
You haven't asked me any questions. Be convinced all you want. I know what I have experienced and what you will.

>>681097024
i was a gun bunny m8

>>681096847
That's not the definition of tramutize. I'm well aware they try to stress you the Fuck out. But vigorous exercises and screaming isn't traumatizing. Whatching your sister get raped or your father getting killed is traumatizing.

>>681096728
You know what? Try your best OP, if you get in I hope to see you on the battlefield one day.

>>681084731
You need to shut the fuck up. Atleast you didn't get disqualified by every single branch because of your degenerative myopia. All whilst your 2 blood brothers and 3 step brothers get in. Or barely qualifying for your DL. Do what we all do and stop being a bitch. Suck it up.

>>681096449

Done that, it's still incredibly likely to fail. Cutting in any way is a terrible way to commit suicide.

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>>681084731
You're a dumbass. Next time cut down the road and not across the street, faggot.

>>681097365
That might have hurt my feelings when I was 12. Troll better next time feg

>>681097320
That's true. Sorry to hear that

>>681084731
There are better ways to kill yourself. Just find a really high thing and jump off of it.

>>681097297
I appreciate that. Hope to see you out there one day

>>681097297
Me too. It'll prove to you just how fucking dumb this country is that it values our lives over their civilians'. After you go into battle, I hope to then see you in jail, like the person you are if you do go into combat.

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>>681084731
I got in twice (and subsequently washed out) with my self-harm scars. They didn't seem to care, even with my psych profile. First time was Air Force, second time was Army. In fact, I don't recall the Army even asking me about the scars.

>>681084731

>military
>self harm scars
>crawling in my skin
>multiple tattoos
>military

if this wasn't bait i would legitimately hate this man

>>681097772
Hahaha haha I bet you're a Bernie supporter you giant faggot

>>681097293
I don't have time for a semantics argument.
BMT was pretty easy compared to what even the navy does. But it still shakes you the fuck up for a good year or so.

>>681097231
You don't know what I'll experience. All you know is what you've lived through. You're very ignorant and I don't understand why you're so set on spreading negativity. That's alright though. This is /b/ after all. I wish you luck in your future endeavors. If I end up becoming a soldier. I'm gonna masturbate to everything you've said

>>681098012
No, actual. I can't stand anyone running for president. They should all be assassinated. I just generally hate the country I'm living in in its entirety.

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>self harm scars are grounds for DQ at MEPS
oh shit for real??? Help me out guys. I got drunk one night and thought it'd look badass to my friends if I put out my cigarette on my forearm.

They all thought that was the tightest shit ever. It was.

Anyways I now have an obvious scar there. Is this grounds for DQ?

>>681098023
If I do go I'm sure it'll shake me up. But I'm confident I'll make it through it. As long as they don't make me out spiders in my anus or some crazy shit like that, I think I'll be good

>>681098360
Doubt it. Just have an excuse on standby

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>>681098360
They aren't, see>>681097804
tattoos would be worse than self-harm scars.

You can be a cop instead. Wallmart need People too.

>>681098383
QUICK, I NEED ONE OF THOSE 'THIS GUY' MEMES

>>681098500
Tattoos are fine

>>681084731
My brother had an anarchy brand on his arm. He just told them he was young and stupid and they were pretty lenient about it

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>>681098659
Some are...far as I remember.

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>>681098626

This was my most popular thread and it involved in everyone making fun of me. Thanks guys. You make my smile everyday

>>681098072
Yep, sure. Keep wearing those tinted glasses. Because advice from people having done something before you is worthless. Better toss out all education then. No skin off my back. Just keep on truckin' and fuck everyone else around you.

>>681098383
>As long as they don't make me out spiders in my anus or some crazy shit like that

Oh man, you don't even know about basic training food yet.
There's going to be some spiders or SOMETHING evil coming out of your anus.
Your mind will be playing tricks on you and you will be pretty sure there's sedatives in the food considering you're getting 8 hours of sleep and you were training just as hard as you are training in basic but it's for some reason making you hallucinate a little bit.
>it's just fatigue trainee
>lol ok
it goes by really fast because for some reason you don't really remember much of it.

>>681098500
They only disapprove of self harm scars because it suggests you are or have been mentally unstable, and they don't want someone that could kill themselves at any given moment, even if it's been years since they were depressed.

>>681098842
Lol cut urself fgt

>>681098982
I'm ok with spiders coming out of my anus. Just not the other way around

>>681084731
A friend of mine is active military and has a lot of self harm from social problems. You'll get accepted.

>>681099081
Aw :c

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>>681099021
But that's the thing: I got in *twice,* even with self-harm scars AND having actually been admitted to a mental hospital for in-patient 'treatment' for days. That was in 2005, and I first enlisted in 2007. Even in 2006, I had to attend 'anger management' courses because my parents thought I was at-risk (for simply choosing not to argue any more).

Army: "were you a cutter emo fag?"
Anon: "just imagine what I'll do to the enemy?"
Army: "no thanks"

>>681098500
I thought SFW tattoos had the green light, as long as they weren't on hands neck or face

http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/careers/army/2015/04/10/army-regs-tattoos-uniforms/25576197/?from=global&sessionKey=&autologin=

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u get what u deserve for being an emo faggot

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>>681099346
>as long as they weren't on hands neck or face
Yes, that. No sleeves, either.

>>681099346
You're correct. Don't listen to that anon

>>681099260
They're just being cautious. You're dealing with guns and people's lives. You can't just be like, "I'm over my emo phase guys, lolz". They can't take any chances

>>681099487
I guess so man

>>681099021
So a drunkenly self inflicted cigarette burn would be okay then, because it was for the lols rather than because Of crippling depression

>>681099153
Well try it and see. It's not even remotely enjoyable. Everyone was thinking I was weird when I was salty as fuck about BMT and everyone thought about it like a joke.
But then I've always been a stubborn asshole.
You'll be just like one of those weird E-2s who has a smile stuck on their face and no opinions about anything unless you're on of the lucky ones.

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>>681099679
They did with me. Twice.

Although, had I gotten as far in Air Force Basic as I did in Army (actually finished Army Basic at least), I'd have been issued a rubber M16.

>>681085005
Don't listen to these edgy 13 year olds its good to serve your county

>>681099890
Thanks bro.

>>681099769
I dunno, depends on how they look at it.
>stupid drunk guy doing it for the lolz
>stupid drunk guy doing it for the lolz
They could either take it as a stupid one time thing, or as you have a problem because you're that fucking stupid.

>>681084731
you shouldn't have told them the scars were self induced. covering with tattoos won't make it easier. it's hard to get in with tattoos. although, if the tattoos are under clothes or something, you'll be better off.

>>681100109
This made me laugh

>>681084731
I kinda know that feel, I had a medical condition that was waivered and I got in then washed out and now I can't get back in.

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>>681085458
maximum over kek

>>681100173
I didnt tell them shit. I haven't been to MEPS yet. But when I take off my shirt they will see my bicep is covered in 6 parrallel scars

>>681084731

cant tattoo over scars fuckface

/thread

>>681100422
Already did faggot

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>>681100109
I think my stupidity will be in good company in the service tbqh

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>>681084731
its okay bro i didn't get accept either. they're assholes anyways i just found out there are numerous gays in the army (like pic related). even if didn't you gonna get butt raped either as a "rite of passage" nonesense

>>681084731
Join the club. They lead me on for 2 years in high school to join through the on campus recruiters. When I graduated i went to a actual recruiter and they told me I cant serve my country because of my hearing not meeting the standard even though I wear hearing aids that correct my hearing.

>>681100361
Blame an imaginary mom's ex-boyfriend who beat your asses.

>>681100574
Yes, you can make some joke only people on /b/ know while bombs are flying. They'd love to have you.

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>>681100361
Turn it into an American flag. Six white stripes, seven red stripes, and 50 stars in a blue field homie.

You can thank me later

>>681100866
You'd be surprised how many people in the military browse /b/

>>681100979
That's not a bad idea. But it's such a dumb tattoo

>>681101069
That's reassuring...the people "defending" our country spend their free time asking girls for picture of their tits and trolling people.

>>681101172
The army is full of dumb tattoos. You'll blend right in.

I'm gonna go play some nhl 16. If you guys would like to stay updated on this emo fags journey into the army stay on the look out for my next thread. I'll make one when I find out of they accept me or not

>>681101355
(Adding on here)
Whatever, it's their free time I guess. I shouldn't judge. I am, after all, on /b/ myself.

>>681086269
Drowning my sorrows and life in alcohol so I never have to endure the pain of my flashbacks to when my father raped me

>>681101853
did he cum on your back after he shoved his dick in you?

>>681102189
Yes, and he made me try to lick it off until I passed out

Question, and it's probably been asked, but where are the scars?

Sorry, bro. You're done. Same thing happened to me.. You aren't getting in since they think you might off yourself if the going gets tough.

>>681102882
Left bicep and right thigh

>>681102922
Go into detail what happened at MEPS. What did they tell you?

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I was going to say, I vaguely remember there being something about 'no tattoos along the arms or legs' but then again, I'm a huge faggot. Why did you cut?

>>681103057
They told me "Come back after a while, and we'll see" I did and then they were all of a sudden, "Yeah, that's just how we tell people to not come back." Literally have a few barely visible scars on my right thigh.

>>681103146
Idk why I cut. I was a kid. Long time ago

>>681103400
Lol well shiiiet

>>681103400
In hindsight I probably could have given them some bullshit about a barbed wire accident, but didn't think of it at the time.. Feel free to use that excuse if it's really what you want.

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>>681099890
Ehhh
You're only serving yourself, unless you make it a lifelong commitment. Which then you're basically worthless anyway. What's the point of joining? Locked in a contract and made the governments bitch the entire time. You belong to them and have no say in anything. I just don't get it. im not some 12 year old btw my wife is in the military. I feel the same about that too. I just can't understand why you can't just get a real job, we've had to move across the country in the last month and within 6 months from today we have to do it again. After that she'll be stationed somewhere outside the country for a year. How is that a good thing for anybody. It'll probably cost us a marriage.
I'm 20 with no college and so is she. I make like 8 dollars more an hour than she is right now. She left nursing school for the military. Idiot.

>>681084731

Only pliable losers join the military.