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Ask me anything.
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Why
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>>681075465
gonna have to clarify a bit
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why
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Why
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Why
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Y tho
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Why
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Why
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>>681074823
Is that you trying to detach foreskin that has become one with the bellend, right?
Orr did you just jam a tool in your dick
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>>681074823
Your an idiot...
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Wry
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>>681074823
How much did that knife cost
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why tho
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Also,
Why
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>>681076328
the latter.

>>681076336
not a question.
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Dude, Why???
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wye
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Are you a cuckold?
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Why
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>>681076475
fingernail clippers actually.
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MORE PICS
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Please stop.

Get dubs...
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But why?
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>>681074823
Why m80?

It clearly doesn't even make you erect?
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>>681074823
Are you salty that circumcision is legal? I know I am.
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>>681076322
this
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>>681074823
OP just super glued his fore skin to the head of his dick...
dis niqqa bluffin
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Why though?
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>>681074823
anon I have several questions
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>>681074823
you have a skin bridge, you didn't jam that in there, i know because i hae the same thing
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But... Why..?
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>>681076475
>That's not a knife.
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Why...? Why?
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>>681076612
So why are you sticking fingernail clippers in your Bros dick
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Well?
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>>681076715
Holy shit your right
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Lol
>>681076715
A skin bridge? This is a thing?
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Why why why?
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>>681076794
KEK
Do i OP
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>>681076526
Fine, why are you a fucking idiot?
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Stop saying why and start saying MORE YOU NEWFAGS
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>>681074823
kek your dick got jewed hard. I feel pity for all victims of infant genital mutilation.
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Is that a botched circumcision? Does it hurt when you get a boner?
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>>681076644
I am. Considering i'm the only one who hasn't had my genitals mutilated, i'm pretty salty all my friends think its the good thing to do.
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But why? There's still a hope for that penis to be used. But now, who could tell?
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>>681076990
Shit's good as long as they don't cut too much off
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Why am I alive
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Feeling good op? I hope
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>>681076551
no

>>681076644
yes

>>681076671
you can clearly see that it's skin which has grown reattached over like 2 decades

>>681076715
yes

>>681076817
my dick

>>681076839
it's a thing

>>681076940
I'm not

>>681077028
it is, and no. it doesn't hurt at all
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>>681074823
why?
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>>681077134
So why do you support Bernie sanders
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Does that weiner work for sex
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Please good gentleman I need the sauce for this. What show is it?
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>>681077134
Another question:

Do you feel like it's sometimes hard to cum when you have sex? Sometimes I don't cum and it makes my girl friend feel bad. /circumcised
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>>681076839
only for people who had a fucked up circumcision.
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Have you seen chef?
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>>681074823
HAHAHAHAHAHA....Fucking fag
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>>681077134
are you gonna get the skin bridge removed? does it make sex painful?
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>>681077381
That's a damn shame.

So, was it not cut all the way? Or does the skin just fuse back together and heal that way?
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>>681077107
Rationalize is all you want cuck, they still cut off and sold your penis to make makeup for aging rich women and there is nothing you can do about it.
>the Torah says for the Jews to circumcise their sons, and their slaves, which one are you?
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>>681077688
That's true. The lack of smegma is amazing though
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>>681077955
I'm uncut and I never get smegma
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>>681077955
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>>681077111
you don't have to be

>>681077131
not particularly

>>681077316
he's got a better tax policy than any of the other candidates

>>681077364
yes, it's purely external, and has really no effect other than looking weird

>>681077375
not a show

>>681077379
never been a problem for me

>>681077392
chef?

>>681077573
yes going to get it removed, but no it is not painful

>>681077381
mine is worse than that though. Mine is like a full third of the circumference of my dick.

>>681077614
it was cut all the way, and then it reattached. there are precautions that parents are supposed to take to keep that from happening. apparently mine did not.

>>681077955
there is a very small buildup of smegma under the bridge. but it's easy enough to clean
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>>681078066
You ain't using it properly then
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why??
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>>681078163
will you spare your future sons from being cut?
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>>681078418
of fucking course
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>>681074823
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more

https://mega.nz/#!QMUBmb4L!N9azBwTouWqXyNuZ8lIk99SODfgUMGYMOTOB-WSJo0I
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>>681077955
>b-but you have smegma haha
the nile isn't only a river. Enjoy your dry crusty jew dick faggot.
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>>681078691
don't have the balls for what m8?

>>681078907
not OP
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>>681078917

>the nile isn't only a river.

I ain't Egyptian, faggot.
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what the fuck
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>>681078917
this dude is all about dick
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why
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>>681074823
Why
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you must go deeper op
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>>681077381
Or if you're uncut and your parents were fucking retards and didn't ask for the doctor to detach the lower parts of your foreskin before it was too late.
That's my case. I turned 16, my dick was already at full adult size, and it was fucking painful when I had to detach it myself.
Nowadays I'm fine but jesus christ.
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Why haven't you Inseted it through your urethra
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>>681081964
nowhere else to go m8

>>681082217
that would be painful. this isn't.

>>681082025
I'm 21. Going to go to a urologist over the summer to get it snipped.
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Y
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>>681082025
Detach what? Are you talking about how part of the foreskin is fused to the rim of the head? That separated for me when I was like 12 or 13.
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Entire top of my dick is like that....used to get dick cheese in there when I was little
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>>681074823
What a shit ass circumcision job. This shit should seriously be outlawed.
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>>681082769
I agree 100% (OP)
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Huyyy no seamos tan hijueputa!!
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Quads, cut it off.
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rerolling
>>681083122
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cut it off
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>>681082946
I know puta means whore, but I otherwise no hablo espanol, beanboi.

>>681083122
Generally not willing to do that, but for the sake of tempting fate, if this specific post is quads (or greater), I'll do it and post the bloody pics.
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>>681083358
going to get a surgeon to do that

>>681083387
thank god.
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Thought I was the only one that had this..although it looks like mines much more about 50%
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>>681084110
damn. yeah, it's a bitch. I didn't really realize that it was "a thing" until fairly recently, which I'm kind of ashamed of I guess. But any urologist can give it the ol' snip and it's good as new in like a week or two. Not something you just have to live with.
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>>681084428
Ye would have been nice not to live with this... the hole looking spot was were a squeezed out some kind out a hard wart like thing wen I was like 7 I remember that shit hurt....but it's not like your going to ask moma about that kind of shit ....anyway nice to know what it is and that it can be corrected
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do you have to put a q-tip in there after showers so the water doesn't sit in there and create a nasty rash?
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>>681085404
I don't if I think about it I'll rub my finger across it to get the most of the water out...but its never been a problem
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do you resent your parents for doing this to you?
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>>681085870
No...I just found out what this is and that it can be corrected so I wish they had brought that up at some point....they would have to know from when I was little wright
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>>681086121
yeah I'm sure they saw it fuse to your head
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>>681079820
I love dick actually
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>>681074823


FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY

MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT
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>>681085404
No, honestly just washing daily keeps it clean. It dries out just fine. Only ever have to be super thorough after using lube or something, where it gets up in there.
But I actually can't get a q-tip through there. the opening on the left side is fairly small, and the tunnel itself is not too wide. the q-tip head is just too fat for it.
Honestly, I only realized today that it's a tunnel straight through. Out of sheer boredom and procrastination I decided to see how deep it actually goes, so I stuck the fingernail cleaner in, and then it comes out the other side. Thought it was kind of funny and it looks incredibly painful despite not being painful at all, so I made the thread.

>>681085870
Not really. I know they meant well. But I do think they circumcision should be illegal, and that they made a bad choice. But I don't resent them for it. No one wants their kid's genitals to be fucked up.
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>>681086450
Why so mad tho?
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>>681086320
Well it's directly cost me a bj and who knows what it cost me indirectly being nervous about what girls would think....but now I just don't care
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if your gf blew into it would it whistle or make a fart sound?
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Home made fimosis operation?
Op is a Doctor.
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>>681087236
/thread
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>>681087236
Fart
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>>681087381
It's penile adhesion, not phimosis, though they are very similar. But no, I have no intention of cutting it myself. I'd find a way to fuck it up even worse.
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>>681086983
A girl was gonna suck your dick but then decided against it?
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>>681088063
to be clear, that's the other guy. Not OP.

My pro tip is this - it looks normal with a condom on.
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>>681086462
I can't help but feel angry at my parents for having me circumcised. just the thought of how casually they made the decision to remove a healthy functioning organ from my body, when I couldn't resist it makes me want to never talk to them again.
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>>681088508
well...I mean...it's sort of happened to millions of us. I've got mountains to be angry at my parents about but that one might be low on my list.
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>>681088508
Gotta realize that there was a lot more misinformation and propaganda in their generation than ours. They thought they were making the right choice. They in fact were not. But it's difficult to blame them when they didn't really have access to the same kind of freedom of information that we have (largely due to the internet)
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>>681088063
was a virgin freshman in HS and had recently be locked in the back of a van and threatened for talking to this guy's daughter long story.....so I was supper fucking nervous because we were like 100 ft from her brother who she said would kill me if he knew I was there
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>>681089115
Also didn't turn it down I was freaking the fuck out about being there and didn't fully realize what was happening for a few days
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>>681074823
? why ?
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>>681089552
what does that have to do with the skin bridge?
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