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groden threads: Another one
I like the fatties.
ITT: asscarrots
>>681074102
have you revisited your TDEE?
>>681074123
>WEM bike
>>681075163
dat tiger!
>>681074781
GIB
>>681074922
i like phat butts
>>681075526
Nooooooo
>>681074398
we joined another server lol
I like men.
>>681076046
i bet you like dicks too, fgt
>>681075911
>>681075915
YES
>>681076046
Faggot.
you're in the right place then
>>681076046
whoa
>>681075346
What about that tiger?
>>681076046
Hello Nibi!
>>681076268
>>681076361
No im not gay.
>>681076046
That's gay though.
>>681076361
Look at >>681076362 belly.
>>681076449
all my hng
>>681076513
So you finally admit you're a woman and bleed like one?
>>681076513
You're the gayest of the gay.
>>681076643
There's room for more than one belly.
>>681076046
But anon, das gay
>>681076513
That dick is huge!
>>681076513
you are the biggest cock gobbler
i'm bored
>>681076767
You'd think there wouldn't be.
>>681077141
I'm plank, nice to meet you
>>681077141
Suck dick.
Also, the determination with which that man is eating ass is impressive.
>>681077334
All bellies are welcome.
>>681076838
No
>>681076889
Hueg*
>>681077004
Im a virgin, literally anyone is gayer than me.
>>681077141
join the club
>>681077358
you're gay
that's what you are
>>681077402
no dick to suck
>>681077444
i was a part of the founding members of the club
>>681077522
welcome back in that case
>>681077658
thank you, it's been a few days.
at least i have party plans for the weekend coming
>>681077522
Your own?
>>681077788
i'm not that flexible
and i find that might be an uncomfortable position
selling demos tears $5 a bottle
>>681077760
celebrating or just for fun?
i'll give you a dime a liter
>>681078315
just for fun
>>681078228
I'll take ten
can it be used as lube
>>681077421
Gugz!
>>681077887
Do lots of stretches.
>>681078228
Do they work as lube?
>>681078510
i can't be assed to do that
>>681078228
Give me a whole crate.
All that proves is everyone is as gross-minded as you, Demos.
FUCK. Why is is so hard to find a good guy
>>681078464
How are you, homogay?
>>681079166
Because most people are shit and a waste of time.
>>681078510
>>681078419
only one way to find out
>>681078384
as you can see there is high demand
>>681078404
>>681078636
you a supporting a good cause
>>681079166
this
>>681079193
Feeling like being gay is the wrong way to live.
You?
>>681079166
because they are taken, I was amazingly lucky to get luc
>>681079438
das a lewd bowl
>>681079438
i'd tongue punch you so hard, kid
>>681079438
This is the last time I'm funding your addiction for cock.
>>681079438
Yeah, you tell me you bum.
>>681079166
Because whores fuck with their feelings and make them jaded.
>>681079573
Yes.
Anyway I get a cut of the profits since I helped make them.
>>681079438
offer still stands
dime for a liter
>>681079166
just looking in the wrong places I think
>>681079492
Me too, mixed with mild depression.
>>681079616
a little bit
he licks between his fingers
>>681079715
o-oh
>>681079749
>funding my addiction
>cock
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.
>>681079796
My bum cannot tell you nothing
>>681079934
5%
>>681079992
you must think i have unlimited tears
>>681080437
i figured you would be able to make it on demand
>>681080437
prepointless if all bowls are gay
>>681080437
60%. I did most of the work.
>>681080147
You do your exercises today?
>>681080562
Just who do you think I am??
>>681080654
not
>>681080682
20%
tits
>>681081458
someone who needs the cash
>>681079166
it's not, easy as fuck
>>681081728
but that leaves so little for me
>>681081553
but 10 cents is a ripoff
>>681081866
for me, yeah
i'm giving you the deal, here
>>681081458
ye they are
>>681081939
FIVE
BUCKS
>>681082017
no
>>681082075
chet please if you go any higher you'll just get 0%
>>681082137
what non gay person would pose that like
literally the worst avatars
>>681081648
Maybe where you live
>>681082137
i'll do ₩1000 for a liter
I return. It was a pretty good episode
>>681082612
tell me what happened
>>681082433
canada, but i found cuties all over the world, i kept one for myself in england
>>681082730
he says he's gonna arrest me when he gets to canada
>>681082249
No. I'll take 90%, you'll cry more because of it, and I'll make even more money.
>>681081765
Well you're doing better than me today.
Hard as fuck to find a guy here that isn't fucking annoyingly flaming or so far in the closet he won't go out in public with you
>>681082612
what was it about
>>681082945
you must live in a weird place
>>681082276
maybe he's metrosexual
>>681082487
how much is that in american money?
>>681082888 (checked)
why are you so evil
>>681083054
almost a dollar
>>681083003
Yeah. Its called Texas
>>681083130
you poor soul
>>681082815
for what?
>>681083130
What part of Texas?
What is even going on in these threads.
Can someone explain to me?
>>681083202
i don't know, he just wants to for some reason
i presumed it was for kinky things but i politely declined his offer
>>681083054
I'm not. I'm pragmatic.
>>681083366
good thinking there, for your butt safety
>>681083565
he probably doesn't care
he still wants to, i can feel it.
>>681083115
fine, i'll take it.
>>681083535
is... is Tay the father?
Just far enough away from austin that I can go into town and get pissed off at all the flamers or stay where im at and deal with the closet cases. Fucking sucks
>>681083791
What specific part area?
>>681083783
alright, i'll take ten liters
i expect them by my door on tuesday
>>681083654
well he doesnt know where to find you right
>>681083191
Yeah. Its fucking depressing
>>681083791
I'd say I'm surprised at how gay Texas is, but in the end it made too much sense.
>>681084013
I bet he'll find out.
i'm scared for my butt's safety, maya
please help me
>>681084033
well look on the bright side
it's not happening to me
>>681082709
>>681082988
First 5 minutes was a recap of last season. No additional storylines have been added like how season 5 opened with the High Sparrow. The episode flows seemlessly from the finale, no time skip of a few weeks or months like previous seasons. My straight boner was killed at the end of the episode
>>681083989
Half an to an hour away from austin depending on the fucked up traffic
>>681084007
Tuesday?
You'll get it by Thursday at earliest.
>>681084301
I'll give you until Wednesday at the LATEST
>>681084254
wait, is this game of thrones?
DADDY?
>>681084289
North or South? If north maybe Round Rock, Pflugerville, or Cedar Park, if south maybe Buda, Kyle, or Bastrop?
>>681084254
i like it when they carry on seamlessly~
>>681084486
what if it arrives later?
>>681084620
DADDY!
>>681084521
Yes. I only got 8 minutes into Penny Dreadful before Tiger reminded my about GoT. Those 8 minutes were rather interesting though, I'll probably start watching it
>>681084780
then you get half the agreed price
>>681084686
East. Bastrop would be correct my good anon
>>681083783
I'll have to buy you a dictionary for your birthday.
>>681084959
I'm in Austin myself.
>>681084936
zaryss yuou gotta understand
i got a wife and kids at home
>>681085088
good
our birthdays are only 16 days appart
rhubarb is gross
>>681085097
Cool beans man, age? You single? Taken?
>>681085247
Whose?
The space we are
The space we were
>>681084907
ah, I must've missed when you switched over
Aces.
>>681085488
ours
>>681085247
Then be on time.
>>681085525
In butts?
>>681085525
mmmmew
>>681085716
Yours and mine, or yours and Tay's?
>>681085557
I'm 25 myself, what type of guys you into?
>>681085834
yours and mine you doofus
>>681085947
Dominant tops.
So, what are you guys all up to?
>>681086004
No they're not.
>>681086087
Dick all. Besides work.
>>681086087
palying mass effect and talking to Chicken~
>>681086142
yes they are
>>681086087
waiting until i'm too tired to stay awake
then am going to sleep a lot so i don't have to go to class and sign myself out
>>681086087
watching Last Man on Earth
>>681084780
DADDY <3
>>681086419
Yes they are. They're 16 days appart in september.
glad we agreed to the deal, demos
i'll see you on Wednesday.
>>681086493
My birthday is not in September.
>>681086634
WHY DO YOU HAVE LIES ON YOUR SKYPE PROFILE
>>681086548
;~;
Any Canadian fags in here?
>>681086736
oh don't be so sad
if you're on time, i'll tip you well
earlier you are, the bigger the tip
>>681086184
What is that thing
>>681086186
Can't play mass effect anymore. Ending tilted me too hard
>>681086279
How is it?
>>681086242
You really hate class that much huh?
>>681086878
when i hate the teachers, yes
demo is a youngun
>>681086872
Nice. Hopefully not in the middle of no where.
>>681086878
centipede
>>681086985
i'm legal too
>>681086736
Because I did not write the truth.
>>681086878
like i know all about the ending but it doesnt bother me. maybe i have to experience it to make me hate it. but im excited about the new one coming out whenever it does
>>681087050
London area, Ontario
FUCK, finally done with Smouldering Lake.
>>681087125
how could u
>>681087094
funny thing about about Australia is the age of consent for straight and gay sex is the same in every state but the one I live in which is 16 and 18 respectively
>>681087140
Damn it. I always get excited.
West coast.
>>681086878
fantastic really
>>681087227
congrats, where to next?
>>681087385
that's a shame
>>681086070
I am both of those things, you want to possibly chat somewhere other than /b/
>>681087326
that's silly
>>681087503
ye its pretty autistic
Still not legal enough to drink :^)
>>681087451
Always is. I guess the chances are pretty low.
>>681087476
Possibly.
>>681086970
Why do you hate this teacher?
>>681087139
It hit me pretty hard. I was so psyched for 3. Then I chose red blue or green and
>>681087430
Is it on netflix? I might have to throw it onto the queue if it is.
>>681087641
that's a shame
i want to drink alcohols eventually
>>681087430
The Boreal Valley.
>>681087796
How old are you?
>>681087796
can you buy a gun at 18?
>>681087282
Easily.
>>681087732
its so good though why let the ending bother you so much?
>>681087732
I don't think so. It doesn't air here so I torrent every episode
>>681087857
oh boy, good luck
>>681087866 (checked)
19
>>681087877 (checked)
i don't know
i don't care
>>681087889
you monster
>>681087998
are you going to vote for trump :^)
>>681087893
The ending just made the entire game feel pointless. Every decision you make null and void. Just red blue or green.
>>681087732
i have two teachers
mostly because one likes to single me out i guess, on the spot sort of things when i've asked them not to, and the other because of the same reason and because she doesn't allow me to cook when the class is cooking
>>681088088 (checked)
depends if i'll be able to vote
>>681088088
As a Canada fag I'm super excited for Trump to become president.
>>681087720
Kik? Email?
>>681088237
whys that?
>>681088311
ye, it'll be the first ever meme president
>>681088214
The first one's just dickish, the second one is nonsensical. Like wtf.
mm i return after eight hours
>>681087998
I am not. That's, like, the only time I have ever lied.
>>681088346
What's your email?
>>681086087
Trying to win at pokemon tcg online but getting wrecked by all energy hands over and over because fuck me.
>>681088529
Regularguy1991@yahoo
>>681088623
yeah fuck you
