>>681070311
holy shit that pic is autistic

>

>

>meet fat girl on internet
>huge punk rock festival coming up in her area
>we agree I will visit and stay with her
>one night decide to fuck, she says shes dry all the time
>grab some tube of jelly/lotion/liquid from her dresser
>throw it on dick, stick dick in her
>she screams
>apparently it has alcohol in it
>zero fucks given
>never talked to her after leaving

>

> 18. Met her through a mutual friend. Knew she was a slut.
> Had her in my bed. Was very excited.
> Fucked her for over an hour and didn't even cum but was diamonds the whole time
> she had no clue it was my first time
> might contact her one of these days even though its been over 2 years.

>>681070311
this chicks legs are fucking disgusting.

>she got naked
>me got naked
>put dick in pussy
>pullandpush.jpg
>be me finishing in his belly
>be me tired

>>681070990
kek, that sucks anon...prob saved you from teh herp

>>681070311
>Be 18yo fat kisless virgin.
>Get very drunk on a friend's welcome party.
>Said friend's 10 pounds away of being a proud feminist.
>She also gets drunk.
>Everybody goes to sleep except her and me.
>Starts tpuching me and invites me into her room.
>WHYTHEFUCKNOT.JPEG
>Fuck her for 20 minutes with a soft dick due to the alcohol and then pas out in living room
>Wake up next day with pussy juices and vomit on my mouth and regret experience forever.

>>681070926

Kek

>>681071477
his

>>681071477

>in his belly

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>>681070311
>my 17 bday 8y ago
>gf wants to fuk yet not convinced
>i don't push it
>bday is just another day for me
>anonusomature.jpg
>10/10 b8 so we did it anyway next day
>i still luv that girl

>>681071867

Aww

>>681070311
>post your first time sex stories her in green

Da fuck?

Can't you niggers write coherent sentences?

> be me
>17
>gf also 17
>home from school sick
>gf comes over b/c no one is home
>everything going great
>cum with condom on inside gf
>condom slipped off inside of gf
>she freaks out
>she runs to bathroom
>comes back
>everything is fine
>still hard
>we go another round
>in the moment
>hear front door open
>oh shit, my sister's home
>rush to get dressed
>too late
>sis heard us
>be later
>mom randomly tells me gf and I aren't allowed in my room with the door closed


>sis told parents later
>mfw not allowed in room alone with gf anymore

>>681070311
>live in HI at time
>Get gf in junior yr of hs
>she was petite senior
>left her bf bc he cheating on her
>she has room that she is renting
>go to her place
>stoked about first time
>had only figured her up to this point
>light two votives to set mood and shit
>both of us get naked
>lay on cheap as futton
>akwardforwardplay.gif
>put on condom
>get on top and slowly stick it in pussy
>say "that's it?"
>pissedface.jpg
>fuck anyway
>takes forever for me to cum
>still stay with chick for years till relationship falls apart

>>681070311
14yo almost 15, got gf after natation class to my house, early morning, tried to fuck, didn't pull out, panic, not preggo, but shiet, she confessed to her dad, dude lol'd be friends after LMAO, felt like i was dying every second though.

Ok /b/ here goes...

>be me
>be in high school
>bandfag.jpg
>senior year
>there was this slut, let's call her C
>was the leader of the bandfags, the mighty drum major
>bitchesbemirin.png
>our band was pretty big in my town, I was more popular than our quarterback
>part of leader duties have to stay after games and make sure everyone gets home
>C's mama didn't love her that day, didn't pick her up
>offer a ride, she accepts

More?

>>681070311
>the ass was sweet
>the lips were juicy,plucked, plump & tender
was.kitten

>be me
>be 18
>in usa for hs exchange
>meet aussie girl
>but im aussie too
>fuck in her bed after watching Bams Unholy union
>legit 10mins
>she thought i lied about being virgin

I went to tbe other side if the world to fuck some skank i would have ran from at a party. Still hate myself

>my girlfriend and I were in her basement .
>her family were all asleep upstairs.
>we start making out on this shitty couch.
>she tells me she's ready to have sex after a month of us being together.
> take off our clothes all awkard like.
> she lays down and I get on top of her and slowly start going to town.
> I last about 15 minutes , she seemed to enjoy it and she didn't say it hurt to bad and just a lil blood from her.
It wasn't bad, but the next time was much better. Then a week later she let me do anal.

>>681070815

underrated post

>>681071232
Ayy lmao

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I have posted this before but I will again if anyone cares

>be me 17 gf is 16
>both virgins been together 3 months now
>decide it's time we finally have sex
>at her parents house they are having a weekend be with some out oft own family members so there are about 10-15 people at her house
>we go downstairs in the hallway there is a futon
>there's is also a sliding glass door in the hallway that leads to the backyard where everyone is Bbqing and playing horse shoes
>inlay on the futon and take my shorts off she gets on top and I finally stick my peepee into some vag it was so god damn glorious
>going at it for a couple min when all of a sudden sliding glass door opens(there were curtains in front of it so you can't just see in)
>Jesus did we not fucking lock it
>it's my gf dad
>he sees his daughter on top of me but there is a blanket draped over us
>my gf screams out "we are just laying here talking!!!"
>gf father drops his can beer on the floor immediately
>he picks it up apologizes and almost sprints back outside
>she actually lets me continue and I blow the hugest load of my life raw dawg in that pussy feelsgoodman
>mfw that was 8 years ago and we are now engaged
>mfw my future father in law walked in on me deflowering his daughter

>>681073124
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>>681073124
Yes

>>681073124
just get to the point or GTFO
>not the original anon

>>681071867
alcohol.jpg

21 years old

>craigslist
>engaged woman with a daughter
>go to some cafe 1st to meet and talk
>she says she down to go back to my place
>at my place on the couch
>thinking about backing out
>she leans in and puts her hand on my thigh
>I go in for the kiss and pull her over on top of me
>making out/grinding
>she's wearing a skirt so I hike the back up and start playing with the panty line
>she lowers my hand to her ass
>I ask her if she wants to take it to the bedroom
>yep
>get in and strip down
>l lay down and she starts sucking my dick
>eventually she works herself up my body
>make out a bit
>I start rubbing my dick against her pussy lips
>eventually unintended penetration
>no condom on
>she begins riding me
>come in 2 - 3 minutes
>I'm embarrassed so to cover it up I flip her over and start eating her out
>realize I'm eating my own cum in a way even though I try to lick the outer lips as shes pushes my cum out
>I start fingering her and start talking dirty about wanting her to cum hard
>she does
>less than 15 minutes later I'm hard again
>we end up fucking for 30 - 40 minutes this time
>everything went better than expected
>met up several more times
>she had one of those contraceptives inserted into her

>>681070311
>be me 4 years ago
>18
>meet qt girl at first job
>hit it off real good
>start dating
>both virgins
>6 weeks in go to her house in the morning
>drive back to my place with her
>fuck her as quietly as possible to not wake family in house
>was actually the most awkward and strange experience at the time
>be together for 2 years

>>681073245
aussie lady 10/10

>be me
>27
>...
>:/

>>681073365
kek'd

>>681073729
Your father-in-law is a real bro

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>>681073729

>sister has hot autistic friend
>makes out with me when we're alone
>grabs my cock when no one is watching
>sleeps over one night
>wakes me up and leads me to the bathroom
>eat her ass
>stick it in with rubber
>get about 4 pumps in, 15 seconds
>sister knocks on the door
>I hide in the shower
>No one was caught
>never did stuff with her again
To this day I regret my first time wasn't more meaningful or special

>I spent a lot of time at the beach as a young 15 year old teen.
>During the summer I would surf all day and try to meet girls.
>I was fairly successful with meeting girls, but had only made out with a few at this point.
>I usually went down to the beach by myself except on this day I had gone with my aunt to a different beach.
>While swimming and bodysurfing I saw this beautiful blond girl with a tight body in a black bikini come down into the water.
>I didn't think I would have a chance with this girl but after almost running into her a couple times while bodysurfing, we starting talking and flirting.
>Her name was Shannon and she was at the beach with her Mom.
>She was about 5'0" 97 pounds with long blond hair and large B almost C cup breasts.
>I was a polite teen and the Mom loved me from the start.
>We hung out together for the rest of the day and I found out that she was only 13.
>I couldn't believe it cause she looked at least my age or maybe 16.
>She told me she was a swimsuit model and even though she was hot I thought she was bullshitting.

>>681070990
>apparently it has alcohol in it
lel
also
>be me
>gf
>she invites me to sleep at her house
>OHBOYHEREWEGO.JPG
>she lives alone
>rock hard
>had other girlfriends but managed to get only bjs
>im super nervous
>she is a bit older than me and has already a lot of experience so im really agitated because of the tought of beign a virginfag that will not her please her
>go flaccid after a minute due to anxiety
>she says its okay
>go to sleep
>next morning hard as a rock, fuck her 2 times
It was humiliating, but at least it ended well.
She was a total bitch and I dumped her the next month after a lot of fucking anyway.

>With gf
>End up having sex

>>681073729
suprised he left. could have gone really babd anon

>>681070311
>17 y.o. back in 2012
>autistic nigger gf
>going out for around 5 months
>not too sure about having sex
>she's going on holiday on 21/12/12 (doomsday shit)
>being autistic as fuck as I suggest that we shouldn't risk dying as virgins
>Have awful sex for 5 mins
>never fucking a nigger again

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>meet girl from church
>hang out in her aunts basement
>asks me to be her boyfriend after one night of knowing her
>take her on dates
>go back to my place one night
>she has condom
>she puts condom on, she's a pro at it.
>go down on her, make her cum like 5 times
>I put it in, missionary.
>cum in about 7 minutes.
>pull out
>condom broken
>go to store
>plan b

>pic related

>Be me
>Almost wizard status

What a great sex story.

Oh well I heard its not nearly as good as you think its going to be. And knowing me my back will probably just ache and shit while I thrust and i'd probably just cum in 30 seconds and disappoint the living fuck out of her anyway.

>>681073729
That's pretty damn funny anon, did he ever figure it out?

>>681074548
sounds like everything was ok in the end.

>be me 17
>on long island with my family
>meet this girl on the beach
>she comes over and talks to be
>im akward as fuck
>she gives me her number
>later that night she texts me and tells me she wants to get ice cream
>says her parents are out
>go into her room
>she says shes 15
>ehhh stillgood.png
>talks about memes
>cringy but need to get laid
>knock her out and start raping her
>hear a knock on the door
>detonate the c4 strapped to my chest
>im a fucking muslim

>>681074834
That's her? If so, wife her.

>>681070311
>have gf for 2 months when 16
>steadily build up from topless to hand stimulation to oral
>one night "shall i grab a condom anon"
>s s s sure thing
>as she's unwrapping it i turn limp dick
>oh fuck oh fuck
>dont do it that night end up doing it like 2 weeks later
>pretty bog standard

>>681073124
Cont.
>>681073739
>>681073820

>cruising in my whip
>dat ford focus
>she looks over, tells me to find a place to pull over
>was beta virgin, told her I was sick or some shit
>inb4 spaghetti
>she laughs and starts playing with my dick, feelsgoodman
>ok let's do this
>find a gas station, no cash, send her in with quarters from my car to get a condom
>wait in car
>she comes back and tells me to find somewhere to go
>go to a spot I know is chill to toke at, so we should be good
>there's someone there, fuck.jpg
>gotta find somewhere else, drive towards the park
>see side road, looks like it could be cash
>turn down road
>its a fucking cemetary

Cont, (2/3)

>>be me 13
>>be her 12
>>she was cute as fuck polish girl, ie daisy fuentes kind of look, yet polish American?
>>she had "had sex" with friends bro Thomas
>> shit I need some of that shit
>>try fucking out by buoys on small beach for awhile not feeling it, or anything for that matter, and those people are distracting me lol
>>move a bit down road at end of private walkway peer into marsh (WI) lay down towel
>>she was wearing a one piece bikini
>>she pulled it to the side exposing her light blonde sparse pubes, perfect slit of a inny
>> fucking diamondsX fractal
>>try to jam my little cock in her
>>fuck this is harder than I thought it would be
>>she takes the dick by the shaft lines it up
>> I push
>>HFW it goes in, fucking eyes were looking at the back of her skull
>>dear god it was all I had hoped for
>>60 seconds later I get off (no sperm at time)
>>MFW Pull my dick out some blood on it
>>WTF I thought you fucked thomas?
>> (Guess his shit didn''t do the job, or he didnt get lined up right)
>>I Hear stepmoms car honking
>>tell her to wait there for a second, me and friend who watch head out like we were just fucking around
>>fucked her a couple other times here and there, always cash, always tight, 9.5/10 body face
>>supposedly she is a shaved head Les in prison now....

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>>681071477
>his
Can't escape the truth anon

>>681074463
you forgot the sex faggot
>whole point of thread

>>681074657
No shit I'm surprised he didn't try and hit me
>>681075065
I'm sure he knows what was going down but we have never spoke of it plus he had a stroke a couple years ago and isn't physically capable of doing shit now and I take care of his daughter and have offered for him and my gf mom to come
Live with us when I buy a house next year after we get married so he actually has some respect for me now

>17, 3 weeks from 18
>made pact with self to lose virginity before "adulthood"
>meet 8/10 latina/white mix on fb
>she also goes to my school
>talk for a week on fb
>end up meeting at school
>hit it off, ask to her to be gf
>fast forward a week, its getting close to my 18th
>too fucking close
>take her out to watch an organ recital at local church
>kiss during magnificent rendition of Bach's Little Fugue
>"aye lets get out of here"
>take her to my lincoln navigator my grandfather lended me for the night
>beat pussy up for 7 minutes
>pull out way too early and sit there jerking off for a good 5 minutes
>she starts encouraging me to cum
>tiniest cum shot of my fucking life
>drive her home then go to bed

i dunno how to end this. she ended up basically being the school slut and had herpes.

>>681075186
in the end, yes. But that night has been awufully long and humiliating. Before her i had another gf but she was from south of my country and her parents were redneck-like level of bigotry, and brought her to a gynecologist every time she slept at my place to see if she was still a virgin so I couldn't fuck her and she didn't like anal. then i discovered she kissed and fucked a random guy on a party. What a fucking bitch.

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>>681074737
tainted /b/ro walking

>>681074463
>At the end of a day of flirting she gave me her phone number and her Mom was ok with me calling her.
>We made plans on the phone to hang out a few days later and I went to her house to hangout.
>While there her Mom let us hang out alone in her room with the door closed.
>I was never allowed to be alone in a girls room before but I guess her Mom really liked me.
>While in her room Shannon brought out a portfolio of modeling pics and I was happily proved wrong and found she was a teen swimsuit model for bodyglove.

continue?

>>681072592
That's when you say

Your right parentanon we shouldn't do it here safely and should be doing it in public. It will be more exciting and we could get arrested... that would be a experience.

>>681075566
kek, good for you anon. Congrats from a kissless virgin.

>Be 9 years old, sister 8
>I start getting boners for the first time, and have no idea what is going on
>Sister and me actually have a friends relationship so tell sister about boners
>Sister wants to see
>Get naked to show sister boner, but no boner
>Sister decides to get naked while waiting because I am naked already
>Naked sister activates boner
>Sister thinks boner is very interesting and takes to touching and inspecting it
>Nothing else happens
Boner exploration with both of us naked continues for a few weeks and then Internet shows me what boners can do to girl.
>Show sister online porn, we agree it looks fun and we should try it
>Naked sister activates boner as usual
>Trying to put boner in feels awkward for both of us, so I get baby oil cause it is slippery
>It works, but slide in too fast and sister is in a little pain
>I apologize and almost loose boner, but sister wants to try a little more once pain stops
>I go slow, doing what I saw in the porn, and it feels good
>Eventually sister feels good too, but nothing really happens
>Uneducated sex stuff continues to happen for 3 months with no orgasms
>We stop everything after a little while longer
Fast forward to me 17 and sister 16, still great friends.
>Sister and I break open a bottle of vodka on spring break while parents are out on a two day trip
>We are making jokes, play around, and talking about our sex lives
>My girlfriend at the time was a prude so no sex, sister's boyfriend just wanted his and that was it
>We agree our sex lives suck
>Sister makes joke about being happy I was her first
>I tell her honestly that I was happy she was my first not knowing it was a joke
>Sister doesn't tell me she was playing and begins proding for info
>We have a back and forth for over an hour that leads to both of us admitting we'd like to try it again
>Awkward at first, but eventually we just go for it
>Try everything we know about except anal
>I cum in her three times, but mom has had her on birth control

>>681072592
How old is sister? And why didn't you fuck her to keep her quiet? She probably just wanted the D too and was jealous.

>>681075846
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>>681075356
Cont.

>freak out, but she's chill
>mfw when she tells this is a great spot
>pic related, idgaf
>cant get in the backseat
>have to open the door
>no dinosaur, we get in the backseat
>start getting hot and heavy, close to midnight at this point
>mfw I jizz in my pants
>play it off, she didn't notice, get it back up
>fuck forever, I'm on top so I'm literally looking at gravestones, finally nut
>throw the condom out on some dude's grave
>drive her home

We hooked up a couple times after that. Last I heard about her, the county had taken her baby bc no baby daddy and she got picked up on an OD for meth.

>>681076003
i can fap to this

>>681076095

My older sister once "caught" me with my ex-gf.

All she did was give me a thumbs up afterward.

>>681073729
top kek
good show my dear boy

>>681075846
>Now I was in awe that I might get a chance to make out with a model like the ones I see in the surf mags.
>After listening to some music and flirting a bit with the door closed I made my move to kiss her.
>Shannon didn't put up any resistance and let me kiss her.
>She was a bit awkward but I had a bit of >experience and she let me take the lead.
>She tasted incredible as I slipped my tongue into her mouth.
>She was dressed in jeans and a baggy shirt and I couldn't help but try to get a feel of that hot body and nice firm tits I knew were hiding underneath.
>While we were kissing I slowly brushed my hand across her breast on the outside of her shirt to see how she would react.
>She didn't move away or protest so I tried again except this time I did it slow and firm so she knew my intention.
>She still did not protest and actually started kissing me back harder as I started to press and squeeze her firm teen breasts.
>I could feel her nipples even getting hard through her bra.
>Now feeling bolder I slowly caressed down her toned stomach through her t-shirt.
>When I got down to her waist I slipped my hand underneath and felt her tight bare stomach.
>She still wasn't stopping me and I moved up her body and my fingers brushed the bottom of her bra.
>It was a silky bra and I will always remember the feeling of her firm breasts through that silk. >I continued to grope her breast through her bra as I kissed her.
>When I tried to pull the bra down to let her young breast out she finally stopped me and said no.
> I was really worked up and hard now, but I was ok with it since I was in shock that I was getting this girl.
>I waited for my hard on to go down a bit before I nervously went downstairs to see her Mom.
>I left after her Mom cooked us dinner and asked me if I wanted to go back to the beach in a few days with her and her daughter.
>I of course said yes and we would meet up two days later and her Mom would drive us to the beach.

>me 20, girl 16
>meet on internet when me 17 and her 14
>start long distance relationship 2 years later
>gets to be the most serious relationship of my life yet
>spring break comes around
>go my parents to where she lives
>see her for the first time
>spend easter weekend with her and her family
>bone her in her room
>on the floor
>while watching harry potter and the half blood prince

>>681075240
Married her 3 years later. 4 years after that, and she's pregnant with our first. (Planned)

>23
>meet nearby girl on some app (I think it was yik yak)
>she's fat but not obese, busy fuck it why not
>after a week of talk She finally asks me to come over
>get there, we cuddle for a bit
>start making out, she's grabbing my hard dick through my pants
>she yanks them off and starts to deepthroat me
>says she wants me to fuck and abuse her
>says I don't need a condom but tell her I'd feel better
>she mounts on all 4s ass in the air
>can barely find her pussy through the fat
>it keeps slipping out (she was pretty loose + the fat made it hard to get angled correctly)
>she says its prbly just her nerves
>I face fuck her for 10 minutes and cum on her tits
>meet up again after once and get a bj but we fall out

My 2nd Time (diff girl) was 100x better

>>681076824
>was my first time

>>681070311
>be me
>never got laid
>dies

>>681076939
Nice one anon. I'm curious, what part of the world you're in? It seems like stories with a happy ending like this don't exist here.

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>>681072592
>>mfw anon says mfw with no pic

>>681076003
I never told her she was the first girl I came in, but we were each other's first in terms of penetration. My sister and I are now in the same college together and share an off campus apartment. We have keeped up our sexual relationship since that night, but it has been a sibling with benefits situation. Well, it was a sibling with benefits situation, but now that we are living together in our apartment it's beginning to feel like an actual relationship with dates, cuddling, and just general lovely dovey stuff. We kept saying we weren't going to go this far, but I think at some point over the last year we feel in love. I have 2 more years after this semester before I graduate. I have no idea what we will end up doing, but I think we have both realize that we both don't want to part ways after college. I actually love someone enough to want to spend my life with them and it kills me that she happens to be my sister.

>>681076649
>The two days in between we talked on the phone a lot and she would go on about how good that felt and she talked about sex stuff.
>I wasn't able to tell if she was just playing around on the phone or serious.
>Most teen girls love to tease guys, but Shannon was very enthusiastic while talking about being together again.
>She said she was a virgin and that our makeout session had just drove wild and got her thinking about it.
>I met up at her house for her Mom to drive us to the beach and we all piled in her moms convertible.
>When we got there Shannon took off her shorts and shirt to reveal her perfect body wearing a pink and green bikini that wasn't far off from a thong in back.
>When I look back I can't believe her mother would let her young teen daughter out like that, but from what I saw her mother encouraged it.
>Her mother wasn�t bad herself being a blonde with long hair and a not so bad body.
>She wasn't tight and firm like Shannon but still had a pretty face and her body wasn't bad. >These days I would take the Mom in a heartbeat but back then I couldn't get my mind off Shannon.
>After playing in the surf for a bit Shannon and I told her Mom we were going up to the concession stand to get some food.
>We were flirting on the walk up and decided to detour to the dunes to kiss. We found a dip where you weren't supposed to go and no one could see us.
>We sat down started kissing.
>I immediately grabbed her hot ass and shoved my tongue down her throat.
>I went for her breasts again and felt her hard tit through her cold wet suit.
>I couldn't feel through the suit as good as the silky bra so I attempted again to pull it down from her breast.
>This time she let me and I slowly pulled it down as her firm breast popped out.
>She had beautiful little nipples that were rock hard from the cold water and kissing.

>>681077396
Indiana, USA.

Only time will tell.

>>681070311
>be me at party
>chubby girl says she's looking to get laid tonight
>I'll take that bet
>flirt and drink all night
>somehow end up at a pool
>make out and finger her
>friend swims up
>starts chatting it up
>still fingering
>three fingers deep when friend swims away
>getting late
>dick won't go in, pool water's chapping things up
>start things up on a pool chair
>oh man
>doggy style on concrete hurts your knees
>people start to look out their apartment windows at us
>make our way back to the party
>lock ourselves in the bathroom
>break toilet seat
>dent in wall
>scented candle shattered on the floor
>no one but the host and my ride home are still at the part
time past and the seasons changed
>we hooked up a few more times
>I stopped being able to look past her lard butt
>After two more weeks I deleted her number and never saw her again

My actual first time is kinda dull. As an 18 year old fag, planned to have sex with my girlfriend on New Years at her moms house. Then had vanilla missionary protected sex. The story about how my almost first time two years prior is much better:

>Be me have gf who is also 16; gf is slightly chubby but massive D tits
>She gives me my first bj and experience eating pussy
>Says she is way in love and wants me to be her first too
>Then tells me about "The 18 Rule"
>It's some blood oath she made with her twin sister and their mutual BFF that they swear on the others lives no penetrative sex until they are 18
>She takes this WAY seriously but continues to suck my dick like its her job everywhere; movie theaters, parks, doesn't matter
>One night we go park at a desolate construction site way the fuck out
>Get busy immediately; make out followed by fingering and sucking dem titties
>She eventually cums on my hand and moans really loud
>Pulls me close and says "I want you inside me anon"
>Wait wut?
>We have no condom but think we will just get morning after pill or whatever because...kids
>She makes me swear on my life never to mention this to her "18 Rule" cohorts, says this at least 5x; yeah yeah I promise
>Both of us are totally naked; she's stroking me and dick is diamonds
>I climb on top of her on passenger seat that's laid down
>She is literally shaking and breathing so heavy
>Tip is right at her opening, one thrust and I'm in
>She is holding my arms and digging in
>I look into her eyes and for some reason get a conscience
>Ask her one last time if she's sure
>"Yes, no, I don't know..." she goes on about how important 18 Rule is; her sis would never forgive her, blahblahblah
>She's now tearing up...dammit
>Says she loves me, wants me to be her first but has to be 18
>Makes me promise to take her v card on her 18th birthday; repeats how much she loves me.
>We break up two months later because...teenagers

I should be doing chemistry HW right now. This is an epic story where I literally go from 0-hero.
If I had the time I'd tell a more detailed and full story but here's the gist of it:

>Start liking girl at work
>She likes me back
>both of parents are strict so we lie about date we plan.
>We go on date (dope sushi)
>Her mom catches her lie and get pissed
>We have to leave right after ordering.
>Start driving her home
>She's super sad but still happy to be with me alone
>decide to cut into my old neighborhood and drive around while she's leaning on my shoulder (Because its on the way)
>She starts giving me the "Kiss me" look.
>Try to focus on road.
> does look again, right by my old house.
>I look back
>Side swipe some fucking car parked on the street. (In my defense there were a fuck ton of cars on the street. Neighborhood went to shit which is partially why we left. They had one car in the drive way tons of room.)
>WELL FUCK
>Make out anyway (1st real kiss)
>We drive like a street away
>Axle of my tire is bent. No real control of car.
>We hear people start going outside.
>Look at future GF. Future GF looks at me.
>Drive as fast as we can with a car that essentially has one wheel that turns.
>Horrible noise as the bent tire skids along.
>Drive about 2 miles away to some empty parking lot. (Old grocery store that shut down)
>Sit down thinking our lives are fucked.
>Call bro to come pick us up. Tell him where we are. Say its urgent
>Look at her. She looks at me.
>Start making out again.
>Shit starts escalating. Grab her petite frame and pull her closer.
>She wants it just as bad, if not worse.
(cont.)

>>681079474
Damn that sucks. You did the right thing tho

>>681078159
>This was my first bare teen breast that I had felt and I slowly explored her breasts and gently pinched and caressed her nipples.
>They felt so good that I had to taste them. There is an instinct that I could not resist and I grabbed her whole breast, moved my head down and wrapped my lips around one of her hard nipples.
>It taste so good as I licked and sucked on her virgin nipples.
>She did not expect this and gave out as gasp as I did this. I could tell she liked it cause she wrapped her arms around me and started caressing my back and sides.
>As I went back up to kiss her she began caressing my chest and when she moved down to my stomach her arm grazed my hard cock straining up through my wet swim trunks.
>She realized what it was and as I kissed her and fondled her breasts, Shannon grabbed my hard cock through my trunks.
>This was the first time my cock had been touched except for me furiously beating it at home.
>I let out a moan and told her how hot she was. She started rubbing it through my shorts and asked it it felt good.
>After she had been rubbing for a min I told her it was incredible but it was starting to get raw from the wet trunks.

>>681072592
Ur sister is a cunt

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>be 18
>22yo gf
>her parents want us to watch her younger brother
>yessir.jpeg
>asks if I want to see her 'cockatiels'
>Get into bedroom
>how to train your Dragon sheets
>help
>mfw all she did was spasm on my dick
I would have rather seen the cockatiels.

>>681074060
How fat was she?

>>681081778

You don't want to know

>>681079855
Dubs my niggas.
(cont.)
>I hit the brakes, start thinking.
>Decide to call my friend and tell him to give it about 30 mins. He's confused
>Future GF decides that she doesn't want to wait on my phone call. Pull my dick out and starts blowing me while i'm talking to friend. (1st blow job)
> Barely manage to get any coherent sentences out.
>hang up.
>Blowjob continues for a little bit but I'm ready to fucking take it to the next level.
> Stop her and then tell her "You know I have a back seat" (Infinity Qx4 confirmed for sex machine)
>Take it to the back
>Making out for like 30 secs. My hands start wandering. (This wasn't her first time. But her ex apparently sucked at all things sexual. Also a shitty human being)
>Pull her clothes off. Finger her a bit. I can tell I'm doing a mediocre job at best but she's in the fucking moment and so was I.
> Ask her "Can I kiss you?". She's like "Yes?" confused. She didn't understand what I was getting at.
>Starting going down on her.
>She goes to cloud 9 and back.( Probably more from the fact that her ex never did that in retrospect)
>(1st time giving oral, if you haven't figured that out)
>My dick is now the hardest metal.
>Put that condom on at 400 iron car per wall.
I know this may be unbelievable because /b/. But I'm nearly 7inches. Her ex was 5 at best. So she was super nervous about getting it in.
> takes a minute but i slowly start to ease my way end.
>She looks like she just reached nirvana or some shit. I feel next to nothing. But doesn't matter having sex.
>Takes me a little figure out the control scheme for this craft. Fuck her for a while.
>Change positions, tell her to ride me.

>>681080205

So that was it ?

>>681074834
you fucked the bitch from Gotham?

>>681080205
>With bubbly expression she said she would just have to fix that and before I could answer she pulled my penis out of my shorts.
>I was in heaven as she continued on my bare cock and could have died right then when she stopped and told me to sit back cause she wanted to try something.
>As I lay back in the sand she grabbed my cock, moved down and put it in her mouth. >Now I was in ecstasy as she licked and sucked on the head of my penis.
>I could tell she really didn't know what to do but it didn't matter.
>She was a beautiful girl with her blond hair hanging down on me with her pretty face working on the tip of my cock.
>She was still hesitant to put the whole thing in her mouth and when I was almost ready to cum I was about to tell her go down more, she stopped and pulled my shorts over my cock again.
>She sat up and giggled and said we had to get back to her Mom
>Now I couldn't leave the dunes with my balls throbbing to cum and my cock harder than it had ever been.
>I whined a bit about it Shannon said she would do more later.
>With carrot of another blowjob hanging in front of me I waited til my cock was semi-hard before making a b-line and running to the water.
>As soon as I jumped in the cold water shrank my cock and balls further.
>For the rest of the day at the beach Shannon would grab me underwater trying to get me hard thinking it was funny.
>A couple of times she would also jump on me in the waves wrapping her arms and legs around me, grinding her crotch into my hip.
>After we left the beach and returned to her house, I still had some time before my parents came to pick me up.
>I was still insanely worked up and could not get my mind off of the beach BJ.
>We couldn't get alone in the house cause her stepfather was now home and he didn't like me alone in her bedroom.
>Shannon said we could take a walk and she took me to a play ground by her house.

>>681083360
>>For the rest of the day at the beach Shannon would grab me underwater trying to get me hard thinking it was funny.

I remember a girl who used to try to get me hard because she thought it was funny... in retrospect maybe that was a hint.

First time with a man or woman ?
because one happened at 12 the other at 16

>>681072326

best on thred

>>681083894
Both

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>Be me 18 a couple weeks ago at home track meet
>Talking with friend and 8/10 girl walks by
>Friend says to her "Hey my friend here was wondering if he could get your number"
>Get Snapchat
>Over next few days start to slowly talk to her
>Find out shes down to fuck
>Pick her up in another town 1 1/2 hours away
>Proceed to make out in back of my car parked behind some trees
>Take her clothes off and grab her tits
>She blows me to get me up
>Make her to put on the condom for me
>Put her face down ass up and rail the shit out of her for a few minutes
>She gets on top of me and starts to ride for a while
>Back to first position and I finish a few minutes later
>Tell her to blow me again and she obeys
>Get into 69 and plunder her vagina with my tongue while getting blown
>10 minutes later she jerks me off and blows me while I finger her
>Make out and finger more and then we look at ourselves drenched in sweat
>Clean up and drop her off
>mfw she wants to fuck again and said I was amazing on my first time

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> be 18
> get a DM on Instagram from a girl that's friends with the girl I'm trying to get with
> she's 15 but a huge slut
> meet up a couple of hours later
> in her room making out
> she starts giving me head
> she sits on me and we start fucking
> feelsgood.jpg
> we fuck for about 30 minutes and I still don't cum
> make her cum 3 times
> fucking her doggystyle for about 10 minutes
> look down and see blood
> she started her period and wanted to stop
> gets super awkward
> I go home feeling disgusting because I fucked a 15 year old while she was on her period

It was pathetic and gross. Haven't gotten laid since. Pic related, it's her

>17 years old
>Graduation party out in farmer's field
>Youngest person there, get hella drunk
>Pass out in back for friend's station wagon
>Girl I have the hots for pops in to check on me
>Pass out , and woken by different girl get nekkid and start fucking
>people around the campfire notice tell station wagon owner - he seeing I am fucking grill he has hots for gets in, starts car drives it up the trail, goes back to campfire
>Girl I have hots for checks on me again but sees me fucking her best friend - shocked and disgusted but still watches

Fast forward 2 months: I start dating the Girl I have the hots for, we get married, live happily until she passes away 25 years later. Now, 4 years after that I periodically sleep with the girl who I first had sex with 35 years ago.

>>681083360
>We found a secluded corner of the park
>I sat in the grass as she pulled out my penis again and started kissing it.
>While she was licking my shaft I was a little nervous that someone would find us
>of course here came some asshole walking through the park.
>He was a ways away and was about to pass us when he turned and looked our way.
>I'm not sure if he saw what we were doing but he looked a couple of times and moved on.
>I didn't tell her cause I could not let her stop again.
>I needed to cum in her little mouth.
>I guess she did not realize what cum was cause when I grabbed her shoulders and tensed she did not get up from me.
>I bucked my hips and shot a huge teen load in her unsuspecting mouth.
>As soon as it hit her tongue she spit it out around my cock
>it went in her hair and on my shorts.
>She was surprised and a bit mad at first.
>But when I told her how incredible she was and held her as I recovered from the first orgasm from a girl,
>she melted and hugged me.
>She went to kiss me but I was grossed out by her having had my cum on her lips and protested.
>We both laughed and ran back to her house cause my parents were probably almost there.

>>681083118
Huh? Never seen Gotham.

>>681085462
>Over the next few weeks we continued the phone sex conversations and would just talk for hours.
>We had a few more makeout sessions where I had gotten down her pants
>felt her silky smooth and wet pussy covered in sparse, soft hair
>but she hadn't given me another BJ yet.
>One day she invited me over when her parents weren't home for the day.
>After we listened to some music and did our usual joking around she asked me if I wanted to see a porn tape that she found.
>Me being completely surprised that a girl would watch porn, said of course.
>I hadn't even seen much porn cause it was hard to come by
>being that the internet was new (oldfag) and all you could do was really go on aol.
>We went down to her living room and she pulled a tape from what must have been her parents secret hiding spot.
>She put the tape in and we sat on the couch starting to play with each other as the video started.
>It was fuzzy at first so I could tell it was homemade
>when it focused and cleared I could tell the room in the video was the room we were sitting in.
>Then her Mom walks into the shot wearing some sexy lingerie and sits on the couch we were sitting on.
>Next her step father walks out naked with a huge semi hard cock
>stands in front of her Mom and her Mom goes to town on his tool.
>I was taken back and said wow that's your parents, thinking that Shannon didn't know what she put on
>she said yeah I know.
>I couldn't believe this girl wanted to watch her parents fuck.

>>681086412
god yes anon
tell me there's more

>>681086412
>Now I knew where this girl was getting her sex drive at this young age from.
>And from the looks of how her parents sex tape was progressing I was starting to wonder what went on in this house.
>The video was getting real hot as her Mom was bent over the side of the couch
>her step dad was impaling her from behind with his monster cock.

>I wasn't about to protest and ask if she was ok with it,
>so I just acted like it was normal to be ok watching that.
>I unbuttoned her pants and started to slide my hand over her soft thin bush and found that she was already getting soaking wet.
>I didn't know how to play with a clit yet so I just stuck my finger up inside her til it was too tight to go further.
>I moved my fingers around like I thought she would like and it worked.
>She started making little whimpering noises as we watched her parents now fucking missionary style.
>I turned to her and kissed her as my fingertips were inside of her.
>I asked her if she liked what her parents were doing and if she had ever done that.
>She said she hadn't and that she was a virgin, but she thought what they were doing was hot. >I swallowed nervously asked if she wanted to try what they were doing.
>She quietly said yes as I was still playing with her pussy.
>She told me to wait went to her parents room and came out with a condom.
>I awkwardly undressed her taking her body in and kissed it all over.
>She opened the condom and tried to put it on me but was doing it wrong and couldn't figure it out.

>>681087151
When anon doesn't deliver

>>681082577
Are you serious? Dubs again?
Winding down. Last post. Not sexual at all.

Ok now somewhere in the process of riding my dick reality hits her hard. Shall we say hard as diamonds? She remembers that her parents are super upset with her. That we just did a hit and run. That our lives may be fucked...etc
>She starts crying and I understand.
>Hold her; awkwardly put dick away.
I shit you not. I live in GA near Stone Mountain, they have a laser/fireworks show and this was on Dec 30 last year. The day the start the show.
>While holding her and comforting her/ falling in love or w/e. We look out the window in the backseat.
>Fucking fireworks go off.
>Bro pulls up with another one of my friends.
> right as the fireworks are going off.
> Take gf back to her car (I drove).
>After a lot of arguing we go back and leave my information on the car I hit.
>Tell my parents a strongly modified version of the story.
>Go home super depressed.
Oh yeah she let me keep her panties from the night after a joke.
> Sit on my bathroom floor and contemplate life.

The rest is boring. Everything worked out ok. My tire was fixed for like $200. My bumper is still fucked. Parents handled insurance.If you live in the area you've probably seen my car. We're still togather, good chance of us getting married ina few years actually. She's awesome. On Skype with her right now.
Guys. Fucking fireworks. I may not be the most spiritual person but come on man that's a sign a retard making breakfast would even understand.

>>681083894
>>681084317
First time:
>age 12 I think
>Holiday times not exaclty sure when
>buddy of mine I always skated with came to spend the night
>was hyped because he moved out to the sticks haven't seen him in a while
>so he came over video games candy and at night smokes
>as we smoked in the kitchen found the brandy beans .
>sweet alcohol.jpg
>eat most of the box
>get up to bed
>he seems oddly cuddly
>oh well
>starts palming me and stuff
>so after a bit of fondling he removed my underpants starts giving me head
>almost there man but then he stops
fuck me anon
>he bends over I enter
>Too damn tight
>pressed on despite the pain fucked him good came inside
>blows me second time to clean me off
>went skating the next day together he went home. and my adventures with bi sexuality had just begun

First time with chick:
>Age 16
>I met this girl because of my friends that new her
>punk chick listened to all the shit we did and liked to get high with us
>so naturally I enjoyed her hanging around us.
>one I was over lazing about the house with her
>watching some movie can't remember what
>went to get up for a cig, slipped backwards hand lands on breast
>feels soft man
>wait for the rage , doesn't happen
>turns out she don't mind me touching her tits
>sweet.exe >so this continues for a while she'd let me fondle her tits and she would make out with me >over again one day parents as usual not home have laptop set up in her room>movie and cuddles usual shit for us
>suddenly kissing me >shit she's on top of me >immediately get boner >she feels it >grins
anon ever fuck a girl before?
>I answer no
>grin gets bigger as she starts unzipping my pants
>clothes gone from the two of us after a short while
>awkward foreplay
anon you have any rubbers I'm all out
>I had one condom in my wallet by pure luck
>Put on condom
>nervous but diamonds I enter
>awestruck at the feeling I nearly came
>much better than ass.winzip
>begin to thrust picking up spead

>>681087457
>I turned it the right way and took her hand to slide it up my cock.
>It felt so good as she rolled it to the base.
>I could now see her beautiful little pussy as I spread her legs and positioned my cock at her entrance.
>I tried to push in a couple times but could't get it in the right whole.
>After almost putting it in her ass she pushed me back
>she then grabbed my gloved penis guiding me into her.

>>681070815
Under rated post.

>>681087830
cont:
>she starts moaning now get way too turned on
>full speed ahead captain!
>blow load after only like five minutes
>she was cool with it though
>got dressed had a smoke
>finished movie
we did it a few times afterward every now and again but we both moved on to other things
I shall forever remember her though

>>681087886
>Her legs were straight, tense and she was not opening them wide so I could just get my head in the entrance.
>I could feel something blocking me from going further and I wasn't sure if it was her hymen or I was missing the hole again.
>I tried to push in but she tensed up her legs more and was pushing me back every time I tried to push into her.
>I asked if I was inside her and she just nodded with a slight look of pain to her face.
>I was so hot now with this beauty in front of me
>and the sounds of her Mom screaming as she got hammered in the background were also driving me wild
>I could not take this any more
>I grabbed her legs behind her knees and pulled her legs up and spread them apart holding her open.
>Shannon said no and tried to stop me but I couldn't wait anymore.
>With her trying to close her legs and push me back, I shoved my cock through her hymen. >She cried out as I slide deep into her.
>It felt like her pussy was squeezing me where her hymen was and it was the most amazing feeling ever.
>Her pussy is still the tightest thing I've ever felt in my life.
>She had a few tears in her eyes as I stopped with my shaft fully buried inside her.
>I looked down her and wiped the tears from her eyes and told her how much I wanted her. >She calmed with this and I started to pump her pussy
>with each push I could see her wince a bit. >After a few minutes she was ok with me fucking her hard.
>As her mother was being fucked in the ass and screaming on the TV I couldn't stop from cumming.
>I spread her wide, drove deep into her and came as I told her I loved her.
>I collapsed on top of her and we held each other for what seemed like forever as we both recuperated from losing our virginity.

>Be 19
>At a resort in Cuba
>Guys I traveled with had gf's back home
>Meet these afghanis from Canada at resort club
>Tell me stories of all the pussy they got in town
>End up going to small Cuban town 30 minutes away
>They introduce me to a cuban hustler
>He translates everything and helps us get into nightclub
>Pick any girl and i can get her for you
>Rent a room from family for 5 dollars so i can fuck the girl i met at nightclub
>fucked her for 45 minutes
>condom breaks
>I start to panic
>Tell her to suck me off using sign language
>Remainder of the week was filled with fear of me having an STD or Aids
>Luckily i didn't catch anything

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>>681088337
>We got dressed and 20 min.later her step dad came home early.
>I ran upstairs and jumped out the second story back window, as I wasn't supposed to be in the house.
>He probably figured out that I was there after I came back a few minutes later and I didn't even live in that town.
>He must have known I fucked his little step daughter and after seeing his video I wonder if he liked it.
pic related (all grown up)

>>681088676
You're a lucky man anon

>started dating girl when im 18
>second girlfriend ever
>first girlfriend was a hamplanet bitch
>i was desperate
>anyway, this chick is hot as hell
>we agree at the beginning that we'll wait three months before we bone
>she tells me she's been with like 7 other guys
>don't care, that means she knows how to fuck
>a little over two months in
>she can't wait anymore
>we throw caution to the wind
>i'm so fucking excited
>going better than I thought
>keep having to pull out, but she seems to be into it
>my mom calls me halfway through
>wants to tell me something cool is on tv
>try to rush her off the phone, but I lose my boner
>furiously try to get it back up
>she's getting impatient, but trying to be understanding
>finally get it back up
>last 5 more minutes
>she tells me to cum inside of her
>do
>she gets a hot flash, runs off to my bathroom
>fulfill a promise i made to myself
>put on "i just had sex"
>i'm singing along and dancing like an autist while she's freaking out in the other room
>finally finish listening to the song and go to check on her
>she's laying in a puddle of her own sweat
>clean her up and drive her home
>play the song again on the ride home

>Be me
>2015
>18 (Senior)
>Girl in class 6/10
>Little overweight
>Start talking
>eventually become really "close" friends
>go over to her house one night
>she starts asking about my fetishes
>Awkward.jpg
>she grabs alchohol
>18 is legal age where i live so why not
>get down and dirty a little bit on
>she proceeds to grab my lil jimmywrinkle
>she starts slurping on lil ol' jim
>he wont wake up.gif
>she spends 20 minutes slurping on my pecker
>jimmywrinkle wakes up for about 5 minutes, proceeds to fuck
>good ol pickle boy falls back asleep and doesn't wake up again
>she kicks me out
>stop talking

>>681075198
am muslim
can confirm this is exactly my story as well

>>681089063
Had to wait 3 months until I could get a test for HIV. It apparently takes 3-6 months for it to become detectable.Boy did i dodge a bullet

>>681090084
aye

>living with cousin
>both 18
>sniffing her used panties for a few months
>she starts to notice
>panties become more stained
>she stuffs them, pussy juices as potent perfume
>walk into her room one morning, drunk
>start fondling her big brown ass
>she sticks her ass out
>massage her pussy and squeeze her ass
>whip out my dick
>she's awake now
>what r u doing anon?
>I don't want to just look anymore. I want to feel how warm and soft you are
>she sucks my cock, deep throats, and swallows, eye contact licking
>warm breasts engulf my cock
>she puts on some cotton panties which I like, start playing her ass some more
> condom
>penetration
>balls deep, grinding hard
>fat ass and tips galore
>surprise her with condom wrapped fingers inserted into her asshole
>she gasps but likes it, starts to cum
>we both orgasm
>wait five minutes and fuck some more

>>681072975
Was this like a month ago, because this sounds like it was written by a 15 year old

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>be me 20
>low grade drug dealer
>sell pot to milf next door to my partner's house
>milf doesn't have money for weeds
>decides she can do something else
>we do sex
>suddenly I hear a commotion downstairs
>uh oh.exe
>DEA raid
>she is nude
>I have to get out quick so I put on clothes and jump out the window
>fall
>land okay didn't break anything
>but then I see in the DEA car my old chem teacher

Cont?

>>681091477
Is this Breaking Bad?
Also, way to get

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>>681091477

>Be 18
>Gf 19
>Gf raped as child, suffers from PTSD
>Be only one she trusts 100%
>Don't have sex for a year, but I get blowjobs and finger her so it's not super boring (As a virgin, I took what I could)
>Decide to have sex after I come back from party
>Drunk af, but who cares
>Condom is put on and I stick my dick in
>She starts to flashback
>Dontrealize.jpeg
>Keep going
>Cum
>Never talk about it. Been 4 years
>Still together.

>>681089199
alpha asf