Bump, still don't get it.

>How does one actually go about getting a prostitute?

Call a black escort, give her $60 to connect you with a white one. Just tell her you've never done it before and were concerned with LE. She will be happy to make $60 for handing you a phone number.

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>>681064568
exactly

>>681064892
I get it, cause black girls are never cops.

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just dont fucking asking for any sexual favors, dont discuss money or anything like that until you've first ask if they're police. If they answer no, say prove it, ask to touch bare tit, and/or them your dick quick. Then go from there.

If they refuse just say no deal then.

>>681063954
Go on vacation to Europe. Go into a building with hearts on it. Window shop for the girl you want. Hand them 40 euros and get laid. If you want to be there longer than 30 minutes I recommend bringing more money

No jail, completely legal, and you can sight see between hookers. My roommate does this shit all the time. Probably because he is a lard ass with zero game. And his parents are rich and allow him to continue his destructive cycle

That just still sounds absolutely terrifying. Not that I'm likely to get a prostitute any time soon.

Adultwork.com simples tried and tested

Go to Mexico. Fuck 18 year Old hookers that look like porn stars

>>681065645
>Go on vacation to Europe
yea anon just grab an $800 plane ticket

Backpages usually worked well for me. Even managed to snag a decent three way on that shit.

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>>681065454
>mfw they can legally lie and say they aren't a cop.
>mfw they will talk about money before they or you touch anything.
>mfw you literally roll the dice every single time

>>681065839
800 dollar plane ticket is cheaper than being busted for soliciting prostitution and dealing with that shit. It's better to make a vacation out of it.

>>681065454
Uhh, no they legally cannot lie in my country. And i've never had a prostitute straight up discuss the money. Hell, most of them are worried just as much about you being a cop. Clearly you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Hire an escort, pull up to a streetwalker, whatever.
Then ask them if they do photo shoots. Nothing sexual, whatever. Discuss money if you wany, but be adamant that you only want to take photos. LE can't hit you for that.
Now, you'll probably get more rejections that outright asking for sexual favors but it's safe.

>>681066379
If I don't know what I'm talking about then why are you entertaining it. I don't know what your home country is..... but if you're so certain then just go out and get a hooked. If it were as simple as asking the cop question then no one would be in jail. Honestly that is very naive to believe.

Hooker.... hey, I'm not a cop
You..... oh great, now I can't get into any shit. Such my dick for 30 bucks
FIN.

>>681063954
No idea. Never been with a ho.

Few times with a message ho but not a ho.

It is scary the first time, but once you've done it it really isn't a big deal at all. Just find a website that has reviews for your area and then check it against the ads from whatever site you pick like backpages. A girl with reviews going back a year or two is absolutely safe. And the reviews will tell you what to expect. Sure, it feels like there's cops spying on you the first time you do it, but once you've done it that goes away. Just stick with girls with good reviews until you learn how it all works and you can't go wrong.

Tell them you make amateur porn, then pay them for b being videoed, porn isn't illegal

>>681067497

And a real pro will provide links to her good reviews in her ad. Google the number, too, just to see what pops up.

>>681063954
I'm in the same boat OP.

I'm looking for a good looking girl for an hour and on back page, it looks fake as fuck and its all Asians.

I feel like I'd need to get a burner phone just to call these numbers...

>>681063954
well at least if you get caught you are going to have sex in jail

virgins still have a chance

>>681067840
I feel like that can't just work carte blanche, or everyone would say that and no one would go to jail.

>>681066980
First off, i'm giving this information to OP because I HAVE gotten hookers before. And if you read my original post which you replied to, then you'd see i said to get them to prove it.

If they say no they're not a cop, you say prove it, and just get a bare skin touch of the tits, and get her to grab your dick. This proves they're not le otherwise it would be entrapment with reward. And if she is a hooke 90% she'll agree to do it, because by the same rules it proves you're not a cop.

>>681067953
Yup, always google the number to see if it links to other ads with different photos, or review sites with bad reviews.

>>681065177
No because they're always breaking the law

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>>681063954
>import(prostitute);

>>681068238
Well if it's being videoed, technically it's legit, so why not use it? It's not like you have to release the footage

>>681068384
kek

Ate there any places that are not backpage that are a little more legit?

I get they are not going to spell it out, but when every title has 20 hearts in it I don't feel like that's real.

Never discuss services first.
Find a chick on backpage/craigslist/eccie.
Arrange an appointment.
Show up, exchange hello's
Ask to see boobs or pussy first.
Then do whatever you want.

>>681069129
check out usasexguide or eccie
google them and find out the url
find your location and read read read

>>681069129
Eros used to be good. A lot of escorts stopped using it because they charge more for ad space. But you can find some good ones on there.

If you want someone who was in porn go look at the luxury companion.

I agree with eccie

You can get a free month just by posting a review.

Go to AMP, pay for massage. (plus any extras). Post review on eccie. You will get free month so you can see "the rest of the story" section on reviews, to see better detailed reviews on better escorts/massage/etc

>>681063954
Back page nigga

>>681069129
>every title that had blah blah blah I'm a retarded consumer

Eventually you can establish a repertoire with some and fuck them regularly. In many cases it's preferential to having a girlfriend.

Ive done backpage:

First rule is touch her. Give her a nice hug, grab her ass, this will put her at ease to let her know you aren't LE. If she nervously tells you some shit like hey you have to pay for that, she is LE. Ask to see her tits and when she pulls em out, touch em. LE traps won't show tits or let you touch em.

Side note: While I was fucking her I told her to tell me the only reason she was letting me fuck her was for money. She screamed it while I was pounding her. It must have been humiliating to her. It got me off good.

Asian Spa.

Backpage. Body rubs.

Find a place near you.

Walk in, girl at window will greet you, say you are there for (What ever service is posted on window - message or relaxation)

Pay house fee

go in room, undress, go do table shower (99% of places will do table shower cause most of you virgin fucks are disgusting assholes who dont clean before a visit).

Go back to room, enjoy relaxation / message. Touch the girl, feel her ass, put your hands in her panties. DONT TALK ABOUT MONEY.

they will ask what you want. You say "Everything".

going rate is $140

Get laid.

enjoy the rest of your day.

>>681069129
They all put those dumb fucking emojis in there man, they're whores for a living, what do you expect? Mark Twain escort profiles?

Just find one you like, and call, don't be a fuckin aspie about it.

Rule of thumb for backpage, If it looks like a stock photo it is.

The first time I met an escort on there, there was this hot as fuck picture and I couldn't believe I was on my way to go fuck this hot ass chick. Some nigger bitch answered the door, said some shit about you still want to hang out? I figured why the hell not, but bait and switch is a bitch. I done my first black chick that way. Let me tell you, niggers have round asses and comfy pussies, despite looking like gorillas.

>>681063954

Don't listen to these amateurs.

Got divorced 3 years ago, got taken to the cleaners by my ex. Decided to never marry again and not have committed relationships.

QED --> no go for escorts. Heck even ended up dating a few as a "civilian"

This is what you should do.

1. Google search some escort forums and get a sense of what are good agencies and hot spots for cops.

2. Trust your instances. If something seems off at the hotel etc don't do it. walk away

3. Use a burner phone and a pseudonym. No one is going to check your ID.

4. Don't bring paid pussy to your home unless you are hiring a high class escort and from an agency.

5. When hooker arrives at your hotel or you meet her where ever, ask her to prove to you she isn't a hooker. She will flash you her tits or grab your hog. Cops won't do that. Or ask to take some nude photos. Cops will never agree to that but so will some girls.

6. Unless you are going through an agency, don't use any of these independent high class hookers. It'll be $1000 for some fatso so won't leave when you tell her you aren't into her.

7. If bitch won't leave your hotel room grab her purse and toss it out into the hallway. She'll run after it and then close the door and call security and say there is an unregistered guest on your floor. She won't call the cops or anything cuz she's a whore. You can't be half-a-gagnster in this business.

8. Always use cash and don't rip her off. That is one thing they will rat you out on. And also make sure your contribute to any forums you end up frequenting. Us functional perverts need to stick together.

Hope this helps.

>>681063954
go to Nevada

Any stories?

>>681063954
asian massage parlors are always a front to human trafficking and prostitution. easiest way to fuck a whore and get a happy ending.

>>681072461
If you got resources to go to Nevada go to Toronto or Montreal instead. Cops don't give a fuck, judges will throw out any case unless you are with an underaged or trafficed girl. It's all pretty much in the open.

>>681072310
This dude knows whats up, pretty much all legitimate points, except for #3. Is the burner really necessary you think? I've had me a bunch of whores in my time, and have never felt the need for one, maybe i've just been retarded lucky on that front. But as long as you don't discuss sex for money on the phone, aren't you gucci once you've gotten passed the "proof" shes not a cop stage?

I don't go through agencies a whole lot, ususally just get em off the street here and there. But yes, this guys post is pretty much you're go to guide OP.

>>681065819
this is bullshit. you act like they are all hot. i went to hong kong in tijuana last week and yes, they are better than average looking but most of them arent model quality. I would rate most of them at 7-8 out of 10 hotness scale.

>>681064892
That really actually a good way to go about it for first time also try a girl
Who will
Come to you cops want you to
Come
To
Them

>>681065645
He's one lucky man

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>>681072876
i fucked a chick with hiv once, raw.

mfw 4 years later i'm clean as a whistle, and shes dead.

>/b me. Go to well known asian rub joint with my lil brother.
>There are only two of them, one hot with big tits, other one 3 years away from being mamasan. I pick the hot one, sorry bro.
>Go in and strip down to my nothings, get on table in the sheet. She comes in and rubs me for a while, I keep nudging the towel down
>she flips me over, dick flopped out and i aint putting it back, she puts some tissue over it, i keep taking tissue off
>she keeps rubbing all over, eventually she stops and tells me all done
>I grab her hand and put it on my dick, she sort of snaps out of her innocent act and tells me 40 for a HJ
>I say sure and she gets a bunch of lotion on her hands and starts going to town
>I take her shirt down and play with what have to be the best boobs ive ever seen in real life.
>I grab her pussy through her skirt, she is jerking me pretty strong at this point
>she gives me this moaning horny sexy look and I shoot the biggest load all over her hands, tits, everywhere
>she pulls her clothes back on and leaves the room to clean herself up more,
>she passes by my lil bro in the hallway leaving from his
>tells me in the parking lot she had my jizz all over her shoulder that she didn't see
>we laugh about that shit all the time
>Feels good bro

>>681074216

Burner is probably excessive but I'm a little paranoid.

And + 1 to Toronto and Montreal. Can't beat the selection, quality, and price. $250 Canadian will get you a smoking hot chick at your hotel room.

OP check out www.terb.cc There are similar around the web as well.

>>681072138
underrated post of the year

I hooked up a milf on craiglist. Her ad was advertised as oral hookup, but when I emailed her I never asked or mentioned sexual acts or money, just wanting to spend quality time. When I got to her, she got in my car . I asked if she was a cop. She said no, then asked if she could touch my cock. Got lucky, but basically ask them if you can touch them before discussing any kind of monetary transaction. Or in my case, if they touch you first you know youre not dealing with le.

>>681075137
kill yourself, faggot

This thread makes me feel like a proud father.
<-- Is OP

>>681063954
It is not illegal to pay someone for sex if you are paying them for a porn shoot. Also if you ask them you wanna pay them for a nude photoshot. Female cops will not fet naked for the camera they will turn you down.

i'm a virgin and i really wan to lose my virginity. i can't talk to real girls and the idea of going to a hooker makes me angry so i never go through with it.

>>681076090
Nah man, not yet. Many more whores to fuck until i get to that point.
asl btw?

>>681075740
I was about to cum from the blow job she was giving me so I stood up and put her on the bed. She was like "oh, you ready?" in full nigger tone. Fucked her missionary with her cocoa butter smellin pussy

>>681063954
I love hookers. I've gotten them all over. What questions do you have OP?

>>681076683
Angry in what way? If you legit think you dont have a chance of losing your virginity any time soon, just do it man. Plus if you ever do manage to get a gf, at least you won't nut in 30 seconds, and get dumped the next morning.

>>681072310

Need to add another.

9. If girl looks underaged or being held against her will etc. Fuckin RUN! Use your judgement when it comes to contacting police etc.

>>681077151
i feel angry that this is life, paying for sex. also, i feel bad for the girls too. i mean, i think my job is shit, but at least i don't have to touch anyone.

>>681075712
2nd

have a toronto fav?

>>681077801

http://www mirage-entertainment cc/

Pretty sure they are run by the Hells Angels so don't be a shit head. Pay cash and don't try and rip off this girls. They have a lot to lose (business wise) by fucking you up but they also don't want to lose their reputation.

>>681069298
>>681069693

Thanks for the suggestion, I am liking this eccie site, its a lot more what I was looking for. Some of these girls are gorgeous...

>>681078273
Mirage/eye candy is not run by HA.

Good try though.

Aria (mirage ) and ryan (eye candy) are fun.

>>681078904

Any intel on who runs that gig?

Whoever it is, is organized and can handle their business between different cities pretty well.

This has made me actually consider doing this. What is my life.

>>681063954
backpage worked for me .. did it a couple years ago though, so law enforcement is problem more prevalent there now.

But just don't be an idiot, and watch out for obvious signs of fakes.

>>681077762
I feel your anger too. It's not anger at them, its anger at myself. How did I get to 31 and have completely ignored sex and women?

Granted at least with me there are benefits. I have a great paying job, good career, great apartment, all the toys and tech I would want, and no debt.

But that doesn't make me feel less alone at this point...

>>681074250
Are you retarded?
Hong kong is in china not mexico you fat americuck

>>681072310
this is what's up. go with well reviewed women. as long as you are clean/showered and respectful, you will have a good time.

>>681079669

You are like every other guy.

Dude, I did the marriage thing, got divorced. Got cleaned out. Got jaded and now life is much simpler.

Protip: Hookers will cost you less than a divorced women in the long run.

>>681068384
Python to real life interface when?

>>681068238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUoTHj8AJ4

WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT

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>>681068456
Yeah he can, he'll give it to us on /b/

>>681079495
Goto one of the terb parties. You meet people.

Its not a cringefest.

Anyone worried about STDs? Condom doesn't fix herpes or warts.

>>681080275

Seriously? I'm a little hesitant but I'll look into it.

If you're in Australia just go to an escort website, find one you like, book a session, done.

>>681080368
Agency girls get themselves checked often. Most indys do too. Its the sketchbag junkies you need to worry about.

Get checked yourself on the reg.

PRobably a dumb question... But "Incall", "Outcall"?

>>681072138
Kek hard

>>681080640
Go. Dress to impress.

If you lack confidence, take an outcall to Oasis Aqualounge. What's your type? I have some recommendations.

>>681081115
You go to them, or they come to you

>>681081306

I'm simple.

-21-29
- Below 5'6"
-Natural, hate fake tits
-University/college type girl
- I stay away from black girls (Drama) and Asian chicks (can be btichy, might be trafficked, and often try to steal/rip me off)

And thanks!

there's a small-time east european adult actress guesting a clinic in my city, booked 30-minute "full package" tomorrow. pretty excited holy shit

>>681075137
Nigga, that's anatomically impossibru

>>681079830
>>681077762
I can't say i can sympathize with your situations, but i mean, at this point will it really do any harm?
And you really shouldn't feel too sorry for most of these girls, this isn't like shitty czech countries where these girls are forced into it. Especially if you're going with an escort, when you sit, and talk with them a bit, you'll actually find that quite a few girls really enjoy their jobs. And honestly, a lot of them are making incredible money, for very little effort.

I'd say give it a shot, if you have a decent amount expendable income, get a nice looking girl to come spend a few hours with you. Talk for a while, ask literally any questions you want, then once you're comfortable, fuck her. The only other advice i could say is, don't go for one of those "porn-star" looking girls for your first time. Find a regular looking cute girl, and just enjoy your time. There's no shame in it.

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>>681083296
Ain't lying homie, ive been checked every year since. Maybe i'm like some dormant sex superhero, with the immune system to withstand stds. I don't know shit about that stuff, but i fucked her, im clean, she deaded.

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Literally just go to Montreal, Canada.

>>681066379
Here in good old Murcia they don't have to legally tell you that they are LE.

>>681068238
It won't work, most states have it so a person doing the video cannot participate. You have to hire 2 actors, unless it's a solo flick. Even then, they may bust in then you start yammering about your "business" which doesn’t exist or have any history. Like a normal startup business would have. Bam, you get charged with lying to a police officer, interfering with an investigation, solicitation or whatever else they throw at you in the textbook charges the start rolling off their tongue. Probably resisting arrest since you might get defensive by shitting your pants and peeing on them as they swarm in.

It's tricky, I haven't figured out a foolproof method yet. And am a bit chickenshit to try it.

>>681084267

Like was said earlier. Tell hooker to prove to you she isn't a cop.

Cops won't grab your cock etc.

>>681084267
In fact, they can literally fuck you then arrest you. Cops fucked hookers for "evidence" then arrested them. They got charged and the cops fucked a hooker.

>>681084153
are you from mtl? i am and i wanna try but im kinda scared of LE and getting into shit

>>681084634

Citation needed.

Sounds like a urban legend to me. Or just corrupt cops in which case, whatever.

>>681063954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13IlSwVEjlc
>inb4 coco the clown

>>681085194
http://time.com/33333/hawaii-law-police-prostitutes/

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>>681085179
Bruh I'm a student, been in MTL for 6 years now,
gone to strip clubs, erotic massages, and done everything possible for every orientation.

There is literally zero risk of getting caught by police because most is disguised by completely legal establishments.

If you're in MTL and at least not getting regular HJs on Ste-Cath, you're missing out

>>681086273
damn im missing out, im a student too any place you would recommend ?

>>681063954
Find a hooker and offer to pay her for nude photography, if she is a cop she will say no, then take her somewhere discreet with a camera or some bullshit and then when you are there offer to pay the money for sex

theres website for that

>>681087030
Montreal Nuru, Corner of Ste Cath and Drummond.
Cheap and surprise ending for what's supposed to be a massage parlor

>>681087639
like what?

>>681087030
Also very clean and the staff is great

Has anyone ever had a situation with one of these escorts who won't fuck after payment and goes with the whole "it says companionship not sex on my site" bullshit?

>>681085885
Thats one state, of one country. Side note, americas fucking stupid.

>>681087745
nice i might check it out anything else ?