>turn left

>>681062525
what you mean?

>>681062525
>in 500 feet, turn left

>>681062229
damn he has a nice dick

>>681062229
>pointing to the toilet
its a dowsing rod

>>681062782
lol. have you found anything?

>>681062819
>female ducks are known to have maze-like vaginas

Post tits

>>681062819
op here. yes i know. he is big. nothing to lie about

>>681063036
haha dont think so.

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dick so crooked he's prolly walking in circles like a fucking roomba.

You should feel relieved you wont get side stabbed by your brothers turning-curb-on-the-sidewalk ass dick

>>681063376
What kind of cocks do you like? Does your brothers cock fit that category?

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saved a dickpic from a friend of mine. he had it on his phone.

got any more pics of him?

>>681063626
well... i kind of like it. there was a reason why i left it on my mac. i got slightly horny at first , but then i was like "holy shit, this is my brother"

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>>681063956
yes there was two images. i kept them both.

>>681064297
Nice

>>681064361
you found anything of anyone? i guess what i am looking for with this is just someone who understand.. this is weird.

>>681064113
What about do you like? The curve, the girth, the color?

>>681064776
well, the color didnt suprise me .... but i guess he was bigger than expected. the girth maybe. cant stop looking at it. omg.not like sexual but facinating i guess.

>>681065186
just fuck your brother and upload the pics
at least suck it, it doesnt count

i've found dick pics of my best friend who is dating my ex (who i broke up with) as well as nudes she sent to him (which were not as attractive as the ones she sent me)

>>681065186
What race are you? What would be your ideal cock. Something similar to your bros? You should send us a pussy pic. It's only fair we can save a bro/sis combo

>>681065428
no.
>>681065430
how did you feel? do you have it?
>>681065553
we are the same ofc... spannish blood, lived all our lives in america. cant see the point in that? :P its just a pussy.

Did you know your bro is uncircumcised? How does that make you feel?
Also, post tits

>>681062229
I found nudes of my older stepsister when I was snooping through her phone once. I was like 14 at the time.

>>681065935
Well now that you said Hispanic I've GOT to see that sweet brown pussy. How often do you think your gonna think about your bros cock when you're super horny now?

>>681066028
i knew he wasnt.
we are casual about nudity at home. so i have seen both my dad and brother naked before. but this is something totally different.

>>681062229
Tits or gtfo
With timestamp

>>681063713
Why?

>>681062229
Tits or GTFO bitch.

>>681066248
Yeah your brother has a big good looking cock
Its bent from masturbating so much

>>681065935
relieved to know his dick is smaller than myn and sad for him at the sad for him at the same time because ik she doesnt even like him
also no i dont have it

>>681066509
does that change anyhing? :P
im not one of those girls who take pics like that. guess it would matter but, well..

>>681062229
That's probably your dick. You probably wanted a dick rate thread. You probably are a fag

tits, timestamp or gtfo

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>>681062229
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>681066802
I second this.

Tits or gtfo

>>681062229
Assuming you haven't
TITS or GTFO

>>681066750
Coming from a dude who loves his Latina cuties...it makes all the difference

>>681065186
He has a nice latino u/c cock, that's not surprising.

>>681066802
So much this. OP is always a fag.

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>>681066720

>>681064297
Nasty disease ridden forskin. I'll cum inside you with my fresh clean cut dick.

>>681066971
oh wow..

>>681066802
Probably but I like dicks so whatever

>>681066720
Old, but a good example.

>>681067107
hey! im op.. i do like dick yes. im hetero. not a fag tho

>>681066802
>probably

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>>681066802
yep. i agree

>>681062229
TITS or GTFO.

And to the rest of you faggots smh.

>>681067076
What? Ain't nothing wrong with pussy that tastes like horchata. Also they get more wet than any other race I've gotten to play around with

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>>681067219
i fap regularly to traps but im not gay guys

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>>681062229
found this on a laptop i got.

>>681067037
Yes disease is harbored in the natural skin of his dick

>>681067219
>>681067462
Not OP but def fag, I don't like traps though...

>>681067577
I found that pic like months ago on tumblr you walnut

>>681062229
Now its a pic´s you should´nt share thread! found this on friends camera. his wife.

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>>681068066

>>681068054
yes. i posted it.

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>>681067669
>appendix
>tonsils
Go on and tell me about how natural body parts that don't easily harbor diseases, you dirty phimosis-ridden faggot.

>>681068317
Appendicitis and tonsillitis are not contagious though

>>681068583
Plus, STDs are usually transmitted through semen.

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>>681068583
or are they?

>>681068317
Foreskin is the subject

My best female friend was looking through my phone trying to read my texts to a girl I am banging when she found the dick pics I'd sent my fwb she forwarded them to herself and tried to delete the evidence. Pretty sure my best friend wants my cock...

>>681069164
Show us pics of your cock and her

>>681069164
how did you find the evidence? post the pic she saw!

I have actually, not literally, catfished probably about 60 guys at my old school, 10-15 gays, and the rest straight. So yes, I have seen alot. It's always funny talking with them later in person knowing what they look like naked without them knowing I know.

>>681069797
post face and dick

A guy I know accidently sent me a dick pic once

>>681070101
Probably not accidently lol

>>681070272
That's what I thought too but he wouldn't stop appologizing and seemed pretty embarrassed about the whole thing

>>681070101
"accidentally"

>>681070488
kept it though?

>>681062229
Decent dick, if this is true you are a treasure, dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>681070595
It was on my old phone so don't have it anymore but yeah I did

>>681069164
Sent a dick pick to some girl before going to a party with her and a bunch of friends. She had apparently sent the pic to every girl that went to the party seeing as how every chick was playing around with me after a few drinks. Fucked 3/5 of the friends in same week. Felt gud man

Last night I found some bulge pics in my friend's iPod. I immediately emailed them to myself.

>>681069329
The next time I went to text her the thread had a dick pic unsent. When I looked at my bill she sent herself 4 mms from my phone that night.

>>681071004
Haha! winning

>>681071047
post them!

>>681066643
you know that's not a thing right

>>681062229
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america

Lel

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found this when barrowed friends laptop

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>>681069329

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>>681072211

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friend and friends wife

>>681062229

seems really happy to be in the bathroom.

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>>681072539
There were like 27 of them but these are the best ones.

Found my sisters nudes a few years ago but didn't keep them

>>681072654
Hard to believe that with that thumb nail save newfag

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>>681072654
oh! keep them on a secret mail so forgot to download

>>681073160
watch now faggot

>>681071004
Yah I know she showed them to her sister and friend she lives with. They asked me all kinds of questions about being uncut and how big it is fully hard when I was there friday

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found this. not gay but had to keep it.

>>681072539
moar?

>>681075869
ALready posted the best, lemme get a couple more.

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>>681065186
Fuck your brother already you dirty whore

Post bread later with pics

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>>681075869
I really hope that I can someday get into his gf's phone, if he ever sent dick pics I'm pretty sure the dirty whore has them (these were in his recently deleted btw)

>>681077255
too bad no dick :/

>>681077566
His dick ain't that good, short to average size, though really thick. He always said he wouldn't send dick pics to a girl, but seeing these on his recently deleted pics makes me pretty sure he also took dick pics and wiped them off his iPod