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FOR NEW PEOPLE


basically we are saying kids are plotting "something" for the 26th, send in stuff about sketchy kids talking about bad things on the 26th.

Too late on the last thread, here is mine :

Hello,

I am glad you are giving us student the opportunity to be proactive in the fight against crime.

I was reluctant to share my story, I was convinced by the possibility of staying anonymous (even though I am aware my identity will be discovered eventually, it makes it easier).

I used to buy weed, and then cocaine from one student at school (Ricardo not to name him). After a few month I ended up owing him a load of money that I couldn't repay, that's when everything went downhill and the bullying started.

I let Ricardo enjoy "treats" for my girlfriend a few times as payment of a debt. But then, he started having his way with her more and more often and insisted I would have to watch him having sex with her and sometimes perform oral sex on her afterwards. My girlfriend his consenting to these sexual favors because she loves me, but I on the other feel trapped. Ricardo has ties with the Mexican Mafia and I heard some people in the school saying they saw his guns. I feel like I can't handle this situation by myself anymore and fear the bullying is going to escalate further.

Please Help !

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bump

there is another one going

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Am I doing this right?

Is old /b/? This is a great prank full of lulz.

Now kiddos ignore it or spoil it. It is a shame.

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bump everyone needs to keep this alive

>>681047978
Too late on that, anon. Happened in the last thread.

rip the 26th

Bumpppp

>>681048293
dont worry it will be lost in the spam and confusion

is it checked?
bump bumpidy bumperino

Underage fag get off 4chan and go do your homework this is a school night nerd

>>681048690
Hush. The lulz he's bringing to the table are good.

>>681048690
I'd do that but i'm just having fun with your mom atm.

bump
is it checked?

bump
anyone check it yet?

I told them it was just a joke from 4chan.

>>681049577
your whole life is a fucking joke you motherfucking whore

>>681049577
Kys nigger

>>681049577
Doctors said you couldn't talk and you are here writing asshole shit so maybe my school will take care about ricardo stuff anyway

>>681046539
dont forget to deliver outcome tommorow OP

>Your response has been recorded.

I tried to use the girls restroom but I wasn't allowed. It really hurt my feelings that nobody here will recognize my non-gender non-species fluidity. I'm a free earth citizen operating under the free earth charter. Practically the only person at school who cares is Ricardo, he's let me go back to his house to use his bathroom in my female clothes a few times and things are difficult for him there because his toilet is being turned in to a film set and there are cameras everywhere. If he can do that for me when his place is such a mess I don't understand why the school can't.

Maybe it'll change on the 26th, everyone keeps saying everything is going to change then.

>>681049577
Kill yourself

>>681049808
The amount of rage the other anon caused you made me laugh

>>681050144
Op said in the last thread that he would post results on the 26th at 5:00 pm EST.

>So Ricardo has always harrassed me in the halls and in class, but him and Tyrone and jerome took it way too far.
I was walking to the bathroom one day, when ricardo, jerome, and tyrone were in there with one of the special ed tards. The four of them surrounded me, and forced me to go out of the door behind the gym.
I went out the door, and they told me to go to the dumpster, and I obeyed, because the tard had a knife. Once I was behind the dumpster, ricardo and jerome pulled down my pants, and the tard circumcized me with his teeth. My penis is still bleeding slowly days later, and this situation has just got out of hand.
First Person with last post number between 5 and 8 chooses the name submitted.

>>681051183
your real name

>>681051183
Ricardo's restarted cousin
Rikkk

>>681051183
Christopher Poole

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Hehehe :^)

>>681051755
You've gone and done it now.

One day I went into the girl's bathroom, where there was a creepy looking kid, I couldnt' tell if it was a boyo r girl, but it was slowly peeling a banana. When it was done with the banana, it threw the peel on the floor, and held the naked banana in it's hands.
It slowly stroked the naked banana, smiling at me.
I think i have pTsd now from the horrible banana caress.
Every time I see a banana, I can hear whispers in my head
"haha. Where'd you find this one?!"
"John: I really, really, really like this image"
"Thanks, Lori"
I shudder to think this, and I am considering getting therapy help.
Name: Banana Mobana

>>681051755
>>681052031

>bomb threats

Now we're getting somewhere

>>681052919
holy fuck kek

>>681052919

I realely like this piost
can i saove it?

>>681046539
26. 5pm murican time will be deliver

>>681053033
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

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Can't be bothered to use the form, but can someone send "snitches get stiches!"

>>681053619
I think someone did in the last thread.

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top kek

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20 pages of dolphin sex FAQ.

>>681054341

Sup mellow Mike?

>>681054272
Oh dear god I kek'd.
Also, since you guys posted about the 26th, they'll prob cancel school that day.
And since someone posted "bomb in school" they probably cancelled it tomorrow.
So Tl:dr, original op gave himself a 4 day weekend with the help of 4chan.

>>681054517
>in
>>681054517
sup simple steve?

>>681054588
>check'd
Wish I could do this with my school without "nypa" comments, be a great senior prank

xcvsxvcsc

Stay anonymous, not silent
>the whole point of 4chan and look what they've unleashed

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The one that started it all... what have i done

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Am I doing this right?

I have posted the Bee Movie script

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this is the one i wrote in the last thread.

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there's a bomb in the bathroom guys.

This ricardo guy is a real character.

>>681056194
kek

This ricardo dude reminds me of nathan from life is strange

If something happens on the 26th you fuckers are going to be like gods.

>>681054516
Where can i read these insane ramblings? I love taking a look at the scrawlings of the mentally ill.

>>681056398
DUDE IF YOU DIDN'T USE A VPN, THATS A LEGIT CRIME NIGGER. PREPARE FOR THE SWAT TEAM

>>681057003

Inb4 fucking nothing happens

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Ricardo is starting some shit.

>>681057003
nigga im in Iceland, fuck the feds.

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>>681046539

fug the po po

>>681056429
If something do happens on 26th probably Ricardo will be arrested

>>681057079

Much kek

weesside nigga

>>681057179
The FBI will take all of your fish.

Read this news article
http://www.13newsnow.com/news/local/mycity/virginia-beach/reward-for-missing-vb-wrestler/117634756

Someone find ops details and report him for faggotry

>>681057504
>http://www.13newsnow.com/news/local/mycity/virginia-beach/reward-for-missing-vb-wrestler/117634756

Ricardo killed him obv

>>681057586
on it

>>681046539
>highschool
underage b&

>>681057676

No you aren't faggot

>>681057860
shut up bitch

>>681057381

They'd be doing him a favor.

I've seen Icelandic fish delicacies.

Obama should declare the area a disaster zone and airdrop burgers.

>>681057953

Fuckin make me u lil bitch

>>681046539
will making bomb threats bite me in the ass one day? im not from North america so i would guess no.

>>681058119

No

>>681052319
Underrated kek

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>>681057740
>be op
>bring in opportunity for some quality lulz
>/b/ likes it
>agoodtimewashabyall.mov
>reported by newfag retards
>Thread is soon to be kill
>4chan is kill again
>RIP fun

>>681058157
That name

>>681058118
your dad should have swallowed you, i do mean your dad

>>681058701

No u

>>681058534
TomCruiseKek.gif

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Kek

Someone submit "don't go to school on the 26th" with Ricardo as the name

>>681057740
Why you gotta be a faggot, bro?

>>681058966
u do it you scared fuck up

>>681059079
No u

>>681058858
i bet no one likes u

>>681059179
bitch nigga alert

>>681059237

I bet no one likes YOU

>>681056931
Well, does 4chan count?
I'm sure that if you just google "dolphin sex faq" you'll find it.

>>681059449
No u

I saw a group of people doing a trade, they were trading child porn to illegal drugs.

>>681057740
>>681058530
Op said in the original thread he was a senior and 18.

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>>681046539
> studying the shool you

You should probably focus on your studies. Not your personal army.

this kid is amazing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIO-QO4ozbI

I would like to stay anonymous in this,

Principal Farrel molests me whenever I go into his office. He calls me a sissy/faget and he said that if I didn't serve him he'd let Ricardo 'butt-fuck' me on the 26th!

Here's hoping you take this plea seriously,
X

>>681059957

Nice bro props bro

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History of the British parliament

>>681056398
kek fbi comin down to iceland to bust yo ass

>>681059552
No u faggot

>>681059552
bitch ass nigga

My friend, Ricardo told me the 26th is the day, the day he said he's going to do it. We were in a Skype call and he said VEEVA REVOLUTION and I asked "Wat?" He told me you will see on the 26th. Just thought I'd let you guys know he's planning on something.
That's what I put

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Did I do good OP?

some one screencap this and be ready for when they start arresting people for bomb threats.

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Asdadaa

>>681060324
Why is screenshot crooked?

>>681059749
>the one faggot not having any fun
NYPA doesn't mean what you think it means

I'll say the thing about the 26th as ricardo

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am i doing it right

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>>681061802
Here.

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>>681058102
>Obama should declare the area a disaster zone and airdrop burgers.

>>681057586
You do it, faggot. White knight yourself to death

>>681062010
Battlefield 1969?

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good enough?

>>681048293

What happened? Only just hopped in now, catch me up

>>681062010
Kek

>>681046539
I fucking dare someone to say "i heard john say he wanted to shoot up and then bomb the schol"

>>681051450

How many times has he been restarted?

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>>681051755
>>681055602
>>681055751
>>681056398
>>681057044
>>681057079
>>681059957

yeahhhhhhhhh here we goooo


now we wait

Link to other thread with irl sulton
>>681062095

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Am I doing it right

>>681063046
u do it u scared autist

>>681063222
HOLY SHIT REAL SULTON

>>681063232
>Jimmie Rustles

i fucking lost it

>>681046539

Someone better spoken than myself needs to do one of those formal sounding "We are Anonymous, We are legion, expect us" threats, that shit still gets gullible media coverage

>>681063232
amazing I can just picture the staff reading the whole copy pasta and just being baffled

>>681062769
We've been sending bomb threats and assorted other things to this op's school via there anonymous tip submission thing. Someone in the first thread sent them a tip alerting them the the fact that they were being raided by 4chan. However it is assumed that it will get lost in the torrent of shitposts that we've sent.
tl;dr Same faggotry different day

>>681063650
Also something big is going to happen on the 26th.

>>681062010
The Game

>>681064020
Fuck.

>>681046539
>Yes hi this is john, i have had some seriousy problems regarding my sexaulity this past month. I believe i may be bisexal, but i dont know how to tell my family. If you could please get me a meeting with the consalor it would be greatly apprishated
Sucks to be john

>>681056194

Where does that youtube link lead? Too lazy to type it out myself.

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The Nine Satanic Statements

>I was walking down the hallway when some faggot autist glances at me. I mean what the fuck does it think it is? Actual people? Anyways I was kind enough to only give it a scolding about how "their kind" does not have any right to look at us. Please control your tards. Shock collars worked at my old school. For your sake I hope this dosent happen again. Or my father will hear about it.

>>681064311
The dubs are the only reason I'm doing this for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

>tfw no one in the entire school is named ricardo

>>681046539
So can they track this shit back to me or?

>>681064607
Yes, RIP

>>681064607
No

>>681064607
If they wanted to yes, are they going to no.

>>681064607
YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY. NOW.

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>>681049577
all the butthurt replies

>>681064607
Lol thats the prank buddy. Enjoy the swat teams.

>>681064607
Franlin the turtle is as happy as a moonlight in sunshine. So duh, yes. But as Ive alluded, the answer is effectively no.

>>681060324

Take Northern Ireland out of that you loyalist faggot. Up the Ra, tiofaidh ar lá, etc.

>>681064607
yes they can , but only if you live in US you can get fucked , outside the border feds can't do shit .....