Kek why do you care about cheap its not like you're going to be needed money

Get married

>>681037252
letting the wheels behead you is really the best option you have unless you want to use a gun. people do it all the time in europe.

>>681037252
Jumping in front is a selfish way to off yourself, OP. You would end up scaring the driver of the train, most likely for life. If you really do want to end it, do it alone. Don't bring someone else down with you.

With that said, you shouldn't kill yourself anyway.

>>681037252
Do you have any money? If you do you can buy a nitrogen tank, guaranteed death in 2-3 minutes. Also, painless. Feels like you're falling asleep.

>>681037252
You posted a picture of it, you moron. Or is there a rope embargo on your country?

Cmon dont kill yourself dude

Take some people with you fag, go to work/school with a gun or atleast a knife and fuck people up

>>681037948
Trust me OP, don't hang yourself. It's way more painful than you'd think, and you become a vegetable if it fails. Just use a gun to brain.

>>681037716
how does this work

>>681038162
Ever heard of drop hanging you stupid shit?

Well, if your life doesn't matter, then you shouldn't mind what happens to it. Dude, go get some cash, legally or illegally doesn't matter. If you are that short in change go sell your body or something. Then use that money for a more honoring death. Go join a group, throw yourself into a conflict. Take part in a revolution or join the fight against the Islamic State. You don't seem to care about your current situation, so at least die in honor.

>>681037252
die of old age, free, requires no prep

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>>681038211
displaces the oxygen in your lungs.
it doesnt feel like you're suffocating because you keep breathing.
nitrogen is odorless and tasteless, so it feels like you're just breathing regularly, but your body slowly shuts down your brain because the O2 isn't there to keep the normal systems functioning.
it's painless, and sometimes you feel kinda high throughout.

>>681038211
get a tank of nitrogen and either a face mask or a spot where the gas can't escape that isn't too large. I recommend the mask. After 30-45 seconds you'll feel drowzy and fall asleep. After a few more minutes (provided you are breathing 100% nitrogen) you will die. It's completely painless, and since N2 (nitrogen) makes up ~60% of the Earth's air, it'll feel like normal breathing.

>>681038162
which method is better
gun to your temple or in your mouth

take a large dumpster, prop it up with a metal bar, put your head where it would fall, and then pull the metal bar, letting it fall and crush your head.

>>681039115
Mouth, by far. Your goal is to break/blow up the brain stem, the area that controls basic living functions.

BTW it will take guts to pull the trigger.

>>681037454
that's expensive asf. Gotta buy a whore ring, for a whore wife, and then you gotta pay for a whore wedding, a whore house, and for a whore child.

>>681037252
It'd be cheaper and easier to just talk about how you're feeling with someone

Not Op.
My roommate took away my gun after he gained suspension... and how the fuck do I get nitrogen... drop hang you have a 50/50 ... I was thinking of taking sleeping pills and washing them down with antifreeze...

>>681039855
Nice dubs..!!!!
What are you stupid... if you talk to someone they will rat you out... you fuckn stupid cunt... you do this alone... when no one is home or you go to a quit place where you can die in piece.

>>681039948
It's not illegal to buy nitrogen so you could probably get it off Ebay.

>>681039383
This, OP.

>>681037444
Trips of truth

>>681037252
Suicide by cop or store owner.

>>681037252
If you have a credit card rent a nice hotel room, drink everything in the mini bar and then take a header off the balcony. not like you'll be around to worry about the tab. Make sure to get a porn and leave it playing at top volume when you jump.

I would disregard any form of decapitation. I have seen evidence of people living for about 30 seconds after that. Now imagine the pain, since all your nerves are fucked up and fire random signals, just like in a brain dead frog.

Not OP, suicidal as well. Any form of poison that is painless? Except for Nitrogen, I am in Romania and it's hard to come across it. And even if you do, money is so scarce there is no one to safely rob :))

>>681041443
If N2 is a no go I'd just jump off a tall building.

>>681041633
Scared as fuck. Also, I am a colossus, I fell from the top of a building and only broke a fucking toe. I will survive. Also, Romania. Buildings are not tall here :)))

Drown yourself, water is free and plentiful, plus you get a rush of euphoria like a drug binge moments before you die

>>681041842
>Romania
Kek I'd probably want to kill myself too.

>>681041925
Tried it. Pussied out half way through. Asphyxia is not my thing, I guess.

>>681041842
Then 5 dollars for a chain to wrap a cinderblock around your legs should do it. I'm sure there is a deep body of water somewhere close.

>>681037252

You're a fucking pain, each time this happens, fucking delays for hours... Do it by yourself like a man, don't had cowardice to cowardice

>>681041443
Ce-ai patit ma?

helium exit bag. cheap, painless, no danger to those who find your corpse

>>681041842
Don't drown yourself, it's scary as shit. Do you have access to guns?

>>681039804
you forgot whore divorce,whore alimony and whore child support

>>681042125
Pula mea, îs gol pe dinăuntru. Nu mai simt niciun căcat. Pot să fac o groază de chestii, scriu bine, am o minte mare, dar nu am motivația să folosesc toate lucrurile astea. Și nimic nu mă face să o găsesc.

>>681042177
Romania has fucked up with guns and drugs, you can't fucking get anything in this shithole. Not even US citizenship.

>>681041443

Rob and get killed

>win

Rob, get caught but not killed

> Repeat step 1

Rob and don't get caught

> Enjoy, and back to step 1

You can't miss. If you end up in jail, see step 1

>>681042688
Fucked up laws I mean. Oh, dubs :D

>>681042688
Hmm... if you fuck up a crime and don't get killed you will in jail. maybe drowning will work if you tie a cinder block to your leg.

>>681037444
Check em

>>681042712
Ahaha! Shop owners are pussies, also they are poor as fuck. None of them would kill me...People have no guns here.

>>681039088
is nitrogen better than helium

Just wait!!! It will happen someday...

>>681042688

Maybe not in Romania but if you move around a bit I am pretty sure you won't have too much trouble finding. In france all our weapons come from Eastern Europe

>>681042938
N2(nitrogen) is so much better than He2 (helium).

>>681042567
Ce pula ta vroiai sa te faci cand erai mic?

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Stop being an attention fag and end it if you want. Just dont be mad at yourself if your cowardly way out misfires and you end up as a paralayzed retard

>>681037252

Don't do it.

>>681037252
OP go to the tallest building you can find and do a flip
>>protip: leave a note in your pocket urging the Trumpinator to build the wall

>>681043089
Aveam vise de avocat. Până am descoperit că e complet lipsită de creativitate meseria asta. Plus că accesul în breaslă este un labirint plasat în cel mai imund bordel pe care l-am văzut vreodată. Așa că am făcut Istorie. Pentru că e marea mea iubire vinovată. Și nici de ea nu îmi vine să mă mai țin.

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>>681043219
he will die a noble death for our lord and savior Trump

>>681043050
would you elaborate?

>>681043541

with He2 it's more of an uncomfortable feeling and it takes longer to die.

How much are nitrogen tanks?

how tall would a building have to be to ensure death?

>>681043751
Yes, but your final words will sound funny as fuck. Also, Helium does not form molecules of 2 atoms, it is a rare gas.

>>681043751
thanks anon, wish I could believe you.

>>681043923
Oh fuck, I was thinking of Hydrogen. My bad.

>>681043440
Calatoreste prin tara sau EU. Go full Forrest Gump.

>>681044492
Pula bani :))

selfish deaths

>>681044565
N-ai nevoie, fa ca badea Cârțan si mergi porno prin Europa. Mai bine mori pe drum decat sa te futi singur.

Use helium

>>681044948
Cu condiția să găsesc motivație să îmi mișc hoitul din casă.

>>681037252
Go on a murder spree and let the cops kill you.

>>681037252
Inject too many marijuanas and overdose.

>>681037252
Old age

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>>681037252
Don't involve someone else in your death.
Drown, which some people find painless, others say it hurts, or better yet; don't kill yourself.
Unless you have a terminal illness you have 0 reason to.
You're just hurting others and wasting what is a temporary experience to begin with.

>>681037252
take a bunch of non whites with you bro make the world a better place

>>681043864
anyone?

>>681045983
As far as I know, people are known to have survived falls from airplanes, so this is not totally safe. I would go for the tallest building in town. Must be at least 10 stories high, if you want the most chances to succeed. Why not a tall cliff?

>>681042712
Get a Axe, or machette, or big fucking butchers knife (you will have these things withe easy access in Romania, so don't be a faggot and say you're too poor to acquire of the above).

Then what you need to do is go to your local police station and start screaming and smashing things up. Act super threatening and don't back down. When they draw their weapons on you and tell you to drop you weapon, you pick the most jittery looking officer there and charge at them full speed, full force, screaming like a maniac about how you are going to kill them.

You will be killed by the officer you are charging at a bare minimum. You will probably be triple killed by any other officers there that are determined to save the life of there colleague.

>inb4 Romania police don't have guns. Stop being a faggot pussy wasting our time and use your brain. Go to a government building, bank or otherwise where you KNOW that they keep guns for security. Worst case, go to a military base, I know you have those.

>>681037252
Cheap is not easy, and easy is not cheap.

Buy a box of oven bags, a roll of duct tape, and rent a small helium tank.. Fill the bag with the helium, tie it over your head, and breathe normally.

I'm sorry. Goodbye.

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>>681039948
I've been using n2 as a drug for months now since im getting pisstested regurarly. You can buy it in "partyshops" or online. However, if you wanna get high of it the tank won't do, you're gonna need one of these.

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>heliun

>>681046235
thanks dude.

Fucking Army will not shoot because of the paperwork and police officers are dumb as fuck in Romania, they only shoot themselves accidentally. Stealing a gun from one of them would make sense, but Carpați handguns will not penetrate my thick skull :)))

Just buy a gun, preferably <.45, and shoot yourself in the head. Call EMT first, and please apologize to the operator and let them know there was nothing they could do to stop it. You don't want them to feel that they could've done something. Be professional.

Holy shit why would you make it cheap? YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD NIGGER. GO ALL OUT. Get a fuckton of pennies and run into the highway throwing them at cars then nosedive off a bridge. You'll be a legend.

"Crazy man dies by throwing cash at cars, jumps with a rucksack full of money off highway bridge."

You could do literally anything with your time left, why make it cheap?

>>681046893
I don't think there is a 100% sure fire way to kill yourself, I mean people have survived gun shots to the head, hangings, get hit by cars and jumping off of tall buildings, the only thing I can think of is cutting off your head but everything else probably will have some failure rate too it.

>>681038532
this

>>681047203
>the only thing I can think of is cutting off your head
As a historian, I can confirm the fact that heads chopped off at the French Revolution still munched the basket in which they fell. Still think decapitation is a a good idea?

>>681047455
well, at least you'd definitely be dead, right?

>>681047748
Indeed, but all those severed nerves firing at random must be painful. Ever seen a fucking headless chicken?

>>681039088
>~60%
Fucking moron.
Also, checked.

>>681040986
Kek

>>681037444
He doesn't HAVE any money. It's not that he's got a thousand dollars saved up. That's probably why he wants to kill himself.

>>681043050
>stop it, your stupid is hurting me.

>>681046286
This, but use oven cleaning spray, instead of helium.

>>681049680
I meant H2, yes I'm aware that He is a noble gas and can't bond.

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A terminally-ill friend who was in immense pain asked me to help him die. I thought of the most painless methods, I came up with 1. gunshot, and 2. pento-barbitol (this being the most painless, popular method).

Naturally I didn't help him die, even though the prison sentence here for such an event would be short (I don't want a record for my career's sake). But he was in tremendous pain.

Anyhow, the most painless method I've used for killing nuisance cats here, as we have a lot, is gunshot. Almost instantaneous most of the time.