Not a fan tbh

>>681016848
op is one

why are faggots so scared of them

Stupid question, OP. I don't think about them.

>>681017400
Because they're little bastards and alot of them are poisonous

>>681017208
Yeah, don't trust OP, he's a spider.

>>681017733
Do you mean venomous?

>>681017733
They're venomous, not poisonous. Learn2English.

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Find one bigger then a dollar coin and I'm burning my house down.

>>681016848
Get out of here with this nasty shit

Mr. Spider is ur friend eating vermin very good

>>681016848
depends of kind

wandering spider: hell no
nephila: nope
any australian spider:gtfo
rest could be ok

>>681016848
Spiders need to fuck off. They ain't paying rent, so what are they doing in my house.

>>681017400
you want to be scared of them trying living in Australia m8.

>>681018730
Like the sydney funnel web

>>681016848
They're cool.

Set nope to maximum.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1079895/The-amazing-pictures-giant-spider-eating-bird.html

>>681016848
Don't really have a problem with them, as long as they aren't crawling on me.

>>681016848
They're okay I guess. I don't like them in the bathroom, but elsewhere they've got a free pass. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll just go around with a staple gun and shoot the fuckers. Either pin them to the walls by the staple, or clean in half, or if I'm really trying, take the legs off. Did it to a daddy longlegs at one point and I swear to god that motherfuckers legs went to all four corners of the room. Mad, innit?

>>681017400
I am scared of them because they are smart.
A scary looking bug that knows what it is doing? Fuck that.

>>681016848
I would extinct them if I could.

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We find some pretty cool ones at work, especially in the summer

>>681019278
They eat flies and nasty little bugs

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>2016
>not seeing how adorable spiders are

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I want one of these

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cute. CUTE.

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>>681019297

>>681019701
Wtf is that fucker? God just no

>>681019565

Jumping spiders are the only acceptable spiders.

>>681019915
It's an innocent trapdoor spider. It chills and smokes weed in its cave (which it builds a door for) like a boss nigga until it feels vibrations from potential prey nearby. Then, once it feels those vibrations...

>>681020170
Its fucking evil

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>>681020145
Flying spiders are also acceptable

>>681017400
Evolution my friend, evolution.
It's perfectly natural to be afraid of creatures which can kill you, especially ones which can dissolve your fucking flesh like the brazilian wandering spider.

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>>681020297
It's a 10/10 qt3.14 spider

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>>681016848
I prefer Amblypygi. They look pretty cool.

Spiders are bros. Every summer I pick one spider brave enough to live in my room and I feed him ants until he's huge.

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I'm a spider enthusiast.

>>681018528
I forgot camel spiders. they can fuck off too. and recluses... but the rest should be really ok

>>681020341
but how?

>>681020759
fuck that

>>681020994
webs

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> Be me.
> Helping Helping Dad in the garage.
> Go to move box to get tire for '76 Nova.
> Jumped by spider.
>Scream and brush it off.
> day goes by. Tire replaced.
>NEXT DAY
> have weird bump and rash on arm. >turns out the fangs were in my arm deep enough to not see.
>Pull that shit out nigga. Sterilization of area proceeds.
>life goes on.
> but the bump grows and is very warm to the touch.
> getting painful now.
> go to doctor.
> the cut it open and 6 Dixie cups later have removed all venom and puss.
> area still has discoloration
> also can't feel anything in that area of arm. (Even to this day 3yrs later)
> meds to make sure infection does not get in to blood.
> morale of the story-fear them.
> they will fuck you up nigga.
> also have nerve damage in hand.
> thanks spider.
>not sure what bit me but it was blackish brown and I am from Iowa.
> Doctor bets it was a brown recluse.

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>>681020759
lol Amblypygi is for the weak, Uropygi best arachnid.

>>681016848
I literally had the worst dream about spiders the other night.

>>681019874
>>681019297
What. Wat kind of workplace has so many nasty spooders

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>>681020800
I would give them crickets, mealworms or living flies. Ants taste bad to most predators.

>>681020994
Smaller species of spiders can fly using their webs.

Not a fan, but I do respect them for what they do. Suck the blood out of all the other annoying pests. Whenever I see the small ones I let them live, even if they're inside my house. But the poisonous ones can fuck themselves.

>>681020998
Cooler than spiders
Heres a video or two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGJSs01dYbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaB9oRQxGYU

>>681021211
Also checkin my own dubs, cuz the spiders can't take that from me.

>>681016848
Spiders=niggers
>Break into your house
>don't pay rent
>attract flies
>some kill people

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t.blondi here, can't post pics because i have no camera or mobile

Amblypygi master race

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This one's pretty neat.

>>681021211
If you were bitten by a brown recluse, you're lucky to have not lost your goddamn arm. They don't like to bite, but their venom can cause necrosis and your flesh can literally die before your eyes.

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>>681016848
mmmmm, the kids love em!

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>>681021611
they also
>kill bothersome pests like flies
>help gardens
>kill niggers

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>>681021335

Welding shop, we found these guys randomly last year

>>681021611
True.

>>681021775
Those are aggressive fuckers. Don't piss them off or they'll be kicking those hairs at you

>>681019874
Is that a rose hair tarantula? I had one named Pedro.

>>681021926
Thank you mr. hawk wasp

Most spiders in my country are small and harmless so I don't really care much for them. Would still feel uncomfortable having one walk over my face.
As for the big hairy shits from warmer regions - fuck that.

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>>681019874
It looks like a pancake with legs

We have a symbiotic relationship.

They get free rent and food and I get free insect exterminators.

>>681022176
A fuzzy, cuddly pancake with legs! I WANNA SNUGGLE IT

>>681021775
It's a level 60 i think

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>>681019204
while i am not afraid of spiders perse', this anon is right, they are most likely smarter than they appear,

I mean they are the only other animal to tether themselves off and repel down high places.

And they were doing it for millions of years before us.

Think about it...

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i dig spiders and currently have a spider bro in my garage. that being said, spiders so big they eat birds can fuck right off.

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>>681022573

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>>681020804

What you got in your collection? I just go into T's this year. I have a Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens, Psalmopoeus pulcher, and a Brachypelma albopilosum. I'd take some pics, but they are all slings, so dumping a P. metallica.

>>681016848

Pretty chill, got a spiderbro in the corner of my livingroom right now. He's chill, just minds his own business

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>>681022432
Not only can they tether and rappel, they can fly, climb, jump, build elaborate traps, create tools for hunting and they also increase in size with global warming!

>>681022838
Stay in your wifu thread

>>681021951
dope water scorpion

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>>681023111
i cannot disobey trips

Where I live none of them can kill you and they catch musquito's so i'm cool with them

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>>681020341

>>681019701
Jesus Christ put the lid back on.
I had a Bird eating tarantula a friend gave me because he was moving. I would have super stressful dreams that it escaped all the time. Was so glad to get rid of it. Cool pet to watch and feed but the fact that a giant fucking tarantula was in my room just didn't sit well

>>681016848
BURN THEM ALL

Nope

>>681020974
Camel spiders aren't really spiders though.

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>>681021995

Ummm...old world T's don't have urticating hairs...fucking casual...

Amblypygids>>>>>>>Spiders

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Live in shit old house
Was under my bed

>>681016848
They're pretty cute, I used to have one as a pet when I was younger

>>681021926
Will drop my career and begin farming hawk wasps

I typically ignore them unless I know they're harmful and are in my living/work area. If I see a jumping spider on my coffee table I don't much care, hell I welcome it. Saw a black widow behind the rad in my den when I first moved in and about put a hole in the wall trying to kill it.

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>>681023871
that thing is adorable

I'm a mantis shrimp guy myself. Dangerous, smart, OG killas and there's plenty near me to catch

>>681024332
the punchy kind or the thumb splitting kind?

>>681024534
Both. Punchy ones that are most abundant don't get particularly big, the spearing ones are L. maculata that are fucking massive

I strongly dislike spiders, even though i live so far in the north there are no dangerous spiders here just the thought of something that fast jumping and crawling inside your clothing makes me squirmish

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>>681021926
Tarantula Hawk has the most painful sting in the world next to the box jellyfish

Some people have had a stroke due to the pain of the Tarantula Hawk.

This is a very embarrassing confession actually but I'm going to come out of the closet today april.24.2016 what i have to say is weird...i have this strange spider fetish...i get very aroused when i see small spiders i just get so turned on i just want to put the spiders down my pants and let there oh so ticklish legs rub my penis...I'm not just just horny when i see small spiders it's much more then that i had a dream of doing kinky things with spiders...the dream went like this...it started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 giant spiders chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" ect. and there i was wearing a leather suit with a whip and i was whiping the spiders and they were making these little hissing sounds i don't know where it came from but i was very aroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 giant spiders were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there..rubbing my penis...I'm glad I've got that off my back.

Amblypygids are superior arachnid

>>681024989
I was doing a fucking open ocean night dive (imagine 3000 ft deep water tethered to a twenty foot rope under a boat) and huge box jelly came like within a foot of me

i'm a spider

>>681024989
bullet ant brother

>>681025365
3000 ft deep? Is that possible without a pressurized suit?

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>>681023072
If and an intelligent Alien species visited out planet,

They just might say this is the planet of the spiders, rather than humans.

>>681025359
Says the spider

It's the time that they start popping up in the house after the first few warm days.....fuck I hate them.

>>681025359
You're so cool not using common names, I bet you're a fucking genius or something

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Did you know spiders live in the hair follicles on your face?

They are called Demodex folliculorum, and Demodex brevis. Lack of them may be the cause of acne.

Pic related

>>681025483
The water is 3000 ft, I was twenty feet deep under a boat. All of the fucking abyss below and all the crazy planktonic stuff is just drifting around you

Eh, pretty tough guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>681020170
It's an arboreal tarantula. P irminia. Not a trapdoor spider

>>681025973
Oceans fucking terrify me I don't know why

>>681025365
You would have been in a lot of trouble if you had gotten stung on that dive by a box jelly.

You may have died.

>>681025704
They are also known as tailless whipspiders to simpler people

>>681026153
They should. One of the risks of that dive is there's cookie cutter sharks in that part of the Pacific. Nothing like getting a plug of flesh ripped off of you

>>681021211
dubs dont lie

checkem

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I wonder if I could keep a giant huntsman spider as a pet...

>>681026357
yep, just cuts a plug out of you before you even know it you are bleeding out.

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>>681026357

>>681022063
Nope, that is an Oklahoma Brown. A hentzi.

>>681026581
As far as I know there is only one documented human attack, a guy kayaking from Hawai'i to Maui fell in the water and one got him

I want a dog sized spider

>>681026804
They get tuna all the time though, if you go to the market many of the tuna have plugs missing

>>681027029
I want a spider sized dog, but what can you do

>>681026570
Yes. They are reasonably easy to care for

>>681025359
heck off spider

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>>681016848

scorpions and other invertebrates and vertebrates are way better than spiders

>>681027165
unlike stirmi, they take more effort than an actual child

>>681021951
Wtf is that?

>>681027136
I think that's possible because animals can be smaller than the oxygen content of the atmosphere allows but not bigger, so a spider could never be dog sized in this atmosphere, while a dog could still be spider sized

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>>681026570
Holy shit!>>681026581

>>681027468
That's a water scorpion. It's an aquatic predator that eats tadpoles, small fish, aquatic larvae, and other things.

Pretty cool but also fucking creepy.

>>681016848
Burn it with fire

>>681027764
I've been trying pretty hard to find one of these. They're native to the forests near me but whenever I'm hiking I'm with people who aren't into biology like me

>>681025820
Sure you don't have that backwards? Their presence is linked to acne vulgaris outbreaks.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc