Poor fag here. Will anyone donate to my PayPal so I can buy a pizza? Willing to do requests but I won't kill my cat or hurt myself.
show your torso and reveal your gender
>>680998690
give the hat a nicely made little hat and I send you a pizza
>>680998896
*the cat
>>680998690
Kill that cat and we'll talk
>>680998884
>>680998896
I'm a dude with tits haha. And okay I'll try to make a hat.
>>680998896
I want this, paper, felt, whatever
Just a photo of the cat in the hat
bumping for cathat
swastika on the cat hat and hitler salute the cat in the hat
Bumping
Gime that cathat
This is very difficult.
>>681000260
bahaha
>>681000260
I want a nice hat OP not any shit you made in 3 seconds
>>681000260
Wow thats a really cute cat.
I wish I could give you something but im broke until tuesday.
I hope you get some money you seem like an awesome dude.
>>681000453
Okay how about this
Sharpie in pooper for 50$?
>>681000637
2big for cat
>>681000571
Thanks man. His name is Banana!
>>680998690
pawn something you fucking liberal bernie voter faggot
>>681000715
How about an expo marker in my ass.?
>>681000637
make the situation even more weird somehow
>>681000815
Haha naw man in actually very conservative. I can't do that man if I pawn something I won't get it back. Cause I'll be broke. And the only thing I have to pawn is my guitar
I'll just buy ya a pizza, none of this PayPal business. What and where?
>>681000715
why is sharpie in pooper even a meme? it's so small
>>681000998
>haha
>that libcuck bernie logic
kill yourself
>>681000998
sell the cat
>>681000905
Tried to get shoe on head. Banana didn't like it
>>681001388
kek nice dubs
>>681001173
Haha if this offer is sincere, that'd be awesome. But I'm not too keen on giving my address to 4chan yaknow?
>>681000833
Whatever, just stick stuff up your ass
>>681001234
Because then you get to see the pooper
>>681001642
I know, PGP?
>>681001642
>wanting money straight on paypal
sure let me give you my info
fuck off retard
>>681001642
>>681001881
Or, I could order a carry out an you'd just have to get it.
>>681001885
2483 Martha Street,arizona
>>681001885
Sorry I man I don't know how this stuff works
>>681001700 kinda hurt actually
>>681002234
Haha nice troll, but not OP. If it comes to it, I'll timestamp my buttcheek with something up my butt to prove its me
Give me your paypal anon.
Ill buy you pizza
>>681002025
Yeah I can drive and go get it
>>681002528
Okay you can just send it to the email of my account through PayPal right?
>>681002682
>>681002025
Just no Little Caesars, I have limits.
>>681002844
Haha fuck little ceasers. Papa John's, pizza hut, dominos, they're all close. Whatever's a good deal you know.
bait wasn't on u you fucking retarded
>>681003061
Whoa. English not your first language?
>>681002239
>tfw i don't have paypal
>>681003427
Hahahah nice man. I didn't have one either but I made one to beg for pizza haha
Well, seems as though everyone has bailed. My PayPal account donate thing is this paypal.me/cathatbutthole
>>681004270
I will bump you fam don't worry
You should probably dress up like a trap if you want to be successful here
>>681004516
Hahahah thanks man. Even I have my limits though. I'd go hungry before dressing as a trap.
I'm much more hungry than this guy, help me out /b/
paypal, alexokman1@gmail
ill show you guys a hat if you buy me rocket league :)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/The_Dark_Blood_Moon/
>>681004641
You should try it fam you might enjoy it
>>681004827
Show boipussy
>>681004827
Poor college anon huh? I'm OP and I'm in school as well. I wish I could help you man, I know how you feel. We can be hungry and poor together.
>>681004516
>>681004641
Topkek, no homo but do it faggot!
>>681002844
>>681002989
What city/area then? I'll get ya Papa Johns, you don't need the CC to pick up the order.
>>681005015
My fiance's stuff won't fit me lol she's 4'11 I'm 6'3
>>681005080
Here you go
>>681004868
its a one time offer, i have a really neat hat
Male. Except when it's a survival game.
Pic unrelated
>>681005298
Proof it's me
>>681004885
like this?
>>681005356
I'll show you how it's done
>>681005116
You could have Dominos. Franks hot wings and a large peperoni passion with wedges.
>>681005298
>inb4 tuna pizza
>>681005298
In process.
ill show anyone my hat if they gift me a copy of rocket league
http://steamcommunity.com/id/The_Dark_Blood_Moon/
>>681005883
Haha no way man. Thanks a lot if you're serious. What name will it be under? Captcha is taunting me
>>681005400
Timestamp or gtfo neckbeard
Cat is destroying cat hat
You fucking moron. That's why you are poor, because your first thought is to buy a fucking pizza. Pizza is not a good for poor people. You pay someone else to make good for you. That's a fucking luxury you can't afford. I could have given you money, but if you are going to waste it like that you can suck my dick. Ask for money to buy rice, pasta, cheap ass vegetables, and maybe then you won't be poor like that. Fuck you made me unreasonably angry.
>>681006388
faggot alert
>>680998896
this
>>681006388
>>681006388
Haha damn man. I'm sorry I pissed you off with my poor life choices. I hope you have a good day man and you're nice guy to even consider donating.
>>681006742
Thanks, you gave me a reason to biych out at nothing and I feel better about myself. Pls use the money to buy rice
>>681006617
I tried man. It didn't work out to well
>>681007074
not op but Ive been eating rice and beans for 2 weeks...shit sucks man
>>681007216
Op here, I actually love sticky white rice. It goes with anything. And I'm Hawaiian so of course I eat it with spam
>>681007074 No problem man. If I get any donations I will for sure get rice and pasta.
more cat pls