I had a dream I rounded up all the fluffies in my neighborhood under the promise of 'sketties. I actually ended up giving them leftover sketties I actually have in my fridge. 10/10 good dream.

>>680995415
The fuck is wrong with that thing?

>>680995715
I know right?
He gets a loving home with sketties and a daddeh, all for being an enfie babbeh. And he's upset about it? Spoilt brat.

This fluffy faggotry both confuses and amuses me at the same time.

It conmuses me.

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oh poopies

>>680995917
You know full well that's not what I meant.

>>680996976
>know full well
Bitch please, some of these mouth breathers on 4chan wouldn't even hit fluffy standards of intelligence.

>>680996476
>not feeling completely positive about fluffy abuse
>not spamming shit in thread and calling us autists
Good job, anon. 10/10 reaction to this. Have a nice life.

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Sure are a lot of enfie babies in this thread.

Story time!
Choose a starting point, I promise to finish and not ignore you guys and then it into a 9/11 re-enactment again. That's for the next thread.

>you are a fluffy owner
>you are a Jihadi that sees potential in these creatures
>you work at a fluffy store
>you just got out of prison and people tend to avoid you
>you are a fluffy

This story doesn't have to be abuse, it can be sadbox, hugbox, and likely 35% weirdbox.

>>680998118
I am a fluffy

>>680998667
>you are a young stallion, wandering the streets in hopes of any food
>you haven't been able to find much food recently
>one night, you find no food yet again

Choices
>keep looking
>beg on the streets
>go to sleep, perhaps forever

>>680999440
>beg on street
>"beg"
>dummeh hoomin gib besteh sketties ow get forevah sweepsies

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>>680997766

If you're gonna post this you should also post the rest of the comic.

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>>680999587

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>>680995233

spent my whole afternoon making that shit.

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>>680999708

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>>680999794

>>680999440
go to sleep, perhaps forever

>>680999574
he didn't specify I'm a smarty now did he? if I was, I would beg instead and hope for someone to kick the shit out of me

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>>680999852

>>680999574
>you decide to beg on the street, though the begging is more desperate and less demanding
>a man that looks to be in his late twenties to early thirties finally answers you
"Hey there, little guy, would you like to come to my place? I don't know if I have 'sketties', but I do have food."

Choices
>decline, probably dying of hunger
>accept, he's probably the only choice you have
>decline and keep begging

>>680999696
looks good anon. keep at it.
for shits and giggles look up pictures of dogs that ate bees. you feel bad for them but it looks hilarious

>>681000280
accept politely.

>>680996497
This is a fox or dog thread nao. It's not a fucking fox!!

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>>681000280

He didn't promise us sketties, which at least makes it less likely that he'd just want to lure you along with empty promises. Accept the offer.

>>681000515
>you accept
>"Nice mistah be nyu daddeh?"
"Uh, sure. I guess I could use the company."
>he picks you up and takes you to his place
>it's a small apartment, but it's the best home you've ever had
>"Nyu daddeh have bestest house EVAH!"
"I don't know about it being the best house, but it's good enough to live in."
>he wasn't prepared to take in a fluffy, but he rummages through the fridge for food you can have, and settles on a slice of cheese pizza and puts it in the microwave, then sets it next to you in a paper plate
>"Tank You daddeh!"
>it isn't really much, but it's pretty big for a fluffy your size
>it's the best meal you've ever had
Choices
>wander around your new house
>ask your new owner if he can play
>find a place to sleep

>>681000043
This guy never heard of sex toys. I'm starting to think the creator is really an aspie.

>>681001170
Wander around, better to learn the home.

>>681001170
shit on the floor
he didn't show me where the litterbox is

>>681001170

Wander around. It must be good to get to know our new home.

>>681001232
are you saying that a sex toy can love you?

>>681001295
>you look around the house
>the kitchen and living room are connected, and the only other rooms are a small bedroom and a bathroom
"So, do you have a name?"

Choices
>you do have a name, ______
>you can't remember your name
>you want your new owner to name you

>>681001295
>>681001489
You guys suck at roleplaying a retarded animal.

>>681001666
Owner to name you

>>681001666
Let him name you.

>>681001695
>salty AF

>>681001666
My name is Cackstain, Satan

>>681001729
>>681001756

this.

>>681001619
I am saying the condition of love being reciprocity is total bullshit. Have you ever heard of a crush? That doesn't involve the other person loving you back, but sure as fuck, you are in LOVE.

>>680999708
>>680999794
>>680999852
>>681000043
why did you name these wrong?
Are you the asperger daddeh?

>>681001695
Smarter than the average fluffy, which by definition, is still pretty dumb.

>>681002006
yeah, but you can love a person, and that person can feel feelings towards you, an object can't do that

>>681001847
Please tell me there is a subsequent picture with foals drowning in shit. Pweeeease! Pwetty pweaaase!

>>681001729
>"Me want daddeh to give me name!"
"Well, you're blue, so I guess... Cobalt?"
>"Cobalt wuv new name! Bestest daddeh evew!"
(I think it's a bit late, but I should add our character is a small blue Unicorn stallion with a lighter blue mane/tail)

Choices
>Fuck, you need to shit after eating. Where do you shit around here?
>just go to sleep, you're tired
>notice the TV is on, and you've never seen one before

>>681002278
Read the fucking sentence again. Reciprocity. Do you know what the word means? You can be in love with someone without that person even knowing.

Last but not least there are guys out there marrying pillows and dolls.

>>681002440
Explain to him you need to poop
Wouldn't want to have an accident.

>>681002440
You're slow to catch up, I said I'd need to shit like 10 minutes ago. AM TUMMEH HUWTIES, NEE MAKE POOPIES NAO!!!

you guys are shit stains of human beings btw
I know you know already just wanted to reiterate

>>681002737
and so are you.

>>681002440
the shit option
'

>>681002599

This. Accidental pooping would be sure to ruin our standing with the daddeh so better take care of it with care.

>>681002599
>a sudden realization is made
>you need to shit (why the fuck did my autocorrect try to say "shitshit?" Is that even a fucking word?)
>"Cobawt need make poopies!"
"Shit, I'm not prepared for this."
>your new owner grabs some newspapers and tells you to go on that
>after you're done, he throws it away

Choices
>sleep
>find something to play with