>>680995177

How do you feel knowing you only need one more level to throw fireballs?

>>680995177
Horey shet. Do you not live near women?

Hey, Head up man, don't let other people put you down, virgin or not you are who you are.

>>680995177
How ugly are you ? Why don't you had decent studies and hobbies beside anime and vidya ?
And don't be sad, at least you have dubs.

>>680995305

I already can throw fireballs.

>>680995479

I do. I even saw one today. From the bushes.

>>680995594

I don't remember that everyone ever put me down. I'm perfectly capable of doing that myself. People are generally nicer than their reputation.

>>680995712

I'm average looking. I have a PhD in a shitty field which was a stupid life decision in hindsight (currently looking for jobs). And anime is bullshit.

Why are you still alive?

>>680996375

Better to fade away than to burn out.

>>680996686

Sick Kurt Cobain reference.

>>680996686
>>680997065

Def leppard said that. and it was better to burn out then to fadeee awayyyy

ROCK OF AGESSSSS ROCK OF AGESS STILL ROLLIN ROCK N ROLLIN

>>680997255

OP here. I'm pretty sure Kurt Cobain and Def Leppard were referencing Neil Young. And yes, I was inverting that quote.

>>680997576
I humbly receive your wisdom grand wizard

>>680995177
Most people in college are virgins. So there are a lot of people who have mains in eredar.

>>680998002

My main was on a shitty German server. And even in WoW, I was an autistic faggot. Never even joined a guild.

>>680998580

Faggot.

>>680998166
Not being in a guild is most likely more rare than 33 year old virgins. Holy shit

>>680998776

Yes. Played for almost a year.

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>>680995177
I bet, every woman that knows you, want to fuck you so hard because you give them 0 attention.

Tell 1 of them "Nice perimeter"and everybody will drown in pussy juice...no joke!

>>680995177
26 on my path to wizardhood. Any advice for me powerful one?

>>680999231
Never stop watching porn.

>>680999190

I don't think so. Especially since I had some cringeworthy friend zone story when I was younger.

>>680999231

Kill yourself.

>>680995177
Kissless virgin here rapidly approaching level 20.

17 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>680995177
Right behind you, 31 here

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>>680999614
>I don't think so. Especially since I had some cringeworthy friend zone story when I was younger.

Everybody had forget it...so let it go. I pissed my pants in classroom in 1st grade... 10years later, noone cares.

The world is a faggot, never stop dreaming anon.

play doom for 3 months and go shoot up your nearest school

>>681000457
>The world is a faggot, never stop dreaming anon.

True. Anyway, I never saw any hints that a woman is into me.

>>680995177
this picture is the biggest pile of shit ever

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>>681000626
They are clever anon, they can hide their wet pussy...and their feelings behind the breasts.

Women are clever, they take the money.

28 and still holding v-card firmly in my hand. Thing is, in the past I have made out with several girls and even fingered one. Never had intercourse or even a bj. Do I still qualify for a wizard?

Did your mom ever touched your penis or had you to wash your penis on your own when you were <5?

Did my mom molested me while i was a child?

>>681000766

It's deliberately provocative. A.k.a bait.

>>681000825

But why should they hide it if they are interested?

>>681001045
I think the word is abuse, anon.

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>>681001110
>But why should they hide it if they are interested?

Im not a woman anon, i cant answer this question.

>>681001045

Wut?

>>680995177
What was the closest you ever got to getting with a girl?

how do you deal with the annoying relatives who never fail to inquire about your dating life?

>>681002214

Got a few numbers / email addresses. But never moved beyond conversation.

>>681002347

Not much contact to relatives. Lives in a different country and call my parents maybe every second month.

How do you spend your time?

Do you go out for some striptease?

>>681002929

Reading, cooking, playing video, cycling, running.

Why no sex?

>>681003402

Social retard.

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>>681003617
The people arround you are just intolerant!
We need more Socialism, to socialise more people!

>>681003918

Please.

29 here. The wizard powers better be worth it.

>>68099517 Why at no point did you not get a hooker

Lost my virginity at 25. I'm now married at 28. Never thought this would happen but I have an awesome sex life with an awesome lady. Keep your heads up, lads.

>>681004678

How much did you have to lower your standards?

>>681004678
>married
>awesome sex life with an awesome lady

Nice joke...give pics!!!

Did you ever try picking up a 6/10? You'd get laid quick, build up some confidence, and get the V card monkey off your back.

>>680995177
Has being a virgin for so long made you really hate women and normies?

>>681005147

Honestly, I don't know about my league. One the one hand, I cannot really evaluate my looks, on the other hand, I assume that other factors are more or equally important (especially in males). Therefore; I always hit on women who I thought might be below my league. If they were 6/10, I cannot say. Do you have a reference here?

Do you think that having sex would change you in any way? It's just another form of pleasure.

can you post a pic I want to see what you look like

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>>681005866

>>681005201

No.

>>681005793

It wouldn't change me but it would be the product of change.

How big is your dick?

>>681006295

No idea. But I am absolute not self-conscious about that.

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>>681005538

Something like this. Chubby but not embarrassingly fat. Not beautiful but with right hair and make up can be cute/pretty.

Also women past 30 reduce their standards quite a bit. Even good looking ones. At that age they're done chasing studs and want a good, stable guy to start a family.

>>680995177
am I you?

>>681006686

I usually went for girls below that level.

>At that age they're done chasing studs and want a good, stable guy to start a family.

Which I am probably not.

>>681006003

It's not your looks that keep you a virgin. I have seen a lot worse people have girlfriends, sex etc.

>>681006935
Dont worry anon, you will evolve.

Man your chart doesn't cover AK. Virgins over 12 are rare there

>>680999629
I lost my inexpensive at 22. Hang in there.

>>681007299

Duh. Never said I look bad.

>>681007306

I don't know if I want. I know that beggars can't be choosers but I don't want a family. Ideally I want to fuck around and ideally, that would involve much older women. There's some stuff I have to catch up.

>>681000851
Yes

>>681006935
Well if that was your actual pic and judging by your replies, you sure as shit ain't a bad boy. You look like a normal guy.

Granted your replies are a fraction of who you really are. But the point is, to me - you're over thinking things. Sign up on dating sites and go out. Don't care so much about things.

>>681007607

U must be a faggot then and like dick. Go kill yourself

>>680995177
What motivates you in life? What else do you do for entertainment?

I ask this because relationships are a very important part to a normies life. I can only imagine that most of them out there would likely commit suicide if they couldn't ever find someone to date/love them at least sometimes. So clearly getting pussy, finding love motivates the vast majority I would say.

>>681008156

Even if, the problem would still be there.

Also, above I mean "younger" when I wrote "older". And no, that wasn't fucking Freudian.

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>>680995177
So the rumors are true, a level 3 wizard!

>>681001045
No, not from what you describe. Particularly if uncircumcised, making sure you know how to clean gun is important parental job.

Did dad teach you to clean your rifle?

Clean=important for both.

>>681001244
Societal rules. Women making moves is slutty.

If man doesn't, he's gay.

That's not true, but those are the rules afaik

>>681000825
SPAS-12

tmw i know that this quote is from chaos sorcerer from dawn of war. it feels bad to be that nerd

>>681009250
Clever girl.

do you actually want to have sex or just feel bad because you hadn't have it while everyone else had?

>>681009859

Part column A, part column B. If I would just go to a hooker, there would still be an emptiness simply because of how the sex was purchased. It is nice to be thought attractive, nice to be desired, nice to be needed. And that feeling is missing in my life. Stupid, I know, but l'enfer c'est les autres.

>>681009859
Not OP, but for me it's mostly the label that bothers me.

>>681010452

OP here. I disagree. The label is a stupid social construction and I don't mind it.

>>681010601
no virgin detected

>>680995177
18 years kissless virgin here

>>681010601
I know it's a social construct (just like all labels). Still bothers me.

>>681010302
That's not stupid, anon, thats simply normal. Social beings want to be loved, even the humans who consider themselves antisocial.
So, you have some problem, anon? Social phobia? Depression?

>>681010452
fuck the label. if you are old enough, then no one would be too interested in your sex life anyway. No one needs to know you are a virgin, and if it still bothers you, just tell a few white lies.

I was once a level 26/27 wizard in training, sure I would hit level 30. I literally made no effort to ever interact with a female in a way that would make her think I'm trying to engage her in hooking up or even being decent friends. For whatever reason I made a very minimal effort with this girl that I knew from HS via facebook and she was down and we dated, fucked, murried, kids. now 6 year later we're getting divorced. don't fall short like I did, my nigga, become your destiny.

>>681011400

I was always quite about it when people asked me. I guess most people in my circle of friends knew.

>So, you have some problem, anon? Social phobia? Depression?

Depression certainly. Social phobia, I am not sure.

>>681006686
Just shut your fuckin mouth. You sound like a hipster analyzing society. Just ta gueule connard !!

>>681011840
kek

Lost mine to first cousin. I was 16 back then.

Haven't done it again until I was 20. Horny coworker. No commitment.

Last one I had was on 21. Was committed but she died in an accident.

Now 23. Honestly could care less about sex now anymore.

28 reporting in, now i kind of don't care about getting a girl

i didn't till i was 20 cause i had a terrible body, even the few (very few) girls who showed interest, i couldn't find the confidence to make a move. after high school I got fit, then my dick didn't look like a hot dog protruding from a marshmellow and everything worked out, so it's not too late until YOU decide it's too late

How is this even possible?
Fuck I just went out drinking last night after being a recluse for sometime and ended up getting laid.

>>680997065
>Cobain reference

oh you crazy children

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>>681012895

OP here. I'm certainly not fit and I should work out more, but a least not marshmallow mode. Pic related. Want to take up climbing but would need a partner.

>>681012911

Were did you go?

>>681013519

The beach.

>>681013776
fuck beaches

>>681012030
So forget sex, anon.
It might just be me, but I never got what was the appeal in it anyway. There are other things you should care about now. Knowing how to keep a conversation is what is attractive. Fuck the rest, you can work around those. Looking confident is good if you want a one-night stand, but people fall in love for people with issues, too, they just get tired of the ones who look like they have given up. Just get your ass out of 4chan and do something productive outside home and don't be afraid of letting people talk to you and it'll happen. I know it's a lot harder than it sounds, yeah, I know.

You study, anon? Work?

>>681012911
Could be many reasons.

1) you are bullshitting
>b-but I am not I swear
>seriously I am not trolling here ;)
Yeah fuck off with that...
2) some guys can never measure up to most woman's standards
3) low income
4) small penis
5) doesn't have a solid network of people around him

To even ask is a dumb thing to do. I shouldn't have even bothered trying to explain.

>>681013454
Damn dude you have like no hair. I don't know if I would rather be werewolf mode like me or dolphin mode like you.

Most girls don't like the hair but some see it popping out of my shirt and get all juiced up

Can you grow a beard?

>>681013904
>You study, anon? Work?

Postdoc. So both in a sense. Will be unemployed soon though and am frantically trying to find a job.

>>681014088

I have no hair. And I cannot grow a full beard. It's patchy at most and looks absolutely retarded if I don't shave twice a day.

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>>680995177
>I fucked her vagina dude
>15
I'm 33 and I never fucked vagina.

>>681013907

OP here. This one applies to me:

3) low income
5) doesn't have a solid network of people around him

In regards to point 2), no idea what women's standards even are.

>>681013907

No, that is appreciated.

>>681013907
3 and 4 are stupid. Incomes doesn't matter for sex based relationships. It can be a plus in your attractiveness but in no way defines it. And the girl wouldn't know the size of the cock until you show it to her anyway. If you are good with foreplay and manages to get her horny, I'm very very sure she won't put her clothes back on and leave because your penis isn't a monster

>>680995177
Is the Wizard thing true? Im on my best way to wizzard.
I never had the oportunity for sex until I was 21. but at this point I was always to afraight to do it. I mean: seariously: 21?! Now Im 26 and have not fucked onece.... Always found an excuse not to do it. What if im bad? what If I embarace myself while trying to fuck? guess it is to late now...

>>681014532
But you study at home or you leave it sometimes? You have women friends anon?

>>680995177
Have you ever fucked animals?

>>680995177
Eurofag must have made this
>15
>middle school
That or a total retard. They also fuck like rabbits over there and have no standards so no shock if the average euroslut/eurofag is sexing at 12.

>>681013454
Dick?

>>681015505

Don't ask you fucking pussy. Demand.

im 20 i feel your pain even though i sure as hell won't wait 13 years. I'm a bifag that spent all of hs trying to find out what i want, only few girls came on to me mostly ones i didn't want. But beggars can't be choosers i suppose. Also that damn gyno, i'm getting surgery this year so my confidence might shoot up after i no longer have c cups.

>>681015291

At the moment, I don't have any friends. I used to have women friends - in fact most of my friends were female (has to do with my field).

>>681015361

Don't worry, I never touched your mom.

>>681015397

Eurofag indeed.

>>681015787
OP show me your dick now you kissless fuckin loser.

I'm 28 and have many sexual partners including women of many different reces and ages. In no way am I content or feel satisfied when I have sex and it mostly feels like a chore and truly id rather just have a good mate to go do things with than try and keep a women entertained. Not even being butthurt or edgy just feel sex is pretty low tier in terms of actual real excitement

Find a hobby, something that interests you, talk to people.
Go living in a place where other people live, sign up for a shared apartment.
Tinder.

>>681015903

SHOW DICK OP.

>>681015903

No. U.

>>681016325

Tinder I tried.

>>681015257
if you are bad you just won't have sex with that one girl again unless she really likes you. If you embarass yourself, then just laugh about it and keep going with your life. Experienced people have embarassing times just the same. Farting during sex is like answering "you too" when someone wishes you happy birthday. It happens.

You want a little tip? Talk to her. Talk before sex, talk during sex. Ask if it's good, ask what she likes, ask if she wants to keep going or changes positions. Ask what parts of her body are sensitive and how she likes to be rubbed. If you take what she's feeling in consideration there's no way you will do it wrong. Even if it's slow paced in the first times, she might go back because she knows you care, and if she doesn't, you will at least learn some stuff

>>681015869
Something happened or just depression kicked in?

>>681016549
Why it didnt work?

>>681016549

Keep trying. There is no failure, only delayed success.

>>681003617
>mdma

Thank me later.

>>681016928
>Something happened or just depression kicked in?

When it comes to friends? Most of the time, friendships just developed because you were in he same class. This was how it was well into my late twenties. That doesn't work anymore obviously.

>Why it didnt work?

Simply no matches expect for the obligatory bots.

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>>680995177
I was happier with myself an life when I was a virgin, girls fuck up your head emotionally forever. Don't do it anon

>>680995177
Stop feeling fuckin pity for yourself... Hit a gym, get in shape, cook up some story about how you were diagnosed with benign cancerous cell growth that left you scarred... Girls love that shit.. Success guaranteed

>>681017912

But Sam.

>>681018178

I am scarred?

>>681016557
thanks anon.
Maybe I will try it. I considered using Tinder as a way to get some girls just to try it. No one I know or want to keep in touch with. Even one of my friends at work who is about 10 years older than me told me I should use Tinder and get myself laid.
It feels really starnge. I had girlfriends before, allthough I was never allowerd to when I was youger. The first one I had with 18 and I cept it a secet from my parents. Never really "loved" her I guess. She was a bitch and I just took her because I was courious after all the years how it would be to have a girfriend. I guess my love live is still fucked up.
But really: big thanks for the advise. I appreciate it.

Lost my card in my late teens. Have had 5 girls now. 6 inch dick. Was enjoyable but nowhere near the time/money/effort invested. I enjoy hobbies far more. 25 now... im starting to think sex is for normies/simpletons i notice alot of my friends spend the majority of their time chasing after girls. But lack hobbies. And arent as intellectual.

>>680995177
Dude u ain't got no kisses? :((
Not even when u were drunk and her as well?
This world makes me feel sick. >:(

>>680995177
23 kissless virgin, right behind you Captain.

>>681003274
R u a fatphag or a slimphag?

>>681017673
post a picture of yourself. we'll help you out Anon. Maybe it's that shirt you're wearing that's making all the women scared or something.

>>681018845

Nope. And I was drunk a lot.

>>681019142

See >>681013454

>>681019226

>>681006003 This shit is all you get.

You should consider telling sluts that you're a virgin. They're hard to find and it's always a pleasure to steal a wizard's magic.

>>681020305

I did that a few times. Never really met stereotypical sluts though.

>>680996147
What is your PhD in?

>>680995177
shit guys im going to be 20 in september, any german girl who wants to fuck?

>>681021293

Officially "Molecular Medicine" but let's face it, it's biology.

>>681021361

Fotze.

>>681006003
90's Thom yorke?!

>>681006363
>Never measured penis.
Yeah okay dude

>>681021985

Both of my fucking eyes are fucking functional!

>>681021747
ja bitte

>>681018416
I wish you the bests anon!

>>681017673
Ah yeah, I get that. You really need to get out, anon. Try a gym or anything. Yoga, saloon dancing, running with a group.

>>681021361
I feel like 20 year old and virgin isn't that weird at all

>>681022603
>>681021361
still, i just need to find a gf but my live situation is shit, i don't like clubing and as all 4chan users i am ugly

>>681022118
Sorry, man, I did't want to offend you. I love thom. And I like the stuff you write too, very thoughtful

>>681023493

Thom was the hero of my youth. So no offence taken.

>>681023068
but can you keep a conversation? do you have hobbies?

>>681023793
with the right person, the problem is i don't meet people near my age. i work with oldys