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>Revise 2nd Amendment to be as follows:
"A well armed populace being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear any arms they please, for any traditionally lawful purpose, including self defense, shall not be infringed." (Yes, /k/ reporting in)
>Revoke Women's Sufferage
>Women on welfare must fuck AT LEAST one taxpaying male a week, AND provide proof, in order to continue receiving benefits
>ENFORCE THE FUCKING LAWS ON THE BOOKS ABOUT IMMIGRATION
>Any corruption in Washington DC will be treated as treason, and punished by execution by firing squad
>Fuck Saudi Arabia and Israel. Worst fucking "diplomatic allies" ever.

>>680993197
Take my god damn vitamins

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>>680995042

>>680995420
Explain how I'm edgy, please? That wasn't edgy. If I had said something like "Kill all niggers, kikes, and spics" or "Deport feminists to the Middle East" you may have had a point, but I fail to see anything edgy about what I said.

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>>680995799
The surprise swastika is the best part TBH

>>680996017
This was funny, but what did you hope to accomplish by posting it?

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>>680996508

>>680997987
kek

>>680993197
We decide to put moot as president and hotwheels as vp

If dubs, joint war with Canada to eradicate Quebec.

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>>680997264
i fucking enyojed that one, thanks /b/ro

>>680998544
Nice

>>680993197
Make feminazis enemies of the state. Anyone who willingly turns themselves in will serve a mandatory 5 year prison term. Anyone that we have to hunt down will be guilty of treason and sentenced to death by snoo-snoo.

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>>680998620
noice

>>680993197
kill tumbler

>>680995042
Fellow /k/ommando
>this

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>>681001394
>maxium keks

national columbine day for my heroes

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> end interest slavery
> end corporate personhood
> create liveable wages by subsidizing income instead of raising minimum wage
> end federal drug laws and discrimination but allow states to decide on these issues (within the realm of the 14th amendment)
> lower tax on bussinesses that hire exclusively in US
> end fracking
> repeal 16th amendment and create a flat tax, that starts at 45,000 a year
> give women six month maternity leave and men three month paternity

>>680993197
Actually you're more likely to die as a result of taking extra vitamins than not.
Unless you are literally eating nothing but 1 thing for your entire life you get enough vitamins from even a poor diet.
When you start taking extra vitamins you risk hypervitaminosis and if you take vitamins which include extra things like calcium you vastly increase your risk of kidney stones.

There is some pretty sketchy evidence that massively overdosing on vitamin C (2000% daily intake) can reduce the duration and severity of a cold but once again it's pretty sketchy.

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>>681002955
Nice dubs fellow Populiso Libertarian

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captcha really wants to make sure I'm not a robot

>>680995042
I disagree with some points but overall pretty good, I wouldn't change the second amendment, it's already good. Don't think women on welfare should have to fuck anyone. Other than that good job, also I really like the killing corrupt politicians by firing squad, very good.

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Shit like this is why I come to 4chan.

Keep up the good work, anon.

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>>680993197

1. Re-regulate bankers
2. Execute Blankfein from Goldman Sachs
3. Bring home ALL the troops, declare peace
4. Identify Israel as responsible for 9/11
5. End the "special relationship" with Israel
6. Arm the Palestinians to the fucking teeth
7. Station an aircraft carrier group off the coast of Gaza
8. Remove Israeli "settlers" and force them to replant Palestinian olive groves
9. Repatriate all niggers to Africa
10. Release all cannabis prisoners immediately
11. Legalize cannabis -- no laws govern it
12. Audit and abolish the "Federal" Reserve
13. End the Income Tax altogether
14. Rebuild US cities once the niggers are back in Africa
15. New 9/11 investigation with subpoena power
16. Release all JFK files (still secret?!)

That'll be a good first day. Before lunch.

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>>681005254
last one I'm afraid, but I got them from a thread where someone dumped like 50 pics of squirrels with pizza, so they're out there, somewhere, waiting to be found

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>>681005336

>>680998544
Checked

>>680996680
America ball has the worst fucking grammar I've seen in a while.

It's like that was written by a Russian who spoke about 4 words of English.

"Dis is how you say... Funny yes?"

1. Socialise healthcare
2. Illegalise guns
3. Legalise weed
4. Regulate banks
5. Make college free

>>681005008
Women on welfare violates the social contract. They get all the benefits of men, without having to deal with them. I think my way would encourage the solidification of the nuclear family, because nobody wants to fuck random strangers off the street.

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>>681006291
I count two mistakes.

>>681006007
where did you get that cartoon from?

>>680993197
Build a fucking wall. Then launch all the niggers over it

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>>681006941
probably here or r/polandball

>>681006792
Found the bernie supporter

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>>681006792
" Illegalise guns"

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>>681007912

Kek'd so hard

>>681006792
I never understood people who want to take away the right to own guns but allow pot.

They smoke now where it's most likely illegal. And it's easy to get. What makes them think getting guns would be any different?

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>>681006792

>>680998428
Still love this one. So bad ass, so fucking bad ass.

>>681008251
Because the same people who wants to ban guns are also the same ones that has never worked in a machine shop so they know nothing about how easy it is to build guns from scratch.

>>681008607
I think maybe all these people on both sides should try freedom.

I know this is cliche but it's how I feel.

"I just want gay married couples to be able to defend their pot plants with guns".

>>681004055
It's crazy, squirrels apparently love pizza. I have also witnessed this phenomenon myself.