Will i get back with my ex Vivian? I love her man

The girl that is basically my girlfriend will we be together for a long time?

will the flyers win this game

Op here, sorry AMA was cancelled due to unforseen events

Does my future look bright, or am I hearing for a total shit storm?

So if you are clairvoyant, do you inherently never take action of any kind? Otherwise you would violate causality in either a negative sense or positive sense.

I guess a better question is why bait?

>>680993176
True OP here. There is no way to distinguish between me and imposters. Hopefully you can see who is me anyway.

Your ex has desires different from you. You and her just fundamentally don't think the same way. That wouldn't be what she wants, whether you already realize this or not. It's not looking likely.

>>680993072
Who is really the next president? What is their first mistake?

Hi clairvoyant, im dad

ds

>>680993278
Yes, but one day you will get bored of her and leave her for someone else. Hard to imagine, huh.

>>680993292
Yes

>>680993521
It's looking mediocre. I suggest you change that by putting more effort into everything you do.

>>680993605
It's too hard to explain. I can see things other people can't.

>>680993621
Hillary clinton. Putting people in jail for trying to rise against her.

will I win the lotto on Tuesday night?

when will i be in a happy relationship again or just generally happy

>>680994005
No

>>680994066
You'll realize how to be happy without one and then be happy

>>680994005
Screw this guy, will I win the lotto?

>>680994141
thats deep,but im afraid to end up alone.
i'm the type of guy that needs a relationship

>>680994144
You will win the lotto for $25 in 56 weeks and 4 days

You will never win more than that

>>680993072

What gender will the next person I sleep with be?

>>680993072
Is my 5.5" curved down penis deairable?

which rare fusion yugioh card did I pull today

amaze me

When will I next get laid?

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
What's my record?

Will everything be allright tomorrow?

Will I fuck up my life really hard?

>>680994412
Male

>>680994440
Saturday a month from now

>>680994611
You will struggle to get out of bed

>>680994615
With drugs
But then you turn around and make a decent life

>>680994141
I'm still going to play the lotto fuck you if I win

Ok OP, if you're clairvoyant, then what were my friends and I doing last night?

>>680994792
>Male
ha faggot

>>680993072
Will I top locals with my rogue deck next week?

will I go to the univ of my choice next year?

will I get back my ex?

>>680995061
no, I'm wrecking you with my secret pally :^)

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Will I become a famous rapper?

>>680994944
chiefing

>>680995111
No

>>680995159
No

>>680995230
No

>>680993072
Will it go well with the girl whos number I got last night?

What is clairlivoyant??

>>680993072
Will the lawsuit be filed?

>>680994946
Maybe it's you i'll be fucking ^_~

>>680995366
someone who guesses random stuff about people

>>680993072
will the things i asked from the 8ball come true?

>>680995212
I hope you're just trying to ruse me because I ain't falling for that bait.

>>680995566
Triple dubs checked

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What will I become?

>>680995684
that's cheating

>>680993072
Will someone ever love me?

>>680994571
80

>>680993072
Should I move?

Will the water in my ankle go away by itself?

>>680995553
Ty anon

>>680995331
You're gonna be too pushy and fuck it up

>>680995371
Yes

>>680995566
I don't know

>>680995743
A sudden success. You'll take an opportunity suddenly given to you and do better than you expected

>>680993072
Tell me something interesting about me? Do I need to provide any additional info? I just wanna know if your powers are true homie.

If you're clairvoyant then what the fuck am I doing tomorrow? And what's my dream job?

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>>680995924
I never got to 25.

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>>680996044
Will I win the lawsuit?

>>680993072
Will our love be enough to allow the distance to not be a big issue?

>>680993072
Which nationality would my wife be from?

>>680996044
fuck that sounds about right. Thanks faggot

Am I really cursed OP?

>>680995678
1v1 me with irl cards see what happens

>Who am I? None of your business

>>680993072
when will a girl swallow mu load?

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How do i become omnipotent?

>>680993072
Will the water in my ankle go away by itself? Or do i need to take the treatement?

lottery winning numbers?

>>680993072
will that girl give me a blowjob at the table?

>>680993072
Predict your post number.

>>680993072
I'm so tired every day, and I only grow more exhausted. In my dreams I'm happy, or at least not miserable, but they fleeting and I wake up even more depressed that it was all just a joke constructed in my head to get my hopes up.

Tell me when this hell is over.

>>680993072
Have you already replied to me?

Should I move back? Also will Lyndsey ever stop being a bitch?

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>>680996044
What will I become a sudden success in?

What race the girl I will date?

I fell in love with my best friend. Does she love me too?

Will the girl I am dating be the one I marry?

>>680996761
This. Become the legend of /b/ or show everyone that you're a fraud

>>680995969
Yes. If you stay actually your house will catch fire. And it's better to move for the more obvious reasons too.

>>680995972
Yes but tell a doctor.

>>680996279
No.

>>680996333
Yeah. Though it will be hard.

>>680996385
You may be surprised but she's Mexican.

>>680996424
No!

>>680996743
No

>>680997147
Don't move back. And she's not worth your time

>>680997322
Asian

>>680997355
Nope

How does my future look?

>>680997156
You have always been a success, anon. Every day you are successful in your special talent. I can think of no one who jacks off as feverantly or with as much vigor as you do.

You are successful OP. 'Bate on, you glorious man, you king of kings.

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>>680996761
>>680997387
>not realizing we're just having fun
>being a massive faggot instead of playing along

>>680993072
What is a clairvoyant exactly?

Should i or shouldn't i?

>inb4 should you what?
You know what.

How does my future look?

>>680997500
And how about me? Am i cursed?

>>680997542
Filled with you accepting the status quo. You need to challenge yourself more. Do new things. Fight to be different.

>>680997697
I can kind of see the future.

>>680993072
I play Burning Abyss what's your deck?

>>680997697
I foresaw that you would ask this. I didn't need to be a clairvoyant for that though, you're just fucking retarded.

Now leave this thread and don't ever talk to me or my son again.

>>680997815
Don't dude. You know you shouldn't.

>>680997864
No.

Which university should I go to?

Why is she ignoring me now? will she ever tell me?

>>680993072
When do I next get the sex

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>>680997641
Silly mortal

>>680997872
That's intriguing, when did you realize you had the ability?

>>680993072
Can you see anything about my romantic relationships?

>>680996424
>>680997500
You said I am not cursed yet I noticed I'm the only one with an ! Mark? Please I keep seeing this figure who appears to be like death and a psychic told me to leave as soon as I shook their hand. I'm scared.

What number / color am I thinking of as I wrote this, and what is the field that I want to go into next year?

>>680997830
>How does my future look?

Well faggot?

>>680993072
Shouldn't you just be spouting answers without the need of hearing the question if you're clairvoyant?

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>>680993072
Will i get into IIT?

>>680998047
>You know you shouldn't.
Yeah, you're right.

>>680998256
You're fine. It's buttaids of the brain.

>>680993072
Why u such a huge cuck in dota?

Will the girl I like ask me to the dance? (Details)

Hi OP,
You are all powerful.
Do I start a text the romantic interest tomorrow or wait to see her during the week?

I think my ex Emily is still into me, but I dunno if I should keep talking with her or if theres a chance :/

>>680998369
No. You're not even trying; if you were, you would, because its a shitty school with the only exclusivity factor being a beating heart and a fist full of cash.

What's the name and ethnicity of the next girl that'll date?

What will my ratio of sex with women to men be?

Will i ever get a chance?

>at what
You know

>>680997500
I.....
HOLY FUCK
I have been having that feeling, that it will burn on accident. I've been unplugging everything at night. I'm officially spooked. Where should I go? I have two places in mind, if you say one of the two I may shit an actual brick!

>>680998452
My son, you are a poor Dota player today. But you could become great, beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is get gud.

Thanks for answering, OP >>680997332

>>680996869
I've waited patiently. When does my suffering end?

>>680993072
hey op who'll win the FIFA eurocup this summer ?

Will I survive Italy?

>>680998699
Go to the eastern location

>>680987752
When will i die?

Did Rebecca lose all interest in me? And if you are a real clairvoyant, whar's her second name?

>>680993072
When will I lose my virginity? I'm 18

What should I do about the state of my mind?

>>680998111
Trips hear my question
I mean, i know she said i didn't gave her enough time, but we are on a completely different moment of our lives right now. I thought we could at least keep a little of a friendship

>>680998881
Anon, you will live a thousand lives. In many, you shall die in Italy, but in some you shall succeed. This is how Medal of Honor: Vanguard works. You will continue to re-spawn.

Never give up, anon.

>>680998972
At this rate it wont happen, get out there and do more about it

>>680998100
Penn State. They have what you want.

>>680998111
You are too pushy. She will beat around the bush about it and until she tells you, you must realize that you make her feel uncomfortable.

>>680998116
A while from now.

>>680998143
When I realized I can predict things much better than most people

>>680998251
I see that you lack confidence in areas that others may not initially notice when meeting you.

>>680998256
It is not something to fear. You likely have powers of your own. They told you to leave because they recognize this, and do not want to be outdone, or outted as a fake.

>>680998466
No. You've got to prioritize, rather than wait.

>>680998500
Wait to see her during the week for best results. Whether or not you can hold back enough to do what's right is in your hands.

>>680998656
Honestly in the end of your life, you will have many bouts of women in a row, then men in a row. It will wind up being about 50/50 but I'd say more women than men

>>680998856
When you stop seeking help from other ordinary people and learn to help yourself differently from how most do. From there you will improve yourself tenfold.

>>680998881
Yes but it is shit. But you will learn so much from it and not regret it.

>>680998972
19

>>680993072
Will i be a rockstar?

>>680993072
Will they discover the corpse?

>>680998915
Well. That's what I was hoping for...
I'm still wondering if you're real.

>>680993072
How old am I?

>>680993072
I really want to get on with this shitty life. For now, I need my sexual needs satisfied. Can you tell me if there is a girl in my friend/acquaintance circle that would do the job? Thanks.

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>>680993072
Who will die this season?

Thx for the answer >>680998695

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>>680997500
Just like the last girl I dated. Guess I have yellow fever.

Will I pass the test?

is trump going to win the presidency i want to relax already

It's been 8 years, will she fall for me again?

>>680999381
There isn't.

>>680999475
Yes

>>680999528
No

>>680999207
im actually not 18 i am 38 and already lost my virginity last year so OP is lying and a faggot

>>680999243
No, but don't give up you hobby. You will meet someone very important due to it. But don't fucking not go to school or bet on that as a career because it will not work out the way you hope.

>>680999245
Of course.

>>680999381
Your sexual needs are too niche to be fielded among your friend circle. Even if there was someone, you likely would not be able to convince them to satisfy those needs.

>>680999475
Yes! Work hard though.

>>680999528
No, no, no, and no.

>>680999622
Nope

>>680999528
He said Hilliary will win
>>680993937

will i find that girl?

>>680999634
kek trump is going to be your next president dipshit, better get used to it

>>680999281
Honestly I'm not the OP but according to them, I have powers of my own and I'm feeling the eastern location is best for you. Good luck and godspeef

>>680999207
>you must realize that you make her feel uncomfortable.
Well. That is a really bad ending for a good story.
I'm doing really great in my without her, though, it's just that i didn't expected it to end up like that. so i'm just going to get on with my life, full cold shoulder on her.

Thing is, i'm moving to where she is to get on with my studies; are there any chances to see a friendship again? I'm not talking about love, i can't see her like that anymore anyways

>>680999814
Please anon will i get a chance?

>>680999702
it will be hard for her to win with federal charges for gross negligence of classified material, so no, she is most def not going to win

>>680999207
>I see that you lack confidence in areas that others may not initially notice when meeting you
Thanks for the answer, I still don't really know what to do though

>>680993072
Which branch should i opt electrical or mechanical engineering?

>>681000033
chemical engineering, more money in it son

>>680999687
and should i keep doing my hobby [running] will something happen because of it? like meet someone.

>>680993072
When will my acne go away?

>>680999687
>>680999381
If that is true, can you describe a person that can actually do it?

What comedian am I watching/listening to right now?

>>680999915
destiny is a fickle thing, odds are in your favor if you choose the queen over the aces. You should know what this means

>>680999687
Dude, you are fighting against the simpsons on the clairvoyancy apartment. You can't win.

How do you do with other sensitives?

Will i get a job in the field of work in studying?

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>>680993072
Will I ever get to fuck pic related?

>>681000241
I know what you mean, thank you

>>680993072
Will I grow the testicular fortitude to kill myself within say, the next five years?

>>681000230
You find this topic funny

>>680993072
Hey will I ever find my special someone?

Has Kay slept with mike?

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>>680999975
I hope you are right but he answered my question with an answer that seems likely.
MAGA

>>680999389
Arya shall go blind; Jon Snow shall live again and kill many; Varys shall help Tyrion to rule in Khaleesi's absence; the dragons shall go to Westeros and rain fire.

Will I bang the girl I'm going to prom with?

>>680993072
Okay OP, I'm Asian( not Chinese) so the girl I'm going to marry what will be her ethnicity?

Will i return whit mi ex wife despite all the cheating she made?

>>680993072
When will i lose my virginity?
Will it be with chiara?

Will I ever stop being such a faggot?