fake

where do you live?

he probably found a hotter chic than you.

>>680989155
nope

go on tinder and find another fuckboi, you ugly slut.

>>680989402
what a pussy.

>>680989297
he had a gf tho, maybe that was his problem. Still, he was the one who wanted it

Fake.

>>680989263
germany, cologne

Fingers in pussy with timestamp

>>680989886
Köln, interessant. Düsseldorf hier.

>>680989671
love you, too, Baby

Write Fran on paper and it's cummies time

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>>680989819
I've posted three days in a row here now and always w/ tits and timestamp so dont annoy me

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>>680990352

>>680990925
Thanks nigga

You have amazing tits, he really did miss out.

Could you write syrup on a sign for research purposes?

>>680990925
picture of wet pussy

Mach mal Foto von dir in deiner Unterwäsche.

>>680989972
Student?

>>680991320
Ja. Du auch?

>>680991320
west-rheinisch?

>>680991272
thanks haha

>>680990925
Face and tits. Now.

>>680991421
Bald. Fange nächstes Jahr an

Was ur face prolly

>>680991440

why are you such a stupid whore OP?

ever heard of tinder?

>>680991546
Was und wo?

>>680991534
yeah of couse gonna show face stupid motherfucker

what is your snapchat?

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>>680989402
You know... that's really disgusting, OP. Are you actually surprised he stood you up?

>>680991601
lmao of course. It wasn't even my intention to hook up when I posted here, he just asked

>>680988947
Your good behaviour posting tits before asking for attention is really appreciated.

>>680990925

You look decent, what makes you think he didn't show?

>>680991704
Love you too

>>680988947
Doesn't look like he missed out on much

>>680991872
He has a gf and probably dicked out because he had a bad feeling or smthn

>>680991843
I learned from my /b/ros

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What state you live in?

>>680991641
What the fuck this you say bitch? Take your fucking saggy tits and horse face out of my /b/. You stupid fat cunt

>>680988947
seems like he just used you to have a nice fap. and you're the dumbfuck that fell for it.

>>680992177
lmao beef

>>680988947
Looking at those tits, he dodged a bullet if you ask me.

>>680992165
she said>>680989886

>>680991941
Having that said, I'd fuck you.

>>680992347
Kek this. After he came he realized he didn't actually want to fuck op

>>680991622
Köln, Technische Hochschule Architektur, als Plan B Kunst und germanistik auf lehramt

>>680992540
Thanks, I'd let you fuck me if you promised to be nice and not insult me

>>680992347
Fapping when u can get actual pussy is kind of stupid. Esp. with a fenanon, cause they tend to be batshit crazy haha.

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>gymfag

>>680992701
Sure. But you're so ugly and desperate you'd let a mangy dog fuck you.

>>680992165
>state
>implying OP is an Americunt

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köln ist gar nicht mal so weit weg...zu schade das ich keine "gymfag" bin.

>>680992855
naahhh, I surely come off as slutty but if you knew me you'd never guess that i post such shit on the internet

>>680992824
>cause they tend to be batshit crazy haha
then it would be the smart choice you retarded dumbfuck...

>>680992701
Yes, problem there is that the aim would be for you to not let me fuck you. The insults are in the package. Slut.

>>680992909
was bist du dann?

Catfishman!

>>680993037
cool story

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>>680988947
Can we see your pussy please princess?

Ich bin nächtes WE in Köln. Lege im Odonien am Freitag auf. Können was starten wenn du Bock hast. Hab kein Snapchat. Wie wäre es mit kik?

>>680990925
I'll believe it when I see your ass time stamped and a sharpie in your pooper.

Hast du jetzt mit deinem Freund Schluss gemacht oder willst du ihn doch betrügen?

>>680992988
I bet you wear low cut jeans with a whale tail sticking out just to get people to look at you. And they do. In disgust.

>>680988947
lmao write another greentext of something that has happened
moar pics

>>680993303
Don't. You'll regret it.

>>680993098
27 jahre, 187cm, 114kg bärmodus (packe täglich 12,8 tonnen steinen mit den händen trinke aber gerne bier und esse gerne ungesund), rasierter kopf, großer bart, 16 cm.

I like all these people talking, like they'd ever turn down a girl willing to fuck them...

>>680992992
>>>680992824 (You)
>>cause they tend to be batshit crazy haha
>then it would be the smart choice you retarded dumbfuck...
I see you've never been with a crazy girl before? We were talking fucking, not a long term relationship you fuck wad. Anyways, crazy girls are awesome in bed. Fucking glorious. Just don't get em preggers.

>>680989402
Good god go on a diet you fat bitch

>>680993536
You just showed how desperate you are you poor nigger

>>680992889
>implying state can only be United States

>>680993573

Actually, I'been with a crazy girl for the last six years, specifically because of the fucking.

>>680991704

top kek

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>>680988947
It's not Wednesday my dudes

>>680988947
>this guy really missed out on something
meh

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>>680993353
from yesterday, wont do that again

>>680993358
i actually wear waist high jeans and am not an attention whore irl

>>680988947
yeah, I remember that guy who was posting his weightlifting "transformation" picture.
must've been a fucking idiot to pass you up

>>680992177
You're the kind of beta faggot that sleeps with their fedora on aren't you :)

>>680993912
You've got more folds in your back than a British bulldog

>>680989402
Someone repost?

>>680994053
>being this butthurt
Poor anon...

I am ay lmao at u OP u fegit
With your tiny buppers
Pssh

>>680994010
Haha you wear mom jeans.

>>680989402
what was this picture?

>>680993912
Judging by your areolas you used to be fat and lost weight, didn't you? Like 30+ pounds?

>>680993825
how i love /b/
>>680994053
bruh, ever tried to bend your back like that???

OP, scheiß auf die faggots. Poste mehr Fotos von dir! Bist heiß, baby.

>>680994046
Excuse me? I place my fedora on a bedside table when I go to sleep. Sleeping with it on will only ruin it.

>>680994053
>>680994173
>>680993577
>>680992855
>>680991601
Samefag

>>680994264
ummm nah. i lost maybe about 8 pounds, not 30

>>680994360
That wouldn't be a bad thing. Ever.

>>680994158
Uhhh how is that butthurt?

>>680994272

>>680989402
someone repost this please?

>>680988947
That sucks op, come cam for us instead, it'll be more fun

I
Can
Haz
Chat
.com/
thepartyzone

If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam

>>680994454
Lose moar

>>680994030
he → >>680992842

>>680994590
best idea in this thread so far

>>680988947
Alt?

>>680994398
Don't make yourself look like an idiot

>>680994590
yeah op, come cam

>>680994590
this

>>680994174
your mom is my role model<3

>>680994590
Go there and cam OP. Get the fuck out of /b/. We have enough landwhales here

>>680994454
don't listen to these guy's. you have a beautiful body

>>680993356
schluss gemacht.
>>680993341
wie alt?

>>680994590
Get in here OP, show me dem titties.

>>680994882

What he said

>>680994590
cam, go

>>680994260
>>680994748
come on, was it a picture of op? I missed it

>>680994925
27

>>680994590
surely op will bate for us on cam

>>680994590
waiting for OP to deliver....

>>680988947
He came to his senses and bailed. Fosho

>>680994882
Thanks but some people on /b/ not liking me doesn't break my heart. I am smart enough to know that beauty ideals vary for every one and there are enough guys who'd happily fuck me. Also, you guys don't see my face (logically) but I'd say I'm quite cute. Additionally, I may look a little chubby in the pics but I am 163cm and weigh 54 kg so my BMI is pretty good

>>680995323
p-u-s-s-y

>>680995323
>there are enough guys who'd happily fuck me
I am one of them

>>680995067
yeah , was a pic of OP

>>680995323
The voice of denial. And yeah, ugly guys would fuck ugly girls. And we have a lot of ugly guys here on /b/

>>680990925
damn nice tittays. come and join the other OP on cam
>icanhaz
>chat.com/thepartyzone

>>680995323

Skinny is boring. You look gorgeous

>>680995499
cute<3

Where you live op?

>>680995323
Gawd this is absolute cringe. I just mentally puked OP

Muestre mas por ejemplo tu vagina

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>>680993469
Mhh, das heißt wohl nein, na dann bleibt es bei handbetrieb.

>>680995611
duuuubs
get in there op

>>680995501
I found it in the archive. I thought it looked good. I like those nipples

>>680995540
I am not im denial lmao. I work out 4 times a week like most people advise on here when someone has like 2 grams too much fat on them. But you don't immediately see results. Sometimes /b/ is a mystery to me

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My waifu is more prettier than you hoe

>>680994590
thisssssss

>>680994590
get in here op

>>680996064
Bro this is so cringeworthy it's actually painful.

>>680995728
My life goal is now fulfilled

>>680995749
Bro your nuts are tiny.

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>>680994567
>>680994134
>>680994260
>>680989155

>>680995323
You should tits.

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>>680990925
nice bellybutton, you should come show it off at
>icanhaz
>chat.com/
>titsorgtfo

>>680996030
Looks like you don't know /b/ at all. 4 times a week? You're bullshitting. When did you start? Yesterday? Go fuck yourself.

>>680995749
bist mir bisschen alt, süßer

>>680996363
i know right, it is what it is. i like my dick.

>>680996339
ITT:

>People who are far below OP's standards tell OP she isn't up to their standards.

This shit is straight faggotry.

>>680996450
cam cam cammmmmmmm

>>680996539
some people have a hard time losing weight even though they exercise. she isn't fat

>>680996706
You're confused. Those below OPs standards are the ones kissing her fat ass. The rest of us are being straight with her and letting her know she is shit quality.

>>680996658
Yeah my nuts are disproportionately large so I have no room to talk, really

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>>680995749
look at those little peanuts
TOP ZOZZLE

>>680996539
nah, actually for a year now. If I'm too fat for you rn you should've seen me before..

>>680996958
>kissing her fat ass
if only I could. I'd spread her cheeks and kiss her right on the hole

>>680996654
kein ding, hoffe du findest hier noch deinen spaß.
>>680996963
meeeh, who the fuck cares. no use to worry about shit you can't do anything about.

>>680996958
Fair. I'm not buying that all of the haters are 7/10+, though.

>>680996923
You need to raise your standards. It'll boost your self confidence

>>680988947
Wohne in Köln aber denke ich bin zu jung für dich (20 Jahre alt), Argentinier

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>>680997027
you just hurt my feelings, i hope you feel bad about it...i will now sit down in a corner and cry...while touching my lil ballsies.

>>680997066
Thanks but don't think I'd want to.

>>680996450

lets see some booty femanon

>>680997414
heat them up with a blow dryer and try stretching them

>>680997554
is coming

>>680997813
nice. I've been waiting for this since last night

You are extremely average, the new white knight fags may drool over you, but holy fuck you need work

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>>680997630
>and try stretching them
the balls or the sack? i am confused.

GIVE ZEE INSTRUCTIONS FAGGOT

>>680997911
the sack

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ITT: buncha white knighting newfags and a attention seeking woman who uses /b/ as her personal bloggpage.

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>>680998059
but that won't make my marbles any bigger...

the only thing that would make them grow is testicular cancer, should i give that a try?

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>>680998273
hah no worries, today's my last time posting as OP here

>>680995749
Post more I would milk this dry :^)

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>>680997901
sad, i wont give you anything new lmao

>>680998413
why? I like you

>>680998413
>>680998496
well, if it means anything, thanks for the pics. i liked them.

>>680998413
does that mean you gonna come cam? plz reply

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>>680998413
Whats even going on, you searching for a boytoy on /b/?

>>680998413
>>680998496
kannst immer noch anfangen auf /soc/ als camwhore dein unwesen zu treiben

Okay but one question: I understand that when only having sex most guys and girls rather chose someone who's a 10/10 and wouldn't even care abt personality etc. But what if your girlfriend started to put on a little weight (talking abt 10-15 pounds)? Seriously who would leave his girl for that

>>680998696
>>680998547
>>680998437
>>680998355
>>680997907
>>680997813
>>680997213
Lol faggots

This thread needs to 404 mods do it

>>680998496
sorry to hear that. I enjoyed the pics you did post tho. I think you have a pretty nice body.

>>680998904
why the fuck am i in there. meanie.

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>>680994398

newfag

>>680998704
nah, just trolling a bit here & there

Am Kölner HBF sollen notgeile Marroks rumlaufen. Mach dir doch so einen klar zum Ficken.

>>680999068
Cause youre a faggot obviously.
Seriously, how hard was that to understand when i literally called you a faggot in the reply you fucking faggot.

OP is fat and ugly, everyone in this thread who thinks otherwise has low standards and probably fucks land whales on the daily.

OP, gymfag didn't miss out on shit, he would've been settling by a fucking mile if he smashed your ugly ass. Go to the gym, get a boob job for those sad sacks of shit, and try to be less conceited when you're fucking disgusting.

I'm going to miss you Op, I will never forget you. I was in all 3 of your threads you made

>>680998904
What, you assembled white knights, people insulting op & a literal faggot trying to suck a dick in to the same category.

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>>680999292
that's so uncalled for. suck on my tiny nuts.

>>680999365
very nice of you, thanks

>>680999341
she's a nice person. you'd like her if you had been in all of her threads. Last night was the best one

Füße?

>>680999571
Thanks you!!!! Oh my god, I'm so happy that someone has some empathy & sympathy

>>680999512
he'll have to find them first. He'll probably need a microscope

>>680999781
according to this guy >>680997630 he just needs a blow dryer

>>680999571
Okay? Congratulations?
Did I once mention her personality??
Hookups and one night stands don't factor in how nice of a person someone is, faggot. She's ugly bottom line. Sure, I bet OP is quite a nice person, and sucks she couldn't bang this dude, but to be conceited about it when she looks like shit? She needs to step the fuck off her high horse.

>>681000037
what do you care if she has confidence in the way she looks? If she's happy with herself and has self esteem than good for her, it's nobody's place to judge her on that. If you don't like the looks of her than just don't look

>>681000037
I'm sorry that I came off as conceited but why I meant with "missing out" wasn't me being like "IM SO HOT HE MUST FUCK ME" but rather "Man I would've loved having sex with him and doing what he wants."
I wouldn't say I'm perfect but I'm no boring in bed either. #notmeantinaconceitedway