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Canada thread,

Report in on this beautiful Spring day niggers

613/705 What are you getting up to on sunday Canadanons, family? friends? perhaps a fun day with a special someone?

Share friends, let us converse.
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>>680988896
Winnipeg represent

Just getting moving

Gonna go score some oxy
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>>680989061

OP here, new to the 613, wish i could find some oxy for myself. just coolin out with the girlfriend today, waiting in Kronos WoW que,
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>>680989061
Try some weed faggot

Oxy for recreational use
Super gay
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>>680989490
>Oxy recreationally
>world of Warcraft enthusiast

Kill yourself
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>>680989620
>>680989749

Everyone likes different things anon, different stores for different folks and all that, no need to be rude friend.

Settle in, get comfy, what are you up to today
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Soooo any bi or gay guys in 902 or Halifax that are very hung?
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905 here
don't mind me
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>>680990535

enjoying the weather anon?
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I'm going to continue getting day drunk and fucking some girl I hate. Tips? Trips? Continue taking sips?
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>>680988896
289 Brampton reporting in
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604
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>>680991184

how's the Halal food and Brown people music?
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403. Stuck in the college.
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>>680991457
Pretty tasty
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>>680991457
Thankfully, I live in an area that is predominantly white.

>>680991666
and yes, Satan, you're right.
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>>680990535
also in that 905
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506 Reporting.
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>>680988896
705 Highlander checking in. Spent the day doing yeardwork. Fuck my life
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I feel like we need some nudes up in this joint
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north vancouver here, ready to longboard hard
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450 reporting in here. Watching the flyers hopefully beat the capitals. Smoking weed and relaxing.
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250 reporting.

Moving on the 1st so I'm just packing and rocking out.
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>>680993424
Kill yourself. I bet you vape too, faggot.
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>>680993347
I could send you pictures of my penis
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>>680993739
I accept
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>>680993723
Hey there bud not the same guy buy you need to chill hard. Grab a drink and a seat and tell us bout your day anon
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>>680993347

Any Kingston nudes floating around?
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>>680993723
kek
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>>680993817
You just called my bluff mon ami. You'd need a microscope to see it anyway
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>>680993839
You should take your faggot ass longboard and ride it off a cliff.
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587 Calgary here.

Born in Kelowna. Calgary drivers are the worst. Please god tell me that this is as bad as it gets, and that the other provinces are more normal.
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>>680994189
Don't own a longboard. If I did I tho probably would avoid cliffs.
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Any Montreal south Shore or north Shore fags?
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>>680994298
Nope. Quebec here pretty bad drivers. But Ontario and the maritimes. Don't even get me started.
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>>680994421
Do you vape? Can you blow FAT CLOUDS? Are they SICK?
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>>680994834
Top KeKS. Really not the same anon but I'll play along. I blow cape clouds that are gnarly after I tear up the concrete shredding down the street on my board
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>>680994298
Hey! Spend a lot of time in Calgary, yup they're bad! Toronto may be worse though
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306 here
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604 north van vape nation longboard squad
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>>680995009
This is a culture and I love it because others can not handle it.
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>>680995518
Because its ToO sIcK
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28 m Toronto 416 647

Any furfags out here?
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>>680995638
Kill yourself
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>>680995145

I just wanna live somewhere that people signal when changing lanes, and shoulder check. is that so hard?
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416 west end but i wanna be a north van gangsta rapper cuz im g even though i spend my welfare chex on expensive belts
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any 613 fags got painpills?
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NL here. Chillin on the rock with beers and green. Loving a civilized but not overpopulated living area.
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905 bifag in hamilton area
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>>680995009
check out my soundcloud bruh i make some sick beats
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>>680988896

519/226 here. it's 13 out and I'm sitting here. What did you guys have for lunch?
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>>680988896
613 cap city, downloading my podcasts then off to work.
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604 dude here. Chillin in my undies, nursing a solid hangover. Big day.
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>>680996574
Sitting in Montreal, had beer for breakfast and lunch.

I feel a little light headed, maybe I should eat something

Poutine perhaps?
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>>680997329

Maybe. I had some bacon with eggs and toast. Got any local restaurants around?
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306/Regina here
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>>680997470
>Montreal
>local restaurants
Are you seriously asking that or trolling?
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>>680997518
Wuttup 306 moose jaw here
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>>680997599

Never been to Montreal, pal. I've never even left Ontario :(
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>>680991581
403 calgary SE reporting in
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Victoria

https://youtu.be/vdIrKPXCBpo
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Hi canadians. I am an american who has lived all over the country and lived in switzerland and germany. I want to settle down permanently in a place similar to Montana in the US but with less of the bullshit. What would be the best place to try and relocate to if I want just a log-style cabin type house with no neighbors but still be within an hours drive of groceries/bars/etc?
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>>680997932
Come move to souther saskatchewan.
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>>680997470
get off your ass and go to joe beef right now
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>>680997599
Cant walk two minutes downtown without walking past a restaurant.
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>>680998110
is labrador livable at all? It looks beautiful there but i'm not clear if it's only aboriginals living there or if you can actually make a legit living
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>>680995281
>>680997518
306 as well, I can't comment on the weather cause I don't know what it looks like outside
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>>680998110
saskafaggots, fucking rough riders fans are like locusts
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506 here
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>>680993129
>506
Another 506 reporting as well. What part?
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613fag here. Got oxy but Im saving it for my next shift
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514
Sitting in the west island with all the jews and wealthy immigrants and having to block out the planes flying over my place into trudeau airport.
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>>680997470
There is an awesome bakery about 100 meters away from my appartment, but no poutine

>>680997599
If you've never been to Montreal, you can't comprehend how awesome it is

>>680997683
You should take some time in your vacations this summer to drive east my friend

>>680998249
>two minutes
45 seconds, ftfy
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>>680998412
>506 as well
Reporting
>moncton
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>>680997932
You want the interior of BC for sure. Really cheap. (Not like van and Vic) and great mountains for your cabins
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>>680998321
Rough riders games are always the best to go to because there's always guaranteed to be an ass besting of someone who isn't a rough rider fan, especially a stamps fan
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Calgary here
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>>680998780
>>680998377
saint john here
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>>680990535
>>680990847
>>680991933

Whereabouts my fellow 905s
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>>680998286
not as many aboriginals as saskatchewan. We got some crazy NdN's down here. labrador or newfoundland is beautiful. If you want a good place to live go to B.C.
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>>680998795
thanks friend. I'll look into it
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>>680997932
Couple good options:
Want good good prices with everything except mountains? Pick any small town south of Ottawa and north of Toronto, anything in between. Gorgeous quiet woods locations. Hope you like mud racing, friendly hicks, and hockey.

Want mountains? Small bc town. Golden? Sure. Kelowna? Alright. Waterton? Technically Alberta but nice!
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>>680998321
Very true
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>>680998872
how many riders fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

>one too many
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>>680998908
weed in st john any good or you guys starting to dry up out there to?

>not talking about the indoor
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>>680996181

What's good 905er
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>>680998876
where abouts
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>>680988896
>tfw no gf
Fortunately, a party tonight
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>>680999200

SE near the new hospital you?
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>>680998377

Me too! Fredericton.
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>>680999104
i don't mind hick stuff at all, and I grew up worshiping the pittsburgh penguins. Mario Lemieux is my idol. I think Wayne Gretzky should burn in hell though which might offend some canadians, I don't know.
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>>680989490
Perth here
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>>680998412

Fredericton.
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>>680999149
The amount of pilsner that must get drank at each rider game must be nuts
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905 hammer and DJ Danny D
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>>680998286
Like the maritimes? Labrador is quiet, just like you want, pretty cold and always surrounded by quebec, but livable sure! Newfoundland, PEI and Cape breton are nicer.
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>>680999162
saint johns pretty dry atm, but sussex always seems to have some, and if you're desperate enough rothesay always has some
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>>680999304
se, prestwick, enjoying the gloony weather?
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>>680988896
It's fucking raining
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Winnipeg reporting in.

Fuck is with this cold ass weather coming back all the time?
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>>680999457
yeh, I'm surprised how fast all the outdoor went this year, all the dealers are pretty much gonna jack the price of dro kush and stuff to 60$ a Q, kinda shitty
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Hooyah
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>>680999508

About as much as putting my dick in the toaster. Yeah you're right near me
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>>680988896
519 reporting in with a broken ankle watching daredevil on the deck with a few beers
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>>680999343
Nope Canadian here. Hate Wayne Gretzky with a burning passion
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>>680999911
MARIO LEMIEUX WAS BEST
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>>680999911
Woah dubs to quad check'd
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>>681000055
Again
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>>681000055
It proves Gretzky was a mad faggot. And same to you. Dubs to quad
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>>680999911
he was a good player for sure, but i just hate his attitude and peoples' refusal to acknowledge that he had a god-tier supporting cast, while not even coming close to battling through mario's health problems. Mario is a true class act and I feel honored I got to meet him when i lived in pittsburgh
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>>681000336
He was a great for sure but if he played in the league today hed be a third maybe fourth liner. If lemieux played today hed still be a first liner. Gretzky was lucky to have killer teams every season
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>>680991193
604, south van
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>>680999343
Ok congratulations! You have been placed in Almonte, Ontario! Located within Mississippi falls, Almonte is a gorgeous area. Very close to Ottawa, but you would never know this by the area, seems way too untouched by bullshit. The town also loosely claims to have invented basketball, so thats neat!
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>>681000539
i'm particularly passionate about it because i had to fight through the same type of cancer Mario did. It's a highly treatable cancer but i mean it's still cancer. I could barely function at work while I was undergoing treatment, the fact that he not only came back but was still near the top of his game was amazing and whether you think it's bullshit or not I credit what he did for helping me through it.
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>>681001149
Forgot pictures. This river runs through the town, and you have have a log cabin where either this or one of it's amazing creeks runs through your back yard.
In fact I remember driving though here and seeing an amazing house just like this. Let me see if I can find it on google maps...
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>>681001909
I have mental problems.
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519 Here London Ontario beautiful weather outside I was just out in the garage working on my Dodge earlyier had to replace two front Rotors and break pads, with my pa.

Now I'm rolling some joints and heading back out to the garage.

Probably fire up the BBQ after I got some chicken drumsticks, and breasts gonna put dry rub on 'em, wash 'em down with budweisers.
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>>681001909
sounds awesome. There are so many places on earth like this that would be perfect but have no jobs for me. We really need to start opening up to remote working. I could honestly do 90% of my current job from home never coming into the office, but nobody will hire you if you say you can hardly ever come in.
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>>681001003
Sucks for you
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>>681002159
iKR nobody wants to be from South Vanc,,, Id rather be in Delaware.
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>>681002138
What's your job?
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>>681002410
astrophysicist. I'm on my second postdoc in germany but am desperately searching for a permanent position somewhere
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>>681002355
What part of sv are you from?
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>>681002514
Lol good luck m8
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>>681002514
Wow. Now I really would like to see you in Canada. Do you work in a research facility or specifically an observatory?
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https://youtu.be/IFyU1kYQmtk
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>>681003190
i work for the max planck institute. I do numerical astrophysics so i can work anywhere as long as they have access to computing time. I've applied for CITA fellowships every time but keep getting shut down.
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>>681002514
Welcome to SNOLAB, Sudbury Neutrino Observatory! Located in Sudbury Ontario, a beautiful town surrounded in endless cottage country.
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306 Regina. Call of duty and coffee because my PC is too far to reach.
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>>680999911
Federov and Yz was my heroes.....err? A prairie boy cheering for Detroit?
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>>681003966
705 wtb
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>>680997518
Regina here aswell
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>>681003966
He's a house to your specs for sale in sudbury right now. Now Sudbury can be a tad cold in the winter, but this is an ideal place to settle down in. Low key and filled with gems.
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>>681003488
CITA is denying your fellowships? Have they given reasons?
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306 Sask nipawan
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>>681004834
Nah not me. Looking to improve the life of astrophysicsbro.
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>>680997703
Heh, I'll be moving to calgary SE in a week. How's traffic?
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250 Kamloops fag
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>>681006286
Were you born in Kamloops or moved?
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>>681006368
Born.
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>>680997518
306 Saskatoon
Looking for some quality herb
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In Brampton atm. 647 fag.
What's a small town in maple land I can move to to escape the littering and traffic hell here? I want kind people who will accept I'm just a skinny white nerd who wants a simple life. An hour drive for food is acceptable. Halp maple Bros?
No friends here either but no one here wants to have smash tournaments or anything remotely nerdy. It's all drugs or religious people.
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>>681006469
Would you recommend living there? If not is there anywhere in BC you would, and why?
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905 here

just doing some gardening
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>>680993545
Victoria??
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>>681007331
Can you describe your culture and personality?
We can find you your best small town, but the most important thing is to find people you will relate with, so honestly give us the good and bad about you.
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>>680988896
Toronto, reporting in.
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>>681007641
Well in the last couple years the side of town I live on is infested with meth junkies and they steal whatever they can get their dirty fragile hands on, nice place to live though beautiful city and plenty to do, people are pretty chill for the most part.
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>>681008425
Cool, except for the meth part. What's better, Kamloops or Kelowna? If I was to move to the area I don't know which town I would pick.
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