>>680982544
If you've got the money, Auto Blow 2.

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>>680982747
Is that a FL model?
What's it cost?

>>680982544
I have stoya destroy, buy it!

I bought one, always fapped with a deathgrip so it wasn't tight enough, but after using it for a while got real good. Hasn't lost any tightness. The more textured the inside the harder it is to dry out, but never too hard. I'm a wizard can't testify on anything else.

>>680982544
I like mine, they last, they stay tight, and they're decently easy to clean if you buy the cleaner made for it. They don't feel quite real, but they feel almost as good, especially if you warm it up by keeping it in hot water for like 20 min beforehand.

>>680982544
Do you really think anybody on /b/ with a fleshlight knows if they are close to the real thing?

>>680982857
Has anyone actually used something like that? if so, what was it like?

>>680983134
This guy gets it.

>>680982544
why not get a $20 from the sex shop. it will be exactly the same except the cheap one will break down in 5 months.
BTW go lose some weight getting some isnt hard

>>680983025
Thanks anon
Which model did u get?

>>680983189
>>680982857 is absolute garbage.

>>680983189
it doesnt work. The sponge material doesnt hold up like silicon
>your just going to ramming ur dick into a cup

>>680983251
Lotus

>>680983134
comment of the week for sure
this is as true as it gets motherfuckers.

My girlfriend bought me a knock-off sleeve for when she's on shark-week and to be honest I almost prefer it to the real thing sometimes.
I also havn't fapped with my hands since she bought it.
I'd say it's definately worth it.

>>680983263
>>680983334
Oh, alright. Might experiment with slime sometime.
I have the recipe and materials.

>>680982857
>/thread'ing yourself

no fleshlights dont feel like the real thing. but it feels a little bit better than your hand for the first couple times.

>>680983263
>>680983334
feels better than your hand

>>680982544
There are tons of realistic ones that feel close if not just like the real thing everywhere now. FL sucks and is overpriced.

>>680983189
It can be pretty nice, but it takes some effort.

Use a flimsy plastic cup if you want to be able to squeeze and adjust the tightness.

Wet the sponges with hot water to make it feel warm.

If you don't feel like going through the hassle of washing it out every time; just buy a cheap box full of the gloves and replace it every time.

And of course; you need a good lube.

But if you're willing to do it all; it's much cheaper than buying one.

>>680983718
no it doesn't. Its a totally fail idea that doesnt work practically. Its not like the spong stays in place like you think it will.

>>680982544
I do not own one personally, but I have seen numerous threads asking the same questions.

I believe the majority of Anons feel that they are a great experience at first, but once the novelty wears off they decide that it is too much hassle to prep (warm/lube) and just go back to masturbating as they used to. Also virtually all lament the cleaning process.

Do they feel like the real thing? Most say close, but not anywhere near as good as a real vaggoo.

>>680983885
What are some of the realistic ones?

>>680983134
I have problems with manic episodes. Sometimes I am extremely violent, the overwhelming majority of the time though I just heavily abuse drugs and try to stick my dick in every girl that moves. Funny thing is getting laid is easy as fuck during those episodes because of the confidence I exude.

I have fucked about 20 girls unfortunately including a few prostitutes since the start of the year and I have a fleshlight chucklefuck. It has helped keep me from making reckless sexual decisions and knocking up some slag

>>680982544
Worth the money bro. I impulsively ordered one while drunk one night and forgot about it. Decided to fuck it, and then proceeded to fuck it a few more times immediately after.

Do they lose tightness or do they last? I don't know. Haven't had them long, but even know I struggle to come with a girl sometimes I can blow my load in a fleshlight in 10 minutes guaranteed.

Do they feel real? Not really. There isn't a person attached to it. It feels kind of like flesh but again, but what makes sex great is you are fucking someone. I think if you remove that aspect it feels much better than pussy.


I got Destroya first would say 9/10 feels amazing. I then also bought 2 more Obsession and Heavenly both feel great but not as good as Destroya imo.

>>680983718
Depends honestly.
Your hand can apply precise amounts of pressure, and rub in the right spots.
A fleshlight has to compete with someone who knows their own dick.
>>680983963
Would rubber bands help?
>>680983893
How's it rate compared to jerking it?

Feel pretty accurate to me. Probably closer to a really good blow job. After a year or so my katsumi fleshlight is still fine.

Sometimes i choose the fleshlighy over a hooker. Tiits tighter and its free.

>>680982857
should use oobleck

>>680983508
>Might experiment with slime

Will you share your recipe for slime with us?

You'd be a god among men in this thread if you did

>>680983476
Wouldn't surprise me. If you are just looking to get your rocks off with something better than your hand a flesh light is better than poon tbqhfam

I've had experience with FL/Tenga and I would say if your looking to just wack one off, get a tenga, somewhat easier to clean and feels better.

But, on the other hand, fleshlights (but probably any soft onahole) can be rolled into sheets/covers and you thrust instead of using your hands, it's a better experience

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>>680982544
I received mine this week and it's good.
You should buy one like in the picture, it has a mouth and a pussy.
The only set back is that you have to use lube.
So i've ordered lube specifically for fleshlights made on waterbasis.
I hope these are better than regular lubes on waterbasis, because lube, kind of, dries up fast.
Anybody else experiencing the same problem?

>>680984174
2.5 OZ of glue
1 cup of water
1/2 tsp borax
You need 2 bowls, 2 spoons.
Mix half the water with the glue
Mix the other half with the borax.
Then combine the 2.
Can make more, but you need to stick to the ratio.
More water = Flows better, becomes consistency of jizz.
Less water = Thicker, stiffer, constistency somewhere between jello and dough.
I would say fill a cup with thick slime, turn a ribbed condom inside out, wrapped around to prevent slime from escaping, use rubber bands maybe to help trap in slime. Push in the condom, pressure from the slime might make it hard, but pressure's what you want. Then maybe thinner slime might work as lube? I don't know, I just used the slime to make magnetic slime, didn't test it's fuckability.

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I have a few onaholes.

love my lilith uterus. would recommend that over anything I own.

>>680984702
Lube dries up fast? Absolutely not. A real little squirt goes a long way here

Also i wouldn't recommend the one this dude posted. The end cap on a regular fleshlight creates a suction effect making it feel tighter. Hell maybe that's your problem, you are pushing the lube out the other end bro.

>>680984063
>How's it rate compared to jerking it?

IMO, unless I've got too much time on my hands it's not worth the effort compared to just jacking off. When you jerk it, you've got much more control.

For me, the homemade fleshlight is really just something to do when I'm bored and want to add spice to my lovely sex life.

>>680985001
If you look closer, it has spots where you can put a cap on.

>>680982544
i've had one since i was 15 (i'm 21 now) it says not to use with oil lubes or soap and i've been using that for years now. the sleeve is almost int he same shape as when it was new only it has discolored a bit

>>680985084
its about 3 times better than jerking it

>>680985135
Fair enough, I don't know what your lube problem is then. Spongy dick absorbing it all or some shit

>>680984052
>chucklefuck

>>680985001
water based lubes dry out quicker, not sure why anyone would buy it.

my gf used to jerk me off with Emu Oil, not sure what part of the Emu it came from. I've sampled many lubes and that one is by far and away the best for hand jobs and jacking it

>>680985696
That's why I use ranch dressing instead. Don't microwave it just let it sit in the water the fleshlight is warming in

>>680985696
water based lube is required for some toys.

I have a few different kinds of water based lube and I like them both. I personally never need to reapply but if the nice thing about water-based lube is that you can just put a few drops of water in the mix and it's revitalized.

>>680985084
homemade shit isn't any where close to what a real product is like lol

>>680985906
I like to use a salad dressing with some hot sauce mixed it, gives it a warm feel

>>680985951
no
this shit doesn't make sense. water is not a lubricant. this is literally blowing my mind

>>680985906
nice
anyone else use something out of the normal.
body oil is amazing too

>>680986121
>hotsauce
>warm feeling
Oh holy shit no.

>>680986121
Dude shut the fuck up.

Don't listen to this guy everyone if you have ever jerked off after eating some spicy food you know you want no part of hot sauce near your dangly shit

Ranch has a good consistency and everyone has some lying around. I tried ketchup too but it's like not mixed as well or something and doesn't work at all

>>680986273
>>680986121
I microwave a bowl of Icy/Hot and just go at it all night

i bought one preowned and now i have aids.
-jamaal

>>680986273
>>680986318
>he doesnt mix in paprika and pepper with his lube

>>680982544
yeah that shit is wild, first time tried it nutted in like 10 seconds

>>680986205
it's water based not water you fucking moron.

always wondered how does it work if you cum inside ? how easy it is to clean ?

>>680986375
>>680986431

Is your dick made of stone?
Are you so desensitized that you need to use some of the most painful shit ever in your lube?

>>680982544
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fucking betas.

>>680986205
Water lube is usually less sticky than oil or silicon based lubes and make less mess

>>680986476
You take it out, put it under a warm tap, let the residual flush out with the water then spray your hand with some cleaner and give it a fisting, flush water down again and leave to dry.

>>680985990
I wouldn't know; but it makes sense so I believe you.

>>680982544
Got the blowjob model, it feels 80% like the real deal, pretty easy to clean as well.
Dunno how long it will last, I only got mine for around a month or so. (so far no signs of wear)
Definitelly recommended.

>>680986547
>not shoving a ghost pepper down your urethra for that extra kinkyness

>>680986547
He probably needs to dip his applebag in a fire ant mound to get off

>>680986585
ahh I see, I'm looking these up now. less mess is nice

right now I use a mixture of half lotion and half body oil, it's like a perfect lube that doesn't need reapplication

I want a simpler solution though lol

>>680982544

OP you should buy a Tenga Flip Hole

Roughly the same cost, feels great, way easier to clean up, and it has a variety of texture and pressure.

I have both and I love the Tenga way more.

EVERYONE READING DON'T PUT PEPPERS ON YOUR DICK IT HURTS BAD LOST MY BROTHER THAT WAY

>>680986547
right when you cum, icy/hot on the balls and butthole

buckets man, buckets

>>680986900
then you just stick your dick in some milk if that happens

>>680986866
You can usually clean up water based lube with a wet cloth, it will even dry into things and leave no smell

Usually you can get saches online for like 50p

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this is my girlfriend jessica, thanks to her I'm not a virgin anymore

>>680986894
Consensus seems to be dude with tiny peckers prefer tenga and onaholes

so if you are bigger than around 5 inches youll probably be better off with fleshlight op

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bought one a year or two ago, used it a few times then the novelty wore off so haven't used it since.

Its better than your hand but super depressing when you have to clean it. I wouldn't bother even if you don't have a girlfriend

>>680987053
Okay enough joking

Real talk

If you get hot pepper on your dick milk will help... kind of. Also the liquid will make the heat spread everywhere.

If you get hot pepper on your dick, well prepare for shit to get fucked up for about 15 minutes.

Got habanero on my dick and all I could do is freak out for a while til it subsided.

2/10 experience overall

>>680987603
how does that rate on a x/7 scale? I'm not familiar with this x/10 scale you're using.

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>>680982544
fuck fleshlights, bad dragon, tenga...

just get an onahole. there's a ton of different kinds and they're much cheaper than the alternatives. from what I hear FL, bad dragon and tenga are all over priced and over rated.

>>680987327
I'm near 7 inches and enjoy my onaholes. they definitely have big dick onaholes out there and they're very stretchy to begin with.

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>>680987884
that was in base 7 fucktard

PSA to anyone that gets pepper on their dick

CLEAN IT OFF

if you leave it on you'll turn into an animal like pic related

>>680987900
Sure you do faggot, keep buying your onaholes for mr babbypecker

>>680986570
>I typed, trying to ignore the sounds of slapping coming from his wife's room as Jamall forgot to pull out again.
>walk away from computer still chuckling, take a moment to straighten my bow tie
>walking past my wife's son's room
>ask him how he's doing
>he tells me to fuck off
>apologize for oppressing him with my white privilege
>walk down the hall to the kitchen
>take the casserole out of the oven that I have prepared for my wife's family.
>realize something's missing
>I forgot my buttplug
>grab box of tissues
>as I run past my wife's room, toss Jamall the tissues
>that respectable African American individual always makes such a mess
>finally get to my room
>look at my collection of buttplugs, trying to decide which I should use
>decide to go with the one that reminds you most of Jamall
>As you close down your computer, you bookmark all those pages on tumblr
>no self-respecting SJW would want to lose any argument's with those triggering shitlords
>As you walk past your wife's room, tell Jamall and her that dinner's ready
>as you walk down the hall, you look out the window and see a "Feel the Bern" poster you have up
>swell with happiness that you might finally get the socialist society you want
>see your racist hitler worshipping neighbours "Can't Stump" poster
>remind yourself to go over there and tear it down
This is my way of saying fuck you.

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>>680988292
>this projection

we all don't have tiny dicks, my man.

>>680982544
Got first about 5 years ago, went bad. The skin got stivky and i wad lazy with cleaning it.

Got new one, gf really dont mind, use it when shes not around.

Weeks later this one still feels like new, just wash it after use and air dry it, NEVER USE ANYTHING BUT AIR DRY
Let it dry every part seoerate. The skin will be sticky, dont get it dirty with dust etc.
Again air dry it.
Once dry rub in corn starch to remove stickyness and make it feel brand new again. Re assemble it and put it away untill you wanna use it again.

Noit dosnt get "not tight" and it dosnt tear

>>680986603
Wouldn't you be able to just flip it inside-out and wash it?

>>680988615
How can you tell how big most dicks are did you have a tape measurer tattooed on the inside of your mouth?

not reading all the replies in yet another fleshlight thread, but just to recap my experience:

it's not bad the first few times. If you warm it up and use enough lube it feels like a real halfway decent blowjob. However, you have to reapply lube a ton which really kills the rhythm and while cleanup is an easy rinse, leaving it out to dry is kind of a problem in a lot of situations. The prep time to get it warmed up sufficiently is also a hassle. I used it maybe 5 times and never touched it again because just using my hands was faster and cleaner.

I also am 99% sure I got my one and only UTI from a fleshlight. I got the alexis texas model, used it without a condom once fresh out the box and not long after it started hurting when I pissed (no real sex in the preceding months which should be obvious since I was buying a fleshlight). I ignored it like an idiot and it eventually spread to my kidneys and had to go to the hospital. It's not something I could ever prove but it's hard to find an alternative explanation since it's fairly uncommon for men to get UTIs in the first place.

>>680989050
good one, retard.

>>680989050
>What are studies that measure dick size?
nigga u got stupid down to an artform

>>680989050
no amount of shitposting is going to grow your tiny penis anon.

>>680989186
I'm just bored m80 sorry sorry sorry me so sorry

I've got one, but no matter how much lube I use, the thing is too damn tight. I much prefer the real thing

usually the only time I use it is if I'm home alone, bored, super horny, and super high

>>680985252
I wonder how you arrived at that figure

>>680990812
split the difference

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I bought 3 onaholes for like 20 bucks some years ago, they were ok but all ripped after a short while. I bought a Stoya Destroya and its been great ever since. Nothing beats this though

>>680982544
>no idea if they're worth the money
They aren't buy a Japanese Onahole instead

>Do they last?
Not if you have any kind of stamina and like it rough.

>Do they lose tightness shape?
They like to rip where they contact the plastic can. They will fall out of position too so you have to stop and pull them back out of the can..

>Easy to clean
Only the boring textures

>How do they feel
Most stimulation is going to be to the head of your dick. Your arm will fatigue long before you cum necessitating the purchase of a fleshlight mount for another $150.

>are they even close to feeling real?
No, but with an intense texture and a mount they can feel more intense than the real thing.

Free tip- Don't buy a sleave because of the girl advertised. Buy one for the texture. You won't even notice the outside shape when you're pumping away.

>>680991758
buying a mount? lol what are you retarded

just shove the damn thing under your mattress and go to pound town bro

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>>680988205
Oh shit, Nigel Pepper Cock is awesome. Haven't thought about that in ages, thanks anon.

>>680982544
i like my fleshlight but it is such a pain to clean it up afterwards. i am too lazy.

>>680989844
>I prefer the real thing


NO

FUCKING

SHIT

>>680982544
I have one. Its better than having a wank, but doesnt feel anything like a real pussy.

>>680984975

Liked this one it just gets gross pretty quick.

Feels better than a real pussy too.

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>>680990986
>Nothing beats this though

Orly?

>>680993415
diamonds... moar?

anyone got a name?

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This is my "flesh light".

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>>680994136
Is this the shittiest start to a horror movie where this thing is going to crawl out of my sink drain and chop my dick off or something?

>>680988967
You have to use cornstarch to get rid of the tacky feeling.

>>680991758
>stamina
on a fake cunt

>>680995533
Feels better if you wait a bit.

I can come in a minute from entry in a fleshlight and for the past several years it is maybe 50% success rate when fucking a girl

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>>680982544
Ok, I got this
>pic related
as a joke present. Aaaaand... when it broke I bought a new one, and then another one. It's way better then masturbating, inside of it stimulates your tip very well. In general I can cum very fast with this. First one lasted me around 4-5 months of pretty abusive use (I fap almost every day, sometimes twice), next a bit shorter. But for the price this is really good, and due to material and colour you can hardly see any wear on this thing. Lost like 10% tightness over time, not a big deal. Cleaning is super easy. I only had real sex like 6 times with party/school whores, but honestly atm I just rather fuck this thing, then hunt real pussy. Feeling is better and you cum faster.

>am 26

>>680995753
>50% success rate when fucking a girl
What does that mean? I don't get this about the feeling. Like how would it feel if you fucked it for an hour without cumming? It's just fighting the urge to nut the entire time, how is that something great?

>>680995673
Sauce?
Moar?
Anything?

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>>680996430
He means he can't cum from fucking a real pussy. Which is a common problem if you fap a lot, faggot.

>>680996430
I mean I can't even come half the time I fuck a girl these days. If I kept trucking on maybe but eventually I get to the point where I am just done with it.

And I dont mean I fight the urge to come for an hour with my fleshlight but, make it last a good 5 minutes and get into whatever I am watching while I hump the thing makes the orgasm much better

Is there any decent fleshlight or alternative for less than $50?

>>680996683
>>680996808
so then you fuck and have her jerk you off afterwards, i don't see the problem. holding back for a bit, it will make the orgasm better i understand. but just fucking it won't give like sensations that are pleasurable besides just stimulation on your dick? i don't fucking know, like it goes beyond just your dick, or something like a massage

>>680997323
>have her jerk me off

what the fuck bro? I am not coming sometimes from pussy but you think her hand is the answer?

>>680996193
Had this one too and can recommend. Entrance tore a bit after ~200 uses, which is fine for 50$.

>>680997548
so it's psychological then.

>>680997741
Dude when I was in high school and coming from moderate breezes a girl couldn't get me off with her hand.

Not really psychological so much as desensitized.