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Sup /b/, I have a tiny penis.
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So is that because your fat swallowed it up or...
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>>680979603
Also judging by your pubes, you're 14, so this is CP
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>>680980304
No, I'm over 18. I just shaved a few days ago.
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>>680981514
Dont know why you shaved since you're not getting any.
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>>680981779
otherwise it looks even smaller
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>>680979603
)))))) Pinch his door and pull !!!
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Anyone know how to shrink a penis?
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>>680982097
Take estrogen m8
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>>680982097
ice?
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>>680979603
Willing or able to show us your asshole?

I need it for research.
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>>680979603
Are you circumcised?? Your doc must have needed a microscope
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>>680983538
Yes I'm circumcised.
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>>680979603
post another picture
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>>680983977
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>>680979603
Lose weight and your dick grows.

Stop being a lazy piece of fuck. Only you can exercise and diet. It's not hard, you're just too pathetic right now is all
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>>680984244
dam fam. Has a girl ever seen it?
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wtf is that hair on your tip??? wtf fam
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>>680984808
there's no hair on the tip
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I know this probably isn't real but you should consider surgery and testosterone treatments. I feel bad nut it'll probably raise your self esteem.
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>>680985287
It's really me
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At least you'll always be ready if you get food stuck in your teeth op.
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>>680979603
time stamp
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Have you checked yourself for aids?
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>>680986062
yes
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>>680979603
hot
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>>680986388
thanks
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>>680979603
M O D S
O
D
S
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how about you take a pic from another angle. sideways, so the whole length can be seen. this is bs
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erect lenght?
picture
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>>680984472
This. the fat around your hips is probably hiding 2 inches of your dick. Lose weight and your dick will seem to grow. It's not really growing, you are just getting rid of all the fat that hides the base of your dick.

This is a fact

Lose some weight you fat fuck
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>>680981941
K E K
E
K
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>>680984244
Looks really unhealthy, should go to a doctor about that
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Lose some weight, fatass.
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>>680979603
That looks like it would feel weird. Is it retracting into your body right now?
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>>680986579
I'll see what I can do with a side angle
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>>680979603
it's called a buried penis
lose some weight and it won't look that small
shitweed
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>>680984244
jesus christ wash that thing wtf
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>>680986579
here's front
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>>680988706
you're just a fat fucker
lose weight and it'll only look moderately small
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>>680988706
lol your nut is bigger than your dick
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side
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>>680988706
You got a nice pair of balls. at least.
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>>680988880
tuck that fucking belly back and take picture again
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>>680988880
How does it feel to have your belly resting on your dick?
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>>680979603

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT
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>>680988880
Lose some weight dude
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>>680988984
don't really notice it most of the time
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>>680979603
How do ur balls looks OP
Post a pic
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>>680988706
Oh, you poor guy.
You should really lose some weight. I'm not even trying to be mean, I genuinely feel bad for you.
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>>680988880
still just looks buried, not a micropenis
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>>680989823
Its looks pretty good all things considered.
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>>680990105
thanks
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and here's one last one I have on file
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>>680990933
does your belly get in the way when you fap?
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>>680991222
No, but I kinda have to do a reverse grip thing. Palm down, thumb and index finger against my body
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>>680991478
Interesting. Does it jiggle around a lot while you do it?
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>>680991985
Yeah, some
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>>680992152
Does it bother you much or are you content with how things are?
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>>680992646
It can be frustrating. I've had sex a couple times and tends to slip out a lot.
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>>680992769
That would be frustrating to deal with. How much do you weigh anyway?
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>>680993142
240lbs
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Mine's smaller.
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>>680993179
How tall are you?
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do you have a wife/gf? have you ever had one?
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>>680993372
5'10''
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>>680993437
I've had g/f's before. Don't have one currently
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>>680993644
>>680993697
wow man, props to you for having that kind of confidence to have had several gfs while also having all those height, weight, and dick size traits. right on man, keep doing you
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>>680993179
>>680993644
No fucking way, I've been 280lbs at 5'10 and I still wasn't close to as fat as you, belly not resting on my dick or drowning my dick in fat
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>>680994137
Most of them were more dom girls, that liked to tease and humiliate though...so it kinda works out
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>>680981779
If you don't shave even though you're not getting any, you're just putting more obstacles in your way to getting some. Act like you're getting laid tonight, and your chances of getting laid increase.
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>>680994240
maybe he's got a loose gut, like the opposite of bobandy from tpb
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If you made a commitment to get in good shape, you'd turn that 4 incher into a 5.5, and girls are fine with that for the most part.
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>>680994841
it's actually more my right above my groin, i've lost weigh from just about everywhere else.
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>>680995118
just keep at it then, it'll come off eventually. it's all just based on genetics
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>>680994908
>believing the meme
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i asked my friend how she would feel if she discovered your secret mid hookup. i wasn't expecting this response since she's a small girl (4'9''/145cm), sorry OP
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Alright anyways, I'll be out in few minutes. Thanks for looking at my tiny penis everyone.
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>>680995997
damn she's hot too
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>>680996029
np
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Alright, any last requests before I leave?
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>>680996688
kill yourself for our amusement
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>>680996880

I tried beating myself to death with my penis...didn't quite work out.
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>>680995997
KEK
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>>680997236
made my day
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>>680979603
>Sup /b/, I have a tiny penis.
Dude, don't be a such a pessimist!
Don't think - i have a tiny penis,
Think - i have a huge toothpick
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>>680997694
huge toothpick may actually sound better
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