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>>680972229
hey guys,in a few days ill be smoking weed for the first time with 2 friends who have already smoked 5-7 times,im kinda scared of passing out,what should i do if someone passes out?

>>680972608
Just leave them. If they pass out from weed they're just sleeping. Offer them food or video games and they'll be come to again.

I wish I could smoke. Have fun guys.

first your weed is alreddy been grind probably to take the THC of... second that isent 5g it looks like 2.5-3.00g

>>680972229
looks like top quality hybrid indica-sativa hazebud
really good quality bro have a nice smoke

>>680972725
is there anything else i should know

>>680972229
the cringe is strong in you

>>680973331
>weed
this aint no weed. It's Ice-O-Lator. Good Ice-O-Lator looks exactly like that.
>2.5-3g
Actually it's 5.1 g. My coffeeshop makes you messure yourself
>>680973432
I will...

So in my opinion weed is just not woth it. if you have a small break yo get a nice 1-2h high but everything after that you just get like a lazy potato. or do /b like to be lazy and dumb?

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Using my oil pen this morning and listening to the sweet sound of polyrhythms
https://youtu.be/3m-hEsFwuNA

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>>680973693
never experienced that. I'm not lazy at all after smoking weed. But maybe effects are different for everyone.
If it doens't suit you, don't smoke.
I smoke daily, I have a job I like (IT Admin), I own a house. Everything is fine.

>>680973693
>lazy and dumb
Yeah, I like it.

>>680973901
I wish I could try some oil or wax someday, but you can't get any around here, sadly

>>680973693
What's your drug of choice? How do you party?
For me, I'm not trying to get fucked up for hours. I smoke to unwind after work and watch tv.

>>680974014
Cute girl. Your gf?

>>680974160
I live in Oregon, theres more weed stores than Starbucks and McDonald's here now.

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>>680974335
Oh boy I wish that is my girlfriend. But no. It's an actress. Her name is Taissa Farmiga.
>pic related

>>680974384
Well I live in Germany...

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>>680972229
Some of dat Red Diesel, boy

>>680972229
>tfw can only smoke out of the house cause of parents
I miss college /bro's

>>680974542
At least you have pretty girls and delicious beer. Come visit, my German friends say we have similar summers.

>>680974836
Maybe next year. I saved up all my money for a finca on Mallorca. Traveling there in for 3 weeks.

Dis is gun be great

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>>680972229
Rolling up some sour D. Any tips on how to deal with paranoia? I usually only smoke sativas

>>680974014
Yeah, that's just what i have done. and yes i think it affects me more negative then others. but had fun times with weed.

>>680974266
Not much of a party guy but when i do i prefer mdma.

>>680975170
Okay, that explains the "only lasts 1-2 hours" comment. Sometimes, drugs that don't last a long time are a good thing. Cocaine on the other hand, doesn't last long enough,

>>680975119
I do have axiety attacks myself (social anxiety).
Here's what you have to do:
When you feel the panic coming up, let is happen. It will only last a few minutes. There's nothing that can happen to you.
You'll have to do this every time. And eventually after a few attacks, they'll go away. Trust Me.

>>680975170
How about you only smoke when you know you don't have to get up early the next morning?

>>680972229
Tidy cat kush
nothin
erry day
whats an all day life

>>680972229
>Hash plant
>VICE documentary
>every fucking day
>It makes life easier to deal with, and sleep more enjoyable.

>>680975743
livin everyday like a hustle
another drug to juggle

>>680975862
I don't wanna live no moe
Sometimes I hear death knocking at my front door

>>680975567
Thanks will try that next time.

I'm smoking the soot from my bong. Nothing hits harder than 6 months worth of black gold. Holy fuck.

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>>680975826
>sleep more enjoyable
I second this

>>680975991
Come on, life is worth living... somedays

>inb4 tobacco
I don't wanna waste weed when I toss the joint

>>680972608
Only risk is getting an panic attack because they take too much. Then they will most likely think they get too less air or getting paranoid or feeling ill. Then just calm them down and give them sth too drink with sugar. Trust me, i smoked over 5 years daily

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>>680975991

>>680976135
P.S. I don't know if soot is the right word for the black stuff that accumulates in your bong, but you know what i mean. English not my first language.

>>680976297
In germany we call it "Schmand"
And bro you are disgusting

>>680976202
Biggie smalls - everyday struggle

>>680975567
I don't smoke weed that much anymore because I always got restless i think it was kinda anxiety attack. But I have arrythmic heart beats. Maybe it's because of that. Anyway, with alcohol it's not like that

>>680976297
must be like smoking tar m8

>>680976522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogvlB2SP4k

>>680976297
it's called rez where I'm from (midwestfag)

Like resin, because it's real sticky and waxy.

You really should try to tone it down with some keef or a little bit of weed on top. Shit will destroy your lungs and your teeth.

>>680976297
We call it resin in the US, and what the Germanbro said, it's disgusting.

>>680975826
I smoked weed for years, you stop dreaming with chronic consum. In the breaks you can literally feel how your mind is working again in sleep

>>680976726
If I had some weed I wouldn't be cleaning my bong for the "rez." I always wipe it on some tobacco and smoke that. Tastes horrible but hits like a truck.

>>680975554
yes, but if i rephrase a little. Its more the down of weed that just drags on for me. and i don´t get that cozy mood if i don´t have like 2 week off.
On the cocaine, don't like it. doesn't give me anything i rely like. and ofc its expensive. so thats also a no for me.
atm i feel that mdma once in a while on a nice dance floor suits me best.

>>680977117
You are fucking addicted.

** Blueberry Cheese (Strain)
** Drum and Bass (Music)

Had a months break been smoking a week,
It doesn't impact my life nearly as bad as Alcohol..

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Why does EVERY fag on /b/ smoke nasty fucking weed? WHY!?

Was blazing with my mates a few months ago and since we're British we put tobacco in our joints, mate rolled spliff, smoked it like normal, passed it to me... just a king sized cigarette, too baked to put weed in the spliff.

>>680977444
Not all of us can be able to perform the task of weed connoisseur well as you.

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>>680977539
Hahaha smoked yourself retarded m8

>>680977444
Some people don't have it available as you

>>680977539
Fucking jokes, was it rolling tobacco?

>>680975567
Just don´t feel a need for smoking anymore so i rather pass.
but i did not smoke if i needed to actually do something. think some one have a similar take on it.

>>680977178
I'm the same way with coke. Hate the price, the high is okay but too short.
Different strokes, different folks.

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>>680977921
That looks like a fucking turd. >>680978010
And it seems so.. i feel for you fags

>>680978171
never met someone that feels the same as me for it.
everyone seems to love it. but guess we dodged a bullet there :)

>>680977444
ｔｈｅ Ｇｌｉｔｔｅｒａｔｉ

>>680978277
Looks pretty dense, what's the smell like? I always like weed that has a slight puke smell to it.
I also prefer fluffy over dense as well. Where are you from? Looks good overall

>>680978277
Top Kek. This guy was selling them at a park in San Fran so i bought a few. Tasted delicious and lasted hours

>>680978523
Hell yeah we did. I mean, if it's free and stars are aligned I'll do it, I love the smell of cocaine, just hate the price.

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>>680978606
Blueberry northerlights is whay this stuff is. Im from washington so we got the best of the best. Here it is fresh off the plant

>>680972229

Wat is dat voor kanker troep joh kut schooiers, je zorg is net gestort had je toch wel normale wiet kunne hale. Btw wat zijn die witte puntjes? Inb4 dat is thc

>>680979173
Stfu baby Hitler

>>680979018
Oh cool, Oregonfag here. I do have to say we get better prices. And when I say that I'm just bitter that your edibles and extracts are expensive.

>>680978819
yeah you cant complain about free coke.
like the smell and the numbing sensation.
have you done any psychedelics? anything you can recommend?

Just downed 2 table spoons of avb
Going to wait for this to kick in and then hit the gym

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Sup nigs? Rolled my first joint with some dispensary shake last night. Listening to Barry White. I'm a college student so I'm high all day every day (my friends and I all pitch), except when I'm at work, after which I get high again. I feel happier, better able to focus and smarter overall. I also feel that I'm more industrious and feel better about myself. Since I've started smoking weed 2 years ago I've become more religious (Ásatrú) and I share with my ancestors as well as the gods.

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>>680977444
>still smonking weed

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>>680972229
Smoking White shark weed (I bought 4,5 gram for 38 €)
Bones - 90210
Almost every day
Yea I get very lazy, stopped doing workouts

>>680972229
>hash
>psy trance
>everyday
>no

ah, the joys of living in Humboldt.
I got some 25ish% Sour Patch and some 20ish% Velvet Ripper I'm working through

>>680972229
Nothing, I'm broke until payday (Friday)

Anything that's on my Spotify, a lot of Prodigy recently

Err day when I can

I'd say it does affect my life, haven't got any now and I'm feeling kind of bummed out, really wanting a joint etc etc, but I got to travel in a hour and a half so I should probably be packing.

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Should I buy a vape pen?
Pros: no smell, cleaner on the lungs
Cons: have to keep it in car so paranoid of getting pulled over, costs about $80

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>>680977444
Don't look at me dude, I get my weed from dispensaries or my guy who only has dope ass kush.

Pic is shake from my dispensary (the leftovers of all their kickass stuff) in a pipe my girlfriend gave me for our anniversary, and a joint she rolled.

>>680980913
That's a $10 pipe m9 dumb that hoe

>>680972229
Blue Cheese
Pink Floyd
most week day (in college but work the side so cant always smoke)
makes life more chilled, forget the bullshit

>>680981106
It's a one of a kind piece of glass, and it changes color (was originally just yellow) the more I smoke out of it.

>>680972229
looks like the leftovers of a bag

Lol, I got my gf high for the first time last night. Used some raw cones, never realized how smooth of a hit those things give

>>680981865
Is she gonna smoke with you moar? Couples who smoke together stay together!

>>680979478
Yeah, I'm a big fan of lsd. I had fun with mushrooms but I've also had a lot of bad trips with them. Best time I ever had was taking a point of Molly and two hits of acid. I would recommend for you to just do one hit of each.
Just try acid with some friends and hangout, it's really fun.

>got stoned with bff the other day
>first time
>she told me to leave because her parents were coming home
>walked home terrified
>complains I gave her a bad trip because I was on a bad trip
That was terrifying and I thought I should just blog that for you guys

>>680980902
ANy advice on this?