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Got two girls in my bed. Give me some ideas bros.
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Got two girls in my bed. Give me some ideas bros.
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>>680959024
I only see one
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also only see one, timestamp pls
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theres definitely only 1 girl in that photo.
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>>680959568
>>680959639
he didtn say pic related
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shoot them both
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One's pretty butch, but her pussy is a portal to cum in under a minute land.
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piss on their tshirts
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>>680959024
Thats one girl bro
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put mayonase in the fat mans mouth
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Move the snorlax out of the way and you have room for the one you have.
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There's 1 girl and Andre The Giant
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>>680959024
Is the 2nd one behind the offensive lineman?
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>>680959024
>wake up one of them
>have her take a shit on the other ones face
>hilarity ensues
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>>680959024
It's like all the good genes slipped into the left one and pushed all the shityy ones to the right
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>>680959997
SO CLOSE
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Ask the girl to release her troll bodyguard and show us that sweet ass :P
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"2"
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Both girls, lesbian couple i've fucked a few time.
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>>680959024
Smother the hambeast, rape the qt
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>>680959024
you got a girl and an ogre in your bed*

btw the daddy issue one is pretty cute
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>>680959024
feet n tits
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the attractive one needs some cum on her face
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>>680960277
Lets see some tits!
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>>680959024

Post feet of the qt one
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>start touching the cute one
>ask to go somewhere private and fuck
>leave the whale stranded
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>>680960277
r u femanon?
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>>680959829
Gotta get the pokeflute first
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>>680959024
There's one dead girl and a fat bro. Nothing to care about.
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Fuck off OP just show us the skinny ones nekkid body
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>>680960277
the girl looks quite nice to be honest
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>>680960277
post left girls face from the front shes fucking sexy

perfect lips
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>>680960277
I want to see some white girl panties
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Had to get the socks off, sorry about the wait
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We need to see the skiny ones tits, asshole, and pussy.
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>>680961401
Forgot Pic
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>>680961488

Nice. Can you angle the photo so we can see her face + feet?
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>>680961488
Show us her tits
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PANTIES
A
N
T
I
E
S
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Kill Shrek. Fuck the other
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post cock at the cuties mouth
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>>680960277
>>680959024

the blonde girl is nice looking
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She moved angles
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>>680961927
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>>680959024
give them DUBS
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>>680961927

Lovely. She really could get a better looking girlfriend.

Is it at all possible to lift up her top?
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>>680961990
are you aware one of them is a nigger?

also show tits
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Pic of dick on cuties mouth
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>>680959024
I just want to see the cute girls butthole.

...I always just want to see cute girls buttholes. Somehow theyre... cute.
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>>680960067
ayyyyyy
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i don't know if i can get her shirt up, she's real jittery, consolation pic
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Get her naked
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>>680962549
seen that pose before anon.
That bitch gonna be whackin it in a second.
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do you have any pics of when you were fucking them?
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>rape
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>>680962549

Man she's hot. Smooth belly, great feet. Please get more if you can.
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Are you single tonight? A lot of beautiful girls waiting for you to http://alonely.ml
,
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Get us tits
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>>680963101
thanks mr skeltal
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>>680962691
Nah, im sorry bro
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>>680962690
This
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>>680959024
set it in fire so they don't breed
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>>680963157

Hmm...possible to get a hint of butt if you pull her jeans down a bit?

She looks like quite a light sleeper though if she keeps moving.
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>>680963157
If still like this dick in mouth dick in face
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>>680963101
Get cancer and die
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>>680963157
take her wallet from under the pillow, open it and take a pic of her ID
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Hold on bros, they've gotten rustled, im gonna smoke a cig and be back
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>>680963157
get us at least a bit of crack op!
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Murder the one on your right and chain the cute one in your closet. Cut off the cute ones arms and legs and bandage them up properly. Sew the cute ones mouth and eyes shut. Make her your sex doll. Feed her only hormone supplements, water, and bread. Call her sandy. Fuck her every single day of her slowly dwindling life. Nothing is stopping you from doing this. Nobody will know.
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The big one's got ass, pleasure her first and quick, then have her make breakfast for everyone. While she's busy, have your way with the other.
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>>680963157
That is one fine pixie, anon.

Could not resist pulling those pants down and berrying my face so far in dat ass only King Arthur could pull it out
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>>680963157
Please tell me she likes anal with that ass.
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>>680959024
Be a good person. Make them breakfast and make sure they have a good morning when they wake up. Works out better in the short and long run than anything perverted.
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>>680963381
Y u reply to a bot nigga?
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>>680963758
Please get help
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>>680963851
Why do I need help?
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they're getting rustled pretty bad
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>>680960277

Now I see three girls.
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>>680963948
Different anon, but I think he means you should get help with going on 4chan, you're a normal human, but you go on here and try to convince fucked up humans to change their lives.


Judging bases on a single message, sorry about that. I don't usually do that.
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>>680963973
hot damn
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>>680963758
I am here to tell you, no it does not.
Friend-zoning yourself unnecessarily does not work out better in the long run, especially if they wake up in a guys bed thinking some morning sex would be nice.
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>>680963973
Please OP stop this.
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>>680963973

Keep postín ass
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stroke her pussy untill she wakes up, hush on her while you smile, and take her outside that room and get her to blow your dick. Take pics to prove it!
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>>680963973
As many of you can of that ass before she moves. Hopefully from an angle looking up at her ass
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>>680964102
That's a mirror, Anon.
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>>680960277
The skinny one is cute but for fuck sake even for a threesome that whale isn't worth it, how drunk were you?
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>>680963973

Instead of trying to get the pants down, maybe lift them up a bit? She might be less likely to notice that.

You're doing god's work OP
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>>680963973
Oh my fucking god, I'm fapping to still photos of a fully clothed girl of legal age.

wtf is happening
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>>680964140
You're not friend-zoning here. You're just not taking advantage of people. Literally, you're defending someone who is taking pictures of people whilst they are sleeping! Being a decent human being has gotten me laid + better results far more often than being a pervert.
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>>680963758
Would actually make my night if OP posted pics of them eating breakfast after all this photo-rape
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Can you wake up the one with the nose ring and take some pics of her licking her feet?
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>>680963973
wake one up by cumming on their face
record and post obviously
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>>680959860
Kek
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>>680964298
you're a depressed loner that's what's happening
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>>680964333
fuck off faggot.
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Shoe on head
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>>680963973
>rape
And make pictures of it
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>>680964117
I don't think he meant it that way, but thanks for the compliment anyway :)
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>>680964421
Fuck off faggot
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>>680959856
Kek
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>>680963973
Get your dick out, start jerkin and pretend to wake them up accidentally

Post results
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>>680964333
He already has been laid. Now he gets to be a pervert.
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>>680964436
Obvious troll.
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>>680959024
No, that's one girl and some sort of land manatee.
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>>680964333
I agree with this faggot - unless you are getting them naked what's the point. Try harder
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>>680964298
She's hot a fuck right?
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>>680964511
What's the advantage of being a pervert? Where does it say that he already got laid? How does having sex justify being a pervert?
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>>680960277
put your dick on the cuties face. wake her up without fatty noticing it.
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>>680962549
If you fucked them before why are you afraid to take off her pants.
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>>680964333
It hasn't for me, dozens of times I've let interested girls stay over and not made a move.

Take your soccer-mom mentality and go live in a yuppie suburb with it you fucking preachy hag.
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stroke her pussy untill she wakes up, hush on her while you smile, and take her outside that room and get her to blow your dick. Take pics to prove it!
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>>680964665
U dont know of rape, nigger?
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That ass!
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>>680964601
Exactly, OP is posting clothed pictures of girls he's obviously not going to get to sleep with... If he had a chance, he'd be having sex with them and not posting their clothed pics on 4chan.
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>>680964651
Surely not possible to get hard with that hippo in the room
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If everyone in this thread can't tell that they're faking being asleep, you're actually retarded
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>>680964714
There's a difference between not making a move and being a creepy asshole. Apparently, you do not know the difference.
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>>680964637
Sure, would be hotter without clothes though
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if they are lesbians,how did you fucked them?more like bi then
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>>680964665
>why are you afraid to take off her pants

why is she sleeping in skinny jeans anyway?
speaking from experience, that's a bedsore waiting to happen
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Come on OP rape her if you're a man!
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>>680964779
What I meant was - take her cloths off now
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>>680964637
Definitely a trophy fuck, that one.
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>>680959024
Let them sleep

That one REALLY needs her beauty rest
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>>680964754
This, but don't stroke her pussy that's weird
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the hot one has a nice ass
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>>680960277
Is that Thud Butt?
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>>680964759
Rape is only a thing if the other person doesnt find you attractive. If you fucked them, they must find you hot
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>>680964931
If she is consenting, then go ahead.
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>>680964907
They make 'skinny jeans' in XXXXL?
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>>680964779
i Already have, they claim its over so now i'm trying to help you guys, no fear of them retracting the deal
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>>680965012
Silence is consent
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>>680964637

Any way you could pull back her jeans a bit and take a photo of her crack? She's less likely to notice that than if you try to pull them down.
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Cum on mouth
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>>680959024
Smother the fat one with a pillow, hold a knife to the others throat and tell her to get you on the gay phone sex hotline
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Why is Harvey Price in your bed OP?
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>>680959024
Holy shit run away they are disgusting
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>>680959024
Why is the chick from the 20 dollar bill in your bed?
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Just wake one up, the hot one ofc. And fuck her next to the other one sleeping.
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>>680965073
What are you helping us with by posting these pictures exactly?
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>>680964868
>friendzone
>creepy asshole

Yeah, same thing lol
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Tea bag that ugly bitch
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>>680965038
Kinda seems pointless.
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>>680965038
They literally do, it's just a designator for "snug fit"
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>>680965240
Delusional.
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Did OP get busted?
Will we ever see nudes?
Will the fatchick be murdered?
Find out in the next episode of: /b/
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find better girls,

i mean mine were black, but at least i could look at them as i stole their souls with my jew rod
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>>680965100
DUBS HAS SPOKEN!
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>>680965378
Kek
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>>680964868
How is it apparent that he doesn't know the difference? You're the one with all the universal outrage here.
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>>680965378
All of this and more...

On the next Unsolved Mysteries
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>>680962549
>>680963157
>>680963973
>>680964637


Who the fuck sleeps with jeans on.....?
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I see one girl and a negroid whale.

Rip that bed ????-2016

On a serious note. Try and get something of the good looking one. Put a plastic bag over ooga booga fatass monkey and let it choke.
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More feet op!
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Quads anyone?
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>>680965509
A woman who doesn't want to be easily stripped in her sleep.
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>>680965588
not quads. Dub dubs
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>>680965566
winrarrr
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>>680965509
Drunk perhaps?
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>>680965509
Girls who have to share a bed with a fat neckbeard
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>>680965566
best comment
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>>680965566
Dub dubs have spoken.
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>>680965588
you're not quite there, halfling
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>>680965509
Yeah no one fucks gets fully clothed and goes to bed. This is Bullshit.
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I'm gonna work on a follow up for later, try to get better everything, they woke up too fast
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>>680965578
This. Feet from above not soles
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>>680965677
True, girls do this often
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>>680965775
>they woke up too fast

That always spoils the moment.
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>>680965775
Is that a failed attempt to draw a failed triforce?
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>>680965775
Your clock is a little fast
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>>680965310
>omg I can't believe you would take pictures if girls while they're asleep in your bed!
>make them toast and pamper them like old women
>bc that's what I want
>bc I AM AN OLD WOMAN
>ON /B

You are on the wrooooong site little lady.
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>>680965775
Wut?
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>>680965677
I can see why they would have that paranoia...

>>680965691
Drunk girls are usually better at taking clothes off than leaving them on

>>680965751
I'm almost offended tbh...
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>>680965974
lolwut
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>>680965944
You are completely retarded.
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>>680965974
fuckoff Newfag.
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>>680965488
Sorry for having a moral compass. He seems to think that what OP is doing is somehow making a move. This is just creepy. What motivates someone to take pictures of people whilst sleeping and send them to a bunch of people they don't know? This (man?) may know the difference, but definitely chooses to ignore it.

By the way, are you really trying to argue this? Really?
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>>680965775
OP if you post later today start off your post with something memorable. and post it here so fags can remember. Maybe slip them something and see if they're up for some morning sex.

Except the fatass nigger. Slip her too much of something and drop her off at the zoo, they know how to properly dispose of monkeys.
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>>680965775

If you make another thread can you post on another board? Shit on /b/ disappears fast.

Also did the girl wonder why she fell asleep with socks on but woke up barefoot?
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>Make them breakfest
>Only drug the hot one.
>Send a taxi for the fat bitch
>Make pictures of the hottie nude
>rape
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>>680965974
I wish the very best for you anon. Live a nice life. Try not to rape anyone yeah?
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>>680966138
Turn off your computer sir, and Polish that white armor.
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>>680966138
I don't see dubs to prove your point.
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>>680966245
kek
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>>680966091
Timezones work in hours not minutes you spastic. If it's Noon 20 for someone its something 20 for everyone.
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Livestream?
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>>680966245
>>680966252
When people have no valid counter-points. I'm happy being a "white knight faggot" but are you happy being a basement dweller?
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>>680966237
no

>make them breakfast
>drug yourself
>die as they watch in horror
>be dead
>it was worth it lol
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>>680966354
420?
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>>680959024
can we fucking plz not give into the bait? Attention seeking whores teasing, if OP was male we would have tits and ass by now, its either a annoying chick who had a idea to have some fun on /Beeeee/ Or a beta fag whos friends told him to take photos and get people to "rate" them.
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>>680966354
Wrong faggot, some areas do 30 minute time zones.

IE: Newfoundland

Scrub
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>>680966237
>cont
>sends qt girl home not knowing what you did.
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put mayo on the whale's neck (just a tiny bit)
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>>680966443
Did you know it's 4:20 somewhere in the world RIGHT NOW
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I think these two are my sisters. Are their names Selena and Hannah?
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>>680966651
ayy lmao 666
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>>680966393
I'm gonna go ahead and assume you came to this thread just to piss some people off.
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>>680966463
Part of Australia, Chatham Islands in NZ and Nepal even have 45 minute time zones
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>>680966138
>Moral compass
>On 4chan
>More specifically on /b/

Your argument is invalid, you're on one of the most politically incorrect (legal) websites on one of its most pollitically incorrect boards.

Moralfags and Normies like you need to fuck off and stop killing this site with your SJW bullshit and your moral compasses
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>>680966463
so, newfoundland are fucking retarded.

nice.
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>>680966734
that's even more retarded
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>>680966393
Indeed here you are the hero of the day, keeping bumping this thread let's share all these pics.
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