>>680955630
Gonna need pics

How can you mistake a 3/10 for an 8/10?

>>680955789
everything this anon said.

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>>680955789
Pics anon or no help

>>680955789
It's just like when you drink, a girl becomes more attractive. Same thing when I'm horny. I thought this was normal. I'll go find her facebook and get pics

Dude, pussy is pussy. Stop being a fucking fag and go ahead. I also was a dude that only went for 7/10 atleast. So stupid i miscalled signals from girls where i werent interested in. Then the other day i didnt score anyone and then you realise how stupid u are. Seriously fuck everything that moves.

Pics op

>>680955630
Cut the body up and distribute the parts in various locations. Drain the body of blood in your bath tub.

>>680956556
this

>>680956556
>asshole of the internets
you can still have some standards, you know

>>680956728
It is very likely that you havent seen a single vagina in your life.

>>680956728
>having standards
What if anon is half Pajeet half Tyrone?

>>680955630
just fuck her. i doubt she's a 3/10 anyway, she's probably more like a 5 or 6. Show pics and we can tell you what to do

>>680956811
that makes absolutely no sense.
>someone who's desperate for anything
>someone who has standards where he wouldn't fuck a 3/10.

who gets better pussy?

>>680956556
Going for hot sluts. Enjoy your STD!

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>>680957105

>>680957212
Chad, obviously

>>680957311
Do you have any pictures of her without makeup?

>>680957311
So much photoshop, look at her nose

>>680957311
she doesnt look bad but she looks annoying

>>680957212
I didnt speak about desperate, sure go ahead and try that pretty girl. But if a less prettier girl hits on you then dont hesitate a moment and go for it. OP sounds like a virgin, who 6 in 10 times set high values for girls when they are thenselves are total 4/10

>>680957311
Too much make-up. Would fuck w/o make-up

>>680957311
yeah can't make a judgment on that, need a pic without the slap.
but right off the bat, she's deceptive. Not a good sign

>>680957311
How old is she? I feel like she's old but just hides all the lines on her face with makeup.

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>>680957459
>>680957451
>>680957428
>>680957427
>>680957375
look at the file name....

>>680957647
random numbers
so what?

>>680957449
yeah less pretty is fine. still wouldn't fuck an downright ugly bitch though. Even when I drink I make sure I'm sober enough to make a good decision on that front. too many close calls...

>>680957451
> would fuck without makeup

Hahaha have you ever been with a girl, they all wear make up fucking idiot. There is only one super hot natural in every 10.000. And then ofcourse your class the "ugly girl without make up"

>>680957714
13 random numbers
the 13 is very important

>>680957940
Explain please

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>>680957714
when you download an image from this site what types of names does it automatically give the files?

>Hint: They usually start with 145

Screenshot her tinder pics op

>>680957714
it's a pic taken from 4chan, not a ss from op

420

I was in your position. I'm not a good looking guy so I take what I can get, but this one girl kept making up excuses to not meet. Now before you say catfish, I had this girl do some weird shit on snapchat. Anyway, if she keeps blowing you off meeting just forget her. Otherwise look at this as a chance to practicing fucking, because it's being so long you're probably a little rusty

>>680958105
Now I get it.

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>>680958117
to be fair someone was bound to post a picture of a girl if OP wasn't going too.

>>680958015
Say you take screenshot, or crop an image, or alter an image, you'd save it under a certain filename. generally when somebody saves an image from /b/ the photo is saved under a specific 13 digit filename.
tl;dr - the picture is probably not original

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>>680958295
was starting to worry about you man, you okay?

>>680957859
Not all wear make up and personally I dislike the excessive make up, I like women not clowns.

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>>680957859
>went out drinking
>hook up with 7/10
>leave club an hour before closing
>she leads me back to her place
>pure lust, making out all the way to her door
>get inside, nail her
>feelsgood.jpg
>she falls asleep without taking her makeup off
>I wake up next morning, wake up first
>the entire content of her face has imprinted onto her pillow
>she looks like bruce jenner long-hair version
>pillow looks like edvard munch's the scream
>try and get dressed and sneak out
>latch on the door clicks and wakes her up
>she stirs like the fucking loch ness monster
>voice like thunder
>'you leaving?'
>still fucked up from previous night (pills, powders, drink)
>I slur, 'yeah sorry, I need to go buy makeup...'
>leave without another word leaving her bare tits sat up in bed
>second I'm out of the room I throw up all over the hallway
>she hears and I here her start moving across the room
>I sprint to the stairs
>she opens the door, sees my puke
>'FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE'
>sprint all the way home
>have to see the cunt twice a week, we're in the same class

>>680958593
That ugly?!

>>680958593
that just made this whole thread worth while. i laughed my ass off for 5 minutes straight. Probably due to being in similar situations although i didn't even make it to the hall to puke...that poor cat.

>>680958593
"Need to buy makeup"
Topkek

>>680957647
>implying you cant modify a filename
>being this jewish

>>680958593
>>680959126
Have you gotten any STD from fucking whores from bars?

>>680959308
No, i always use a condom and i never take any of that "oh im on the pill shit."

>>680959094
I questioned my sanity and contemplated life for most of the rest of the day. I couldn't believe I'd been so fucked up I could have ever found her attractive.

>>680959308
nope, I'm normally pretty safe. Although one of the guys I roomed with first year took a girl home once (literally once, never before, never since) from the club and fucked her, got herpes. Was pretty funny,

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>>680959295
So you are going to sit there and randomly type in the filename 1459856020637.jpg?

>being this autistic

>>680959692
Can't you get herpes if your partner has a cold sore?

>>680959722
Do you have a picture of her? Is she a nigger?

>>680960047
That's generally why you don't fuck bitches with anything looking even remotely like a cold sore.

>>680960390
That's kinda hard, no? You're drunk as fuck and the bitch hid her cold sore with 5 inches of makeup

>>680960169
nope, that night was the only interaction I ever had with her, after that I kinda wanted to just forget. She had a nickname, so I don't even know her real name. And no she wasn't. Although I'm not adverse to chocolate.

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>>680960693
While true it mostly boils down to a judgement call, to be fair though i have fucked plenty of sluts without kissing them....

>>680960693
why would you want to fuck someone wearing 5 inches of makeup?
this is something I don't understand, I thought makeup was supposed to seamlessly blend with the texture of your face and increase make overall aesthetic more appealing. The second it is plainly obvious a girl's wearing heaps of makeup, I immediately nope. It's not attractive.

>>680961198
Tell that to a horny, lonely, drunk man

>>680956671
/thread

>>680956671
Careful with that edge

>>680961180
How about blowjobs? Can't she pass the virus to your dick? Or is it a different type of herpes?

>>680961284
Dear, Horny, lonely, drunk man

You can do better than 5 inches of makeup.

>>680958593
You kinda are a dick

>>680961388
Tell that to OP

>>680961415
>>fucking newfag

>>680961415
you wanna fuck caitlin jenner brah? do that and don't spew, I'll suck your dick

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>>680961415
>you kinda are
>you kinda
>kinda
>kind of
>you kind of are a dick

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>>680961371
only from hsv type 1.

>>680957212
>implying there arent hundreds of middle aged virgins who only went after 8s
>doesnt know about japan

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>>680961679
leave the guy alone, you're ruining his day release

>>680961682
So, you can't pass oral herpes to dick/cunt?

>>680960390
Most people already carry the common cold sore virus, some say as much as 90% of us so you most likely already a carrier.

>>680961840
MODS ban this underage retard

>>680957311
Shes a 5 at least. A 3 is like meryl streep

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>>680961840
Well not to add to your phobia but the herpes simplex virus type one can transmit itself to you orally even if she doesn't have a cold sore.

>>680961840
it's possible

>>680961909
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't hang around clubs and fuck random people. I'm comfortable in my basement.

>>680962034
>the lonely lion?
>the jizzard of oz?

>>680962155
wat u lyin 4?
get out your basement and go to biology class

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>>680962166
are you asking for sauce or trying to come up with a witty porn name?

>>680957024
Poo in the loo Pajeet, and not on the street.

>>680962034
>>680962087
Oh.. Well, then.. Thank goodness for being a neckbeard.

>>680962280
I probably am older than you

>>680962450
and you don't know how communicable diseases spread?

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>>680962450
probably not

>>680962330
both tbh. feed me pls

>>680962551
I'm not familiar with STDs. I'm not that cool.

>>680962586
How old are you, nigger?

>>680959295
Why would you intentionally make an oc image look like it came from 4chan? Don't go full retard nigga.

>>680962655
well, take a biology class then. If you're getting laid you owe it to your dick to learn. if you're not, why the fuck you askin?

>>680955630

>>680958593
>second I'm out of the room I throw up all over the hallway

You're doing big tings, anon.

>>680962808
I took biology class in high school but it didn't cover STDs

>>680961679
simplified orthography, fucking kill yourself

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>>680962739
57

Be me, now 45yo married with kids. Think back to my early 20's all the rough heads with good body I knocked back...now regret missing out on all that pussy because I had "standards" back then. Don't be like me, just fuck anything with an ok body. Doggy style if you don't want to see their face or turn off the lights. Your mates that laugh at you are just jealous virgins who live on /b and fap.

>>680962946
I'm 69

>>680961371
If a chick has a cold sore on her lips and blows your little 2 inch dick, your little 2 inch dick is gonna have genital herpes.

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>>680962996
and i'm the queen of antiva

>>680962865
right now everytin bookey dun no

>>680963134
But I don't have a dick

>>680962946
>>680962996

I'm 86 and even I learnt about STDS in school. Wrote em all down in my ledger with a quill innit fam

>>680963135
I know you are but what am I?

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>>680963342
>there is no winning this is there?

>>680955630
You tell her up front that you only wanna fuck. That's what 90% of women on tinder are there for.

>>680963448
Nah, I give up

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>>680963455
wrong, 60% of them are there for confidence boosting the other 40% want to fuck.

>>680963455
>>680963546

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3553343/Man-sent-abusive-texts-REFUSING-sleep-woman-date.html

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>>680963538
victory tits!

>>680963742
Oh, those poor milk bags. Gravity isn't very nice to her.

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>>680963652
how does that counter my point? all it shows is that some bitches act just like guys when they get told no. And no i'm not reading the article, too tired.

>>680963742
yeah i know. always called her flap jacks. That's OC by the way.

>>680963930
meant to reply to you with this whoops

>>680964026

>>680963947
Not countering anything, just posting something related for general interest purposes. daily mail is shit tier journalism anyways, just look at the screencaps

>>680964218
ah i see now, sorry for being a dumbass

>>680964189
If she didn't wash properly and it's humid, does she grow potatoes underneath those tits?

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>>680964454
your mind goes to weird places anon...

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>be me
>not a bad looking guy
>fairly consistent sex life of fucking above average looking girls
>me and my gf broke up recently
>drinking a lot and extremely horny
>start hitting up this girl I've been friends with on fb for a while
>she looks to be petite and about a 7/10
>one thing leads to another and we end up hanging out to drink
>see her in person and immense disappointment follows
>chubby as fuck and totally average face
>too horny and drunk to say no to easy pussy though
>wake up the next morning feeling extreme shame
>can't stop thinking about her disgusting gut
>her nasty sweaty body
>her hairy asshole
>now she won't stop texting me trying to hang out and shit

How are girls so fucking good at taking deceptive photos of themselves? This bitch looked like a completely different person in her pictures.

>>680962588
The marquis