religions of /b/
christian
>>680951343
non-theistic. theists are cancer.
>>680951343
Dont even know what half the symbols stand for
nice nice
>>680951343
Tyrantheist.
in all honesty me neither
Islam
Christian, with a lot of Jewish practice mingled in it.
we got a christian, non theist and an islam, nice nice
what is all of this cancer?
>>680951428
Pandeism is top tier. Non-theists are shit tier. Atheists are cancer. Satanists=kill it with fire. Then again, that is why they're Satanists isn't it?
>>680951812
So, you're a culture christian like the cryptokike in the picture I presume?
Agnostic
>>680951926
>>680951343
Mixed as this generic image board has no official religion, ethnicity or nationality.
It's just an image board with little worth.
yes i am a christian, supper open minded, can't stand these damn christians that want to brainwash everyone, to each their own
>>680952023
Nah...not superior at all, but still smarter than all the fanatic warmonglers.
>>680952023
Tl;dr
jews are trying to start a war in eastern Europe t
non practising christian
>>680951343
gtfo
Islam
>>680951495
Why the fuck are you throwing all these fake ass words at me? What is this fucking tumblr?
>>680952194
>"[You're] not [intellectually] superior at all"
>completely misses the joke
Islam
>>680952350
already here might as well stay
Islam
>>680952384
Mangüet Sithism.
Islam
Islam
Islam
>>680952397
pls dont blow up, pls
Islam
Islam
Islam
Islam
Dumbist, The Religion of Dumbo: The Fabulous God
>>680952647
lot of Islam peeps here
Islam
Rapeism
>>680951343
Islam
>>680952378
Alluh Akbar
Islam
>>680951343
hinduism and buddhism
Buddhist here
Islam
Islam
>>680952778
nice :)
Islam
Islam
>>680952515
All hail Sithis!
Islam
Islam
Animism
Islam
>>680951343
Islam
Islam
Spiritual
Islam
>>680951343
So, the big bang stands for Islam, right?
I'm a Islam.
I follow my own religion. All our welcome to follow.
>>680951343
I worship black cocks
islam maltheism
>>680951343
in order of tolerability :
Sikhism
Buddhism
Christianity
Orthodoxy
the others are pretty much a no go no no .
Islam
>>680951343
Islam
Mammon, money, gold, materialist?
>>680951343
Trips = All of /B/ converts to islam
Islam
>>680953152
Me too, it's called "Egotism". Everyone is supposed to worship me! The only problem is, all my brethren are too busy worshipping themselves. Why don't they get that I am the best candidate for God?! Ugghh! I mean, you understand right? Then again, how could you. You're not me.
Islam
Islam
Islam
>>680953325
looks like everyone is already on their way to islam
>>680952173
>"supper open minded"
>"can't stand these [...]"
Aren't you in a bit of a contradiction here ?
Islam
Islam
>>680951343
if you call yourself anything other than realist or agnostic, kys you dumb faggot
>>680951343
Agnostic
J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
Islam
Islam
>>680953529
Edgy
Islam
Islam here
>>680953529
Yes, just because some cocksucker on the internet told me too. I'll get right on it.
Asatru
>>680953529
As an agnostic, I advice you to go fuck yourself.
Pastafarian. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
>>680951343
Islam
>>680951474
sixth one is a torii gate, but that's where my knowledge ends
>>680951343
Islam
>>680953599
not edgy, i just like to use my brain, unlike you, you intellectually disabled cuck
>>680953758
Faggot detected
mm i wonder if we will get some pagans
>>680951343
nazism
>>680953796
Is that for Shinto?
>>680951343
Jedi
Islam
YOLOism
Islam
Islam
>>680953736
go kys you probably are not contributing anything to science or society for that matter dumb fuck, calling yourself agnostic
Islam
Islam
Islam
Christian
>>680952817
Bruh
Islam
>>680954278
Kill him!
>>680953852
Here is one:
>>680953680
>>680954216
so many religious people KEK
how does it feel to have average/below average intelligence?
Islam
Islam
"Mine is the one true religion. That's what I was taught so I blindly agree" "Death to all who oppose us"
Religion is the problem not the answer.
>>680954466
my bad on that one
>>680951570
hows germany?
Anglo-Saxon paganism
>>680951343
Islam
>>680951474
Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism
Islam, Buddhism, Shintoism
Sikhism, Baha'i faith, Jainism
>>680951343
Raised christian, currently athiest
>>680954641
/thread
fuck religions, religious people dont contribute anything to society anyway, might as well kill them all
Islam
Raëlism
Islam
Islam
Atheist, but sometimes I waver and want to believe that there is some greater meaning, but I know there isn't.
>>680951570
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>>680952712
>>680952744
>>680952773
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>>680952862
>>680952913
>>680953005
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>>680953060
>>680953067
>>680953109
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>>680953137
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>>680954526
hello /b/rothers
Islam
le epic islam troll: "islam"
>repeat
rofl i troll u!!!!
Islam
>>680954967
(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)
Islam
Islam
Pastafarian.
>>680952817
What kind of Buddhist?
And how is /b/ helping you shed your karmic parts that are holding you back in this life?
>>680951428
>Then again, that is why they're Satanists isn't it?
There aren't really Satanists, it was just a big "let's scare everyone into going to church more!" idea from the Church and religious governmentos that blew completely out of hand and totally fucked over lots of people.
>Pandeism is top tier. Non-theists are shit tier.
Anyone who chooses to follow 1000s of year old books over current social law is a lunatic
Atheist.
Japanese
Islam
>>680951343
Islam
>>680955108
>>680954967
dont try and stop us
>>680951343
>>680951926
Culturally Christian? You mean like buying bulk rate mayonnaise and hating gays and blacks like everyone else, but church is tricky to get to :,(
Islam
>>680955075
Dafuq is that, a tumblr gender symbol?
Islam
>>680955278
islam is spam u dumb shit
>>680952778
So you are perpetuating one of the most violent religions, Hinduism, do you know how many millions of casteless die every year in caste related violence?
There are many very politically intelligent anthropologists and leaders in the South Asian area who know that only way to stop this violence is to end Hinduism.
>>680955075
Get off
Islam
>>680953101
Is there an origin to your belief, maybe inspired/ picked up from a particular culture?
>>680955458
>>680955608
the only true prophet
>>680955648
nice bate
>>680951343
Agnostic, but I beleive in the values of odinism.
>>680951343
Anti-religious creationist here.
>>680955536
Genderfluid
>>680953225
Correction.
Jainism
Animism
Sufism
Sikhism
Too much violence from everyone else
>>680954844
So yours is the one true view and we should kill everyone who disagrees
You're the same as everyone else even if you don't call it an official religion
If you aren't confident in your views you're a weak faggot
>>680955877
And I forgot Shintoism
Islam
Stalinism
Islam
Feminism
>>680954943
Your desire is at least a little evidence that there is
and the fact that you can imagine what it would be like
Islam
>>680955175
There are people who have started believing in the propaganda as a real religion. I knew a guy who really thought that if he perpetuated enough hurt and evil in this life in the name of Satan that he could join the original sin and be part of the evil force on earth and in hell that Satan puts forward to cause hate and violence.
>>680955671
Wait, was he always wearing a sanic shirt? How the fuck did I miss that?!
>>680955330
as a christian, i don't go to church, i don't want people telling me what to believe, its just fucked up
>>680956367
I only noticed that when you pointed it out lol
>>680951343
Islam
FSM
>>680955152
He might be a Zen Buddhist. Or any other westernized version that doesn't believe the more supernatural stuff. (Read: Or any other westernized version that's just a positive-thinking group)
>>680952554
>Islam
>>680952599
>Islam
>>680952576
>Islam
>>680952602
>pls dont blow up, pls
Is this some new version of muslim duck-duck-goose I haven't heard about?
>>680956500
Asalaamu alaykum brother
>>680951343
Asatru
Pic related....or is it?
>>680956590
Western Buddhism isn't anything but a bunch of hippies who think thinking positive thoughts helps the world.
Read up on the Buddhist killings, brutal shit. They aren't fucking around.
Used to be a christian and believe in god. Realized how stupid that was and how buddhism is more my thing
Only Satanist here? Ayy lmao
>>680954875
Honestly racecars, aliens, and loose women is definitely a good way to pull newbies
Islam
>>680955915
can you stop shitposting you air wasting monkey just because someone is not so fucking retarded to be religious doesent mean hes a cringelord fedoramaster. fucking moron kid you trigger me
Islam
>>680956891
>pic related, it's you
>>680951343
pic related
None
>>680956891
nothing
Islam
Maliki Jurisprudence
Asharite Doctrine
Islam
Pagan.
>>680957147
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>>680956612
>>680956500
>>680956240
I see that europe is on /b/
>>680955877
Sufism is not a branch by itsself in Islam, its an area within Sunni Islam that deals with the knowledge of the soul and spiritualism
>>680956249
>I knew a guy
wewlad, got them facts backing up your banter
At the end of the day though, aside from a few people with legitimate, sad mental conditions who associated with the game Satanist movement, vastly more hurt and damage was done to random innocent people wrapped up in Christianity's witch-hunt
http://www.people.vcu.edu/~dbromley/undergraduate/spiritualCommunity/SatanicCults.html
>>680957270
Fuck you, arabs are not europeans
>>680955990
no... i didnt say that
rel. ppl. on average are not contributing anything important to human race they are just a dumb life form and a free usable workfoce for intellectually superior ones so other than that they are useless and can pretty much die or choose to get more intelligent, but we all know that wont happen
>>680957079
Wow, the way she's so thin, the camera angle, and her back arch, are all combining to make me feel creeped out by how her spine seems to be curving to inhuman levels.
>>680957386
thatsthejoke.jpg
I beleive in one God the Father the almighty, creator of heaven and earth all that is seen and unseen.
>>680957291
My point was that some people start believing the propaganda in a different way, where they think it really is an opposing religion.
The propaganda has caused so much violence as it was intended too.
can sumbody post porn webmd? these religios stuff is kinda boring
>>680955915
lol@militant is code for asshole.
>>680956439
If you believe in (white beardy christian) God and you base your actions even mildly on what that God would think of you, that's religiously Christian
Cultural Christians would be people who didn't believe in Christianity, but still positively enjoyed the traditional aspects of it, like stoning loose women and hating your gay son
Liberalism
>>680957033
holy fuck just give me your adress and ill make a legendary thread on b
glad to see another bro
>>680957466
ok, ok sorry but muslims and immigrates are really shitting
>>680957565
then go to a porn thread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayWQGYHG2GQ#
This is my religion. And this is my preacher
>>680957538
seriusly faggot stop with those you are fucking annoying me as well now
>>680951343
Baptist
>>680957624
its happening?
>>680956429
Whats the proof he dont exist? I see Him everywhere. You blind or something
I'm legit Muslim
i'm an anti-jew
>>680957514
I totally agree, but that statement applies to the majority of earths big religions too
>>680957797
"I come in the name of JE-SUS repeat after me bitch, I come in the name of jesus. Ruler of heaven and earth and EVERY goddamned thing in between"
>>680951343
I'm somewhat a laic catholic. Don't often go to church though.
Discordianism
>>680951474
Play Civilization, you'll learn quickly.
>>680957821
Why are you upset?
>>680958114
nice, I don't blame you I don't go either
Islam
>>680958187
I was /just/ about to ask why 4chan was so ironically edgy about cringe-atheists and only posted anti-fedora memes.
>>680958243
He's being triggered
>>680958076
thats the dumbest fucking thing ive seen/read today holy shit
thats some down syndrome logic right there
>>680958187
Jesus sounds like a total fucking asshole
Islam
maltheism
>>680958361
u ok?
>>680951428
Same.
>>680958361
hahaha
best comment onthis shit thread
Buddhist here, /b/ successfully counted to ten in my an hero thread so I killed myself on a stream, now I've been reborn as a massive faggot.
>>680952230
Good for them.
Israel can be nuked from there, right?
>>680958549
There's a reason "suffering" is included in the cycle of "rebirth, suffering, and redeath".
It's because you're ALWAYS a massive faggot. Before, as well.
>>680958524
im ok,u?
>he doesn't worship the magic pepe god
All praise the Great Lord Kuk!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_%28mythology%29
Atheist, but if I lived in Indonesia, it'd be a choice between Buddhism, Daoism, and Sikhism.
>>680958651
Different anon. Suffering wouldn't be an accurate translation of the concept it's trying to convey.