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A UFO lands in your backyard and some aliens come out. They greet you in English and say you are the first human to make contact with them. What do you say?
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ayy
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lmao
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tits or gtfo
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>>680947637
F U C K W H E R E Y O U R E F R O M

F U C K W H E R E Y O U R G O I N G
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GTFO spacenigger
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>>680947637
"Y'all know where i can buy some soap?"
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>>680947637
Fuck off space niggers, we're full
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Check my dubs
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suck my dick
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>>680947637
piss off space niggers
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Voss is Los, Mutha fuckahs!
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>>680947637
"Did I tell you i am a vegan ?"
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>>680947637
Please don't shove anything up my ass.
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>>680948213
but they can crash on the moon if they want
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Das bullshit Holmes fuck off
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>>680948213
You can crash on the moon if you want
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Finally, you guys took your bloody time.
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>>680947637
Make me into a qt girl pls
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Trump's that way if you feel like killing
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Welcome to Earth, we are mostly comprised of liberals, SJWs, feminists, bronies, furies, weebs, and white knights. TAKE ME WITH YOU
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Neat. Got any space drugs? Video games? Want a beer?
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Ayy lmao
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>>680948825
You and I both know you're under 18.
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>>680948825
Threatening the President of the United States of America is a serious offense, fyi.
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>>680948429
Please shove somethinf up his ass
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ayy lmao
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Ite bro, let me listen to your itunes and lets listen to some of your best alien tunes bra. Wana come in for a beer and watch porn?
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i would just leach off of them in anyway that i can. you can produce money? give me some. you can share your knowledge with me? give it to me. id ask about god and shit like that.
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it's time to chew ass
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>>680948103
Underrated kek
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AYY LMAO
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>>680948825
>I'm underage DAE LE TRUMP IS LITERALY LE HILTER LOLZORS neways I'm super random XDDDD

That's what you sound like. Faggot.
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>>680948825
fuck off kid, shouldn't you be cutting yourself right now?
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Welcome to earf
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>>680948785
Fag
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>>680947637
i say bend over before i kill you then i would proceed to fuck them then i make them my slaves and they do what i say or they get whipped
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>>680948825
Nice bait! You catch a alot of dubs.
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>>680950156
Edgy as fuck, m8.
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>>680950373
thank you kind sir
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>>680950156
Dude... Rapist shit
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>>680950473
and your point is?
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>>680950373
>le edgy
Redditard detected
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>>680950599
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>>680950724
>LE FISHY REDDIT MEME XDDD
Retard.
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>>680948213
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>>680950793
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i like your style bro
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>>680947637
make contact with them
/thread
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>>680947637
Welcome saviors! I must warn you! an evil race known as Niggers exists, you must immediately kill them on sight with no hesitation.
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>>680950864
No seriously go back to le reddit
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>>680951010
>what do you say?
>make contact with them
>/thread

wut
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I'd unsheathe my katana and start off with

"Heh...you picked the wrong day to come on the twisted shithole. I'm gonna have a real fun time slicing you like butter. This "sword" isn't just any sword, kid...heh. I got this from the Land of the Rising Sun, it was made by a true craftsman; the metal was folded 20,000 times just incase I really needed TO CUT SOMETHING UP!"

Nothin' personel
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>>680947637
Whale cum
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>>680951105
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>>680951328
Don't talk to me or my sons again or else!
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>>680951432
Le maymay
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>>680951488
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>>680951522
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Gloq mluq tlul shee chestz'*cleck*!
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>>680947637
"Hi, welcome to Earth, sorry about the mess."
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HE POSTED IT AGAIN LOL
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>>680947637
Are you going to rape my anus?
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>>680947637
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!
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>>680951694
Hot yaoi m8
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>>680947637
so r we going 2 burgr king or wat
>>680951328
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>>680948888
Checked
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>>680952521
;)
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>>680947637
Ask them to invest in my country in order to keep them here safely
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>>680949171
Also how to talk to girls.
>>680949127
What kind of porn?
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>>680947637

Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.
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sorry for poor english i'm finnland

where were you when when cosmonauts landed on you're backyard

i sat at home when aliances knocked me window

he said 'ayy lmao'
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>>680952615
nice sons
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What kind of power does your transportation run off of? Humans can't seem to figure out what the best way is.
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>>680953184
thnx
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>>680953065
Finland Hello friend, I am from Russia . This strange aliens you think so, huh? I thought about giving them vodka , maybe give them a little cheeki breek
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>>680947637
Get that fucking spaceship shit off my fucking lawn you bulge headed little fuckfaggot..........oh wait , is that a lady alien , here let me hold you , oooh that is a nice glow in the dark pussy ....let me lick that.............................
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BUDDY YOU A GIRL
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