Give him a goodbye blowjob

Hey, sorry, I'm not interested in a second date.

It's not hard, faggot.

>>680938815
"No, sorry"

>>680938908
I was hoping to be a bit more creative, but ok

Post more sexy fishnets you piece of shit

>>680938815
Get someone else to call him and tell him you're dead.

>>680939019
In what way do you need to be creative about this?

>>680938815

Step 1: Friend him on Facebook

Step 2: Ask for a dick pick

Step 3: Keep asking for progressively weirder things

Step 4: Eventually, once you get something like a picture of him naked with a pink wig and a rubber ducky hanging out of his ass, send that photo to his mom with no context. He'll get the idea.

>>680939247
Kek

>>680939019


You can be creative by writing a note saying " We're not going on a second date ", then taping said note to your ass ( hopefully wearing fishnets ) then taking a picture that you'll send to him.

And us. We want that picture too.

>>680939174
I might as well have fun with it, right?

>>680939247
Bu-kekke

>>680939380
Tell him you can sense he has an small dick with your "small dick radar".

>>680938815

Send him a picture of you blowing another guy holding a piece of paper "not gonna happen anon"

>>680939641
Kek. I like this idea. Thanks anon

>>680938815
>arrange to met for second date
>fuck another guy just before
>show up and tell anon that its not going to happen
>post on his facebook saying he raped you
>twitterfeed that he raped you
>goto police and get rapekitted
>say you dont want to prosecute because anon is dangerous and you are scared
>make mad bank talking at colleges about handling rape

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>>680938908
What if he has a rape fetish and the rejection only turns him on?

>>680939333
Trips for the win???? OP????

>>680941853
I'm hoping that he doesn't... But I guess I should prepare for that scenario too.

>>680940299
Ms. Doobcheck
*tips fedora*

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>>680941989
I'm considering it... Those trips are usually right.

>>680938815
Why won't you be going on a second date with him? If we know why, we can give better answers

>>680942246
If that's actually you OP, you got it goin on. JS

>>680941853
Then don't let him rape you.

>>680942434
I'd rape me.

>>680942276
He's super douchy. And he reminds me a lot of my last boyfriend who turned out to be a lazy asshole.

>>680942434
Would you rape me?

>>680942410
Thanks /b/ro

>>680942499
Give him the good ole you're not my type shtick

>>680942545

I'd tie you up and play with your asshole ofr hours

>>680942649
Hours?!?

>>680942649
Hoo hoo! That tickles! Teehee!

>>680942769
Y'all are outta control

>>680942499
Was the sex bad? If he's a douche, hurting his ego is probably your best way to get the point across

>>680942821
No you

>>680942609
That's a lot more reasonable than what I was wanting to do...

>>680942749

Until I can fit both my hands in there

>>680942914
What were you going to do?

>>680938815
Just tell him: "we will not be going on a second date".
We, men, are simple.

>>680942862
I never fucked him. He did kiss me once though and it was really bland to say the least

>>680942925
A foot too?!? Please massa please!

>>680942246
If that is you, OP, can I have a nice pussy shot?

>>680943035
To me, the way a person kisses says a lot. If it was boring, you probably ain't missing much. Just tell him you think he's boring

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>>680942974
This

>>680943221
The profit margin for Keks is definitely higher with this method.

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>>680943084
Have fun with it anon

>>680943197
Yeah... I'm worried that it will be the same way for sex.

>>680943342
I know right?

>>680943406
In my experience, boring kissers are unimaginative in bed, even if they're really into it

>>680938815
It's simple... We kill the bat... Wait, I guess that's not helpful this situation.

Just give him the ole "It's not you, it's me" routine and friendzone him already...

Why the fuck are you asking us for?
All we really want is nude pics of you doing various things.

Now show us your butthole!

>>680943362
Sharpie in the pooper?

>>680943491
Well I'm glad I won't get to experience that then haha.

>>680943362
dump more please

>>680943664
My pooper is a virgin. There will be no sharpies today

>>680943491
I'm 26 and have been with roughly 20 women if that helps
>In my experience, credibility, blah blah, blarNekNek

>>680943362
ass pic pls

>>680943664
This guy gets it...

>>680943810
Sharpe in the pink?

>>680943916
If I can find a sharpie in my house, then maybe.

>>680944046
Wanted to abandon thread but now I'm staying

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I'll take over with the fucking

>>680944193
Same

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No sharpie. Does this work?

>>680944472
yes yes, this works. Thanks anon!

>>680944472
It does indeedy.

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>>680938815
Send him a dick pic and say its yours.
Ez mode

>>680944405
Nice trips /b/ro. Dick/10

>>680944568
I will consider. Thanks anon!

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>>680944585

ONLY END IS TRIPS GODDAMN IT ANON

>>680944700
Sorry I'm a fucktard won't happen again

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>>680944824

>>680944884
You do?!?!? ^_^

>>680938815
Tell him you will not be going on a second date.

>>680944585
Those are not trips, youngster.

>>680945193
Sorry Im learnin stuff still

>>680938815
Say you really need to get pregnant because your welfare is about to get cut off and can he help?

>>680943362
This pic was taken Apr 12. The other pics are from Apr 22.

You seem to send nudes often. Potentially to more than 1 man. Dirty little slut ;) haven't gotten a solid dicking yet?

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>>680945307
This is precisely the right attitude, Anon!

>>680944666
Satanic trips demand it.

>>680945386
I have found the dick that I want to commit to. However that gentleman doesn't show any interest in commitment so... But yes I have a lot of nudes floating around.

>>680945381
Thanks anon! I will consider.

>>680945566
Thanks man

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>>680938815
>>680942246
>>680943362
>>680944472
i like this, is there more?

>>680945808
There's a lot more.

>>680945724
Tell him you're going to tongue punch his dad in the fart box.

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>>680945860
can i have some more? preferably with toys included?

Fuck him and dump him if he has a big dick, if he's got a small dick just dump his ass.

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>>680946166

>>680946477
I have no idea what his dick looks like...

>>680946607
Ask him for a pic, post results

>>680946555
>prime pussy
aaaand i'm hard. you wouldn't be interested to make a bate vid would you?

>>680946607
You could ask him for a dickpic and hope he sends you the real thing lmao.

>>680946668
I'm pretty sure he's sleeping but I will try anon.

>>680938815
Tits n timestamp

>>680946607
You could also, if you fuck him, get him to eat you out until you cum and not return the favor.

>>680946762
Wanna keep the thread alive with more pics? Your bod is bangin

>>680947025
Well he's a pretty lame kisser... So I imagine I wouldn't get to cum either.

>>680943362
if that's realy you OP ... nice angle :)

about your question: Has he seen you naked ? if not you can say you have a dick - and he'll most likely run off. you can even get a strapon to make it convincing.

another option is to say you have STD's and have AIDS spreading fetish ...

or you know ... if you are kinda into it - you can actualy fuck him and dump him, then humiliate him in front of his friends by showing them his desperate SMS's he'll most likely send you... only works on clingy types... you can even combine this with option 2, to make him all scared and stuff...

>>680947150
I had to teach my boyfriend how to kiss, he made me cum no problem though.
Depends on the guy I guess.

>>680947200
Haha I don't want to be TOO much of a dick to him... But I will consider. Thanks anon!

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>>680946555
Nice trips
Also could you post a pic of you biting your lip with tits included?

needs more pussy in here.

>>680947367
This with a time stamp

>>680947591
>>680946555
I agree. moar plz

>>680938815
your best friend is a better fuck, later loser.

>>680948021
I don't have a best friend...

>>680938815
Try "Hey, I'm sorry, but I dont want to go on a second date with you"
everything else is just retarded

>>680948206
But that's boring. I want keks.

>>680948331
Hm, well, you prove you are a retarded cunt. Have a day.

>>680948421
Aw thanks, you too!

>What has two thumbs and doesn't want to go on another date with you?

Then proceed to post a picture of yourself with thumbs pointing towards you while exclaiming "This gal!"

>>680949331
I like it. Thanks anon!

>>680938815
Dear Sir,
Thank you for our first date but after some consideration I have decided that
I would not like to see you again.
This is due to the fact that I am an edgy teenage fucklord faggot who pretends to be female and spend all his time on /b/ trolling, baiting and generally shitposting .
forgot my faggot cancer ass and move on

>>680949658
I mean... It was a good start. But thanks anon.

>>680938815
>you go to his home
>loook him intensely into its eyes
>?????????
>you say him you dont want a second date with him
>then get the cum out of your asshole and leave his home.

>>680950251
I can work with that I guess... Thanks anon!

are you lonely OP?

Call him... Tell him you have Herpes/AIDS... Tell him he should go and get tested.... He will break up with you... Win win... I'm a fucking genius!

>>680950508
Nah. Maybe a little. But not lonely enough to go on a second date with that asshole.

>>680950608
We haven't fucked though.

>>680950659
>with that asshole
geeez, what did he do? unless being a bad kisser?

>>680941853
Then badluck.jpg, am I right?

>>680939380
Dont be a cunt. Just tell him politely.

>>680950753
Bad kisser, told me he once dated a girl just so that he could use her for her house that he still lives in, and a bunch of other stuff.

>>680939247
THIS

>>680941853
having a rape fetish and actually being willing to rape someone is very different

>>680943362
Gross vagina.

No problem.... Tell him you got AIDS/hero from someone else .... He'll be scared as fuck and think your a slut.

>>680950878
I like being a cunt though. It's my favorite word.

>>680950986
Thanks man

>>680944568
My sides are nowhere to be found.

>>680951011
Kill yourself.

>>680950899
wow okay, then tell him to fuck off because he's scum that ain't worth shit.

also do you have a pic, sucking on something phallic?

>>680950968
its never been different when iv done it ?

>>680944568
/thread

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>>680950968
"Always searching for new girls who'd want to fullfill my needs and accepts being raped by me"

>>680951006
Haha ok thanks anon!

Tell him you have a penis

>>680938815
Tell him you have a penis

>>680951077
No I don't sorry :/

>>680945668
No shit he doesnt want to commit.

>>680951066
Kk

>>680951011
Kill yourself

>>680949331
cringed

>>680951336
No you.

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>>680951244
damnit, life is just not fair these days...

alright, off to piss some more blood.

Post more pics, OP.

And post a picture of the faglord in question, as well.

>>680951602
pics and timestamp red pee

OP I suggest you just give us his information and we will handle the rest.

newfags where is the timestamp???
thats probally random pics from internet...

>>680951669
Booty?

>>680951011
Fuck bitches like you

>>680943362
holy what the fuck its like you want your queefs to clap, that shit is not only fucking repulsive, its straight up tinged, i hope that beta only diet goes well, you are as roastie as it gets lmao

>>680938815
Beth?

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>>680952382
Who's beth?

>>680951728
nah, i'm fat, thanks.

>>680952386
gay

>>680952075
And bitches like you too.

>>680952386
Hey, care to spread your lips and stick a finger in or two?

>>680952386
You got some nice toes on you? Show em to us

>>680943362
Stop that, its digusting. Makes me puke

>>680953195
Gay

>>680939380

Fuck you.

>>680938815
Send him a pic of your pussy, that`ll do it for sure

>>680953313
Faggot

>>680938815
1st you don't even have to worry about it since he might've figured it out on his own. If he does just tell him you didn't feel a good connection and if he continues just a flat out no.

>>680953695
Homosexual individual