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>Christchurch

Drunk and lonely.... as always

>>680932891
same homie

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>>680932772
>Christchurch

How are we tonight fam?
Anyone going to the parade?

Why are ID's even gone?

>>680932891
>lonely

Come over... be lonely with me

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Just been watching movies today.

>>680932891
>tfw wish i was drunk but im just lonely

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>>680932772
ginga reporting in, just did a mad mission setting up a new bed by myself. Holy shit I am a TANK

>>680934375
Doesn't sound that hard. Did you have to carry it upstairs or something?

Put another shrimp on the barbey, mate

what you faggots upto? where the nudes at?

What time is it in new zeland?

Sweden asking, it's 10:19 here

>>680934736
8.20 here boi

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>>680934558
Had to drag mattress in base through like 2 doors and angle them round a hall way in a tiny house and drag the old mattress and base out to the garage. Just let me have this.

>>680934787
So you're 2 hours behond us, nice

Have a nice day

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>>680933064
Feelsbadman
>>680933283
Depends who this is
>>680933845
Buy some

>>680934892
its night time though dick head

>>680934959
Should've written 20:20 then, shouldn't you Bret and Germain

>>680934910
>680933283

The walking dead.

kek

>>680934793
It is the getting round corners that's always the hardest part.

>>680935078
wat

>>680934375
I feel your pain, got a giant ass cabinet that i had to carry from the taxi into my house, gonna be a bitch to set up.

>>680934910
>Buy some
broke till next pay

>>680935073
im not in the army fuck head

go back to sleep

http://youtu.be/Re0nu9UtEY8

>>680935238
Are you with Westpac? Noone deserves to be lonely and not be able to get drunk

>>680935207
>Dia

>>680935238
Can you afford meths and a loaf of bread? Then you're golden. Filtering the meths through the bread removes the additives and makes it safe to drink.

>>680935656
Doesn't make it safe, it makes it safer.

>>680935560
Oh right, nice one

>>680935720
I was just talking shit anyway, you probably shouldn't do that.

>>680935983
Should hit up the aves or somin fam

Gota box can chip gas and get more?

>>680936084
I'm drunk already so can't, and I dont think many people will be out, especially at this time.

>>680936264
>Already Drunk

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shouldnt you faggots be putting up some scaffold or something..

>>680936437
So can't drive

Anyone in lower hutt want to buy/ have a sesh?

>>680936654
Ofcourse.

Stay safe fam

Thinking about moving to NZ from the US (WI) is it cool or do you guys hate us like most other countries?

How big are maori dicks on average?

>>680937235
>moving
>invade

you a cop?

>>680935378
asb

Ive got some soda now at least

>>680937235
Some of you cunts are ok.

You are human, thats the issue. Some humans are cockheads, some are goodcunts. The said cockheads and goodcunts are considered the opposite by others.

You cant win so just come here and enjoy our shitty little islands.

>>680937398
you in chch or nah

>>680932772
kek
>2016
>still uses old flag

>>680937235
nah you'll be fine dude, you'll end up finding alot of funny cunt friends. There's a lot of funny people in this country. Not to mention everyone has a better sense of humour than americans.

>>680937511
>>680937357

Wow I really am a cop. Thats actually a big part of why I'm wanting to leave. I love being a cop, because I love being the one people look up to, and look to for help. And I love helping people. But I absolutely hate the way our training makes us. I feel like they want us to be big bag intimidating soldiers. Just doesn't sit right with me. I don't even feel like I need my gun 99% of the time.

>>680937576
nah mate dunedin

>>680938009
badluck

Dunners reporting, bruh

>>680937595
That would be great for me, everyone in my family were raised with really good senses of humor. You know the kind where you can't really get your feelings hurt because your family burned you (made jokes about you) when you were little.

Lower Hutt.

Tomorrow morning you wake up to find out that Australia was invaded, and almost completely taken over by China. Do you help liberate them, or welcome your new Chinese neighbors?

>>680938079
wests soda's, yeah/mah?

>>680938391
Wests milk shake syrups, yeah
Never had many of their sodas

>>680935254
then at least write 'pm' after the time, unless you're a retard, but I'm guessing the swede is the retard here, he could have just googled 'time in new zealand' and gotten his answer.
Farewell

>>680938506
never had their shake syrups, their raspberry and cola is top

>>680938349
I would welcome our new Chinese neighbours. Fuck Straya

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Oh yeah, had this for awhile thought i'd share.

>>680938349
Wasn't this a movie?

>>680938349
Implying we have any sort of power capable of helping them vsing the Chinese. Are you living in the same country as me?

>suicide mission

Any have nudes of that Kaity Bonner big tit slut?

Lower Hutt Also!!!

>>680939345
Slut.

I try my best....... ""cough"

>>680937306
4-4.5 inch

Really ?, hahah white man rules in nz ;)

>>680936656
i was in l hutt yesterday. can u come up to wellington? id buy. also smoke with u

>>680940092
It's down. Pick up a map nigga.

>>680940222
i dont follow

what do you mean by "its down"? by pick up a map, do u mean choose a location in welly?

cos i wanna smoke weed then attend the anzac commemoration high, thas what im feeling

>>680940415
I mean look at a map. Note the location of Lower Hutt and Wellington City and get your shit together.

>>680940681
its like a 10 minute drive, i could pick u up. whatever tho

>>680940748
I need a car seat.

Any drug dealers in hamilton?

>>680941218
david bain

>>680938349
>Invading Australia on anzac day

well that's a bit of a dick move m8

>>680940471
you disrespectful cunt

>>680941790
ikr. what a waste of weed

Anyone know Maddie Kinney Akl. I want her nudes

>>680942654
ill tell you now mate theres no way you'll ever get them so give up stop trying ball bag

>>680942735
TBH she probs has none but damn she got big tits for a skinny bitch.

Anyone going dawn parade Auckland

>>680943549
Honestly puzzled as to why people do this.

>>680943731
to show respect you fucking nigger

>>680943031
got any normal pics?

>>680944510
how? how would you feel if you died then years later people honoured you for what you done? oh wait, you wouldn't feel anything, cause you're dead

>>680944789
Its more respect towards those that gave there life so that we could live the lives we live today. Regardless of how your life is now it could be alot worse without the men and women who sacrificed themselves.

>>680944789
Your family should of been gassed

fucking jew

>>680944789
the chinese need to leave

>>680945479
this game was the shit

gf is out of town for a week, what should i get up to?

>>680945479
playing rs3 rn

>>680946760
same here bro

>>680946760
>>680947808

Maybe you two should kiss

New Zealand is the slum of the west
>be me
>be from NZ
>visit my gf
>"baaaaaaa"
>fuck my sheep gf
>she leaves me for mauri faggot
Fucking NZ

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>>680949798
NZ has been voted one of the best places to live

>kys faggot

>>680950011
Only reason I would actually want to live in NZ is if I got horribly disfigured and wanted to claim it was a "sick mauri face tat my dude" and get government money for being a raging faggot

Dunners reporting.

What's going on? Missed ought much tonight?

>>680950278
Some hot sheep babe walked in the pup and we gang raped the bitch

>>680940092
you still down?

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Dunedin here
In bed from food coma
TFW no boyfriend
Can't wait for the year to end

>>680950847
4 months in, that bad already?
Hopefully it'll come quick enough

>>680950847
>kyss
Haven't seen that name in ages.

>>680950847
kek where did you get this screenshot from?

At my dads place atm visiting overnight. Im fucking tired but everyone is still fucking about in the loung (where im supposed to sleep). Fuck this shit

>>680950847
Is this a tinychat convo from way back?

tiny chat?

>>680950847
>omgbro: anyone else make a resolution?
>kyss: pull the trigger this time
faaaaaaark

New Zealand more like fucking shit

tfw a maori slut will never sit her bare ass on your face

>>680951399
Im in bed now. Im so happy. Finally.

>>680952990
Bed is best place

>>680952878
can someone tell me how to accomplish this goal?

>>680953949
Kill yourself

>>680954053
fuck you

>>680954154
nah fuck you leatherman

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Aucksland repooting

>>680955631
fuck off

Started playing Witcher 3 again today, forgot how fucking great it is

>>680955738
nah its pretty shit actually

>>680955726
Na you fuck off faggot

>>680955904
says the spooder poster kill yourself m8.

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Contemplating moving to your great country. Honest question, how difficult is it to source bud and what are prices per gram over there?

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>>680955985
>>680955985

>>680956068
No, fuck off we're full

>>680956288
lol what a cuck

>>680956068
>nz
>great country
allofmykeks.png

>>680956068
I was just about to ask the same question.

Any news on legalisation soon?

Is your internet connection really that shit?

>>680956433
>.png
>Not .jpg
>Expecting me to listen
Keks

>>680956492
internet connection is 8/8 m8
>>680956068
some one i know says its easy to obtain, approx 15 - 20 a g depends what city

>>680956639
>the current year
>settling for low quality images
sucks to be you familia.

>>680956763
That's even cheaper than the UK, in Scotland it's £25 for 2 grams. Which is ~NZ$26 per gram.

do dunners nude dumps even happen on here anymore?

Lincoln reporting.

>>680957193
>do [your city here] nudes dumps even happen on here anymore?
No.

>>680933241
Kerikeri here. Dawn service in kaeo for me. Not used to going to bed and waking up so early, so I figure four hours sleep is enough to fall back on.

>>680957006
Here it's between $2 and $10 depending on quality

>>680940471
Fuck off.
Would you attend a service for a dead friend drunk?
Then again if you're that much of a ratchet cunt, you might consider it. If you're gunna get high, don't fucking go.