ITT: You're Innawoods,
What does /b/ Do?
Shoot her on sight
>>680925528
Is that obvious at all?
>>680925528
Shoot her head off with my pennis and also dicke and balls
>>680925874
/thread
>>680925528
The only thing I can do - go back to bed and not fight someone else's stupid war.
>>680925528
Ambush her squad, kill everyone but her and fuck her in the ass at gunpoint. Whether or not she dies depends on the level of enthusiasm she musters up.
>>680925528
suck her cock at gunpoint
>>680926055
That's the spirit that built a nation! Back to sleep!
>>680925528
Surrender my heart
>>680926073
only answer
>>680925528
Kill the bitch
If we were alone I probably would try to rape her. Depending on how easy she is to handle will decide whether or not I bring her back to my squad camp as a fuck toy. Then everyone can have fun and we can place bets on whose baby it is!
>>680925528
Are you a Fucking Retard?
As if it wasn't Obvious from the start.
OP is a Tremendous Faggot
Shed a tear shoot her fuck her while I cry and then shoot myself when I climax
>>680925528
Am I her comrade? Is she the enemy?
Either way I'd try to have sex with her.
Shooting her squad on sight and making sure nothing will be of use for the enemy by burning their gear even if that would give away my position after they screamed in their radios for help when I pierced their kevlar helmets one by one.
360 no scope that cunt
>>680925528
In the Thread:
A bunch of edgy 12 year olds who haven't yet surrendered their minds to their balls.
>>680925528
Hold a M240 to her head and fuck her
>>680925528
You're one, ugly... motherfucker.
>>680925528
Do her taxes.
She'd probably run screaming because I am the monster now.
>>680925528
>>680925528
necrophilia u know
walk the dinosaur
I'd kill Every Man in her squad and rape every Woman
What Gives OP?
Are you a Bitch?
>Inb4 Yes
>>680927117
How the fuck are you going to hold a 25lb gun to someone's head whilst you fuck them?
>>680925528
How is any response that isn't disarm her, tie her up, hide her in the woods near your base, and routinely rape her raw, until she dies of starvation correct?
Even if she shits herself or something of the like, you can have her legs and arms tied up, and clean her up. So that you can continue to reuse her as often as you like. Can even give her water every couple days so she doesn't dry up. Even when she dies you'd still have a few days of use left.
>>680925528
Run from Shia Labeouf
You beta faggots wouldn't shoot. You'd fall in love at first sight and lower your weapon and then Olga will put two in your chest and go about her day as a soldier for the glorious motherland
shoot to kill fuck the body take her index finger for a key chain
>>680928211
yep, nailed it
>>680925528
>AWOL
>Join enemy side
>Small talk
>Get her to smile
>"Yeah, I've lost friend's too..."
>Share stories together under fire-scarred skies
>Days turn into weeks into months
>We're all we've got
>"I'm out!" she cries in fear
>So cute
>Toss her my last clip
>Huddle together
>"Anon, I don't want to die..."
>"It's alright, I'm here with you."
Follow her back to her camp and kill all of her allies, then painting them like clowns in her makeup and rigging a trap to wound her next to her food.
After she's wounded I help her out telling her I'm on her side and some madman is doing this stuff abd take her back to my cabin where I condition her to love me forever.
It is only after this that I tell her what I did before drowning her.
I remember reading a WW1 account about I think a British sharpshooter talking about killing a German one time.
He described the German as a rather handsome young man, and expressed remorse for having to kill him, but he ended it in something like, "It was either me or him."
If she was the enemy, it would be the same kind of experience I suppose.
Though I've also heard of stories during WW2 where American and German soldiers saw each other by chance and walked away instead of fighting. Don't know if any of it is true, but it is believable.
Perhaps if I saw her and she saw me, and both of us weren't ready for an attack, then maybe it would end in a similar way - walking away.
However even that is wishful.
>>680928449
She really could use a hair clip.
force her to surrender. turn her into a breeder. witness me
>>680928449
Continue
>>680925528
Shoot her in the arm, her screams will bring her comrades, take as many shots at them as possible before moving positon, simple ambush tactics.
>>.680925528
Ambush her squad, Kill Everybody but her, fuck her until lifeless body
Fuck lifeless body
Solid snake that shit with a choke out, cop a feel then end her life. She died as a soldier. War is hell. Call otacon later.
>>680928449
Hahaha so beta. Keep going I enjoy the laughs
>grip my raifu tightly
>slowly but passionately stroke her furniture
>feelin' saucy, start caressing her metal parts
>tickle her action
>lick her long, slender barrel
>covermeimgoinin.jpg
>gently push the magazine into her
>full of rounds this time, she loves it that way
>all the way in, listen for her to moan that "click" sound
>slap dat bolt release
>firewhenready.mp3
>>680925528
A 720 quickscope
>>680925874
this
>>680925528
fuk
>>680928863
He comrades will be on full alert once they see one of their own down and wounded. Also the sound of gunshots? Nice try Rambo.
You don't stand a chance against the all female division
>>680925528
Suck her gun at cockpoint.
https://youtu.be/z5S8LhpFHeM?t=30
>>680930061
I want to ask her how that gun smells
>>680925528
fuck her. kill her. fuck her again.
>>680925528
Salute my comrade
Keep on my March
three in the upper thoracic
wat do fam
>>680927686
what the fuck even happened in your mind to capitalize words the way you did
>>680926299
That's the spirit that nearly killed two nations! Arm yourself and kill regardless of the consequences!
>>680930061
>the position of her thumb
>dat anti trigger discipline
>>680930922
>>680925528
you nignogs
op never stated we were on the opposing side of the fem
Rape
The last person your should ever trust on the battlefield is a woman. You fucking kill her on the spot before she can trick you and kill you herself.
>>680931048
That's the spirit that created America! Death by hanging for defying the crown is what awaited these brave patriots should they have failed.
>>680925528
>defect
>disarm
>deflower
>deport
>>680925528
Invade Her Country
The End.
>>680932524
Better hope it's not during winter
Aebidicoldblif
>>680925528
if enemy force, >>680925874
If ally, marry
>>680925528
surrender completely
Surrender because I get so nervous around hot girls and it will inevitably lead to spaghetti falling out my pockets
>>680925528
shoot her arms and legs
fuck her torso as she tries to crawl away
bandage her up to stop blood lost
>>680931396
/thread
>>680925528
Kill her and then rape his dead body
>>680933933
In that order?
>>680934074
His? You sure anon?